/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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NEET lifestyle thread.

What are you NEETs up to?

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nothing

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Going to bed now. Will you tuck me in and give me a good night kissu?

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nothing

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Congratulations on your thread.

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nothing

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I've never posted in thread before, and I'm afraid it'll get deleted. I'm already getting sweaty palms thinking about it.

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Did that guy rob the grocery store or what?

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Absolutely nothing..

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>>10369603
Did I choose an acceptable picture for the OP post?

[Anonymous No.]

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

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>>10369609
maybe he's in jail now

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>>10369609
Idk thread got deleted.

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>>10369618
Afraid not. Better luck next time.

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>>10369618
Yes

Much better than a boring Kaguya or Anzu pic

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>>10369618
Yes, I approve of it.

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nothing

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>>10369618
Kaguya or Anzu is better.

[Anonymous No.]

I am taking it easy. Tomorrow is going to be a very busy day.

[Anonymous No.]

>The Story of a Man Who Outsourced His Work to China so He Could Watch Cat Videos All Day

>The study documents the scam of a developer, who is referred to as Bob. He worked at a "critical infrastructure" company in the U.S. and started outsourcing his work to China underneath his company's nose, and would only pay those people less than one fifth of his six-figure salary.

>http://finance.yahoo.com/news/story-man-outsourced-china-could-135701981.html

tru corporate NEET right here.

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>>10369633
>Tomorrow is going to be a very busy day.
why? are you jerking off 11 times?

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>>10369643
maybe it's sunday today wherever he is, so he's a neet today.

[Anonymous No.]

It seems there's not much to talk about without repeating every thread.
Even the little things I'd like to hear, maybe it could grow.

I found some a bunch of old music I though I lost the other day, going through it again makes me feel like I can get through this week.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOq-JLrCs0E

Check out this new song about Otaku that I made, /jp/.

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>>10369648
>maybe it's sunday today wherever he is
whoa, you just blew my mind

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>>10369640
http://m.theglobeandmail.com/technology/how-a-model-employee-got-away-with-outsourcing-his-software-job-to-china/article7409256/?service=mobile

damn this is a good idea.

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>>10369655
why the fuck does he have russian games in the video at 1:02?

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the depressing fact is that even if i could turn back time, i would still end up like this.

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>>10369640
http://rbt.asia/g/thread/30758856

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>>10369671
fug ;_;

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>>10369671
I wish I could turn back in time. I'd be a fluent japanese speaker now ;__;

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Any of you want to get together to learn or do something together?

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>>10369643
I have to do all the things that I put off today and yesterday.

>>10369648
It's always sunday and nighttime here.

[Anonymous No.]

playing maple because it's the only thing I consider worth doing anymore, and because my computer can't run anything better.

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At work listening to Idolm@ster songs.

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>>10369701
Tea party pls.

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>>10369711
I used to play Maple on dial up, it took 5 seconds after hitting a monster to kill it because of the lag

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>>10369716
seconded

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>>10369716
but janifag removes any thread that mentions tea party...

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>>10369716
i wouldnt attend.
No tea can taste good with teacups filled with tears and missed opportunities.

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>>10369714
Which ones? I've listened to 自転車, いっぱいいっぱい, and フラワーガール today. Also a bit of 恋をはじめよう

[Anonymous No.]

I finally beat Beldr on day 3 of Devil Survivor, I was seriously so stuck on that boss. I guess my team was just complete shit, but it had gotten me to that point pretty easily, so I just kept going at it. Finally decided grind a bit and grab a demon with the double attack phase thing, finished him off my second try.

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>>10369702
>I have to do all the things that I put off today and yesterday.

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>>10369763
Vampire Girl, some Haruka stuff, and 765Pro remixes.

And usually bouncing between r/a/dio and /jp/ radio depending on the queue and DJ.

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It's 2 am and I'mt thinking about cooking scrapple or something.

Should I /jp/?

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nothing

[Anonymous No.]

I think I got screwed on eBay. I naively shipped the item before the guy's echeck cleared and now it was canceled.

I hope Paypal will do something about it.

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>>10369861
Go for it.

On the way home from I'm gonna get some shit to make brownies.

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>>10369870
ebay won't do shit anymore if you aren't the buyer, sorry to break it to you but you got scammed out of some dosh

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>>10369671
If I could turn back time I would stop the big bang and make sure none of us ever existed.

[Anonymous No.]

lifestyling my NEET hikki life

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>>10369870
>I naively shipped the item before the guy's echeck cleared and now it was canceled.
atleast you've learned a valuable lesson

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>>10369744
Just start the OP like this:

NAME: Original Poster

SUBJECT: TEA THREAD

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TEA IN WHICH WE WILL ALSO DISCUSS A PARTY REVOLVING AROUND SAID TEA. ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL RULES OF /JP/ (LINK) THIS IS ON TOPIC. THANK YOU.

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>>10369874
fug. At least I can leave him some scathing feedback and file a dispute.

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>>10369870
Echecks are easy to scam with, just never accept them.

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>>10369889
If I were him I would've used a one-off account through a proxy and had it shipped to someone else's house.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>10369596
Trying to decide on what game to play, but there are none that I really want to play.

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>>10369893
Talk with me on MSN.

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>>10369892
Well the account did have existing feedback. Even I wouldn't have been dumb enough to trust some new user.

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>>10369909
How much money did you lose?

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>10369907
Then give me your email so I can add you :T

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>>10369919
Oh, another one that wants to talk with you. Anyway, I'll talk with you another day.

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>>10369909
Well of course it had existing feedback. A smart scammer will have at least 20 botted accounts for that purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

Working on my MMORPG. I have, probably, 1% chance of being successful enough to stop leeching from my parents and living with the money I make with this.

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>>10369943
What is it written in?

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I got the NEET talk a few days ago

"I just don't want you to be 40 years old and doing nothing with your life. You aren't even living, what do you want to do with your life?

Explained to my grandma that I would work if I could get a job that required minimal socialization. She suggested convenience store clerk whatafuck.

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>>10369943
More like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001% chance, baka.

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>>10369943
If you're not writing it in C or assembly you need to kill yourself now.

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>>10369952
I'm glad I have good parents. "What are you planning to do in life anon?", I say, "I just want to do a minimal amount of work and take it easy", them, "Sounds like a good idea."

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>>10369946
>>10369954
XNA and C# client-side, C# and some external libraries server-side.

I am a shitty programmer and that is why I use shitty technologies.

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>>10369919
here

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>>10369952
>a job that required minimal socialization. She suggested convenience store clerk
lel

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>10369970
That's really cool Anon. Even if you don't succeed with that idea, it should help give you valuable experience for any future titles as well. I'd like to start learning C# and become a master game developer some day too.

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>>10369943
Keep it up, anon! You can do it.

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>>10369981
I already made it. I just need art-assets + sounds which I will steal from old 2D games.

And then start a server and make an installer and viral it on shitty boards like /v/

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>>10369985
Remember to have the server run only on a ramdisk and periodically back up to a NAS.

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>>10369943
i dont think you'll be very successful using diablo 2 graphics

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>>10369985
You're going to sell it? How are you going to cover the costs of a server?

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>>10369914
$95 and a figure

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>>10369992
People love retro!

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>>10369990
which figure?

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>>10369989
I already have a business partner who has servers. He will host it.

>>10369992
That is why I said I have a 1% chance

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>>10370000
and a 100% chance to get sued if you make any money with it

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>>10370003
Don't ruin my gawaii uguu dreams desu ne~

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>>10369972
Here, gonna sleep now, feel free to add me later, sakura.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>10369972
I added you make sure you add me. Also please don't be one of those creepy anons.

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>>10369992
I would play it.
All I want in an an MMO is an open directionless world with grindy gameplay with vague story.

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>>10370003
I plan on modifying the graphics so they don't look stolen

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>>10370000
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>>10370017
Have fun in jail jamal-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

At what age do most people start to reproduce? I don't want any Christmas cake.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a job or I will starve to death within 3 weeks.

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>>10370038
But you set an age already by saying Christmas Cake. That leaves you with 25 and below.

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>>10370045
Damn. I just want my own kid.

I want to have a biological son but I'm afraid the mother will take it hostage and demand child support from me.

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>>10369596
oh suigintou. you truly were the best rozen.

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>>10370056
She still is, faglord.

There's a 3rd Season in the making.

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>>10370064
really? I didn't want to get my hopes up.

hopefully suigintou stops being tsundere and is in shinku's bloomers by the end of it.

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>>10370072
>really?

Yes, it's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been NEET for 2 years and i finally got a job last week, i gotta say earning your own money feels kind of good. I guess i'll only visit you guys once in a while.

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>>10370041
Three weeks is a while to come, something might work out

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>>10370125
there's physically no way to actually stop you anyway, just don't mention anything about it.

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>>10370134
as if we won't be able to tell an outsider's posts with ease

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>>10370041
Can't you shoplift or hit the bread lines to avoid starvation?

[Anonymous No.]

please remember to remember your dreams tonight

make sure to post them here when you wake up

http://www.lucidity.com/NL11.DreamRecall.html

[Anonymous No.]

Out of NEET bux, need to to unNEET myself or I'll be a Street NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

my neeto autism money is almost over

i have about 1 month of freedom left then i have to be forced to work or prove i'm still ``disabled'' again

help

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>>10370191
>>10370196
I think you guys are bullshitting.

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>>10370199
I don't know about the other guy but my situation is for real. Canadian disability is shitty because they always try to "fix" you so you can "get a job".

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>>10370196
>>10370191
>>10370125
It's the neetpocalypse.

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>>10370205
so prove you're still an autist. what does that even involve in canada? I assume just another interview with a doctor

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>>10370196
Cut yourself up a little. Nothing says "I'm mentally impaired. Please give me money, government" like a few self-inflicted slash wounds.

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>>10370199
No, it's true. I even have to declare bankruptcy now because I'm that out of NEET bux.

[Anonymous No.]

My doctor said I could get sectioned if I didn't "engage" with my psychologist. I also got a letter saying the same thing.
I've only had the psychologist come to my house two times now for 20 mins each time and they're threatening to section me? What the fuck.

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>>10370300
wat

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>>10370314
Nope.
Infact the only thing "wrong" with me is I have trouble eating alot of solid food, and some unexplained pains, probably due to my low weight.
Anyone know if these section threats are bullshit? Because if not I'm going to stop seeing this psychologist.
As far as I'm aware, I thought they only sectioned people who are a danger to themselves and others.

[Anonymous No.]

Just stole acne medication from the supermarket - I put it in a basket with some other cheap stuff, and as I put another item in there, I picked up the box and slipped it in my pocket.

Feels slightly bad, even though it's overpriced as fuck.

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I talk to myself sometimes since I'm home alone a lot and I've noticed a trend.

~ 6 months ago I used to say "fuck you" or "fuck everything" a lot but recently I've been saying "I'm going to kill myself" or something along those lines.

Should I be worried? I've never thought about it seriously and I don't think I would ever actually do it.

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>>10370376
Suicidal sentiments are often a sign of mental illness, even if you don't have any intention of actually doing it. You could probably benefit from seeking professional help.

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>>10370396
I already am for other stress-related stuff.
I guess it's not helping very much.

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>>10370300
de ja vu

someone said this exact thing like 3 months ago

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>>10370409
They did? Hmm what the fuck.

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>>10369628
>>10369624
Go worship falseNEETs somewhere else you fuggin homos.

[Anonymous No.]

Went to bed last night at 6PM, woke up tody at 5AM. Thinking of having breakfast for a change. Probably biscuits and gravy again.

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I've been a NEET for eight years, I've had to claim incapacity benefit for most of that time, I've become rather good at filling out the forms, if I wrote a guide would any other NEETs find it useful?

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>>10370488
I'm having breakfast for the first time in months, it's good. It dosn't feel like breakfast unless you wake up before it.

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>>10370376
I do this a lot too. I think my brother heard me screaming "I'm gonna rape you" one day. He never said anything though

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>>10370333
>I thought they only sectioned people who are a danger to themselves
sounds like you are severely underweight and refuse to eat so yeah, they're gonna lock you up and forcefeed you like a duck

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>>10370510

Yes, very much.

Which country do you live in?

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>>10370597
UK. I'll start it tonight, I've got an ESA form to complete, so it should be easy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

any other NEET's with shit tier internet?

can't really watch youtube videos or anything like that, takes forever to download anything feels like dial up

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>>10370041
Just steal some shit, get caught, start screaming "FUCK THE MAN", and then go to prison and get free food?

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>>10370870
Slow internet is horrible.

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nothing

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>>10370870
Text browsers can be pretty alright. Some are able to load images inline.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 10 months since I've graduated, still a fucking useless unemployed piece of shit.

Ah, how I wish can go to the other side now.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to go outside today and it was awful

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>>10370870

My only source of internet is from my neighbor. Fast during the day (when they aren't home) slow in the late afternoon.

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>>10370333
What's a section threat Madotsuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10369742
I remember that

those were the darkNEET days....

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nothing

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>>10370333
They aren't bullshit, it's because you don't eat and they see you being "low weight" and think you have some sort of disorder. Just say you have trouble eating solid food but you still make sure that you eat healthy
>>10371161
When you are autistic enough that they threaten to force you into a mental hospital, it's mostly just for retards who actually tell their psych that they are suicidal, want to hurt people or don't eat.

[Anonymous No.]

bump for neets

[Anonymous No.]

>A red warning for snow has been issued by the Met Office
>BBC meteorologist Derek Brockway said a red warning is "rare and means take action"
>This snow is expected to be particularly severe between 3am and 9am and is likely to lead to widespread accumulations of four inches with six to eight inches over higher ground.

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>>10371544
are you going to do a sports update after the weather update?

[Hobokun No.]

Taking 8 dicks for drug money.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you looking forward to Spring Breakers, NEETs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVvn9T6bqls

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>>10371139
That's pretty cool. At least you don't have to pay for it. How is the speed at night?

Also, is it an open network?

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>>10370747
Read this Anon's posts:
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9651180#p9655221

Incorporate them into the guide.

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>>10371581
I remember that thread, he gave some good advice. I will add it to the guide I'm writing. I also have the marking criteria for what's known as the "Allwork Test." It works simply by accumulating points by matching descriptors, for example if you tell them that you need to be left alone for six a more hours day, you get two points. The threshold for benefit is around twelve points. ATOS really do not give a fuck if you are ill or not, you could be in a wheelchair with no legs but if you don't have enough points, the cunts will say you are fit to work.

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>>10371647
I failed my ATOS test and I'm reapplying now. I did some googling and a lot of people with some pretty impeding physical problems were rejected.

It'd be nice to have that Anon back because I don't know if there's a quota or what, but you really do have to ham it up and convince them you can't wipe your own arse. Even if you have a real disability that benefits like ESA were designed for. It's sad, really.

[Anonymous No.]

I went for a drive today. I saw two Lamborghinis and a low flying military type helicopter which was probably a test flight from the nearby Boeing factory. There was a camera in the car but it only got the helicopter and one of the cars.

It was all very exciting and fun. I'll have to go back in a couple of months when the wildflowers are growing.

[Anonymous No.]

do you guys play the sims ever? I'm torrenting a sims 3 bundle with all of the add-ons for it, seems kind of fun living a life you'll never live yourself

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>>10371724
pls leave normal

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>>10371724
That game was too confusing for me. I ended up walling my guy's bed so he was stuck laying in it. He'd wake up, make some weird noise for a while, and then fall asleep. After a while I put a window in the wall and when his wife came to look through it I walled her in too.

Is it possible to make an adult be friends with a child? If I play it again I want my guy to know all the lolis in his area, and maybe even invite them over to his house for weener roast and smores.

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>>10371773
>I ended up walling my guy's bed so he was stuck laying in it. He'd wake up, make some weird noise for a while, and then fall asleep.

my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371724
Sims is too much like real life. I fast forward through everything.

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>>10371773
You can be friends (and even call them up on the phone when they are not at school) but you can't do any romantic to them.

[Anonymous No.]

I just ate four whole chocolate chip cookies.

I feel like an American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371974
lol Europoor. I'm 6 feet tall, 150 pounds and I can eat a whole box lying in front of the TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371985
im american and a bit skinnier than that but i do the same thing.

its sad because i can feel myself becoming more unhealthy as I age and i know im going to run into problems later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372002
You can eat my asshole if you want something nutritious for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372018
lick my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372023
Aw, man...
Fine, but do me next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371974
I had five kiwis and three glazed donuts for lunch earlier today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372040
>kiwis
.... the bird?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm seriously worried. They were these. Will I get fat? I feel so fat right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372052
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll have a heart attack first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372045
The fruit, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372052
nice hairy knuckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372052
What the hell why didn't you make chocolate chip cookies? Premade ones are shitty 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371855
Can you invite them to do things? I don't want to do anything romantic. I just want to have some pure giggly fun with some lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372083
Who is so autistic they make their own chocolate chip cookies? Do you squeeze your own oranges too? Crush your own coffee? GTFO dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372088
Pretty sure you can invite them to parties to drink sugarjuice because The Sims is a family-friendly game and alcohol doesn't exist.

Also anything a Sim can do with his own children I'm fairly certain they can do with child-friends. Playing with toys together, that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking about it, and I came to the conclusion that it's impossible to have a long-lasting, meaningful relationship with a person outside your family.

Here's why: relationships with your family members are the only relationships that aren't mutually beneficial in some way.

All the relationships that a person forms along their way through life are made for some kind of gain, either monetary or emotional. Or based around some temporary activity like school or place of employment; which means they're doomed from the start.

I guess my point is that it's impossible to form meaningful bonds with people that are not your family. It doesn't mean that most families aren't shit, though.


What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372093
I actually do juice my own oranges. I have about a half dozen orange trees on this property. I also actually do grind my own beans as well. I have a hand grinder just like the one pictured. If I had the means to roast my own I would too.

Homemade chocolate chip cookies really are a lot better than anything you can buy. Just the classic Nestle recipe. They're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372052
Old man hands

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>>10372102
Perfect. I might redownload it and give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372093
Ground coffee loses flavor within minutes of grinding. You should grind your own if you care about quality. If you're a real coffee nerd you can roast your own too, but that's less important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372093
Chocolate chip cookies are the most commonly home-baked cookie in existence. So to answer you, you don't need to be autistic at all.

Oreos are the most common store bought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372115
I made a thread about this on /ck/ but not many people cared:

How much juice do you get out of an orange? I tried once with one of those pyramidy juicer things and I got maybe a third of a glass of juice out of one orange.
Is it better to just buy cartons? If so, from concentrate or not from concentrate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372142
If you're going to make orange juice from oranges, you will need a lot of oranges. I get about 1/4 a cup of juice per orange. These ones are a bit small though. I dunno about buying orange juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372122
I feel the same way. My father always hints to me that he thinks I should be looking for a girl or a future wife, I only see myself actually caring about my close family members.

I care about people to a certain extent but I don't feel like I'll ever care about someone enough to want to be with them forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372170
You are buying the wrong type of orange. Buy Valencia or pinapple oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372142
>>10372170
Home made orange juice will always taste better and be more fresh, as well as probably being more healthy. But really it comes down to how much you are willing to spend if making it yourself is going to be expensive, and if the taste or other benefits make it worth the extra money.

Personally I live in florida and there are quite a bit of trees around here so I have never had a problem with it financially

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372177
They're just oranges from the backyard. This neighborhood was built in an orange grove, and for some reason that makes me want to say they're navels but I'm not 100% sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10371581
Is there a guide like this for USA NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

How much can I jew in the UK (Northern Ireland) in terms of NEETbux? I'm 20 and have no proper disabilities, would I only be able to get jobseekers (£55 a month and having to pay only 25% of my rent) or can I get more somehow?

[Anonymous No.]

so bored that I came here

[Anonymous No.]

I like orange juice and chocolate chip cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372270
I like both of those things but I don't think they sound good together

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the psychologist but my mom doesn't want to pay or take me there.
What do i do? I feel like i have alot of mental problems but no one wants to help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372270
Do you like chocolate chip cookie dough? Do you like chocolate cookie dough ice cream? It's a very good flavor of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372286

Your problems can't be severe enough to need professional help if you're willing to openly talk about it with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372289
I dont want to go and tell my whole life to a person that does this for money but it's over 5 years i'm like this, i feel lonely but i hate 3DPD but still i feel lonely and i need someone 2 talk to and i'm afraid maybe in the future i try to murder someone

I'm also thinking of buying a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372291
I'm also thinking of you leaving this thread and board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372293
You mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372291

You don't buy cats you steal them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372286
Exact opposite for me. My mother wants me to go somewhere and will pay for it, but I don't want to go. There's no problems. She just thinks I have problems. It doesn't sound convincing at all when I say that but it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372291
>I dont want to go and tell my whole life to a person that does this for money
I know how you feel, but please think about their side too. They've studied for 5 years or more and some would do it for free or less costs, but people need to earn something to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372355
I don't want to support a pseudo-science by giving its proponents an audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372412
Psychology may not in fact be a real science in the most limited concept, but this doesn't mean that all its credit goes to waste. It is a not an old area, so there is still so much to learn and study. When you say it I have the impression you think that the psych researchers just sat all day speculating mystical things. If that's the case, try to have in mind that much work was and still is done, and that psychology isn't a unified subject that thinks it can know everything about the mind.
Sorry for talking about this subject on a NEET thread, I don't want to derail it. I will stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372286
I feel like this but I don't know how I would ever bring up the subject with my mom. I guess I'll never get those sweet autism bux.

[Anonymous No.]

Could someone explain the process of getting autism bux?

[Anonymous No.]

I keep telling my counselor I'm not thinking about suicide but she probably knows I'm lying. (I'm the guy from a previous thread who has tried to end his life 3 times.)

I hope the brain hospital people don't take me away before I finish my list of things to do before I die.

[Anonymous No.]

So my cat likes to eat off the same plate as me and it's not worth the effort trying to stop him since I never have guests over for meals anyway. What should I avoid putting in my dinner to stop my cat getting sick? Chocolate, onions, and plant matter high in carbohydrates, obviously... what else? Anyone else eat with their cat like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372473
try searching the archive for "autism bux" maybe you'll find something

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372447
I don't want to support charlatans, either. Most "psychologists" are so far removed from the actual "science" of psychology, that they're little more than average joes with a knowledge of some fancy words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372473
Nobody is going to tell you how to defraud the government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372473
Lurking and the archive can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372481
If you have a list of things you "need to do" before you die, you're delusional. You don't really want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372481
>I'm the guy from a previous thread who has tried to end his life 3 times.

Just be honest: you didn't try at all. I say this as someone who was hospitalized for a suicide attempt.

Killing yourself isn't physically difficult. You didn't try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372492
Cats can't taste sweetness.

I learned this recently and also posted about it recently.

It makes me feel sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372492
That's gross, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372492
Having guests over is the only reason to not eat from the same plate as your cat?

He licks his butt with his tongue after he shits, and you don't know what kind of shit he gobbles up while you're not looking.

Besides, most human food is harmful to cats because of additives, spices, etc.

It's bad for your cat and you, just give him normal cat food like skinless chicken breasts or some canned cat food from the store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372515
How can you say you made a suicide attempt if you didn't attempt suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372532
He successfully attempted suicide, like how I just successfully thought of attempting suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372532
Because in retrospect I realized I didn't intend to succeed. I suppose a few people genuinely try and fail for some sort of technical reasons, but jumping off a building or strapping a helium mask to your face is fairly binary. You do it, or you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372542
Speaking of that, why do people even bother with methods with a very low success rate like pills or slitting their wrists?

If you're bothering to do it, why not go all the way and make sure you succeed?

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

I've been watching animes and reading mangas and playing Corpse Party: Book of Shadows. I'm currently drinking and replying to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372559
Impact deaths leave a huge mess, poison gas suicides are hazardous to those around you, and masks require a concrete advance planning step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372566
There are several effective methods that are quick, painless, and don't leave any grossness to shock your relatives with. Read Final Exit or The Peaceful Pill Handbook.

I refuse to believe someone in this day and age would seriously think about killing themselves and not do half an hour of research on how to do it well. And if you're seriously messed up, well, just throw yourself off a building without thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372566
>Impact deaths leave a huge mess, poison gas suicides are hazardous to those around you

And? When you're dead you're not going to give a fuck what happens to anyone else, you'll be incapable of doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>try give up neetdom
>move to germany because better safety net
>move to city because big tech company there so lots of tech jobs
>finish move end of summer
>big tech company closes german branches right after
>job market now flooded with people from said company
I MAD AMD!

>also cant use safety net because wife isnt german

Back to NEETdom only with higher living expenses

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372559
because most people just want attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372574
Everyone gets this, but it's just considerate. Even if I know I don't get to see the reaction of people I help/troll online, I still do it.

In a way it comes back to the "why care about anything if you're just going to die?" question. In my last moments I'd like to know my family aren't going to be freaked out because I am a blob on the sidewalk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372570
Most people don't go out how to research anything properly before they do it, let alone suicide. A highly analytical person might, before buying a pair of headphones, look up what people recommend and which best fits needs. Before starting an exercise program, they would decide on a regimen that best fits their needs and pace themselves reasonably. A lot of people just go out and buy a pair of whatever looks good, or decide they're just going to do a whole lot of sit-ups in one day end up super sore and quit it.

It's even more pronounced when you have a good idea of how you're going to do something. Let's say you have fuck-all with Microsoft Excel experience, but for various reasons you've been forced into a situation where you do have to do various calculations. If you think you're a smart guy, you're not going to bust out the Excel manual because even dumbasses know how to work a spreadsheet. You're just going to go with what you think works.

Combine that with the idea that pills seems to the uninitiated like a very easy way to go, and it's not surprising why more people don't "do it properly." If you're naive you might believe that all you have to do is wash down half the bottle with vodka, go to sleep, and never wake up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372589
You know, you might be right. I generally assume other people are like me because I don't know many other people, but I've had my fair share of easily-googleable questions in my lifetime.

Still, I think genuinely wanting to kill yourself and being in a sane enough state of mind to plan it in advance would make you think "Oh maybe I should find out the best way to do this."
Even if it's spontaneous there are pretty surefire ways to end your life. I suppose that's where survival instincts kick in, though. You don't really want to cut your throat that deep or put that bullet through your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372575
Well, better go back to turkey!

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to fix my sleeping schedule. I went to bed in 01:00 but I kept waking up, so at 04:30 I just decided to give it up for the day.

I also tried getting into Twitter but it's really useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372606
Hah. Was moving back after studying in the states and then neeting it up for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372611
>I also tried getting into Twitter

How do you even get into Twitter? Don't you just post events that happen in your life? Who would be interested in reading it and being your friend or whatever? Just seems silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372616
>How do you even get into Twitter?
Good question, I didn't know so I just deactivated my account.
>Don't you just post events that happen in your life?
That's pretty much all you have to do there unless you're a news agency or a game publisher maybe.
>Who would be interested in reading it and being your friend or whatever?
No one I guess. I wouldn't be interested in reading it either but some people have over a 100 followers and their tweets were worse than mine.
>Just seems silly.
It is, but I was bored.

[Anonymous No.]

At this rate of sageru we will make it to page 10 in an active thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372651
Goodnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372473
Uncle Remus guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372648
It's only on the second page or so, and it's only a good thing.

Means there are only good posters in here. Seriously though, I'm not saying that everyone who uses sage is a guaranteed good poster, but almost everyone who bumps is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any alcoholic NEETs here?

Ho do you manage to balance your budgets and afford the booze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372803

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372803

begging family for money, still young enough where they think i will shape up but they are just kidding themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372838
You think they would revoke your spending privileges.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys usually do with your time? I want to know how your typical day goes. Don't just say "nothing".

Anything counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372912

you'd think, but I don't spend on anything else except ramen and cereal so they think I'm "frugal"

although im sure they will stop giving me money fairly soon once they realize how useless it is, then gensokyo here i come

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372931
i browse 4chan a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372931

breathing, watching television, reading shitposts while shitposting on /jp/, playing video games, staring at the wall, daydreaming, masturbating, eating

I think thats it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372931
Sleep, eat, play video games, watch anime, fap. Not necesarily in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372939
>>10372941
Thank you for replying, your replies are valuable to me.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10372803
I wouldn't really consider myself an alcoholic since I don't drink every day, but I pay for my alcohol with disability checks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372931
I actually have an odd hobby

I almost daily write a very long and detailed email to moot, it's always something that is supposed to demean him.

For instance, yesterdays email was about how bad he's been running the website, stuff like image thumbnails going down a lot and gateway errors recently. Other times I may insult him on how he looks in a photo I find of him.

he never messages me back though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372963
Cloudflare has a free service plan, but I'm not sure what moot uses. I doubt it's the $3000 plan. That leaves either the $20 or $200 plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372931
Playing DotA (and other games, but mostly DotA), exercising, watching anime and film, listening to music, wanking, thinking, and internet stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

My NEET status might be ending tomorrow. If I'm correct, then it will only be for a month or two, because I haven't had any money in years.

I am shaking right now though. It's the first time I have to go to sleep to wake up for a certain schedule. It's the worst feeling in the world. I hope I die in my sleep, /jp/!

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10372803
I wouldn't really consider myself an alcoholic since I don't drink every day, but I pay for my alcohol with disability checks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372931
Today I woke up, made some tea, made breakfast, picked some oranges and played with my cat outside, went for a drive, came home, went to the store for my mother, came home and had dinner, and now I'm about to take a shower then get in bed to masturbate and sleep. Days when I wake up in the mornings are the only days when I actually do things. If I wake up early again tomorrow I'm probably going to go for a hike or wander around the city on foot.

This isn't a usual day though. Most of the time I wake up around 3-7PM, so I spend the vast majority of my days laying in bed and masturbating, watching shows and playing games, or messing with cameras and computers.

Whenever I'm at home I'm also browsing and posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372990
I bet you are white. Like 20 bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373017
Please don't go outside anymore. The outside is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372984
I hope you pass on in your sleep too, and that your last dreams involve all the things you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372990
>>10372958

What the fug, get out of here you drunk pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373085

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373081
Thank you so much. I need your love more than anything right now. I'm going now. I'll see you in another life. Oyasumi.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying to fix my sleep schedule for a couple of days by staying up all night but I keep falling asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373085
>>10373096

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373109
>I've been trying to fix my sleep schedule for a couple of days by staying up all night but I keep falling asleep.

That's exactly what I'm doing right now actually, I have to keep awake and not sleep during the day because I have to do some stuff, I think tonight is the night I finally stay awake though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372963
Did you email him about deleting /jp/ yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372963
That's hilarious.
I wonder if he finds you amusing or just blocked you long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373062
I almost had a laughing fit at the store again. I'm not really sure why this happens. I get in a really giggly mood and end up finding the stupidest things humorous:

Cat food having pictures of cats on it
Black man unable to find syrup
White man taking a long while to locating vanilla ice cream in the freezer
Small dogs barking at nothing in car with windows rolled down
Huge supply of firewood in front of the store is probably there because the wood doesn't even burn
Pulled into parking spot next to a car looking into it only to be met by the gaze of an angry ginger kid listening to hiphop loud enough to hear it from my car
Teenage boy looking utterly confused while looking at the parking lot from the grocery store doors
Beastie Boys on the radio

Looking back, a lot of them aren't even funny. When I saw them though, I had a hard time holding back my laughter and sometimes even failed (cat food having picture of a cat and Beastie Boys, but nobody was around to hear my laughter).

Sorry for this post I'm in an oddly talkative/active mood at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373139
>Cat food having pictures of cats on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373139
I have that too, sometimes.

I also remember all the silly posts on /jp/ and laugh to myself about them when I'm outside.

Are you a mac user, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373156
Not a Mac user, I use XP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373139
Thank you for the report. Please continue doing these regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

I really like these kind of threads because of posts like >>10373139 and >>10372963.

Please keep on posting, I really enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10369596
I'm on the computer posting on 4chan and about to watch Puchimatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone buy lottery tickets? I do whenever I have spare money, one day I'll win and be able to NEET it up for life

[Anonymous No.]

Have any of you talked to people from /jp/ outside of /jp? If so, how was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373172
Not ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10372803
I drink at least enough to get a nice buzz once or twice every day, but I don't get hangovers, so I'm not sure if I qualify as a alcoholic.

My parents pay for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've been feeling more horny than normal. I masturbate three times before I go to sleep and even then I sometimes end up having a sex dream (although no ejaculation). Even so, for some reason I really want to stop masturbating for a while to see how it affects me. Mostly, I want to see if I can produce some sort of precum and I want to have a wet dream. The longest I've gone without masturbating before was three days and all that changed was getting horny too easily. If I stop I should eventually start to produce some sort of precum and have a wet dream right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373290
Even when I used to masturbate for at least 3 hours a day, sometimes literally all day, I still was producing precum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373290
I don't know about you, but I'm actually more aroused when I masturbate more. It's sort of a vicious circle, because I would rather do other things.

Try to not masturbate for a day, see how it feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373290
you need to edge to get precum

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373290
Also, why would you want to have a wet dream? It's not anything special, and it's annoying when you're trying to sleep.

I guess the dreams that precede it are cool, though. You can suck your own dick and you cum a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373323
Do you really? I thought it just happened when you got really horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373366
Is this your 10th time masturbating or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373386
No, not at all. I used to edge almost excessively a while back too but the only difference it made was more semen coming out and with more force. Never any of that clear slippery precum I always read about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373474
That's weird. I heard that some people don't get precum at all, though.

Make sure you're hydrated, drink plenty of water. If you've never had it, then maybe it's not meant to be. Are you watching good porn?

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason I once had a rock hard bonner for a couple of hours in my pants. Once I decided it was enough and that it was time for a good fap I noticed how fucking wet my boxers were.... I had never seen that it... It was like my penis was preparing for some how urethral sex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10369870
The guy ended up paying. It was all a misunderstanding!

I knew I shouldn't have doubted my fellow man.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like having excessive precum. It makes my lube tacky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373547
✓ Nice
✓ Epic
✓ I like it

[Anonymous No.]

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373806
Of course they don't, pure little girls would never murder their parents so naturally they wouldn't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any countries where you can have financial aid and housing by the time you move on to it permanently?

I'm scared.. I'm scared for my future. Or should I just kill myself or commit suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373827
>kill myself or commit suicide
Interesting wording

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373830
They are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373850
If you intend to kill yourself, it's committing suicide. Even if you kill yourself in a weird way (e.g. suicide by cop).

[Anonymous No.]

If you are going to kill yourself you should at least abduct a cute schoolgirl and rape her for a couple days in your basement before you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373930
Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373925

It's impossible to abduct a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373930
Make some chloroform, dickcheese.

[Anonymous No.]

When a company called me to work for them as a call agent in a call center I decided I might better my life and try to fight NEETdom.

They subsequently refused me after having me run along with them one day and having me make some calls. I did pretty ok, not bad, but I'm sure other people who are by nature more talkative do it better.

I was really happy when they didn't take me though. I was getting really anxious that I'd might have to work and go outside and deal with people. It wasn't work I wanted to do either. I really hate this sort of work. I only really just took it because they offered it since I never actively look for work myself.

When I listened to my voice mail today, as I woke up around noon (they called at the ungodly hour of 9am[!]) the reason given that they wouldn't take me was: "that you seem to smart for the job and that you'd get bored fast"

Is this what it is like to be a misunderstood genius, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10369596
Playing touhou and reading manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373978
>Is this what it is like to be a misunderstood genius, /jp/?

It's just a polite way of telling you that you're a worthless piece of shit they don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374013
Yes, I figured it might be that. Thanks.

I'll never make any ventures into the job market again now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373168

Yes.

I also used to gamble online.

I stopped after I got into shit though. I had to put all my money onto a 1/3 chance to win back my loses and miraculously succeeded.

I was ready to kill myself if that roll failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374072
holy shit you were lucky as balls

[Anonymous No.]

i really like rolling around on the floor. i just got done rolling. im very sweaty so im going to take a shower now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374125
moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374125

actually i think im going to roll around a little more. ill take a shower later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374128

thank you

[Anonymous No.]

Dosing 1064mg of DXM polistirex today, along with 300mg dph.
It should be a solid third plateau dose, as I weigh 205lbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374236

your heart rate and blood pressure will skyrocket!! you could die... please dont do it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374236

>>10374244 here

have you taken dph or dxm before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374279

He's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374286

[Anonymous No.]

I ordered some nitrous oxide today. I'm not expecting much from it, but I guess experiencing with new things won't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate u sudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374279
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sniff some glue and drink diesel today
#livingontheedge

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374308

well at least keep a phone nearby in case anything really bad happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374299
I fucking hate that "rule."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374322
Why would anything bad happen? Those aren't even very high doses of either drug. I've dosed 1500mg of dph before, and I always take 200-300mg of dph when I take dxm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374353

you should always prepare for the worst. 1.5g of dph sounds insane.. you must have seen some crazy things. im going to take a nap. sweat dreams /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Today I woke up at 8 AM and spent the next four hours drinking two cups of instant coffee, reading a used copy of an etiquette book, and thinking deeply about how no one will ever marry me or love me, so my life goals should just be "accumulate enough wealth to dote on your neices and nephews and support your siblings in hard times."

ln that case, it doesn't matter if I get a high-paying job, as long as I'm frugal and save up money. I'm going to be that one eccentric but kindly older relative. It seems like an acceptable path in life, right?

I just don't want to be useless garbage forever.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't slept since Monday night, and I still can't sleep. I just don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374299
If that isn't a high quality image, I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10373139
Laughing uncontrollably at things that aren't funny is actually a legitimate medical condition, it's called labile affect. I suffer with it so severely that I get autism bux for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ so shitty today? Where are all these kusposts coming from? Why don't moot just delete this board already? Why do I still care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374635
/jp/ sucks when there isn't a comiket going on

[Anonymous No.]

Make a new thread we need at least one not bump limit thread at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10374755
That's when it sucks the most

[Anonymous No.]

Make a new thread, neurotypicals.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss suwako

[Anonymous No.]

>>10375286
What's the post limit these days? Something like 500? Or maybe that's other boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>10375622
300. Thread hit the bump limit hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10375907
"NO DUPLICATE THREADS ALLOWED I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT HAS HIT THE BUMP LIMIT."

-Jewniturd, 2013

[Anonymous No.]

>>10375286
Why? Just use the catalog and sort it by last reply
>>>/jp/catalog

[Anonymous No.]

What do you usually eat? Does your mom cook for you?

[Anonymous No.]

How was you're day guys? Anyone got the flu? I hear it's wrecking the normies hard as Heck.

[Anonymous No.]

nerds

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

I've always wanted to learn to play the piano, and being a NEET I finally have the time. Is it possible to learn to play one without actually having a piano or leaving the house?

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, I don't think so. I tried, but it was really hard. You need to practice for it to get committed to memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377633
A lot of the learning is technique. You need to know how to press the keys at different speeds and times. You can learn all the diatonic scales in half an hour, but actually learning to play them takes a little longer and real world effort.

Of course, you could just learn music theory and make music electronically. Look up Ravenspiral's guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377774
Could you tell me a bit more about learning music theory? I'll read the guide, but I probably won't be enough. What else should I read?


I really want to make music, but I don't know any theory.