/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What cute ringtones does /jp/ use?

[Anonymous No.]

the default one

[Anonymous No.]

No one calls me so who cares

[Anonymous No.]

mallow

[Anonymous No.]

metal man theme MM2

but when i'm outside the house, I use Vibrate to not stir attention. I don't use Silent mode anymore because I forget to turn it off and end up losing my phone

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycSZoYzEks

For my mom's weekly sms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371219
I care, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371231
Jesus you're a fucking faggot. I am having a hard time imagining a fucking GROWN ASS MAN with a phone that makes the sound "tutturuu~~~" when his mommy calls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371236
So mean ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

i havent heard my ring tone since i got this shitty phone 5 years ago. i just leave it on vibrate. my mom is the only one who calls my anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I've told this story before, but I used to have "Kyon-Kun, Denwa!" on a loop as my ringtone. One day on the bus I was listening to music, and as I left I noticed disapproving glances from other bus travellers. 3 Missed calls. It clicked when I got off the bus. Oh well, it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont have a phone

[Anonymous No.]

I never got a cell- or telephone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371248
thats why you buy a device that can take calls and play music so you wont get banned from public transportation for weebing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
>Mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266

Hmm let's see....

Mom.
pizza hut
papa jhons
.....

[Anonymous No.]

This is my ringtone. Has been for two years now. You can't find cuter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
>Aldana

My high school crush. I got her number via stalking and never called her.

[Anonymous No.]

I use the Cheetahmen theme. I hardly ever get to hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
>older sister
>mom
>little sister
could be worse i guess

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYIWc7_XIdE&t=2m14s

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371264
I do have a music enabled phone now, this was from a few years ago. I also have a car now so no buses for me! All the weeaboo music I want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
I only have two females in my contact list. My mother and my sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
My older sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
>thrid

What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
Oh god it's the female friend I fell in love with and told her how I felt even though she had a boyfriend and then things were awkward for awhile then she stopped talking to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371273
>>10371275
>>10371296
>>10371301
>>10371307
tfw you know none of them are joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371319
I have a lot of contacts on my phone.
My older sister just happens to be high on the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371319
>tfw

I can't find this word in the dictionary, can you please explain what it means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371319
what animeis that girl frOM? touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

Super Survivor, Sparking Meteor's opening theme. I set it in 2008 and haven't changed it since. I can't remember when was the last time I got a call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371322
tiny faggot week
its like black history month but they aren't as important as negros

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371307
羨ましいぜ。。。

[Anonymous No.]

Just because it has /jp/ in the OP doesn't make it /jp/ related.

This is some /a/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371336
Why would a thread about /jp/ be made on /a/?

Please employ some common sense when posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371342
I usually make threads thee to make them stop posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not very cute, but it is funky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhi1EtpBek

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371342
I'm saying, you stupid cunt, that this is the kind of thread that the weebs on /a/ would dump 300 posts into because they all are dying to show off their shitty soundbites from their favorite anime. Obviously there's some crossover between us and them, judging by this thread being here in the first place and people taking it seriously. Fuck, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

I had those MB neco-arc Nyan-Nyan-Nyan~~~ effects for my SMSs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FRnDkwx73C

[Anonymous No.]

It's on vibrate but no one ever calls me

[Anonymous No.]

http://youtu.be/yq0EmbY3XyI

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371385
Mine's on vibrate too and sometimes I put it down my pants and call myself from a different phone.

Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371414
thumbs up if you've done this before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371373
This reminds me of Denno Coil.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a phone. I don't think even my mom would call me since I took her computer when I got kicked out.
Sucks, cause now I live in a closet at the community college in my old town. I'll have to resort to squatting when the semester rolls around and that blows because it's saying goodbye to the internet and electricity.

lol captcha ntsbaab wandering

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371414
That's too sad even for me, actually never mind, it isn't

[Hobokun No.]

>>10371429
As a matter of fact, I think I'll prolly adopt a name now, since no one is as truNEET as me and I just don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

hits from the bong

[Anonymous No.]

mine sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URxsjJi1IL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371429
How do you not get kicked out?

[Anonymous No.]

Well its not /jp/ realted but it is one of my favorite ringtones.

Robot Rock -- Daft Punk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371429
>>10371435
Here we have a street magazine you can sell if you're homeless or squatting. It's not a bad way to make money if you've hit rock bottom and the need to eat overtakes anxiety from interacting with strangers. I eventually earned enough money to live in a house with some other people.

Don't you have anything similar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371477
Wow, is that a government program or something?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZiydKFaFVg

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSteILaj_Z4

nobody ever calls me except my parents tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371477
It's LA County, so there are a shitload of resources. It's not hard to get what I need and just live off of foodstamps/cash aid until I get a good enough record for autismbux.

>>10371454
Cops don't patrol the college when there aren't classes with all the cutbacks. I have a bit of a record with the police as being mentally ill that I used to get out of being arrested. I'm non-violent and the only person that goes up there so I think they know it's me and will just come around when I'm bothering my peers.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Call tone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoIi-xKCJz0

SMS tone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVjrKtQYLQ4
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkXw36aDWDA

Alarm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg3Fb9-hK_8


Previously I used the song "Flutter vs The Gesellschaft". But I deleted it, as it brings painful memories.

It was a pretty effective alarm tone, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371653
2classy

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMJc9nRDdX8

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

I have a free phone from Assurance Wireless, it's like 10 years old or possibly older. I just use the default ringtone because no one calls me except for wrong numbers and autodialer spammers.

[Anonymous No.]

Katyusha

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372763
Well not many people go out of their way to try and talk to pigs, and I can imagine why a pig wouldn't use a cellphone all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371653
This pretty awesome stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I have a cellphone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372787
A pig that uses a cellphone?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZmIWBI4JI0

[Anonymous No.]

The Beatles - Golden Slumber

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo

On the very rare occasion that people hear my ringtone, they don't even know what it's from. They just think it's some shitty default one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372846
I think I love you. So cute :3

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwiFMZa0lY

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN9pTP-ZK6E
This one because non intrusive yet audible.

Better alternative than >>10372882 in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Bumping

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spv50cAjvVs

[Anonymous No.]

My phone can't even use custom ringtones because it's shit, so I just got the default stuff for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>No TROMBE!
>No ringtone that overrides other ringtones...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot-0-KyPd0Y

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svZ9-3RR35g

monolith has nice music

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371266
My only female contact is my mum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371319
My contact list has mom, dad, various pizza places, a couple chinese delivery places, some places I was forced to apply for, and some other family members. Then various other random clutter I needed at one time or another.

[Anonymous No.]

Ringtone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csplHy6eCAg

Morning alarm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

But since I am normally in lectures or hospital I have it on vibrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371236

#BullyNoMore2013

[Anonymous No.]

rinton:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxPUYn4fMRE

im pretty bitch
in club danc like ray charles
boy danc wit heet he wont c tomrow

#happy

[Anonymous No.]

Mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIyTeWKv6VQ&feature=share&list=LLLqd73JkfGws86C0ffuvPIg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371523
How are you on cash aid without a kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371373
Wasn't that from chaos;head?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMFzejuUVK4

I hear it when my mom calls me.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVVRdAhd2Ng

This plays when my friend calls me, it's loud and scares the shit out of me every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379860
>jungle dub

I haven't seen anyone mention jungle since the late 90s

[Anonymous No.]

>>10380094
We call it drum and bass now because "jungle music" was offensive to South American culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10380089
>not the superior "continue" theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFtcdL-QX3s

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA

[Anonymous No.]

I miss late 90s IDM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJ-0ZO4pxo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10380716
This is cool. Thanks for posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4FVKSHjg-0

Just the first 20 seconds. Makes a pretty good ringtone and it's not too obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10380716
I remember MTV playing Squarepusher and Aphex back then. That was the effin' shit.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSvOowL7rkU

[Anonymous No.]

>>10380946
>Aphex
It's sad that he hasn't released anything since Drukqs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381004
Analords and The Tuss releases.

[Anonymous No.]

He released stuff under different monikers, as well as the massive analord collection of EPs that's impossible to find. I bet it'd be expensive, a double LP can cost up to thirty bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381016
Meant under the Aphex Twin alias.

[Anonymous No.]

>Analords
Those are meh. Probably because I don't like acid that much. I like his drill 'n' bass output more, the track "Rushup I Bank 12" on The Tuss is awesome though.

[Anonymous No.]

I use cool free hip-hop ringtones from the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371236
Are you sure you're in the right place?
Fuck off, normalfag scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381242
Stop acting tough over the internet you scrawny little nerdlord. If this was in real life I'd smash your pathetic little nerd face in before you go on your knees begging for mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371336
>/a/ - Anime and Manga
>ringtones
Are weeaboo ringtones anime? Are ringtones manga? Oh, shit, they're not!
>/jp/ - Weeaboo culture
Are weeaboo ringtones weeaboo? Oh, yeah, they are!
So we should post them in /jp/!

Do you even use that brain of yours, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381264
>>/jp/ - Weeaboo culture

>Do you even use that brain of yours, anon?

That's ironic given the name of this board of Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381260
>>10381242
No. You're not funny you little shitposter get out of my thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381260
"Acting tough"? I'm not acting tough, I'm just stating a fact and--
Wait, is this copypasta? You sound too hammy to be real. Anyway, no one's scared of you/taking you seriously. You're probably something like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381281
You new or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381277
I know that, I just translated it to what it really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381281
Watch out we have an unironic image macro poster here. Go die, unfunny trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381300
>>10381286
It's funny because I actually thought you were calling me new because of how much this picture is posted around here, and posting it again would make it sound like I was trying to be one of the cool kids.
In fact, I got that image on 4chan. It's posted kinda frequently.

Only generic image macros (i.e Advice Dog spin-offs) are considered retarded, for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381318

Perhaps in your backwater boards for kids do they allow your epic watermarked macros to go unnoticed, but here we at least want to give an impression that our posters are not massive retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371236
Imagine him as manly as fuck man 195cm/100kg full of muscles and suddenly his phone goes `tuturu~` and he answers it. Would you call him a faggot? I wouldn't dare unless I wanted to die.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGmiIA47nLA
Thinking of switching over to this.

[Anonymous No.]

My ring tone varies.
My alert sound (incoming text, etc.) is the せんとりずむーーーーOA>Eua&lt;#$U(A*><$ーーーーーー♪ミ☆ sample from that Technorch song.
I have a custom ring tone for one of my friends that's EP=NOVA.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have the "El Psy Congroo" for sms before the game got translated. After that I removed it instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371208

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381376
100kg is pretty light for 195cm, even if they have mostly muscle mass. They'd have to be in the dry comp day bodybuilder levels of dehydration to look big and they'd still be lanky.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFjRUIJUPfU

I'm boring

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZiydKFaFVg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371231
I used to have this as well, but then I actually got a text message, and a nearby person gave me look I imagine >>10371236 had.
I've since changed it to the EoSD life up sound.

My ringtone is either Invisible Full Moon or Satori Maiden. I use prepaid, so I don't get any calls, but it's fun to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

My call tone is 'Toxic Garbage Island' by Gojira

My message tone is 'Nipah~'

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor made this thread no doubt. He zealously babysits this one, but not the others. What a gay ass piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10380117

really? I thought jungle was a dnb genre. I don't really know though. I wasn't very interested in music during the 90s and I don't really like dnb anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381401
100kg isn't that light for 6"4 unless you're retarded which if you're using yuropean measurements you probably are

[Anonymous No.]

Native Faith.

I actually had someone in class ask me if I mained Suwako in Soku, was a bit of a "wut" moment.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5caWKWjy6ec

ehh

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

present day hehehehe
PRESENT TIME HAHAHAHAHA!!!
from SEL
and the MGS codec tone for messages.
>>10371266
somebody from school. I wonder why I still have her number registered.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody had called me for so long that I didn't even remember what the hell it was. I just checked now.

MLA menu theme
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKgy6j8ojI

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really have a phone because no one calls me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382945
Me too, I'm surprised this many people on /jp/ have phones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382956
Need to drown out the rest of the world with music when outside.
Being able to contact my relatives while outside is an added plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382956
I use mine to post on /jp/ and IM. I don't even get calls from parents since they're in another country. I honestly don't know why I even have a phone.

[Anonymous No.]

Village (Okabe's message tone) from S;G

[Anonymous No.]

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/COOL_FREE_RINGTONES

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

>>10382956
mostly use it for portable internet,train trip planner and navigation. I use a tablet for music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382977
> a tablet for music.
Isn't that a hassle? Such a huge device just to listen to music?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone of you nerds have a cellphone, who are you going to call your mommy?

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

>>10382982
it's a nexus 7 so its not that back and fits easily in my jacket's inner pocket. I also use it as e-reader and portable GBA/SNES emulator.

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

>>10382998
*big not back

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382992
>implying cellphones are only used for calling people, rather than browsing /jp/ while on the toilet/in bed/on a rare occasion you're away from your pc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382992
>>10382992
GPS.
What kind of idiot thought it was a good idea to name streets after people or rivers. I've been living here all my life and I onli know the name of like 4 streets. Why not just use numbers anyway.

Someimes my mom calls me.

[Anonymous No.]

Default

I only use it to receive calls from my mom and my alcoholic friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379860
I've heard the second one before on a flash from /f/ a long time ago. from what I remember, it was moot (the cat character) with a strap-on dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

RORRUINGU SUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

[Anonymous No.]

Blast from the past
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6BiPwqBU0

[Anonymous No.]

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuaDJDkSatc

It's pretty neat as a ringtone since it starts with a dynamic riff.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is this thread still here?

[Anonymous No.]

I use a cut of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gP3J--2-HA

[Anonymous No.]

i don't have a ringtone because no one ever calls me

[Anonymous No.]

http://youtu.be/yq0EmbY3XyI

[Anonymous No.]

a good option is to use the Eyecatch (the tune that play whenever there is pause for commercials, mostly on anime)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGr4w505Ew

[Anonymous No.]

silence

I only get calls from debt collectors

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised I couldn't find a youtube link, since I thought everything existed on youtube these days.

In any case I use Pani Poni Dash - Pani Sukya 1 from the OST. I had considered using One Must Fall 2097 title music, but it is a bit sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that this thread is still here is fucking ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388013
What's even funnier is all the deletions the janitor has made to postpone the inevitable hijacking of this shit thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382890,1
No wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>10382890,1
Tea thread is being babysat, but it's less shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

Cleaning threads = babysitting. Gotta love shitposter logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,3
Given that board-related content is largely determined by the userbase, what the hell are we supposed to do? Ignore the thread and move on? Oh wait, if even two faggots give a shit about a thread, it'll stick around anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,4
Clearly there are more people interested in the thread than against it. Sorry, but you don't personally control the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,3
Babysit is when ignore the other threads that require cleanng as well fuckstick.

Typical retard doesn't understand what words mean.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me angry and I don't want it to be here

[Anonymous No.]

That kitten when you want to use a cute ringtone but you're too scared because people like >>10371236 will judge you ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,8
Fuck off, /jp/ has always been aggressive and hostile towards weebs and nerdlords. Your kind is not welcomed here, go back to >>>/a/.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had a phone I'd set the ring tone to the yell from Tom Jones' If I Only Knew. You know the yell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqDEn7uUhFc

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,8
Follow your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,9
You can really tell how upset this guy is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,9
You're angry for no reason.
You desperately try to make yourself look cool by calling people weebs.
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,9
Are you one of them "oldfags"? Aren't you too old to still be on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10388039,13
>look cool by calling people weebs
Stop projecting, nigga. That shit ain't cool, but the alternative is even worse, yo.

>>10388039,14
Imma ancientfag, fagboi.