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10404892 No.10404892 [Reply] [Original]

Wake up.

See this.

What do?

>> No.10404898

Back to sleep.

>> No.10404901

Try to snap out of the sleep paralysis.

>> No.10404902

>>10404892
Scream in terror.

>> No.10404903

file report probably

>> No.10404911

Use bomb

>> No.10404907 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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10404907

[X] Marry Youmu and impregnate her 12 times

>> No.10404910

>>10404907
Please no.

My testicles have been hurting...

>> No.10404912

comment on how cute this is

and then faint

>> No.10404913
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10404913

with Youmu

>> No.10404921

>>10404901
I recently had a sleep paralysis where a glowing blue ghost midget entered my room, walked directly to my bed and leaned forwards towards my face. It had the face of Aya Hirano and a really smug smile on it.

I remember thinking: "Oh jesus christ, why am I even alive."

>> No.10404922

As far as inanimate objects go, I think being youmus dakimakura would be nice.
She has a lot of stress, and being there to relieve her at the end of the day and help her unwind would be a fairly satisfying existence.

She'd probably keep me in excellent condition as well.

>> No.10404930

>>10404921
Dude, that was funny.

5/5

I'm not being ironic.

>> No.10404935

>>10404922
Does that mean she would dry hump you?

>> No.10404933

I just woke up from a dream that involved four people cosplaying as Youmu and airport security.

I don't remember anything else about it.

>> No.10404939

>>10404921
2spooky

>> No.10404940

report the new info i found out to aya in exchange for money

>> No.10404945

>>10404930
Yeah. At first I was really scared but then I saw the face...

>> No.10404950

>>10404935
Ideally for hugging. But being inanimate you don't get a lot of say in the matter.

>> No.10404958

>>10404892

Shimapan

Knock that fucking imposter off me and ask it what the fuck it did to bloomer wearing Youmu?

>> No.10405018

kill a 2huposter

>> No.10405188

comment on the artist's terrible proportions

>> No.10405188,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10404907
Lewd as HELL

>> No.10406822

>>10404892

kick her in the vagina and push her off my bed and yell: WORST 2HU! WORST 2HU!

then go back to sleep and dream about cirno licking my dick

>> No.10406827

>>10404892
Strangle her with a piano string.

>> No.10406909

feed her to the nearest tentacle monster.

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