Who's your Mahmmy?

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Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:03:44 2013 No.10415550 [DELETED]

Who's your Mahmmy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:06:32 2013 No.10415556 File: 642 KB, 744x999, 1355855998586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415550 Who's your SANNY.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:06:32 2013 No.10415560 File: 508 KB, 1000x1000, 1358864837505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mama ran is my mommy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:09:48 2013 No.10415582 >>10415560 i wanna get tf'd into a futa loli and sleep in the tails. actually having a vagina would be terrifying, imagine being able to fit 8 inches of something in you. it'd be like walking with a hole in you. in fact that's what it is. shit no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:11:34 2013 No.10415591 >>10415582 You are full of holes right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:11:34 2013 No.10415592 >>10415582 Everyone has a hole in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:12:20 2013 No.10415597 >>10415591 FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:15:22 2013 No.10415606 >>10415582 someday you are going to bear my fruit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:18:39 2013 No.10415619 >>10415606 a... anon you're scaring me! I don't wanna bear things!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:32:31 2013 No.10415684 File: 54 KB, 600x800, 6408564068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415619 I don't think it would be too hard...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:33:20 2013 No.10415694 File: 149 KB, 565x575, 1265675873604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415582 >able to fit 8 inches

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:50:06 2013 No.10415776 >>10415582 Like an anus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 06:52:06 2013 No.10415788 >>10415776 lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:16:13 2013 No.10415878 File: 158 KB, 748x747, 1347385723280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako is my mommy! She is pretty!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:17:00 2013 No.10415885 >>10415878 yea right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:21:50 2013 No.10415903 >>10415885 My birth mother passed away, so I am her foster. Unless you're doubting she's pretty then I'm going to have to lift your lids and scrape your eyeballs out with a rusted scalpel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:27:27 2013 No.10415916 >>10415903 Please do not make joke of your mommy dieing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:27:58 2013 No.10415918 >>10415903 so that' why you got mama issues. poor thing..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:35:50 2013 No.10415939 >>10415916 I didn't though, my birth mother passed away in late 2010 from an aneurysm. >>10415918 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:38:42 2013 No.10415948 >>10415550 Last time I checked mothers have nothing to do with Japan or Otaku get this shit off the board No it's no relevant just because you think x touhou is a mother figure

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:39:44 2013 No.10415952 >>10415939 d00d amznig blog u hav!!!!!!!!!!!!（＾＿＾）／

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:40:17 2013 No.10415955 I want to run away and have a cute Touhou adopt me and be my mommy. Then I could take it easy and pretend she was my birth mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:43:36 2013 No.10415964 File: 402 KB, 500x740, 11175672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415955 I want to do this with Satori-sama and become her pet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:44:54 2013 No.10415967 >>10415964 Shouldn't you be the pet first? It'd seem odd to do it as a stranger...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:48:49 2013 No.10415974 What would your Touhou mommy call you when she wakes you up in the morning? Is she warm when you hug her? What does her laugh sound like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:50:23 2013 No.10415976 >>10415952 Not really, I was asked/doubted, so I simply provided proof. btw u forgot ur sage lol

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:52:44 2013 No.10415981 [DELETED]

>>10415974
She'd call me Takkun~. ... with the tilde.
And she'd have one of those nice laughs that mothers do where they have there mouth closed, and it's like an "uh-hu-hu" but with the mouth closed, yeah like that.

She is very warm and soft, i might go back to sleep in her arms!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:52:59 2013 No.10415982 File: 598 KB, 1000x750, 27824560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415964 Would Satori let me relieve myself using her body when my mating period rolls around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:55:21 2013 No.10415984 Would your mommy scold you if she saw that you were feeling funny in your pants?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:57:42 2013 No.10415988 >>10415984 She'd only scold me if I didn't let her take care of it ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:59:33 2013 No.10415991 File: 441 KB, 511x700, 07363e7fb23c204eb9c03ab3f5387974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415982 No lewd things allowed with your master anon. Platonic love only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:03:43 2013 No.10416003 File: 531 KB, 969x1239, 5630457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415991 Platonic love is a fragile, evanescent thing. It is strenghtened with physical bonds. Come on, you'd love to lay your head on her lap. Why not go even further?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:04:15 2013 No.10416006 >>10415967 What do you mean exactly? Be her pet right from birth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:04:17 2013 No.10416009 Does mommy work a lot or can she play with you every day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:05:20 2013 No.10416013 >>10416003 Stop fooling yourself, sex with someone you platonically love, like a master, is just the egoistic satisfaction of your disgusting urges

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:08:24 2013 No.10416023 >>10416003 Why do you need to go further? Your head on mommy's lap makes you feel warm, fuzzy and happy. Why feel sweaty, yucky and slightly happier?

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:09:58 2013 No.10416029
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>>10416003
Because I don't sexually or romantically desire Satori, and I wouldn't desire a potential mother figure in that fashion anyway (in b4 get out). It's probably too hard to explain to /jp/ given all the mazacon and mother fucking threads we have. Please don't mind me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:11:04 2013 No.10416034 >>10416003 There's nothing wrong with putting your head in a lap that other pets have used (because it is the best spot in the house) but some people might have second thoughts about sharing a vajayjay. It's really not the same.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:12:23 2013 No.10416041

>>10416006
Just the order you said them in makes it seem like you'd do the pet-related stuff before becoming her pet.
Saying them in the reverse order would make more sense.

I shouldn't be making a big deal out of this, it was just an offhand comment.
You have good taste in touhou, really!

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:12:51 2013 No.10416039 File: 279 KB, 1500x1061, 1356950428848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416029 I'm with you anon, in my opinion there is nothing purer than the absolute love between a petowner and her pet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:18:21 2013 No.10416066 File: 313 KB, 640x512, 24527102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416039 It just seems right to me, especially since I already love a certain Touhou romantically. Also that's a silly looking Okuu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:21:14 2013 No.10416080 File: 248 KB, 600x769, 1324963277937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let Satori pry your mind regularly? It's not nice to keep such interesting stories from your mother.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:24:36 2013 No.10416091
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>>10416080
Of course. I'd want to be completely honest with Satori if she were my mother/master, and I wouldn't have much to fear from it. It just seems like that would make us even closer.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:26:26 2013 No.10416100
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>>10416080
Sure. I'd never be able to think of her as my mother, though. That implies she's superior to me in some way. Which she isn't. I could view her as my equal, but never anything more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:27:26 2013 No.10416102 >>10416100 Apparently you view her as a cumdumpster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:27:26 2013 No.10416103 >>10416100 Sister perhaps? Though this is a mazacon thread, mind you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:27:30 2013 No.10416107 >>10416091 That story was so sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:30:41 2013 No.10416110 >>10416103 It is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:33:28 2013 No.10416118 >>10416100 She is superior to you. It's safe to say that anyone in gensokyo is superior to a average human

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:33:28 2013 No.10416119 File: 3.00 MB, 800x600, 1354931854383.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could take baths with my mommy again.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:34:14 2013 No.10416123
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>>10416103
>>10416102
She could be my Master in title or position. I would still require she view me as her equal, or else I'd call off my end of the deal. I.E.: I could do the chores, cook, make her bed and all that, but I'd expect her to treat me as her intelligent equal.

And if I develop a romantic interest in her, I wouldn't accept her turning me down because I am "her pet" or "her servant". Other reasons, sure, but not that one. That would mean submission. I will not submit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:35:31 2013 No.10416131 File: 899 KB, 1100x1000, 9b28ac01e801a93dc87979439ca18c55aa491390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish i was one of satori's pets. we would play, have fun and love eachother

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:36:31 2013 No.10416136 >>10416118 You make it sound like anyone opening a portal would become a slave for lewd things... What if the faceless males are actually /jp/sies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:38:34 2013 No.10416142 >>10416003 >Platonic love is a fragile, evanescent thing. In people who can't control their primitive behaviors like you maybe.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:38:51 2013 No.10416145

>I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me. After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

>Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

>Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

>New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

>After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:40:24 2013 No.10416152 >>10416136 Slave for lewd things? No, just a inferior being, whose life is worth anything. Nobody in gensokyo is lewd and all the faceless man are actuall native gensokyo humans who are also superior to you due to being able to maigcal potential

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:40:24 2013 No.10416153 >>10416145 I feel like I've read this before but I don't remember.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:40:24 2013 No.10416155

>>10416142
>What are humans?
Why do you think marriages where sex ceases to exist after wedding/first child are so likely to break apart?
Physical affection is important for nearly all mammals, which humans, also, are. We're animals with all the quirks of animals, and being slightly more intelligent than most doesn't free us of them. Basic psychology, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:41:24 2013 No.10416156 File: 738 KB, 1600x2800, 5bc80901b1bb83cb6889dff708828b2e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori doesn't mind if you accidentally call her mommy. In fact, she may like it!

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:42:40 2013 No.10416164
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>>10416066
I have a similar fantazy that was mentioned here before.
That I am a pet in the old city, get found by Satori and she gifts me to Koishi as her pet and then I live a loving and nice life with Okuu,Koishi,Orin and Satori with no lewdness ever involved

This kind of love is just too good to dirty it with egoistic urges

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:44:13 2013 No.10416170 File: 191 KB, 729x800, 1355112454205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So /jp/ is SUB? NO wonder why you're all depressed and grumpy all the time. You just need a loving owner who will take care of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:45:00 2013 No.10416175 >>10416155 No, but we humans always brag with our conscious and how we are better than animals thanks to it. Why can't you use it to surpress the urges of your body and become a better being?You have the freedom to do so

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:46:17 2013 No.10416180 File: 760 KB, 1360x1134, 29442974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416175 Because defying one's nature never ends well. Look at Koishi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:47:48 2013 No.10416181 >>10416155 >Why do you think marriages where sex ceases to exist after wedding/first child are so likely to break apart? Physical affection isn't limited to just your dick anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:47:48 2013 No.10416183 I want to wear Koishi's hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:48:32 2013 No.10416185 >>10416180 It ended well for her though. She's happier and better person now. And don't you start with nature, it's also unnatural for us to dominate the world like this. If we wanted to be natural we'd have to live in caves again

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:49:02 2013 No.10416188 >>10416156 cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:49:47 2013 No.10416190 >>10416185 >She's happier and better person now. She's not happier. Her new self doesn't even know or care what happiness is. She's less of a person, period.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:50:47 2013 No.10416192 >>10416185 >it's also unnatural for us to dominate the world like this wait wut >a better-adapted, more intelligent, superior species >not natural for them to dominate the environment did you fail biology 101?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:53:17 2013 No.10416199 >>10416190 Sometimes being less of what you call a person is better than being a unhappy person >>10416192 Typical human, just deciding what is natural and what is not whenever it is in his favour

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:54:03 2013 No.10416205 File: 2 KB, 101x140, 1293459174081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416199 >just deciding what is natural and what is not whenever it is in his favour 4/10 Had me going for about 6 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:00:02 2013 No.10416228 >>10416205 Hey guess what, you did nothing to contribute to the so called superioty of the human race. You are pretty much just another useless being who is just leeching off of the advancements of the few special humans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:02:17 2013 No.10416233 >>10416228 So?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:03:17 2013 No.10416237 File: 118 KB, 1000x1300, 28143572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416228 And yet I still fucked you're mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:04:17 2013 No.10416241 >>10416233 Why would you feel superior for being born human then? That's like being proud of rolling a 6 two times in a row with a dice

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:05:32 2013 No.10416249
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I have a fantasy where I live in rural japan. I'm a loli doll and I have a master, who is a futa.

During the day we cook, walk in the forest or listen to soft music. She likes to make me cute dresses and I spend the evenings sitting on her lap reading books.

During the night however, my master can't help but to get horny. She is very troubled by this but I always help her relieve herself. After I service her penis, I thank her for being so kind to me and then we cuddle and go to sleep together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:07:32 2013 No.10416254 >>10416241 Because humans are superior to everything else. He never implied that there are noone smarter than him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:10:47 2013 No.10416266 >>10416254 Maybe the human race as a whole is superior due to some special humans, but not every single human

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:17:33 2013 No.10416277

>>10416266
I'm pretty sure being aware of your own existence makes you superior to chimps and ants. Considering anyone in the human race as being above another in any major way is fucking stupid though, as a species we're at a very base level of intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:19:03 2013 No.10416289 >>10416277 >I'm pretty sure being aware of your own existence makes you superior to chimps and ants How so? I think this ability is vastly overrated if you don't put it to use. And barely any humans really put it into use

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:24:48 2013 No.10416309 File: 171 KB, 727x735, 1304833925990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread needs less arguing about something unrelated and more motherly Satori. In my opinion.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:25:03 2013 No.10416312

>>10416289
Define "putting it to use". Everyone who has ever "furthered" mankind out of huddling round campfires has just been hastening their own death, and the death of everything they love and hold dear. Sure, our quality of life now is great because of what they did, but we'll all be dead within a few generations anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:27:47 2013 No.10416324 >>10416312 I define it by using it to improve yourself, to ask yourself "how can I be a better person and how can I better myself?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:28:02 2013 No.10416332 >>10416324 What's a "better person"? Anything not related to the pursuit of happiness is futile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:31:32 2013 No.10416345 >>10416332 That's up to you how you define a better person, that's part of being aware of your own existance after all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:46:33 2013 No.10416377 File: 327 KB, 2096x2976, 00151188eddb80dd5f51f26de4cc378b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416309 I prefer lover-ly Satori.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:12:18 2013 No.10416424 Maternal instinct is such a turn on. It's a shame that few women show it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:19:32 2013 No.10416442 File: 80 KB, 600x740, 0c57ba02c4d430b2667925962c53433e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think the best way to appreciate Satori's maternal instincts would be to impregnate her then raise our children together. Who's with me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:42:17 2013 No.10416491 >>10416442 Aye

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:43:02 2013 No.10416679 File: 252 KB, 900x1300, 12427511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:59:11 2013 No.10416744 File: 528 KB, 799x799, 11354110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you go to bed, do you like to imagine you're being huddled and coddled by your Touhou mommy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 12:02:12 2013 No.10416762 >>10416744 I like to think of my boyfriend holding me when I go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 12:04:13 2013 No.10416770 >>10416744 yes SURPRISE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 12:04:29 2013 No.10416772 File: 1.67 MB, 480x360, 1357874834122.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416679

>>	Tom Sun Jan 27 12:20:25 2013 No.10416829 File: 185 KB, 850x803, 5f32bd8b664ddb3b3f2ac6a224ced6f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this babe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 12:27:31 2013 No.10416863 File: 177 KB, 1197x1499, 22189553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 12:32:49 2013 No.10416874 File: 93 KB, 567x800, dd858123cad4ae7c3b3160a0e9f2c10f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Patchy's miniboy pet.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:26:54 2013 No.10417058 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1200, 19772510_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:51:20 2013 No.10417131 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1300, 32265674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mommy's ass!

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Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:18:50 2013 No.10417218

>>10417079
I want to see Seiga get a kid and try very, very hard to be a good mother, to get rid of her slutty habits, do her best to become a decent person all for the sake of the child and fail miserably, finally getting raped by a dozen men and enjoying it while the kid watches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:36:50 2013 No.10417282 >>10417218 That sounds horrible. It would be a lot better if she eventually snaps and targets her repressed sexual urges toward her child.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:40:20 2013 No.10417293 File: 221 KB, 576x818, seigamini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10417218 >>10417282 not cool not cool at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:49:20 2013 No.10417333 File: 403 KB, 750x750, 1316127547428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10417293 Seiga better be careful or Auntie Yoshika is going to steal her son away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:59:51 2013 No.10417376 I think Reimu would make a good mommy.

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Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:02:20 2013 No.10417387

>>10417376
She's gonna have to sooner or later, being human and having the obligation to keep the bloodline going.

I wonder how it makes Reimu fans feel. Knowing their waifu will eventually have to get knocked up by some random dude from down in the human village.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:04:21 2013 No.10417392 What kind of child will mommy raise you as, a boy or a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:15:05 2013 No.10417431 >>10417387 As if Reimu had any fans. She's plain as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:24:20 2013 No.10417456 File: 1.52 MB, 1200x1400, 1356915870551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet Ran is the warmest and softest to cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:39:50 2013 No.10417497 File: 305 KB, 500x594, Shiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the Bestest mommy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:42:06 2013 No.10417506 File: 22 KB, 268x373, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10417392 She won't. She'll die soon after giving birth to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:43:35 2013 No.10417511 >>10417506 At least my dad will sound like Liam Neeson!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:46:50 2013 No.10417528 >>10417511 Then hell die like a Chump two decades later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:06:51 2013 No.10417784 File: 402 KB, 803x1036, 26401887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you fuck your own mother?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:08:51 2013 No.10417794 wurst thread on jp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:11:22 2013 No.10417805 >>10416170 What's SUB mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:12:06 2013 No.10417814 >>10417805 submissive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:23:51 2013 No.10417854 >>10416170 is it wrong to want a tall beautiful woman to coddle and take care of me

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:31:31 2013 No.10417871
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I always disregarded that Freudian bullshit about everyone wanting to fuck their mothers but I swear that black haired lady on that American Pickers show looks like a more buxom version of my mom and I find her way more attractive than most 3d, and I despise tattoos.

Kind of worries me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 17:40:46 2013 No.10417902 File: 371 KB, 667x500, expert_koa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10417871 That's because she only LOOKS LIKE your mom.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:00:16 2013 No.10417972 I must be the only one on /jp/ who prefers new, younger mothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:01:31 2013 No.10417977 >>10417972 Zero appeal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:02:32 2013 No.10417985 >>10417977 says you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:18:31 2013 No.10418042 File: 169 KB, 900x1200, 31344762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10417972 How young are we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:21:32 2013 No.10418057 >>10418042 Mid to late 20s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:22:47 2013 No.10418064 >>10417972 I prefer them to be around Reimu's age as well. Nitori would make a good mommy too~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:26:32 2013 No.10418085 File: 336 KB, 933x1331, 良妻空母 2_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10418057 Okuu is my favorite young mother figure. She looks like she could be around that age in most of her pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:41:47 2013 No.10418190 File: 1.81 MB, 768x1024, 30480722.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touhou moms should have wide hips

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:53:02 2013 No.10418297 bump

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:56:48 2013 No.10418343 File: 781 KB, 1426x2012, ad4eb327280b4fcd651226f480dc13b1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10418085 The best. Can't go wrong with corvid families.

>>	Tom Sun Jan 27 18:58:17 2013 No.10418362 File: 105 KB, 400x606, 1344750247600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10418190 what the hell is that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:59:32 2013 No.10418376 File: 19 KB, 150x200, 1349092483109423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tits on tuhus Simply awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:01:02 2013 No.10418393 >>10418389 didn't last long, finnscum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:01:17 2013 No.10418389 File: 31 KB, 471x444, spurdo moto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] logs like its dime to go :DD but we'll be bag again one day :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:02:17 2013 No.10418395 File: 296 KB, 853x468, you just got GOTH BLOCKED !8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you just got GOTH BLOCKED !

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:07:03 2013 No.10418420 File: 733 KB, 1024x768, up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10418190 Touhou moms should be cute and friendly, and smart too~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:11:18 2013 No.10418434 >>10418362 Uh, Kanako

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:12:48 2013 No.10418443
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>>10418420
Nitori doesn't really strike me as a motherly character. She is still my favorite 2hu. I don't understand the recent mazacon trend on /jp/, especially in association with Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:14:47 2013 No.10418453 >>10418443 She probably works better as christmas cake because she's shy and anal fisting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:15:03 2013 No.10418456 >>10418343 Clone children are worst children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:15:17 2013 No.10418457 File: 661 KB, 865x1280, 23052681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10418343

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:19:18 2013 No.10418476 >>10418456 You sure love to mention that up at every possible opportunity. Does it really bother you that much?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:20:17 2013 No.10418481 File: 939 KB, 700x1036, 7f43b4619f3aabe2f9e86fb5801bc96a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shinki-mama is best mama.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:20:32 2013 No.10418484 >>10418476 Not him, but it's really off putting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:25:17 2013 No.10418503 File: 241 KB, 935x1327, 良妻空母 2_36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:30:33 2013 No.10418519 >>10418503 cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 20:21:19 2013 No.10418674 File: 358 KB, 600x600, 9168672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 22:39:19 2013 No.10419086 File: 23 KB, 469x256, 28053376.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 22:47:20 2013 No.10419114 File: 126 KB, 930x744, flon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No mama, but I am a papa. Best daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:16:34 2013 No.10419194 File: 906 KB, 1145x1000, Mizuhashi Parsee 331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think /jp/? I'm not used to seeing her in this context...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:18:19 2013 No.10419202 >>10419194 Christ no, delete your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:19:49 2013 No.10419208 >>10419194 cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:21:20 2013 No.10419213 >>10419194 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:22:49 2013 No.10419218 File: 1.23 MB, 1400x1400, PArsee597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10419194 She bleeding in the dishes and feeling NTR'd every time you talk to a woman? Sounds cool, sign me in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:27:20 2013 No.10419233 >>10419194 I wish I could live in Hell with Parsee Would be a lot better than the current Hell I live in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:41:34 2013 No.10419274 File: 418 KB, 1335x2480, 27449568_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sex with mommy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:42:35 2013 No.10419277 File: 64 KB, 477x431, 1351465567570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Byakuren would be my mom. Then I'd leave the shrine, throw away my vows and Ran would be my wife and she'd mother me too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:43:49 2013 No.10419280 File: 391 KB, 1177x585, 29730182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10419277 Good, Byakuren is lame anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:46:04 2013 No.10419288 Jesus, it's fine if you guys like Mazacon that much but could you stop ridiculing the mature Touhous so much? Sometimes is so sad it hurts. Specially Ran and Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:46:49 2013 No.10419286 >>10419280 Those are some fighting words bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:50:49 2013 No.10419299 File: 1.76 MB, 1299x1801, c2d5a6d93a06760b71af8f230917a407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 23:53:35 2013 No.10419302
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>>10419280

I don't dislike Byakuren at all, I just don't think I'd be very good at upholding any kind of religious principle.

>>10419288

They're two of my favorite touhous. I think the mature touhous are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 00:47:50 2013 No.10419386 File: 426 KB, 2480x3800, 1305952871353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10419302 > I think the mature touhous are amazing. I concur

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 01:38:35 2013 No.10419470 >>10419274 What is that gaping hole in her stomach?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 01:41:20 2013 No.10419476 File: 202 KB, 937x1335, 良妻空母 2_08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 01:47:36 2013 No.10419494 >>10419470 That's a vagina you silly virgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 01:49:06 2013 No.10419501 >>10419494 im very sorry fuckmaster I didn't know :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 01:51:51 2013 No.10419506 File: 905 KB, 999x1248, 1357362358649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While I'm a mazacon, I mainly like my favorite Touhou out of courtly love. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_love Any else feel that way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 06:53:06 2013 No.10420140 >>10419506 I'm not sure I understand courtly love, anon. I feel romantic love towards my favorite Touhou. She's not the ideal mother, though, but I'd love to be raised by her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 07:03:14 2013 No.10420155 File: 57 KB, 400x400, 135696541437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10419494 Holy moly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 08:57:54 2013 No.10420377 >>10419302 >I just don't think I'd be very good at upholding any kind of religious principle. I know this is /jp/, but not very social are we.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 10:49:23 2013 No.10420666 >>10419470 belly button

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 10:59:54 2013 No.10420694 >>10420140 By courtly love I mean, I'd rather serve as a servant and fight as a knight for her, as if she is my queen, while still loving her to death. As opposite to your standard husband/wife kind of deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 12:59:24 2013 No.10421021 >>10420694 So you wanna be friendzoned?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 13:06:09 2013 No.10421054 >>10420694 Ultimate beta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 14:34:58 2013 No.10421311 >>10417282 that turns me on. Even better if she tries to wrap it up as "the talk". And despite doing it she feels shame, but can't stop the lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:01:43 2013 No.10421399 File: 144 KB, 1000x775, 3533009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When's the last time mother gave you a hug?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:04:58 2013 No.10421416 >>10421399 i dont want to blog about my shitty relations with my family here i am in a thread like this one because i would love it if a woman threated me like a son

Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:07:59 2013 No.10421423

>>10421399
my mom is obese and when she wakes up you can see her obese nipples through her shirt

she also pees with the door open and i always tell her to close it because it sounds disgusting as HELL. her and my sister also talk about their periods.

i hate her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:23:54 2013 No.10421471 >>10421399 Over a year ago, it was gross I don't like hugging her because she's scrawny and I don't want to feel her tits pressed against me. Then again I'm not a big fan of hugging anyone period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 16:00:03 2013 No.10421580 >>10421399 just now bitch. It was wonderful. I feel loved and she looks like Kanako. I'm leaving. I don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:11:26 2013 No.10421805 >>10421399 A few weeks ago I think

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Mon Jan 28 17:23:57 2013 No.10421851 File: 403 KB, 688x811, ee51679f08c58010053f1685e0878124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Motheru.

Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:26:56 2013 No.10421859

I don't know how to describe my fantasy to /jp/, but I'll try my best.

I want a younger Touhou, like Reimu to be my mommy. I want her to wake me up gently in the morning, to feel her warm hand gently shaking my shoulder and her sweet voice calling me something like "honey" or "dear".

I'd like to sit at the table expectantly, watching her hands as she prepares breakfast, seeing her smile of satisfaction as she places warm plates of food in front of us.

I want to sit across from her as we eat, her telling me what she would be doing, telling me not to worry, telling me how to eat so that I don't get food on my pajamas.

I want her comforting embrace, a kiss on the cheek--I want her to say "Mommy will be home soon~".

I want someone to help me get dressed. Someone to comment on how tall and handsome I'm getting, while I blush and say "stop it, mom."

I'd like someone to be there when I want to cry, someone to hold me and whisper soothing words. Someone to help me brush my teeth and comb my hair. I want someone lovely, like a Touhou!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:45:46 2013 No.10421920 >>10421859 it will never happen to anyone in this thread ;_; SURPRISE SURPRISE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:53:27 2013 No.10421943 20-30 years until Virtual Reality makes hardcore escapism possible. Just you wait, /jp/. We'll all have awesome Touhou moms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:54:41 2013 No.10421949 File: 37 KB, 537x315, 70b1eade0948f2b6ead8849e9ab678fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10421943 I'll just kill myself by then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:56:26 2013 No.10421954 >>10421943 Technology is evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:58:56 2013 No.10421960 >>10421943 They said that 20-30 years ago And by that time we'll all be either dead or around 50 and won't even remember touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:59:26 2013 No.10421964 File: 1.49 MB, 346x261, -923279806.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10421943 My own virtual reality is made of all you and your moms and me NTRing you all with them. Like in this doujinshi http://exhentai.org/g/556839/601da4a88a/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 18:39:01 2013 No.10422095 >>10421960 >won't even remember touhou Get a load of THIS Hornses Ass!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 18:47:45 2013 No.10422104 >>10422095 he is talking about alzaimer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:02:56 2013 No.10422160 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1200, 19772510_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:08:41 2013 No.10422192 >>10422095 Meet me in 30 years and we'll see if you can still CC on hard and recite the touhou wiki, grandpa

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:12:41 2013 No.10422205 >>10422160 why did she poo on my rice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:19:26 2013 No.10422232 File: 367 KB, 1600x1200, 1880579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10422205 Do you know how disrespectful that is to your mother, calling her cooking shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:27:41 2013 No.10422254 >>10422160 Thanks, mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:44:11 2013 No.10422290 >>10416100 What is this from? I can't find it with any reverse image searching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:46:11 2013 No.10422297 >>10422290 http://saucenao.com/search.php?db=999&url=http://thumbs.4chan.org/jp/thumb/1359293189039s.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 19:49:57 2013 No.10422310 >>10422297 Huh. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 22:02:05 2013 No.10422727 Do you think mazacon is linked to a giantess fetish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 22:15:05 2013 No.10422758 >>10422727 Only to mommy issues and incontinence problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 02:59:08 2013 No.10423593 >>10419114 You, I like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 03:15:52 2013 No.10423625 >>10416080 >Would you let Satori pry your mind regularly? It's not like you have a choice about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 03:18:53 2013 No.10423629 >>10423593 Fuck you, your touhou is shiat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 03:40:52 2013 No.10423664 File: 276 KB, 850x678, sample_8f4157b0d87aa1461f894fc801756580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10417079 >>10417282 >>10417333 one could say that she is already a mother no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 03:53:08 2013 No.10423674 File: 371 KB, 400x600, 1f03b466faa790c7c4aae95393711a50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416080 This is a terrible thread. Why would you post Satori in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 04:21:08 2013 No.10423704 >>10423625 Yes but it'd be easier if you didn't fight it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 04:23:23 2013 No.10423707 >>10423704 It makes it sound like rape when you put it like that.

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 04:23:37 2013 No.10423708

>>10421943

Hardcore escapism is already possible for free with meditation, fasting, thought exercises, sensory deprivation, and white noise.

Further cheap ways of losing touch with reality already exist in chemical form.

VR beating either of these is going to need to be at highly advanced levels of sophistication on a level accessible to the scientific-layperson (a whithered technology), so you may want to add another 20 years to your predictions. Like all tech, it's going to be prohibitively expensive until it's cheapened and diluted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 04:27:07 2013 No.10423711 File: 128 KB, 610x765, 1358330725450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10415582 wow.. hot post dude ..

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !NEw99Cirno Wed Jan 30 02:39:43 2013 No.10427911 >>10415550 Your mom.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 12:27:30 2013 No.10428781
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>>10418085
>>10418343
>>10418457
>>10418456

Why is it that nine times out of ten artists believe Touhous use parthenogenesis? To show it's her kid? To keep the father's identity vague? Unoriginality?

Then again, most Touhous that have this happening to them are youkai, and those are nigh-immortal spiritual beings that randomly pop into existence instead of being properly born. For that reason their reproductive system might be ten shades of fucked up, if they even have one.

Resident half-youkai Kourin had to come from somewhere though.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 12:40:29 2013 No.10428811 [DELETED]

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>>10428781
>Why is it that nine times out of ten artists believe Touhous use parthenogenesis? To show it's her kid? To keep the father's identity vague? Unoriginality?

Could be any one of those things. They also might just really like the way the character looks and want their child to look as close to them as possible. It doesn't really bother me much.

But Okuu's case is a little unique. She was "originally just a bird" as mentioned by ZUN, a hell raven without an anthropomorphic form or any power to speak of. So she very well may actually have been born from an egg and have (or had) bird parents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 12:40:44 2013 No.10428813 >>10423708 get the fuck out hippie

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 12:50:59 2013 No.10428848

>>10428811
That raises the question of whether animals-turned-youkai give birth to youkai, half-youkai animals or just regular old animals. Same goes for youkai who were once human.

This becomes a disturbing thought if you start to think what a tsukumogami like Kogasa would have as a kid.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 12:54:29 2013 No.10428857 [DELETED]

>>10428848
I've actually always wondered this as well.

How exactly are animal youkai born, or how do they come into existence? I've always been confused about that and what exactly is considered a "youkai" in Gensokyo. Are all of the mythical creatures in Gensokyo (such as hell ravens) already considered youkai, but haven't necessarily matured enough to become anthropomorphic? Like, are all hell ravens youkai from birth, or just animals? Do they all simply have the capacity to become youkai and then anthropomorphic hell raven youkai like Okuu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:02:59 2013 No.10428875 File: 364 KB, 1000x1000, afed69510ff50da772405a0e69d7522793255f21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10428848

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:12:16 2013 No.10428895 File: 104 KB, 1000x1072, cocktail_umbrella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10428848 >what a tsukumogami like Kogasa would have as a kid.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:14:16 2013 No.10428898

>>10428857
Most beast youkai are animals that got old and wise enough to become spiritual brings. Cats need ten years to become nekomata, foxes one hundred years to become two-tailed kitsune and spiders need three hundred years to become tsuchigumo.

I guess hell ravens are a native animal species to Hell and it's associated realms. They're bigger, live longer and have unique physical features compared to normal ravens and crows, going by the wiki. They're even listed under the 'animal' section instead of the 'youkai' section. So they're just mutated animals, and can become proper youkai through age or special circumstances then.

Despite this, normal hell ravens could fire danmaku in SA stage 6, which kind of blurs the line between animal and youkai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:16:01 2013 No.10428906 >>10428898 Crows in MOF stage 4 can also shoot bullets. I guess about everyone in Gensokyo can fire simple bullets with no pattern or spellcard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:21:31 2013 No.10429160 File: 42 KB, 716x900, 1-the-jazz-singer-al-jolson-1927-everett.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mammy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:28:31 2013 No.10429180 >>10418481 Is she knocking at a window or is that meant to be a photo of her carrying shopping?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:32:00 2013 No.10429187 File: 692 KB, 1020x1503, 21975cb1babef00f0a006d0ff9e89537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10428848 >>10428895

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:47:16 2013 No.10429847 >>10428857 >>10428811 Would Okuu lay an egg with a bird or a human-like baby inside, or just give birth to a bird or human-like baby? Does she give birth to it in human form or bird form?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:53:47 2013 No.10429867 >>10429847 She gives birth to a Tsar Bomba.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 20:13:42 2013 No.10429931 File: 243 KB, 466x3000, Nuclearegg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10429867 I have that pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 20:15:01 2013 No.10429943 File: 34 KB, 523x359, 1352254424477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10429931 Jeez, that's more like 1,000 Tsar Bombas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 14:11:57 2013 No.10436286 File: 47 KB, 500x500, 33185108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 14:37:12 2013 No.10436352 >>10429847 So lord of change is born. kimoi

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 14:42:57 2013 No.10436360 >>10429931 It came out from her http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca.. Also, it seems reproduction involves simultaneous anal and vaginal intercourse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 17:39:44 2013 No.10437137 File: 297 KB, 966x1111, SUBMIT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10416123

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 17:40:30 2013 No.10437144 >>10416080 If she's okay with seeing all the lewd and otherwise strange thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 3 05:09:11 2013 No.10443256 File: 457 KB, 723x1023, 33298325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 14:41:06 2013 No.10448178 >>10437137 Ha

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:33:49 2013 No.10453143 File: 576 KB, 1023x723, 33275219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:43:25 2013 No.10472164 why do you keep bumping this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 21:04:18 2013 No.10477105 File: 1.26 MB, 1200x2700, 33503871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 12 18:08:52 2013 No.10480979 i don't know where all this ran is coming from, but i love it

Anonymous Wed Feb 13 15:12:44 2013 No.10484616

I'm starting to hate my mom.
It only took her 2 or so months of being pregnant to turn into an hormonal, unstable mess. She often shifts from being all calm and chill to batshit angry and whiny in no time, which is really getting to me.
I'm the first to admit that I'm a lazy piece of shit, but even then, I honestly wouldn't mind doing things like chores for her and all that shit if she would remain nice about it. I don't even want to mention it to her, because I just know she'd start with ''B-but I'm PREGNANT!'' or something of the sort.
Fuck that shit.
Why did she have to get pregnant now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 16:47:45 2013 No.10484954 >>10484616 Wear a condom next time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 21:23:30 2013 No.10485898 File: 257 KB, 800x594, 1350537838740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least Mama Ran doesn't give me no shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 22:10:17 2013 No.10486046 >>10485898 (uzi) fucking dumped I can't believe Ran would touch that Israeli trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 22:18:17 2013 No.10486067 >>10486046 Name a better automatic compact sub machine gun

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 22:32:32 2013 No.10486099 File: 1.62 MB, 229x250, 1346152226626.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10486046 >caring about the origin of a gun or its specs >not just caring that its a gun that one shot can kill a man either way

>>	Wall Wed Feb 13 22:59:46 2013 No.10486167 File: 262 KB, 1500x1061, 1358935211885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10486099 >9mm >kill a man in one shot i dont think so m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 13 23:26:08 2013 No.10486238 >>10486167 Real life isn't Goldeneye, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 05:17:13 2013 No.10490601 >>10485898 I've saw that picture a lot, anyone have a translation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 15 05:22:28 2013 No.10490610 >>10486099 >>10486167 Just who the FUCK are you quoting, nerds?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 16 13:21:36 2013 No.10494465 File: 554 KB, 723x1023, 33619076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Feb 17 08:43:57 2013 No.10497827 [DELETED]

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Very bad day ;_;

My mom went for a bike ride in the park. She asked if I wanted to come. Well, I don't have a bike anymore so guess what I did?

I got my old skateboard (lol) to tag along. In a way, it even seemed fun plus I probably do need exercise...

Anyway I needed time to get over leaving the house in such an elaborate way, it seemed embarrassing for people to see me like this. So I told mom to go ahead and I'd meet her

I went into the garden and practiced a little to see if I could still do it. I could! Yatta
Seemed easy.
But then...
I got ahead of myself...

I skated to the park ... on the way there were people everywhere ... staring at me ... a woman looked at me and her face was like "What are you doing? Holy shit you are a nerd" ... I got scared ... I tried to skateboard much faster to get to the park

I lost my balance.
I fell.
I fell right onto my face, in the middle of a road.
Cars were everywhere.
They all stared.
Everyone stared.

Needless to say, I ran home crying. When I got into my room, I was so disgustingly out of breath. I got big bruises on my knees and hands. And I had to call mom to say I was feeling too sick to come to the park...

;_;

All of this for nothing

Why does someone like me even exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 17 10:28:12 2013 No.10498055 File: 443 KB, 1024x768, Konachan.com - 49276 letty_whiterock touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She might be a little cold, but I’m sure Letty would make a good Mother, she just needs something to love.

Anonymous Sun Feb 17 10:35:12 2013 No.10498061

>>10428811
>She was "originally just a bird"

I recall a quote from the ending that said something to the effect that Satori's pets were youkai from the start.

And of course Okuu is not "just a bird" under any sense of the word now that's she's housing the great Yatagarasu inside her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 17 10:45:57 2013 No.10498079 >>10498061 That quote was taken from her theme description. It's been awhile since I've seen all the SA endings but I guess that might answer the question that a couple of us had before regarding if hell ravens counted as both birds and animal youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 17 22:02:53 2013 No.10500523 File: 560 KB, 1411x2000, 027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 18 07:45:16 2013 No.10501980 File: 632 KB, 723x1023, 33131788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 18 08:02:28 2013 No.10502005 Stop bumping this thread.

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