/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try a corndog. Americans, please tell me about corndogs!

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, Mexican here. I can tell you about truTacos though.

[Anonymous No.]

They are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408807
Tell me!

[Anonymous No.]

tell me about resizing images like a retard first

[Anonymous No.]

A freshly deepfried authentic corndog is crispy on the outside, fluffy and soft on the inside with a delicious hotdog center. Is great by itself but you can customize it any way you like, it will still taste great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408815
Can you make them at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408817
If you have a deep fryer yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408815
I hope by "customize" you mean "apply quality mustard and quality mustard only" or else you are bullshittin'

[Anonymous No.]

They are pretty good, usually a carnival or festival food. Maybe in baseball games.
Cozy Dog Drive In is famous for them and is actually near Historic Route 66.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408817
Of course, they are essentially deep fried hotdogs on a stick. With a different batter though.

You can buy them frozen at the store here in the US though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408826
I put butter on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408817
Yeah you need deep fryer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408814
1. Open in MS Paint
2. Stretch to 20 %
3. Stretch to 500 %
4. Stretch to 10 %

etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408833

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408840
Calm down dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it essential for every US household to have a deep fryer?

[Anonymous No.]

They should corndog a bacon wrapped hotdog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408849
Maybe in the south.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408853
They are probably still good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want some corn dogs now.
The only ones I have have been sitting in my freezer for almost a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408849
It is good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408849
Absolutely.
In fact, it's mandatory.
You're not some sort of commie, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408853
Maybe you should eat them before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408849
No, no no no no no.
all you need is a pot and oil and you are all set, only idiots buy deep fryers.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Americans love their flag so much? Anywhere else, wearing boxer shorts that have a picture of your country's flag would either seem like heresy or Nazism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408870
Commie spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408865
I'd be surprised if those things ever actually go bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Ingredients
1 gallon peanut oil
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
2 tablespoons (approximately 1 large) jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely minced
1 (8.5-ounce) can cream-style corn
1/3 cup finely grated onion
1 1/2 cups buttermilk
4 tablespoons cornstarch, for dredging
8 beef hot dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408875
I think Brits wear union jack boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408878
нет, Am not red, glorious american capitalism I love.

[Anonymous No.]

Directions
Special equipment: 8 sets chopsticks, not separated
Pour oil into a deep fryer or large heavy pot and heat to 375 degrees F. In a medium mixing bowl, combine the cornmeal, flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, and cayenne pepper. In a separate bowl, combine the jalapeno, corn, onion, and buttermilk. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients all at once, and stir only enough times to bring the batter together; there should be lumps. Set batter aside and allow to rest for 10 minutes.
Scatter the cornstarch into a dry pie pan. Roll each hot dog in the cornstarch and tap well to remove any excess.
Transfer enough batter to almost fill a large drinking glass. Refill the glass as needed. Place each hot dog on chopsticks, and quickly dip in and out of the batter. Immediately and carefully place each hot dog into the oil, and cook until coating is golden brown, about 4 to 5 minutes. With tongs, remove to cooling rack, and allow to drain for 3 to 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408875
Nah, there are laws in place which is partly what makes america actually a good place to live. You can wipe your ass with the flag and set it on fire and you are allowed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408893
I'll be watching you, commie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408898
You could get fined for letting the national flag touch the ground in Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

What about cumdogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408926
only yer mum eats those

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408799
It is made from corn and dogs

>>10408931
OH DAYUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408827
>>10408823

Can't you just heat up oil in a pot?

[Anonymous No.]

They're very nice OP. Think of American pancakes but thinner and more lightweight and not sugary wrapped around a hot dog/frankfurter, then deep fried for not too long but to make sure it's cooked and kind of crispy (but not too crispy). Sometimes people put ketchup and/or mustard on them, but in my opinion they're good enough as is. I don't really understand why they're not popular outside of the US! It seems like the kind of thing that would fit in perfectly in Scotland or Germany. Guess it doesn't help that yellow cornmeal isn't exactly common outside of the Americas.

>>10408931
Shit son......

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408970

Yes. Deep friers are for people who don't know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408970
/jp/ really is full of poor slavs who can't afford a deep fryer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408976
I don't know how any civilized person can go without deep fried snickers or bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408976

>afford

Saying something THAT stupid ironically shows your value of money and poorness. It only costs $20-$50 at any walmart. It's just that it's unnecessary for anyone other than a fat murrikan pig because they won't be using it more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408875
Not only do I have a pair of American Flag boxers, but also a full American Flag shirt, a knitted American Flag blanket, and an American Flag throw pillow.
Dead serious too.
It's comforting to know that Freedom and Liberty will keep me warm and safe at night as I fall asleep tucked into my American Flag blanket.
And whenever I wear my American Flag shirt, I always get compliments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408991

muh heart attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408981
I have no idea where you get such amazing corndogs, but I am very jealous.

Normally all I can find are the half-cooked frozen varieties, and those range from ass to meh. Every now and then you'll find a stand at a fair that makes them, but never as good as the bullshit that you're spouting here...

>>10408799

OP, all it is is a hotdog wrapped in cornbread....unless you get them freshly made they're just another lump of crappy meat and fat that you don't need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409006
Don't bullypost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409010

Do you clap whenever you put them on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409018
No, I salute them and all they stand for.
But I'll clap and fulfill a silly /int/ meme if you want me to.
In fact, I'll do it next time I wear one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I think they're most like cornbread wrapped around a hotdog. Cornbread is kind of like pancakes except with corn meal in them, so the cornbread has a different texture. The hotdog is put on a stick, dipped into batter, and then deep fried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409020
Come to my room, I'll feed you some nice corndogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408849
I've never seen a deep fryer in someone's home. If people want corn dogs at home you can buy them frozen.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw american buys a turkey and a deepfryer for thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409055

Don't forget all the lewd things they to the turkey first. What with shoving various objects into it's many orifices. Truly despicable savages

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409055
You actually need to buy a turkey fryer because turkeys are too large to fit in household deep fryers. They're also pretty dangerous to most Americans because they don't compensate for the displacement of the turkey in the oil, so they fill it full and when the turkey goes in excess oil comes out and catches on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408991
Deep fried pickles are good too, dipped in ranch dressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409069
I once had deep fried cinnamon rolls. They were delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409069
>>10409073

Is the first thing that goes through a murrifat's mind when they see something to deep fry it? Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409086
Deep fried Jalapenos with cheese are good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409090
Sounds delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409086

I've had deep fried chocolate jesus before. He was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409065
>need fryers for a turkey
>frying a turkey in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409086
You know you are jealous of these fried pickles we americans have

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409110
>eating turkey raw
disgusting savages

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409086
A lot of towns in the US have fairs, and that's where most of the deep fried stuff comes from. For instance, there are potatoes that are cut into spirals, put onto sticks and deep fried. There's also deep fried butter and deep fried Coca-Cola.

A lot of Americans like to eat food that seems fun or absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409119

Your mom enjoys my fried pickle

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409125

So the only to options to an American are deep fried turkey or raw, hmmmmmm ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409086
I ought to deep fry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409142
Why are you so mean? It's their culture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409125
Bitch you put the turkey in the oven.
Not a pot filled with grease.
Goddamn, you are stupid
No wonder are the worst sukunai

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409130
Deep Fried oreos are tasty as fuck.
The internal oreo gets all soft without being soggy and is just heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409131
So do I
No need to be angry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409142
Your nation probably doesn't even have Turkeys.
Or if they do, they came from 'MURICA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409130
Deep fried cola is ok
Deep fried butter is just retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409153
Even if something's fried in oil, not a whole lot of oil actually gets in the food if it's been properly cooked. A lot of people fry stuff with the temperature too low so the oil tends to enter the food and make it overly oily. A lot of families also smoke their turkeys. I think the most popular is still baking it though.

>>10409158
I need to try those. Reminds me of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409164

>Your nation probably doesn't even have Turkeys.

As if that's a bad thing. We don't celebrate a holiday where our ancestors slaughtered an entire race of people that helped them survive.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking yuroshits in my /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409186
>slaughtered an entire race of people

How strange that many still live here today.

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking south has the best goddamn food.

Who cares if it's unhealthy down here, not us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409186
You don't have to eat turkey only for American Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409208
I'm a humble man from California and I have to agree. My time spent in North Carolina shortened my life by 10 years but damn it it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409086
It is heart attack inducingly bad for you, but it tastes great, sometimes you just have to let go and let your inner american eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409202

>many

You sure see a lot of them walking around don't you? A race that once populated much of the continent. There sure are "many" of them left. And then murricunts specifically breed a species for mass slaughter to celebrate the day of that occasion ... How disgustingly fitting. You people are the scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409275
Do you expect me to feel bad that we killed some primitives? What a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Deep fried Oreos are terrible.

Fat Darrel are truAMERICA food

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Corndog Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409275
Thanksgiving is a harvest festival, who the hell is celebrating genocide? Genocide mostly caused by diseases brought by Spanish and British colonization that no one in this thread participated in. Honestly, lose the soapbox, it's an excuse to drink heavily and eat and avoid talking to relatives you haven't seen in years. Hardly social justice you're fighting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409318
Killing a primate that saved you from starvation?
Yes you should feel fucking bad, you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

A terribly fattening recipe is bacon wrapped hotdog/sausage. Its good to taste once, just don't eat too many of them.
Another thing I like to deep fry is carrots. Sweet just like sweet potato fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409173
Doesn't matter how hot the oil is
Put the turkey in, it goes cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409375
Since when is primate the singular form of primitives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409338
Want some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409383
You're always supposed to let meat rest to room temperature before cooking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409393
I want del

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409391
Primatives are no better than primates
Get with the program you tardlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409401
No problem, that will be $19.99 plus tips

[Anonymous No.]

http://meatvideo.com/
http://vimeo.com/1753971

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409418
Someone should make a parody of these gay videos with vegetables and fruits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409428
But it wouldn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409373

Harvest? Like how they harvested the natives when they had fulfilled their usefulness? How the harvested the land? How they now harvest turkeys, probably serving as a proxy for both to celebrate your sick, demented holiday. You're a piece of shit, just like all ignorant delusional murricunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409456
"Seeds are then cruelly mechanically seperated, where they are forcefully plunged into the earth in order to grow. Some don't survive."

"The plants are subject to many diseases and host a number of parasites."

Use your imagination and pretend every step is cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408799
Its like a hot dog, only the bread never breaks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409487
Plants, as far as we know, can't feel pain or agony while animals can. Your comparison is stupid and very old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409505
You're stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409472
No you idiot, like the English harvest festival it was based on and then carried over when they colonized. It's to celebrate a successful harvest season hence why it takes place right before the start of winter. It was celebrated for 100s of years before the thirteen colonies. It just didn't have an official name.

Thanksgiving has fuckall to do with the natives. There's a fairy tale that we tell kindergarteners, that we really shouldn't, about how the Indians taught us how to plant corn (like it's a fucking mystery to plant a seed) and fish but it's all bullshit, there's no record of it.

Do you think of Australians the same way because they're celebrating Australia Day right now?

[Anonymous No.]

People, please! This was a corndog thread, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409522
What? I think you're in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409505
Plants are people too!

[Anonymous No.]

Mmm, I think I'll buy some corndogs tomorrow (making them is too messy and time-consuming)...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p80LS_i
This guy reminds me of /jp/. If you're interested in food or cooking, definitely worth watching his show. It's like Bill Nye but with food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409519
You roasted that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409712
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409721
You are a truPATRIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409618

She thinks she's "people" how cute Yuuka-tan, now get out of my face before I take out my weed killer, Sunflowers are practically oversized dandy lions which are a weed I think i'll start with those first

[Anonymous No.]

In Japan, something like a corn dog can be found at many supermarkets and convenience stores as "American Dogs" (katakana:アメリカンドッグ) for their American origin. These American Dogs, however use a wheat-flour based batter with no cornmeal at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409125
You cook turkey, not fry it. Also, corn dogs are supposed to be for carnivals and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10409894
I know someone who exists almost entirely on corndogs. He's a bit of an idiot too and one time he left a corndog in the oven for three hours and said the hotdog inside was like leather.

[Anonymous No.]

The fryer isn't expensive it's the oil that you keep having to buy.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had a corndog in my life. Never actually seen one in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only ever had frozen mini corndogs from school

[Anonymous No.]

Resolution.... i.....

[Anonymous No.]

I live in America and I have never seen anyone eating corndogs. I've tried them once years ago from a box in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store and they were horrible. America is one huge place, we don't all eat the same stuff everywhere here.

[sage No.]

>>10408799

>corndog
>not アメリカンドッグ

[Anonymous No.]

Food discussion has been moved from Food & Cooking to Otaku Culture, janitor agreed, don't bother him about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10408799
The only place the world, I've had corndogs are family mart and 7/11 in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people buying fryers? Just buy some quality cast iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413058
I have a small deep fryer and it works fine for anything that needs to be fried. I never fry much in a pan unless it only needs to be very lightly fried.