/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /jp/ let's have something that isn't just a 2hu dump for a while.

Who is the most powerful 2hu in the 2huverse?

I've always thought it was Yukari but I'm not really sure anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Really?
Really OP?
You try to make a touhou thread with some substance and the best question you can come up with is the most autisitic one that has already been beaten to death a thousand times?

Even though there are so many other things to speculate about in Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

your mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350744
Maybe he is trying to be ironic.

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>>10350744
>You try to make a touhou thread with some substance
It's extremely unlikely that he was trying to make a Touhou thread with any substance.

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>>10350744
>the best question you can come up with is the most autisitic one that has already been beaten to death a thousand times?
At least it's not "wch2huwldufck?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350749
That's right, this ones just a tiny bit better

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350739
Fuck your fan Yuyu!

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: crossboarders

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>>10350739
the only 2hu who reached phantasm stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350744
Alright well how about these

What is the width of the Sanzu river?

How big is Hakugyokurou's garden?

Is Utsuho still considered Satori's pet?

If Keine is the one who created the Hourai Elixer why has she not made another? Or is it more likely that she beat up Xu Fu after he found it and stole/drank it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350762
>If Keine is the one who created the Hourai Elixer why has she not made another? Or is it more likely that she beat up Xu Fu after he found it and stole/drank it?
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

Also, what Youkai would be considered the biggest thread to the Human Village?

In Imperishable Night Yuyuko makes comments that imply she ate both Wriggle and Mystia. Are they still considered alive in official canon?

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>>10350762
You seem to be new to /jp/ and touhou in general.
These questions are a bit better but still not very original and Keine didn't make the hourai elixer.
Maybe you should read up on some stuff abit and you'll find much more interesting aspects and maybe we can discuss the deep implications of these then.


Yes, that last sentence was being ironic

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350744
Powerlevel discussions have no substance

The only relevant powerlevel fact is that Reimu is the strongest.

Everything else is irrelevant, powers are often very vague in power and execution and they tend to contradict or overlap as well.

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>>10350739
Is that supposed to be the Gundam from 0083?

[Anonymous No.]

wch 2hu wd u get rekt by

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350773
>Over 2000 years ago, the first emperor Qin Shi Huangdi, having unified all the states of China, worried what would happen after his death, and so began searching for the secret to immortality. Every sage, scholar and wise man in China was consulted and set to the task of its discovery. One of his court magicians, a man named Xu Fu, told the Emperor of Peng Lai Island and its elixir of eternal youth. The Emperor gave him gifts of grain and virgins for the island's inhabitants and sent him on his way.

>Xu Fu finally did arrive at Pen Lai Island, or so he thought; it is now believed he actually accidentally discovered Japan, landing somewhere on Kyuushuu. Not knowing where he actuall was, Xu Fu continued his search for the elixir of immortality there. According to legend, he never gave up on his mission, eventually seeking out the highest mountain in Japan, Mount Fuji. It is even said that the name "Fuji" comes from his declaration that here, surely was the source of immortality (Fushi).

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>>10350787
>Reimu is the strongest.
Well fuck you

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>>10350786
Well alright what questions would YOU ask?

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>>10350762
>Is Utsuho still considered Satori's pet?

Of course. Why wouldn't she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350810
All facts are available for you to look up.

The only questions worth asking are about opinions, like which Touhou one would fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350786
How about favourite doujin Circles? Would that still be too basic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350810
Wanna discuss the psychological implications of ZUN making a game with girls only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350818
How about which Touhou you WOULDN'T fuck and reasons why?

[Anonymous No.]

how about one of you nerds actually answer the question instead of going way off topic?

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>>10350827
All of them, touhous aren't for fucking.
It's ironic that serieses with the only appeal of fanservice like that new DS game with the ninja girls have so few porn while games like touhou where there is no hint of sexuality gets so much.
Truly humans are terrible machines of corruption

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>>10350829
The only answer is that Reimu beats everyone in the games' canon.

Any further discussing is pointless as, again, powers are defined very vaguely.

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>>10350824
If you'd like. I'd say that it's merely because of the environment in Japland. Most animus have all female casts and it's just what's popular so why rock the boat? Or maybe he enjoys playing out his hat-fetishes?

Perhaps he's a failed fashion designer? That could explain the ridiculous clothing...or its just 'cause he's Jap. Japs love that shit.

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>>10350832

You'd fuck a Touhou. You're saying this now because you want to convince yourself that you're 'pure' and 'clean', but if there was a Touhou that wanted to fuck you, you would fuck the Touhou. I promise.

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>>10350832
Corrupting the pure is one of the most basic human functions.

Which is why a nun is sexier than a stripper.

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>>10350837
Maybe he just wishes to be a little girl like the rest of us.
Who of us didn't want to make a game or book about their escapist fantasy world when we were little?
ZUN made his dreams come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350845
And good for him. He's living the dream. I for one would like to see a modern version of the PC98 games. There's some characters in there I'd like to see expanded on

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350847
I often masturbate to pictures of touhous and feel terrible afterwards to the point where I wanna die, but no.
If a touhou would want to fuck I'd refuse.
Masturbating and sex are entirely different things and if I'd want to fuck a girl I'd go out and do so

[Anonymous No.]

vegeta is the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350856

>If a touhou would want to fuck I'd refuse.

Bet you my hat you wouldn't. MY HAT.

[Anonymous No.]

Tohos are for hugging and kissing please don't talk obscene things about them.

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>>10350864
I can't have intercourse with someone I don't love

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350870
Why is everybody saging?

Or does sage not work on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350874

ＦＵＣＫ　ＯＵＴ　ｍｏｒｏｎ　ｌｅａｖｉｎｇ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350878
いや, 君

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[Anonymous No.]

I'd prefer to have a "2hu dump" than retarded power level discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we traverse the border, /jp/?

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>>10350894
you're just jealous that i know more about touhou than you, stupid secondary

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350902
Except powerlevel threads are what stupid secondaries do

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>>10350906
There's lots of questions that have been posted that you could discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350902
>stupid secondary

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>>10350902
Oh, le irony.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it /jp/ stop being fags.

You guys suck yet you're still not as bad as /a/. Completely boggles the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350920
Stop making shitty posts and we are nice

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>>10350901
Offline mass suicide pacts in order to get the attention of Shikieki

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>>10350923
I didn't think it'd be that noticeable next to all the other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

wch 2hu wd u unironically shitpoast wth

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>>10350924
How mass? Everyone on /jp/? When should we book the meet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350920
ｇｏ　ｏｕｔ　ｏｆ　／ｊｐ／

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>>10350931
All of them of course.

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>>10350932
Holy shit that's a small banana.
Or a huge Medicine

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>>10350845
>when we were little?
I still want to. One day I will.
>>10350844
Both of them are disgusting, especially your pic, would you be as kind as to delete it? It doesn't really serve a purpose to illustrate your example.
I never understood the fetish for nuns.
Sex shouldn't be something brutal like rape, it should be only used as "making love" with the one you do.
Otherwise it's just masturbation with a living onahole, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350934
斜めの目をあなたをファック

[Anonymous No.]

Does Alice fucks her dolls?

Is she an M or an S?

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>>10350932
A thread's worth of people so maybe at least ten.
It also has to be on a special day or else we won't have optimum chances of gaining favor so maybe new years.

I also have a sudden craving for bananas, I'm going to enjoy one right now.

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>>10350937
>I never understood the fetish for nuns.

There's nothing to understand. It's just your basic uniform fetish. Like schoolgirls, nurses, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350944
Good for you

[Anonymous No.]

How many bathrooms does SDM have?

[Anonymous No.]

Who brews the sake in Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350950
I like to dip my bananas in condensed milk, does anyone else do this?

[Anonymous No.]

Would the Lunarian Special Forces be interested in Nitori's stealth suit?

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>>10350966
Why does the Lunar defense force wear these bunny ears?
They are supposed to be for camouflage, but that would mean that there are real bunnies on the moon.
How was the moonwar fought?
There are areas on the moon with an atmosphere where you can breathe and stuff, but didn't the humans land on the bright side of the moon where this isn't the case?
How did the moonwar between the moon and gensokyo led by Yukari look like?

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>>10350959
Check out that old ass TI 74.

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>>10350972
>Why does the Lunar defense force wear these bunny ears?
Communication receivers?

>They are supposed to be for camouflage, but that would mean that there are real bunnies on the moon.

Perhaps they can be folded back to blend in with the lunar landscape?

>There are areas on the moon with an atmosphere where you can breathe and stuff, but didn't the humans land on the bright side of the moon where this isn't the case?

Perhaps the Lunarians live beneath the surface? That's the only explanation I can think of. An underground city. Because there's no way that their existence wouldn't have been noticed by Earth. It would also explain the breathable atmosphere.

>How did the moonwar between the moon and gensokyo led by Yukari look like?

Fucking awesome.

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>>10350973
>red DEL AC buttons
>TI
I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350973

Looks like a Casio fx-83WA to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10350983
I think they actually live on the dark side of the moon

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>>10350835
Does SSiB count as canon, despite not being a game? Because reimu is defeated in said tale

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>>10354452
It is canon; it's written by ZUN. Canonically, the moon bitches are the most powerful Touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu's swords are said to be forged by youkai, if that's the case, who made them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10354519
Youkai.

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>>10354519
Tengu maybe? Momiji has to get her swords from somewhere.

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>>10354519
I'd like to say that Roukanken was made by someone in the Saigyouji family since Hakurouken is a Konpaku heirloom, that's presumably been made by a Konpaku family member and it's just some sort of balance thing.

Saigyou Ayakashi made both. hueuheuhuehueuhuehe