/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

newfag here but i've read the archive a lot so i consider myself one of the oldest fags

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Feels good to be a midfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>8 months
>still a total newfag even at 5 years
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

Considering how /jp/ is faring recently, newcomers will never stop being newfags.

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bullsh*t i have 4 years here and i still feel like a newfag

[Anonymous No.]

<2 years = new kid.

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been here since 1983 what do i get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10402770
2011 newfag detected

[Anonymous No.]

been in the irc where moot was thinking of making 4chan, fuck off newlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>10402778
This *whips out dick*

[Anonymous No.]

When someone says 2 years ago I still think of 2008.

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I've been on /jp/ since puddi. It's crazy that that makes me a super old resident.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get any privileges after becoming oldfag?

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10402785
Is that you, Dickwhipping-kun?
Ureshii.

[Anonymous No.]

da fuck
<4 months = babbie
4-8 months = newfag
8-24 months = shitposter
2+ years = shitposter

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>>10402803
Ya.

You get to brag on an anonymous website.

[Anonymous No.]

I have extensively studied all the epic /jp/ memes and use them online and off.

"suck my cock dude"

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>>10402814
><4 months = shitposter
>4-8 months = shitposter
>8-24 months = shitposter
>2+ years = shitposter
fix'd

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>>10402814
this is pretty accurate. all tru /jp/sies from 2008 have evolved into shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

Been on /jp/ since March 2012

Newfags gtfo /jp/

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>>10402828

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>>10402828
upboated :D

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It doesn't matter how long you have been on /jp/, it's whether or not you are a true tou-bro on the inside that matters.

You can lie about your stay here and get away with it but if you are not a true tou-bro we will see right through you.

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>>10402845
>tou-bro

lel what the fuck? Get fucked nerd only faggets say "bro"

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Funny thing is, that is actually pretty accurate if you replace month with year.

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>>10402863
For 4chan, that is. Not /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

If u don't know that /bun/ is ran by jews then ur a newfag

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to tohno-chan?

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>>10402881
Nothing?

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>>10402881
What happened to these far more relevant sites?

http://iichan.net/
http://iiichan.net/
http://sovietrussia.org/
http://wakaba.c3.cx/soc/
http://hr.deadgods.net/hr/

The answer is people grew up.

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10402839
>>10402828
Yamete yo~

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>>10402881
Nothing

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>>10402894
no
noooooo

I don't want to grow up

yamete kudasai

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>>10402911
this is your density

[Anonymous No.]

What about those of us here since the split? There's got to be more than me around. Don't anyone fucking dare tell me I'm all that's left.

Come on guys, you're still here right?

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>>10402960
They grew up, got jobs and girlfriends and left you alone.

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>>10402960
Get out virgin

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>>10402960
I spent my time split between /a/ and /jp/ up until a year or two ago, when I couldn't keep up with people on /a/ anymore.

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

been on /jp/ since 2008

we oldfag now

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>>10403018
>couldn't keep up
what do you mean by that? how can you not keep up with something so repetitive?

Is that what you mean, you couldn't keep up with repetition of the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

The first time I went on /jp/ I literally didn't see a non-touhou or type moon thread until page 6. So, whenever that was. It was horrible.

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I'm almost an oldfag.

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[Anonymous No.]

I've been here for 2 years but only lurked at the beginning for a week. If it takes you longer than that to understand a board's culture, kill yourself.

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>>10403173
Shut up, newfag.

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>>10403173
so gay

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This little girls turning into quite the granny.

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>>10403173
Which is why you're still an obnoxious cunt. Lurk more.

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>>10403205
>>10403204
I'd like to see you ugly nerds say those things to my face.

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>>10403173
Oh my fucking Lord Jesus Christ in Heaven, I swear that if you do not shut the hell up I will come through this internet connection and slap you full-force in the head with my 11-inch BBC.

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>>10402792
Fucking casual, I delivered moot and whispered the idea of 4chan to him before he even had a chance to scream.

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>>10403263
I created this universe, so technically I'm the oldestfag.

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>>10403270
Shut up, kid. I delivered you too, and taught you about the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

Went to everyday until umineko ~ep6 came out.
It just turned to total shit and pseudo elitism.
Not sure what I'm even doing here. Checking out this board about once a week and hope to see it return to its past glory.

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>>10403104
I'm not that guy, but, I feel the same way, and for me, it has something to do with /a/ becoming too normal.

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>>10403277
ur 1 cheeky cunt m2^3

[Anonymous No.]

irony overload

[Anonymous No.]

depending on whether posting breaks your lurking streak or not, this entire thread is full of newfags

shit now I'm one

[Anonymous No.]

I started coming here during the C75/Reitaisai 6 threads. Not because of them; I just came here for a quick look, saw that a few albums I was had a bit of an interest in were uploaded, and stayed.

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>>10403313
Go suck a fuck.

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>>10403297
hey, dickboy. nobody cares.

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>>10403313
Guess what? No one cares about YOU.

Meanie.