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10404064 No.10404064[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

This is the new NEET lifestyle thread, because the last one 404'd.

How do you plan on spending the rest of your morning/afternoon/evening?

p.s. Please do not discuss, or even mention anything related to education, employment, training, relationships, or anything that would break the board rules at all in this thread, starting from this post. Doing so has only led to people flaming one another in the past threads, while most of us just want to take it easy. Please use the proper board to discuss said subjects, or don't, just don't discuss them here.

>> No.10404083

Making a pizza for dinner.

>> No.10404105 [DELETED] 

>>10404064
What. Are there rules against relationships? What kind of bullshit is this?
Just fuck you.

Yo, I can't really come up with anything to do yet.

>> No.10404115 [DELETED] 
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I'm looking for 1 (one) friend to play with on guild wars 2. If you're interested then I'll tell you a bit about myself.

I have no friends, no guild and I never speak to anybody in game. I don't believe in having many friends and don't get along with more than one person at a time so if you're playing with your other friends and want me to join, no thanks! I'm only looking for a friend so my adventures won't be so bone dry boring, and dynamic events would be easier.

Please respond to my post if you wish to be my guild wars 2 friend.

>> No.10404127

Being in a relationship has absolutely nothing to do with being a NEET, please don't impose your own personal bullshit on us.

>> No.10404151 [DELETED] 

>>10404105
>>10404127
Disgusting

>> No.10404170

>>10404105
>>10404127
smelly dumb normie scum

>> No.10404173

>>10404151
NEET doesn't equal hikikomori you stupid faggot.

>> No.10404175

>>10404127
It doesn't, but like OP said, it causes flame wars

>> No.10404185

>>10404105
>>10404127
This is why we should have hikki threads instead.

>> No.10404194

>How do you plan on spending the rest of your evening?
watching Impact Wrestling
eating pizza rolls
shitposting on /jaypay/

>> No.10404204

I just took 30 minutes to pass one log out of my bum.
Almost half of it was covered in blood.
Am I dying?

>> No.10404214

>>10404204
Go see a doctor immediately.

>> No.10404223

>>10404204
a grat one

>> No.10404229

>>10404115
Nobody wants to be friends with losers that spam every thread with friendship advertisements.

>> No.10404250 [DELETED] 
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>>10404229
I do but I don't have Guild Wars

>> No.10404251

>>10404229
Please don't bully.

>> No.10404261

I just saw that:

>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-01-19/solanin-creator-inio-asano-reveals-desire-for-sex-change

Apparently my favorite mangaka wants to become a little girl.

Huh.

Not really NEET related but you guys are the only ones I can talk about shit like this with.

Oh, and also apparently there's a new Genshiken anime in the works.

>> No.10404265

>>10404261
>>>/a/

>> No.10404267

>>10404261
>Inio Asano
>my favorite mangaka
Are you a dark flame master?

>> No.10404274

>>10404185
Yes, add HIKKI threads to the rules. There are entirely too many posts in these "NEET" threads about people going about their daily activities and interacting with multiple crowds of people regardless of whether it is in the harsh light of the sun or the almost blinding moonlight.

>> No.10404282

>>10404261
Take it to /a/.

>> No.10404283

>>10404151
>>10404170
>>10404185
Get off the internet and social network you hypocrites. See how well will you fare. Edgy scumbags. boo

>> No.10404290

>>10404267
...Asano is chuuni now?

What?

>> No.10404291

>How do you plan on spending the rest of your evening?
Cleaning my room, followed by watching anime till I fall asleep.

>> No.10404344

>>10401906
Condense your blogshit blogfags

>> No.10404348

I'm playing a korean VN for girls. It's pretty good, but I'm afraid to mention it in the VN thread because it's korean and girly.

It's also my birthday. I don't think I'm excited about birthdays anymore.

>> No.10404362

>>10404348
You have my love.

>> No.10404363
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>>10404348
Really? It's my birthday too!

>> No.10404374

>>10404283
Get off my board bitch.

>> No.10404372

I tried signing up for a MUD I used to play but it's changed too much and I don't know anyone, which made me sad. I wish there was a Gensokyo MUD made by /jp/. It would be fun.

>> No.10404384

>>10404363
>>10404348

ohtanjoebeeomehdetoe

>> No.10404400

I plan on ruminating over my squandered life, as I do most evenings.

>> No.10404506

waiting

>> No.10404566
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>>10404250
Well I do have NEETbucks and I will be willing to buy your account for you, however in order to prove that you will play with me and not just grab my money and run, I will place additional security measures on the account so you will be unable to change any sensitive information. You will be given the email to log in that I make for you and the password I will send to you but that's all you'll need.

Could your computer run guild wars 2?

>> No.10404570

>>10404566
I already play Guild Wars 2, give me your name.

>> No.10404571

>>10404290
Just really dark and edgy, it was a shitty joke I'm sorry.

>> No.10404579
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>>10404566
It can. I played the beta some.

And that sounds nice but it's way too much pressure for me. I could never live up to your friend expectations.

>> No.10404574

I got diagnosed with OCD at 7 and have been taking medication my whole life and have been committed to a mental institution. I also had to go to rehab for heroin addiction and I am now living as a NEET. Do I qualify for SSI? I have pretty severe depression and social anxiety plus the aforementioned OCD and formed drug addiction.

>> No.10404575

>>10404570
What server do you play? You won't need my name if we can just meet up at a place.

>> No.10404580
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>>10404400

>ruminating

>> No.10404585

Does anyone else have noisy computer fans? The one on top doesn't rattle but rather it sounds like a vacuum cleaner, and only when the side panel is on. Even on the lowest speed, it is annoying. I can't think of anything to fix it aside from maybe putting some rubber bands between the fan and case. There are no rubber bands in the house though.

>> No.10404588

Today was my 21st birthday. I did not consume any alcohol today. I'm going to bed soon.

>> No.10404593

>>10404588
goodnight soon

>> No.10404603

>>10404585

Get used to to the fan noise until you can't sleep comfortably without it.

>> No.10404624

I spent the entire afternoon trying to get a game to work on Wine and when it finally ran I lost interest and installed it.

Do you guys know any cool strategy games that I could obsess over for the next 3 or 4 days?

>> No.10404634

Goodnight friends.

>> No.10404638

>>10404588
Happy birthday

>>10404634
Night night

>> No.10404651

>>10404624
You could play a grand strategy game like EU3. I can easily spend hours on it. It just takes a little time investment and wiki reading to get. Not as much as the others though.

>> No.10404673

>>10404651
Paradox games are pretty great

Can easily kill a lot of time playing something like EU3 / Victoria 2 / HOI3

>> No.10404675

Any videogames you guys are looking forward too? I don't want to ask /v/ in fear of having it turn into a feel thread or a get thread or whatever.

>> No.10404680

>>10404675
No.

>> No.10404682

>>10404673
Have you played darkest hour? All I've played is EU3 and Vicky 2. Is it more complex than vicky?

>> No.10404686
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>>10404675
I'm waiting for my copy of Demon Gaze to arrive.

>> No.10404693

>>10404682
I've heard a bit about DH but I haven't really ever played it. I'm not sure, I was thinking of trying either Sengoku or CK2 next.

I think HOI3 is quite a bit harder than EU3 or V2 though. It's kinda the same as any Paradox game, fairly steep learning curve and then you can pretty much just play.

HOI3 is a good game but it can become tedious really easily which is kinda why I stopped playing it.

>> No.10404708

>>10404651
I have over 200 hours clocked on it, and about 60 more on the Death and Taxes mod. My favorite country to play as is Venice, I love creating a huge sea faring empire with large colonies all over the world and holding multiple monopolies simultaneously without interfering in the big european wars or shaping their borders in any way. In my last game I had nearly total control on the flow of slaves, gold, ivory, and tobacco into Europe

>> No.10404725

Just came back from my local arcade.
I spent 2 hours and about $25 autism bux on SF4 and SF3.
Gonna practice GG now.

>> No.10404729

>>10404675
Crysis 3

>> No.10404737

>>10404675
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PSbfQhhVlU
this

>> No.10404762
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What gw2 server does /jp/ play on?

>> No.10404769

>>10404762
Anvil Rock

>> No.10404778

>>10404725
Arcades are lots of fun and pretty cheap too.

>> No.10404783

>>10404769
Why are you playing on anvil rock?

>> No.10404815

I made a new character on Ferguson's Pass or whatever it is called. Let's play together sometime.

>> No.10404820

>>10404815
Why are you playing on fergusons pass?

>> No.10404852
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10404852

Do you /jp/sies playing gw2 want to move to a single server? That way we could play alone but together.

>> No.10404859

>>10404852
That sounds bit dumb.

>> No.10404863

>>10404859
You don't mind then?

>> No.10404870

>>10404863
No...

>> No.10404874

any other fat NEETs? i feel like the only fat neet in /jp/

>> No.10404876

>>10404852
That sounds gay also I am autistic so no

>> No.10404877

>>10404874
Fuck off fatass.

>> No.10404880
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>>10404874
Kill yourself you fat fuck.

>> No.10404883

>>10404876
Your autism wouldn't be a problem since you'd be playing alone (but together)

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Oh jesus christ...

>> No.10404887

>>10404675
Freespace 3

>> No.10404889
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>>10404874
I'm underweight but I have a fat belly

>> No.10404893

>>10404889
Kill your belly.

>> No.10404894

I preordered GW2 and only played till level 5 or so. Dunno what I hated about it exactly but I thought it was shit. Still do actually.

>> No.10404895

>>10404874
Don't worry. I trust that there are many like you. They just can't bring it up.

>> No.10404896

>>10404874
Disgusting fat people, pls go

>> No.10404904

>>10404877
>>10404880
>>10404896
why you bully?

>> No.10404905

>>10404874
When I became NEET I dropped about 65lbs and now I'm a normal weight.

>> No.10404908

>>10404894
You probably hated it because you didn't have friends to adventure with.

>> No.10404909

>>10404888
I am literally laughing my ass off over here man!

>> No.10404917

>>10404908
Even shitty games can be fun with other people because you tend to overlook their shittiness and immerse yourself in the social experience.

>> No.10404918

>>10404909
You a girl too?

>> No.10404926

>>10404918
???

>> No.10404927

>>10404917

I find that shitty games can often put a damper on the social experience if they're frustrating enough to be beyond laughing it off.

In my experience, this has been the case a lot actually. Game makes you lose your cool, and the fun goes with it.

>> No.10404928
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>> No.10404932

>>10404927
What is frustrating about gw2? This isn't some kind of esport team game where you could have a complete breakdown because of a few losses in a row on a bad day. It's mostly dicking around in a beautiful world.

>> No.10404944

>>10404708
I'm doing this as the KOJ, with the slight difference in that I'm bullying the hell out of GB. They had like half of France, so I dragged half of europe into a fight with them to get it back and sell it to Savoy. Now I'm just sitting back and waiting for them to start new colonies so I can seize them and sell them to whatever OPM shows interest first. BB hurt my monopolies, but my international market presence is still strong enough to hold out until it's all handled in a decade or so.

>> No.10404951

Seen lots of RPGs and strategy games. What newer multiplayer FPS or platformers do you guys play if at all?

>> No.10404955

>>10404932
We were talking about games in general. Besides I find that FFXIV/TERA have much better worlds. Maybe it's something to do with Asian imagination.

>> No.10404960 [DELETED] 

Hello neets, I love you all!! Can I ask you something? The name kenmaro heshiki translates to something? Is important I wouldn’t be bothering you if it weren’t.

>> No.10404966

>>10404960
not your translation service fuck off

>> No.10404969

>>10404960
Translates to "kill yourself out of /jp/"

>> No.10404973
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10404973

>>10404960

>> No.10404979 [DELETED] 

>>10404966
>>10404969
>>10404973
Lets make a deal, you tell me and I never come back! Think about the amount of cancer you will be avoiding!

>> No.10404982

>>10404979
fuck off

>> No.10404988 [DELETED] 

>>10404979
Kill yourself.

>> No.10404990 [DELETED] 

>>10404988
>>10404982
I wont, be reasonable.

>> No.10404995

Crossboarder scum please go and stop derailing my NEET thread.

>> No.10404997

>>10404995
Shut up

>> No.10404998 [DELETED] 

>>10404995
Today I almost slept through all my classes, but in the end I only missed the evening session because I fell asleep at 5 PM.

>> No.10404999

>>10404874
I'm a fat NEET.

>> No.10405003

>>10404990
No quarter; kill yourself out of /jp/ immediately.

>> No.10405004

>>10404997
I'm not talking, I'm typing. Now leave.

>> No.10405008

>>10404990

Adapt to the culture and post appropriately or don't post at all. Just the way things work here.

Reported.

>> No.10405016 [DELETED] 

>>10405008
Thanks for scolding that crossie, epic oldfag!

>> No.10405017
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10405017

>>10404990
See >>10404966. Be reasonable.

>> No.10405021

>>10405016
Kill yourself.

>> No.10405024 [DELETED] 

>>10405016
way to ironically tell off somebody because he has standards

le upboated #yolo :3

>> No.10405027

>>10405024
Pack up your unironic reddit memes and kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.10405029

I don't want to be a NEET anymore. Fuck man, I'm running out of money. I hate you assholes. God dammit.

>> No.10405033

>>10405029
fuck man you've got no fucking job

>> No.10405034

>>10405029
I'll give you some money if you look good in a dress.

>> No.10405036

You give me the traslation for that name and I will teach you how to stop being neet and get pussy.

>> No.10405038

>>10405027
i have visited reddit for maybe three hours in my life and i have never seen anybody le #hashtag :3 anything

i see it all the time around here though

>> No.10405040

>>10405029
Get a job you pathetic shitstain.

>> No.10405046

>>10405029
Holy shit. There are actually real NEETs in these threads? I thought we were all just uni students or people early in their careers dicking around. I mean even the mascot for like half these threads is a fakeNEET.

>> No.10405048

>>10405034
I can't afford a dress

>>10405040
That's what I want shitstain

>> No.10405055

>>10405046
She has a NEET soul.

>> No.10405056

>>10405048
I'll buy the dress for you.

>> No.10405059

>>10405034
Once I get some girl clothes I'll take pictures of me in them for you, will you pay me for that?

>> No.10405061

>>10405048
You won't find a job sitting on your ass posting on /jp/ shithead.

>> No.10405063

>>10405059
Only if you look really cute.

>> No.10405065

>>10405063
D-do I have to show my face?

>> No.10405067

>>10405046
Yeah, but the real NEETs don't usually talk about it because it's not as great as it sounds. Being hikki is better, but NEET is fucking hell if you don't have anyone to support you, which not all NEETs do

>>10405056
Then do it asshole

>> No.10405068

I will buy any effeminate /jp/ boy clothes.

>> No.10405069

>>10405063
I'm told I do, so yes I'll do it.

>> No.10405070

>>10405055
Alright then, great the bar's that low. If we all have NEET 'souls' as well, can we have our corporate NEET threads back again without you reporting them to death? If you check the archive you'll see they elicit dozens upon dozens of actual replies even though everyone's truNEET here.

>> No.10405071

>>10405061
I just got a job wearing dresses shitstain

>> No.10405074

>>10405065
Only if your face is very feminine or horribly disfigured.

>> No.10405074,1 [INTERNAL] 

Holy fug you fugging faggots got owned.

>> No.10405074,2 [INTERNAL] 

Right after I finished typing up my post this thread got deleted. Oh well, here it is.

I have a car and my parents won't stop making insurance payments on it while at the same time complaining that the internet costs too much. When I say to stop making payments on my insurance so there's enough money for the internet they tell me "no" with no reason behind it. I haven't driven the car in two years and the tags are expired, yet they continue to make payments. It probably doesn't even start.

Please respond.

>> No.10405074,3 [INTERNAL] 

Loser generals.

>> No.10405074,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10405074,3
Fucking losers on my loser board

>> No.10405074,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10405074,2
Fuck you, I've been trying to get a license and a car for 6 years now.

Nobody is willing to teach me and I have no money to buy a car, and I can't get a job with no car to get there. It's extra annoying because my older and younger brothers both got a car and license thanks to my parents helping them, and on top of that my parents bitch at me to get a job but when I bring up how the fuck I'm supposed to get to said job they just roll their eyes and call me lazy.

Being a middle child fucking sucks. I wish a motherly /jp/sie would adopt me and give me attention.

>> No.10405074,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10405074,5
Massive loser right here lmaooooo

>> No.10405074,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10405074,6
FUCK YOU

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