"...and then, Alice finally confessed her feelings for Anon..."

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Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:07:18 2013 No.10360557 [Reply] [Original]

"...and then, Alice finally confessed her feelings for Anon..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:15:34 2013 No.10360578 Sorry I'm not good enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:21:18 2013 No.10360590 >>10360557 but I love Sanae

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:24:48 2013 No.10360599 File: 457 KB, 508x642, 635c27126662300938d087cf59f1a6f8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10360590 my African brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:25:03 2013 No.10360606 Nobody can actually love me. What do you want? Money? I don't have much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:25:03 2013 No.10360607 Doushio

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:42:33 2013 No.10360652 ... upon her face he stared with a cold face - "You can't possibly love a scumbag like me" - he stated, while trying to suppress his embarrassing emotions within ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:48:33 2013 No.10360670 >>10360606 Alice has no need for money. Don't be so pessimistic. >>10360557 I'd marry her on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 18:14:34 2013 No.10360738 File: 75 KB, 410x615, sadcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that feel when no cute korean girlfriend to call you oppa

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 18:30:19 2013 No.10360786 File: 179 KB, 1000x1000, 1267943070203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry, Alice. My heart belongs to another.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 18:31:49 2013 No.10360794 Well, she'll probably stop liking me as soon as I find a way to turn myself into a youkai. Why is Alice's desperate need to cling to humans for comfort never brought up in fanon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 18:38:04 2013 No.10360825 >>10360557 And they put on the best puppet-show ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 18:57:34 2013 No.10360891 >>10360794 That'd be my plan too. Human lifespan is too short for a place like Gensokyo. Fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 19:10:04 2013 No.10360928 File: 311 KB, 781x669, 1356389184819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10360557 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 19:39:28 2013 No.10361011 B-baka, if you stay with me, you'll only end up getting hurt. I'm a man who cannot settle down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 20:35:39 2013 No.10361261 File: 72 KB, 320x240, hands_free_fapping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 20:37:54 2013 No.10361271 >>10361011 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 20:39:24 2013 No.10361278 >>10360578 >>10360606 >>10360652 No confidence is just what every woman desires. Well done lads.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:28:30 2013 No.10363692

"At the very back of his mind, Anon knew that this was not the real Alice; that the being in front of him was an abomination created by the most cancerous of secondaries...
But he did not care. As a tear rolled down Anon's penis, he replied,

'I love you too.'"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:36:30 2013 No.10363717 >>10361261 Damn, I forgot that video exists and can't find it anymore.Mind giving me a link? I know I liked it, but can't remember why

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:38:45 2013 No.10363722

"Sorry, but my heart belongs to something else" he replied. Then almost instantly afterwards he proceeded to roll up his sleeves, take off his geta and start dancing like John Travolta did in the hit 1977 movie, "Saturday Night Fever". "This is my passion, the passion for the floor!" He said, the ground underneath him smoking with friction....Alice couldn't help but stare silently as a wild disco-ball youkai came and lit up her house, while Marisa burst through the door with boombox blasting "Disco Inferno" and joined the festivities. Such an amazing expperience only attracted other Youkai far and wide, Nitori turned up and put on a laser-light show, Mokou came because she thought she heard someone talking about her, and the oni bought booze! ...After the long long night, of drinking, epilepsy and disco they all celebrated by burning down Alice's house. "See you tomorrow Alice" they all said as the stumbled past her, disappearing into the thick trees of the forest.

Alice simply groaned, flipped through her grimoire for a second, rubbed her forehead in frustration and proceeded to curl up on the grassy floor, screaming into her clothes as if they were a pillow.

The end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:40:45 2013 No.10363727 File: 181 KB, 720x951, 1282034816360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10360928 Does this image make anyone else physically ill? Modern lolis are all sluts now. They have no sense of shame. It's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:42:05 2013 No.10363732 >>10363727 SHE HAS NO REAL IDEA AROUND THE CONCEPT OF MARRIAGE> GOD, MAYBE IT'S YOUR FUCKED UP PERCEPTION FORCING ADULT MANNERISMS ON YOUNG GIRLS, YOU SHITBAG. FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:42:05 2013 No.10363735 File: 154 KB, 228x476, honoka patronising look.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363727 you speak of shame and yet you post here?

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:43:20 2013 No.10363737
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>Alice's true feeling for anon
>"It's okay, there are plenty of doctors and lawyers already. You just keep playing with your cute little dick to drawings. It's not like you were doing anything else with your life anyway."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:45:10 2013 No.10363743 >>10363737 And then Anon punched Alice square in the face, hit her over the head with a shovel and pissed on her. "I'm in Gensokyo now moron, how the fuck else would you be talking to me?" Anon proceeded to escape with his amazing new Youkai powers.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:46:55 2013 No.10363747
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It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:47:10 2013 No.10363750 >>10363737 Insult me more!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:47:10 2013 No.10363749 File: 46 KB, 2000x953, 1352795072405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363727 shhh... no tears

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:47:33 2013 No.10363751
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Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:48:33 2013 No.10363754 >>10363743 >his >youkai powers You don't seem to understand how Touhou works.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:49:56 2013 No.10363758
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The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:50:11 2013 No.10363759
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As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:52:11 2013 No.10363761
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Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

I'm sorry, I can't get outside the screen.
I am a 2-dimensional girl.
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:53:27 2013 No.10363763 File: 269 KB, 567x737, 1208004314376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the end kill you are selves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 11:56:12 2013 No.10363768 >>10363763 Cool story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:19:00 2013 No.10363803 File: 200 KB, 492x341, 1354774430302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363754 I'm pretty sure there are canon male Youkai, dweeb. He said "Youkai Powers" not "Danmaku", hell, I don't even know if males could be capable of danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:21:45 2013 No.10363806 >>10363803 Anyone can do danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:57:39 2013 No.10363852 >>10363806 Even my dick! Better start grazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:59:24 2013 No.10363853 >I am a 2-dimensional girl. >No matter how strong my feelings, >I can't be touched by you! That's not what someone who experienced drugs+onahole+dakimakura at the same time would say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 13:55:58 2013 No.10363979 >>10363732 That would hold up if she wasn't fucking everyone in her class.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 13:59:58 2013 No.10363988 >>10363761 >>10363761 Can you write an alternative ending where she is happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 14:03:28 2013 No.10363999 >>10363988 dude it's ancient pasta, enjoy it as it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 14:03:58 2013 No.10364000 File: 22 KB, 350x348, 1333781343124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363761

>>	No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY Tue Jan 15 14:06:29 2013 No.10364004 Why would i want anything to do with a monster like you? Worst 2hu, and its fully the fandoms fault

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 14:09:43 2013 No.10364013 >>10364004 n-n-n-no u

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 15:55:13 2013 No.10364251 File: 344 KB, 539x1119, 1274196952809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363761

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:09:58 2013 No.10364299 File: 156 KB, 1100x743, ae2a9f5a1a5c4fb1b31d0d92159f002b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:14:13 2013 No.10365478 >>10363806 Well there you go, turns out >>10363754 made the stupid assumption that the cast being mostly females meant only they possessed powers and has now proven his own statement against himself. What a fool, I laugh at him for being such a fool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:17:58 2013 No.10365489 File: 85 KB, 690x690, BAiJRAlice1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, Alice. You're just too creepy. By the way, can you introduce me to Marisa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 17 00:44:13 2013 No.10369440 >>10365489 Why was Alice nailing voodoo dolls to a tree behind Reimu's shrine?

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