Have you confessed to mommy yet, /jp/?

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Anonymous Sat Jan 5 14:53:12 2013 No.10320654 [Reply] [Original]

Have you confessed to mommy yet, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 14:59:17 2013 No.10320678 File: 144 KB, 1000x775, 1321501725799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy will always love you no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:03:19 2013 No.10320690 File: 355 KB, 715x1000, 1279336623594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Akiko is the best mommy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:07:06 2013 No.10320705 >>10320690 truMommy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:14:57 2013 No.10320724 File: 134 KB, 550x480, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10320705 ara ara anon~ you're getting this old lady worked up~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:14:57 2013 No.10320725 the feeling you get when realizing you will never be a loving mommy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:31:14 2013 No.10320778 File: 518 KB, 1027x1165, 1348716738885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yes i confessed to Ran

>>	Tom Sat Jan 5 15:37:48 2013 No.10320813 File: 76 KB, 424x600, Kaku.Seiga.600.1065209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my evil step-mommy would probably hit me. no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:42:36 2013 No.10320834 File: 275 KB, 572x800, b5c1963b6970ce82a272ddd74cc9bc7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10320813 Ara~ Why would you say a thing like that sweetie? Come a bit closer, mommy wants to play with her new son...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:45:37 2013 No.10320841 >>10320834 I wouldn't mind if Seiga used me for her entertainment

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:45:37 2013 No.10320842 >>10320834 >>10320813 what k-drama is this girl from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:47:39 2013 No.10320851 File: 188 KB, 575x1000, 00baaf52b23d101dc7c9f8c0bbf8eee8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10320842 Oppa Reibyou Style.

>>	Tom Sat Jan 5 15:56:47 2013 No.10320882 >>10320834 shut up! you're not my real mom! you don't know me! my dad cheated on her for a hag like you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:57:18 2013 No.10320883 >>10320842 Taste of eastern love

>>	Tom Sat Jan 5 15:57:33 2013 No.10320886 File: 243 KB, 556x700, 1354461390551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10320882

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 15:58:05 2013 No.10320892 I have a mom fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 17:32:22 2013 No.10321255 File: 196 KB, 480x640, 3ccdf7a0c6cfd7d93ef4d7e10f168c05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10320778 good choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 18:22:39 2013 No.10321615 File: 122 KB, 850x850, 1355854753505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10/10 Would lick her soles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 19:04:37 2013 No.10321847 File: 299 KB, 768x1024, suwako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best mommy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:21:30 2013 No.10322116 Does anyone else get hypnotized by the scent of their mom? It can't be a perfume, since she smells like that always. Its a dick tingling scent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:30:51 2013 No.10322149 >>10322116 I smelled her panties once. The smell was so lewd that it was like if my brain was being masturbated from the inside out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:33:51 2013 No.10322163 >>10322149 What did it smell like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:34:53 2013 No.10322166 >>10321847 Canon non-virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:37:24 2013 No.10322180 >>10322163 pls respond

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:38:29 2013 No.10322186 >>10322149 >once Only once? I frequently masturbate with her underwear in the laundry basket. I like licking the inside of her bras and rubbing the soft silky panties on my penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:38:29 2013 No.10322187 >>10322180 >>10322163 Maybe it smelled like poop. I don't understand how people like that smell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:39:29 2013 No.10322195 >>10322186 >>10322116 >>10322149 Are your mothers hot? Or are they old-looking hags? Please respond it's important

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:41:12 2013 No.10322209 /jp/'s mom probably sneaks into his room and smells his onaholes

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:43:43 2013 No.10322213

So any one tried the accidental kiss method? When she tries to kiss your cheek you turn "accidentally" and kiss her lips. I only pulled out twice.

>>10322163
It's hard to describe. it was salty and musky but not unpleasant. It was sweet too, mixed with her perfume.
But the smell isn't really important. What really matters is that your brain realizes what you're doing and it feels like cocaine.

>>10322195
She is very sexy when naked but she dresses very conservative.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:44:15 2013 No.10322223 >>10322221 By curvy I don't mean fat. Fuck fat people.

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:44:44 2013 No.10322221

>>10322195
Frequent masturbator here, she is pretty sexy and curvy.

>>10322209
She stole my old semen rag and never said anything, so I like to masturbate with that fantasy in mind. When she vacuums in her underwear she bends over a lot too, I have no idea what she is picking up though.

>>10322213
I want to try that kiss method, but for the last three years I've already set into my personality that I dislike touching or hugging her. I did it at first to deny these urges but now I don't care anymore. But if I do it, then it would look too obvious since that isn't in my character to be touchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:45:15 2013 No.10322225 File: 149 KB, 625x1000, 1324130042339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10322213 >very sexy when naked but she dresses very conservative The best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:46:15 2013 No.10322234 >>10322209 Your mind is too lewd anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:49:33 2013 No.10322244 >>10322186 I like to crossdress with her clothes and lingerie. I have this fantasy where she finds out and then she lovingly feminizes me into her daughter. Then we move out and have sex everyday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:49:33 2013 No.10322248 >>10322209 My onahole doesn't smell, and my room is constantly locked whether I'm in it or not. There's only one key to the door.

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:58:39 2013 No.10322287

Lately I can only get off to the idea of being a horny mom.
I have detailed fantasies where I corrupt little kids, specially my imaginary son. I temp and tease him daily until one day I find him masturbating to my panties. Then I begin my assault. I embrace him and let him suck on my breasts, I pet him and tell him how cute he is. Then slowly I start to stroke my child's cock and he would innocently shake his hips. When my son cums I would kiss him to make sure he will always associate orgasm with me.
Then I would lick clean the mess he made. Now the fun begins. I lay on the bed and lock him with my legs (I had a urge urge to ride him but then I found it's dangerous for little boys). I spread my pussy and let him slowly enter into me. He clumsy humps me and while sucking on my breasts, his face is too cute! I caress him and let him remember than mommy will always be there for him.
Suddenly, he is about to cum, I lock him ever harder to make sure he cum inside me. My sweetheart lets out cute little moans and hug him never wanting to let him go.

Later, I would get ride off his room and he would always sleep with me. From morning to night I would always have sex with him, making him addicted to my body. Eventually he would impregnate me with twins, a girl and a boy. Then the happiness starts all over again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 20:59:09 2013 No.10322294 >>10322195 She looks like this, but a bit thicker. http://images.4chan.org/s/src/1356897322122.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:05:15 2013 No.10322317 File: 235 KB, 1600x1200, 1322932862844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10322287 That's incredibly hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:19:53 2013 No.10322376 I'm saving my virginity for mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:28:14 2013 No.10322418 >>10322287 >Eventually he would impregnate me with twins, a girl and a boy. Then the happiness starts all over again. Won't they end up as disgusting inbred monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:30:32 2013 No.10322424 >>10322418 no, that is only for multiple generations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:36:19 2013 No.10322452 Do all of you would-be mother fuckers live only with your moms or do you have a father too? I couldn't possible lust over my mother if my father was around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:38:22 2013 No.10322463 >>10322452 I want to kill him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:39:22 2013 No.10322474 >>10322452 My father is a bothersome pest. I will get rid off him, make it look like an accident and then approach my mom when she is emotionally vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:40:22 2013 No.10322481 >>10322452 He should hurry up and die so I we can get his money

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:42:24 2013 No.10322491 >>10322452 I grew up with a single mom, now I have a douchebag stepdad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:42:24 2013 No.10322492 File: 125 KB, 1280x720, 1349579921991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10322463 >>10322474 >>10322481 I'm noticing a pattern here. Can /jp/ unravel this mystery?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:45:24 2013 No.10322503 >>10322452 Gonna report in and say I grew up liking my Father more than my Mother. Sorry pals, she was a meany face and unattractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:46:56 2013 No.10322516 File: 64 KB, 550x600, 4f714f245ed0c328c927899cc61c5f9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the strongest mommy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:47:12 2013 No.10322519 File: 10 KB, 200x284, freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a goldmine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:47:12 2013 No.10322521 >>10322503 I grew up liking my mother and hating my father, but now its reversed My Mom was hot when she was young, but I can only fap to my half-sister and cousins, not her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:53:47 2013 No.10322539 File: 796 KB, 850x610, 1335407185940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care if its MY mom or not, I just want to return to the womb.

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 21:59:32 2013 No.10322559

>>10322539
>I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me. After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

>Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

>Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

>New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

>After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 22:01:47 2013 No.10322572 >>10322559 I came.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 22:44:32 2013 No.10322767 File: 1.30 MB, 1920x4299, 1350785880776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing can beat the charm of an older woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:15:17 2013 No.10322898 I should prolly call my mum some of these days

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:59:17 2013 No.10323074 >>10322767 Its dangerous, they just want to desperately get pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:02:17 2013 No.10323086 >>10322166 So, you like mothers, but only if they're virgins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:16:02 2013 No.10323137 >>10322559 Amazing.

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 01:23:27 2013 No.10323372

>>10322452
I love my dad and appreciate all he does for me (financial things, etc.), but it's so much easier to talk to and hang out with my mom. My dad is actually quite moody, and when he's in a bad mood it's really awkward. My mom, on the other hand, is talkative and cheerful and pretty. She doesn't have the best figure, but it's cute and endearing how hard she works to try to get into shape.

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 01:27:02 2013 No.10323383

>>10323372
You should help your mom get into shape. I can't possibly see that idea going wrong. You get to see your mom in tight fitting work out clothes, and she can feel her vagina tingle when she sees you getting sweaty and lifting weights.
Guaranteed to work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 02:21:49 2013 No.10323605 >>10323086 I'm laughing so hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 02:27:28 2013 No.10323637 >>10323605 I just thought this thread of all threads wouldn't have that kind of talk in it.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 10:25:13 2013 No.10325219 >>10323383 Thanks for the mental image now I have a boner

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 17:55:28 2013 No.10326755
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I had a dream last night that I got to cuddle and have sex with maza (a fictional one), it was amazing. However it was interrupted by somebody in the dream so we had to stop, but maza cleaned the cum off my penis with a soft cleansing wipe and it felt nice.

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:02:13 2013 No.10326788

Since you guys are my brothers in arms,Do you know if any good healthy (milf,plump body, also with futa is good too) donjinshi or mangas came out for c83? I have this website
http://www.anime-sharing.com/forum/hentai-doujinshi-34/japanese-c83-doujinshi-thread-101803/
but i don't see anything really good. Is there a better website for c83? are things still being uploaded? Like where is all the healthy and sexy donjinshis ? All i see is kinda plain stuff besides a few.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:10:58 2013 No.10326856 File: 218 KB, 550x710, 6a00f4664c7124caa31c97976a0ad3b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10326755 why can't i have dreams like that too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:17:28 2013 No.10326906 >>10323637 I guess his options are limited to Mary and certain Komodo dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:23:58 2013 No.10326954 File: 350 KB, 640x901, 1338187418463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10326788 Anybody?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:34:28 2013 No.10327009 >>10326755 Cockblocked in your dreams? God damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:34:58 2013 No.10327011 File: 212 KB, 900x1200, 1356527348954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10323074 But that's my fetish!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 18:42:58 2013 No.10327044 >>10326954 Azusa could call most posters here "oniichan"

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 19:41:59 2013 No.10327361
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So like, I have been posting in these for a good while now and I realized something. I find motherly traits attractive but only when they're being exhibited on kids. Like when I imagine a touhou being motherly to our child, it gets me hard. I don't necessarily want to be the child, but my instincts go wild and I want to fuck the mother until she can barely walk.

I find those gentle, kind moments very hot. I'm also into hand-holding, leg-locking and all that shit, it has to somehow be related, which is funny because I have no desire to start a family in real life.

Does that have anything to do with Mazacon? What is it? Sorry for the blog shit, but I thought you guys might have some ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 19:52:28 2013 No.10327412 File: 736 KB, 913x3750, a048d880d2c4c326090376a5f983902c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10320654 She's more of a dad, though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 20:53:29 2013 No.10327486 >>10327361 yeah it sounds like a case of just wanting a healthy wife and kids, a loving family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 20:58:14 2013 No.10327500 I want to have sex with a mother figure, but not my actual mom because she's gross. /jp/ is clearly messed up because they didn't have a strong father figure.

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 21:00:14 2013 No.10327516
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>>10327361
I'm the same way.
A women acting motherly and caring gets me as hard as a rock too. As odd as it sounds, a women reading our kids a bedtime story or making them lunch in the morning would get me aroused and I would love nothing more than to give them a good dicking afterwards.

However, I would very much like to start a family in real life. Some day...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 01:30:15 2013 No.10328753 In addition to doujinshi or CGs, there are good mazacon doujin voices. Try some pieces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 01:33:01 2013 No.10328773 >>10327412 translate it weaboos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 01:38:30 2013 No.10328798 >>10328753 anything particular? I don't really want to wade through all those ero voice posts on the archive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 01:46:45 2013 No.10328827 >>10327500 Your mom just isn't hot Mine is

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 01:57:15 2013 No.10328877

>>10328827
My mother isn't half bad, but she doesn't have that attitude to match it. If it's not the whole package it's NG for me.

>>10328753
I'm also curious, I've indulged in plenty of nee-san type ones but haven't found many maza specific ones that were good.

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Anonymous Mon Jan 7 02:37:30 2013 No.10329079

>>10328798
>>10328877
Umm.. These are ones that I like. Of course, there are more mazas.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ105299.html
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ094823.html
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ085738.html
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ080242.html
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ050199.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 02:40:01 2013 No.10329093 File: 181 KB, 622x830, easy virtue woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] love my mommy <3 It's hard to grow without a father though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 02:40:16 2013 No.10329089 >>10329079 Are they all just trials?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 02:58:31 2013 No.10329173 >>10329089 I think you can ..uh.. find them somewhere on the internet.

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 03:00:46 2013 No.10329178

>>10329079
Thanks bro. Definitely trying one out right now. Which one do you recommend first?

I think I might settle for the one by ネイティファス, never heard anything by them. Or flip a coin and try between that one and おらんじゅぱん's.

I've listened to other works by ajaib suara before and although their actual audio quality is horrendous due to the bitrate they compress it to, some of them are okay in content.

My favorite voice is probably Masaki Phan (look for みじんこ), but she hasn't done anything maza, from what I've seen. She does good nee-san though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 03:03:16 2013 No.10329185 I wish I had a likeable mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 03:19:01 2013 No.10329252 >>10329178 ネイティファス's piece is very evil step-mother thing, so it can be unsuitable for you. おらんじゅぱん's one is a sweet real mother. Accidentally, both of them are by VA 伊東もえ (Itou Moe). She does many types of pretty good mazas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 03:35:46 2013 No.10329296 You gays are messed up.

Anonymous Mon Jan 7 03:45:31 2013 No.10329318
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>>10329296

Yeah, but not for reasons found in this thread. I can't speak for the others though.

But you have to appreciate the fact that modern day Oedipuses exist >>10322492 I mean come on, that's great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 17:26:06 2013 No.10331789 File: 452 KB, 700x1033, bdda7099bf63359b8638bfc23fc89a98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a mommy thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 17:27:06 2013 No.10331800 File: 406 KB, 948x1449, 031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lewd mommy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 17:29:51 2013 No.10331814 >>10331800 what's mommy doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 17:30:51 2013 No.10331819 >>10331814 fantasizing about getting raped don't worry, all women do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 20:18:52 2013 No.10332494 >>10331800 Sexually frustrated mommies are the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 23:42:09 2013 No.10333369 File: 360 KB, 885x744, 32581367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] year of the maza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 10:55:26 2013 No.10335354 >>10325014 Patchy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:08:41 2013 No.10335369 To the anon who was talking about motherly smells, yes it is real I think it's some kind of pheromone thing. My grandmother has the same smell as my mom.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:31:11 2013 No.10335414 >>10331789 stoned mommy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:33:11 2013 No.10335422 >>10320834 Those are some pretty rude tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:37:41 2013 No.10335432 >>10335369 Would you fuck your grandmother? That’s gross dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:38:41 2013 No.10335434 >>10328773 otouto please. Reverse search it to danbooru. It has translation there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:42:56 2013 No.10335443 File: 239 KB, 1146x1618, 20772281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy's fertile ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:51:56 2013 No.10335455 >>10335432 No I wouldn't fuck my grandmother, just my mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:52:56 2013 No.10335457 >>10335443 I love it when the mom is hotter than the daughter. It's also hot when the daughter gets jealous, or the son becomes embarrassed because everyone wants to fuck his mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:53:56 2013 No.10335459 File: 545 KB, 1278x1182, 1355111076133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mother still acts like a teenage girl. Pretty annoying. People often say that she looks more like my big sister than a mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:54:11 2013 No.10335460 File: 44 KB, 480x360, boardwalk-blogSpan[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why isn't she my mother ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:55:11 2013 No.10335463 >>10331789 mommy can hardly keep her eyes open from all the work. Where is the father?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:58:11 2013 No.10335467 >>10322116 my mom smells like alcohol most of the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 11:59:41 2013 No.10335470 itt: faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:17:42 2013 No.10335498 File: 693 KB, 900x1200, 11016416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335470 Actually just a faggot and it's you. Homo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:21:56 2013 No.10335509 >>10335470 What's gay about loving the perfect form of woman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:27:41 2013 No.10335520 >>10335509 The point of loving a woman is that you love a woman. Loving ideas and forms is autism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:40:41 2013 No.10335551 >>10335520 you calling Plato an autist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:42:41 2013 No.10335556 >>10322491 I know that feeling all too well fellow /jp/er.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:46:41 2013 No.10335565 >>10335551 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:48:11 2013 No.10335570 File: 16 KB, 220x330, Plato_Silanion_Musei_Capitolini_MC1377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335565 Does he LOOK autistic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:49:26 2013 No.10335574 >>10335570 Socrates was the result of Plato's autism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 12:53:11 2013 No.10335578 >>10335498 I want to smell her lewd anus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 13:20:26 2013 No.10335613 File: 199 KB, 1024x1024, 1352959315064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335459 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:13:26 2013 No.10335714 >>10335459 Me too. It gives me a boner every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:28:56 2013 No.10335729 >>10335459 My mother acts like a child.

Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:42:56 2013 No.10335754

>>10335729
Does this make you want to cum inside her?

Do you want to fuck your mummy until you both cum together? Do you want to feel her arms and legs wrap around you and draw you deeper inside her, as her body convulses in orgasmic pleasure? Do you want to yell "I love you, mommy" as you pump load after load inside her tummy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:43:41 2013 No.10335755 >>10335754 >Do you want to yell "I love you, mommy" No that would be gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:47:26 2013 No.10335766 >>10335755 What

Anonymous Tue Jan 8 14:49:11 2013 No.10335769

>>10335755
If you don't tell your mummy that you love while while you are fucking her, you might as well be fucking some stranger.

I mean, she is your mommy. You were inside her at one point, and now you are inside her again. This is a special occasion, and you should treat it as such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 15:36:56 2013 No.10335885 File: 41 KB, 357x297, 1352958908715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335457 THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 15:41:56 2013 No.10335894 File: 419 KB, 892x1000, 1342111915433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335457 "My my, you're the boy who has been courting my daughter? She's told me all about you. I've been looking forward to meeting you." This needs to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 15:51:11 2013 No.10335916 File: 16 KB, 249x279, 1301248014116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335894

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:25:41 2013 No.10336054 File: 267 KB, 539x750, cd92b8dc9720e56ea2c24ac03a6feb1e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I came.

Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:38:41 2013 No.10336081
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>>10335916
Sanae's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Sanae, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Sanae's mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:41:26 2013 No.10336084 File: 517 KB, 800x1000, 1324043521020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:42:56 2013 No.10336086 File: 1010 KB, 1500x1061, 1344571660087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:42:56 2013 No.10336087 >>10336084 Can I have some of mommy's beer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:43:11 2013 No.10336088 File: 230 KB, 824x1000, 1347400037779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335916 I'm pretty sure Sanae would have no trouble replacing me. She'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:48:11 2013 No.10336094 File: 83 KB, 571x800, 9f24b971288497e3f79d72e897cade2a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to give mommy a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:50:27 2013 No.10336098 >>10336094 Stop it, boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 16:51:26 2013 No.10336100 File: 507 KB, 706x1000, 1316995983521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10336087 Do you want to get intoxicated with her? Who knows what you guys might do if you get drunk together!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 17:37:12 2013 No.10336211 >>10336100 I do! I don't know what may or may not happen, but I'm sure it will be fun!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:35:56 2013 No.10336489 Bumping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:43:41 2013 No.10336513 >>10335754 Yes, this exactly. Pressing our warm bodies together and feeling her softness while we kiss. I wonder if my mom feels the same way about me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:47:56 2013 No.10336524 File: 385 KB, 671x949, 1338120187709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my favorite mother h-manga http://exhentai.org/g/114530/5270072ee3/ She got that mature charm on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:51:26 2013 No.10336540 File: 164 KB, 640x640, 1337261730691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you feel if a girl stole your mom away from you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 18:52:26 2013 No.10336543 >>10335754 Yes. There is nothing I want to do more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 19:02:56 2013 No.10336588 >>10336524 Very excellent, thank you! Wish it had impregnation though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 19:02:56 2013 No.10336589 File: 154 KB, 600x780, 1353637316665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335754 There is nothing more erotic than the idea of impregnating my own mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 19:06:56 2013 No.10336603 >>10335754 My mother doesn't love me; she hates me. She would never do this with me. It will always be me longing and her just being an everyday mom, never knowing how I feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 19:22:56 2013 No.10336653 >>10336603 That is very sad to hear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 19:42:26 2013 No.10336730 File: 500 KB, 1500x1200, 5bb1fa3b52772c9a5403d0909d4f1b9f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10336603 Yeah man, you aren't the only one. But there's always Mama Ran.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:00:56 2013 No.10336936 File: 239 KB, 1428x1000, 15961301_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:02:11 2013 No.10336949 >>10336936 Those areolas are sexy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:11:41 2013 No.10336996 >>10336949 I too enjoy large, suckable nipples. With lots of mommy milk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:12:11 2013 No.10337002 File: 274 KB, 1200x1200, 4aedc268dddbde85b3d393bdbcdfb530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10336949 >>10336996 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:25:50 2013 No.10337088 File: 611 KB, 1000x1000, 1355266994723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sleeping with mommy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:32:35 2013 No.10337131 File: 311 KB, 567x645, 1355774205059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop trying to make me fuck my mom /jp/. This is messing with my brain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:35:05 2013 No.10337146 File: 137 KB, 600x800, 1351409906755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10337131 Nazrin is a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:37:20 2013 No.10337151 >>10337131 It's okay. Most of the people posting here have ugly or mean mothers, and would rather fuck mommy kanako-sama or mama ran.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:37:35 2013 No.10337155 >>10337131 It's a natural and healthy desire, anon.

Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:38:05 2013 No.10337165
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Kanako is a god. Does that mean she could turn you back into a little boy? You could live at Moriya Shrine. Sanae would fawn over you, Suwako would play with you, and you'd take baths and go to sleep with Kanako every night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:38:20 2013 No.10337160 >>10337146 I think she'd be a good mom. But I say that about every touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:39:05 2013 No.10337176 >>10337165 But then Sanae would be my (much) older sister. How can I date her then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:40:05 2013 No.10337182 >>10337165 Stop. You're making me cry because this will never be real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:41:05 2013 No.10337184 >>10337165 I'm fine with my age, I just want to be mothered by a beautiful and caring woman like Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:43:20 2013 No.10337198 >>10337176 Would you really rather date than be a little boy who gets fawned over by three beautiful women?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:45:05 2013 No.10337212 File: 428 KB, 821x1065, 45feb4768300be3ac3b42d02f2520e52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10337088

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:45:20 2013 No.10337206 >>10337198 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:53:35 2013 No.10337254 File: 66 KB, 540x726, 1355014980978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10322287 /v/ here, I gotta cap this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:54:05 2013 No.10337262 File: 498 KB, 1108x782, jp mazacon meetup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:56:20 2013 No.10337270 File: 164 KB, 600x853, 1323351571715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10337212 You wouldn't grope your mother as she slept, would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:59:35 2013 No.10337278 File: 707 KB, 1129x1600, Yuuka_Poisoning_011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10337270

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 21:59:50 2013 No.10337279 >>10337270 I would love to. Sometimes I think about getting her drunk so I can grope her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:07:05 2013 No.10337315 File: 192 KB, 750x1000, 3356bbd313216d75c4b8f0719674a896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:18:35 2013 No.10337353 >>10337278 Thought this was Kanako at first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:28:35 2013 No.10337412 >>10336094 You really should chew your eel better, mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:31:50 2013 No.10337434 >>10337412 To think that she can keep such a long thick thing in her mouth without gagging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:32:35 2013 No.10337439 >>10337412 I think she prefers to devour whole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 22:36:21 2013 No.10337464 >>10337353 Same here. Was sorely disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:10:36 2013 No.10338232 File: 334 KB, 500x667, 2d34abd9912b34e0a67a9357ead257bf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10337315 I will never be raped by a sexy, seductive stepmother. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:18:36 2013 No.10338272 >>10336054 chubby mommy reimu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:18:36 2013 No.10338273 >>10338232 Crazy hairstyle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:20:06 2013 No.10338284 >>10338232 Cute image dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:42:37 2013 No.10338346 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1200, 19772510_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:44:23 2013 No.10338350 >>10338346 Thanks, mom!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 01:44:37 2013 No.10338351 >>10338346 Mama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 02:02:36 2013 No.10338434 >>10338346 why did she poo on my rice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 02:03:07 2013 No.10338439 >>10322767 nipples too small captcha: value dwomen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 02:50:07 2013 No.10338587 >>10338434 It's curry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 05:21:37 2013 No.10338993 I WANT TO FUCK AN MILF I REALLY REALLY REALYL WANT TO FUCK AN MILF FUCK SEX WITH AN MILF FUCK AT THIS POINT I MAY HAVE TO RAPE ONE TO GET MY FUCK SEX SEX SEX

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 05:23:37 2013 No.10338996 >>10338993 Go find a Christmas cake in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 05:24:07 2013 No.10338997 >>10338993 we got a psycho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 05:30:22 2013 No.10339002 >>10338993 Sex is nothing but a pleasant flavor of sport, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 05:31:22 2013 No.10339004 A few months ago I saw an older lady in a long skirt at the grocery store. The skirt combined with the body of an older woman made her utterly captivating. I'm getting an erection just thinking about her wide hips and large breasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 06:02:07 2013 No.10339033 >>10337184 I know that feel nigga. My mom is beautiful and caring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 06:07:37 2013 No.10339041 >>10338993 hit up craigslist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 06:41:22 2013 No.10339129 >>10339041 I don't want craigslist, I don't want some random lady. I want my own mom!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 07:28:08 2013 No.10339227 Bumping for healthy mother love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 11:23:21 2013 No.10339692 >>10339227 no need to bump this soon, this isn't /v/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 12:53:54 2013 No.10339852 What's your favourite mother combination? Mother x Son? Mother x Daughter? Other?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:27:27 2013 No.10339930 Do you guys really want to fuck your mom or are you pretending?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:33:41 2013 No.10339951 >>10339930 I know I want to fugg yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:42:41 2013 No.10339971 >>10339930 Does that make a difference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:43:56 2013 No.10339972 >>10339971 It's important for me to know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:45:26 2013 No.10339980 >>10339972 Well yes, I do. What now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 13:46:41 2013 No.10339982 >>10339980 Now I know. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:37:24 2013 No.10340129 File: 175 KB, 1000x1000, 19606756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10339852 Mom x Son

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 14:43:54 2013 No.10340159 >>10320654 But my mom isn't japanese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:58:54 2013 No.10340412 File: 46 KB, 480x640, mother's_day_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 15:59:54 2013 No.10340415 >>10340129 Too lewd!

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:11:09 2013 No.10340441
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>>10340412

More?

There's something about that body shape that's just perfect. Those soft shapely hips, the big, heavy hanging breasts. It would be the softest feeling in the world to feel her body against yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:25:24 2013 No.10340491 File: 47 KB, 1280x720, 1349342332345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why doesnt Chihaya ever display this kind of enthusiasm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_xFSL5H1o

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:34:09 2013 No.10340522 >>10340491 she's a psychopath bitch whore, i'm telling ya that's why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 16:49:28 2013 No.10340584 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1500, 1347390736857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my, that was the wrong thread. How embarrassing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:45:09 2013 No.10340827 >>10336540 Very, very aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:45:21 2013 No.10340821 >>10336524 I came! http://i.imgur.com/HscCw.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 17:46:09 2013 No.10340834 >>10336540 want to join

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:16:09 2013 No.10340955 File: 766 KB, 800x1000, b1107c21c512a47f40a2b794415813e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you tried to seduce your mommy lately? She isn't going to be fertile forever!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:20:24 2013 No.10340972 >>10340955 I want her to seduce me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:28:24 2013 No.10341010 >>10340955 I need help. What are some good ways to seduce her, or check if she is interested in me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:44:09 2013 No.10341088 File: 10 KB, 924x113, best for mom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10341010

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 18:46:40 2013 No.10341100 >>10341010 Get caught masturbating.

Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:03:24 2013 No.10341187
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>>10341010
-"Sleep" semi naked on the couch, wait for her reaction

-Hide the towels in your bathroom so that she asks you for one

-Try watching "random" movies with her, like Murmur of the Hear, Spanking the Monke, Bad Boy Bubby or Luna

-Leave some incest erotica open in your computer

-Ask her for advice with women, subtly start doing what she said some time later

-Get drunk with her

-When she tries to kiss your cheek, accidentally turn your face and meet her lips

-Offer her massages when she is tired (this one could be supper effective)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:14:39 2013 No.10341254 >>10341187 This is all really good advice, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 19:26:31 2013 No.10341293 >>10341187 Please don't encourage my friends to do drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 22:54:32 2013 No.10341859 >>10341293 Making love to mommy is a drug worth getting hooked on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 23:05:02 2013 No.10341890 I've caught myself moaning "mom" when masturbating. I start whispering it, then get a bit louder and louder. To see how far I can go without her noticing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 23:06:47 2013 No.10341895 Is it bad that i want to -be- the mommy /jp/ ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 9 23:16:17 2013 No.10341930 >>10341895 You can be my mommy. Are you a soft girl with really wide hips?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:54:06 2013 No.10342717 >>10341930 I-I'm not very soft, but I do have a nice bum and thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:55:06 2013 No.10342721 >>10342717 Well then get softer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 03:56:06 2013 No.10342726 >>10342721 I'll try, just so I can be someone's mommy.

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 04:23:37 2013 No.10342783

Sadly, I know what kind of man my mom is sexually interested in, and it is quit definitively not me.
I say "sadly", but I mean "tragically", in the worst possible way.
I sometimes think about it and shed a single tear at the notion that I will never, ever know the joys of wondering whether I just impregnated my mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 05:26:49 2013 No.10342925 These threads are amazing until you start talking about your own mothers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 06:08:20 2013 No.10343062 >>10342717 that's ok though, I love doing intimate things, as long as it is not with a guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 06:14:37 2013 No.10343079 >>10342925 But that's the entire point of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 06:27:23 2013 No.10343116 All of you with your sexy mommies. Mine isn't sexy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 06:53:54 2013 No.10343187 >>10343116 I'm sorry to hear, maybe we could share mine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:09:24 2013 No.10343217 >>10343187 I would like that. How sexy are we talking?

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:15:54 2013 No.10343222

My mother's a sociopathic workaholic and her personality is a complete turn-off.

She once told me she tried having a lot of sex at one point in her life but found it to be a total waste of time except for ending up with me. Hell, she nearly aborted me before my grandparents stopped her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:17:09 2013 No.10343225 >>10343222 My mother is 60 years old. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:30:54 2013 No.10343235 File: 38 KB, 480x437, Hitler and Annie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:35:24 2013 No.10343242 >>10343235 >no "I've got the final solution" 0/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:41:39 2013 No.10343249 >>10322559 That was a lovely story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:44:54 2013 No.10343258 >>10343222 Your mama was wise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 07:49:39 2013 No.10343263 >>10322213 How do toy know she's sexy when she's naked?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 08:29:09 2013 No.10343328 >>10322519 You said it. If only freud could see this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 08:59:20 2013 No.10343373 >>10343263 How could you not? Seeing a person's face usually gives enough information to accurately estimate the amount of body fat he/she is lugging around. That's enough for me to decide how physically attractive a person is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 09:43:50 2013 No.10343464 >>10343328 I wish I could show Freud /d/ or futa as a whole. Wonder what he would have to say about this all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 10:53:55 2013 No.10343626 Bumping, please respond to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 11:19:55 2013 No.10343701 >>10343464 He'd lose it and post insults about other people's mothers on /jp/ for the rest of his life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 17:52:22 2013 No.10344676 File: 76 KB, 438x438, 1301362426607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10341895 >>10341930 >>10342717 >>10342721 >>10342726 >>10343235 >>10343242 I love these threads, but we could really do without posts like these.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 18:19:40 2013 No.10344767 File: 476 KB, 820x615, 9e08cfa682f5fe75a395c15a0bea19b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10341010 Ask her to be your Valentine. Pretend it's all like a joke, but look for openings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:24:36 2013 No.10347258 Sadly i'm not worthy of my mom

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 17:30:06 2013 No.10348157 >>10347258 That sounds very sad. If you think you have nothing to lose though, go ahead and shower her with hugs and kisses. Who knows, maybe she will se the light and love her little boy. :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 21:27:39 2013 No.10348921 File: 373 KB, 896x716, b09d1b8e0017b8329b14139bcadfd9ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommyzou

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 21:28:53 2013 No.10348924 File: 180 KB, 840x780, 312500a2b053d3d302a9e807f7018efc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10348921 Mami a mami

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 21:49:53 2013 No.10348977 File: 138 KB, 1125x900, 34bbfbf3b4781a7fd78d7efd6f62abf7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Nue can get adopted, so can we. Any day now, the portal is going to open...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 21:53:23 2013 No.10348987 >>10348921 What does rubbing your face against a monster tanuki's breasts feel like?

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 22:13:24 2013 No.10349046
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>>10348987
Wait for a cold day, warm your bed and the pillow, undress yourself and sit for a while in front of the computer while your body cools, then lay on your warm bed and rub your head and body with the pillow.

Like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 22:22:53 2013 No.10349074 File: 25 KB, 511x378, 1336332013805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10349046

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 22:27:53 2013 No.10349086 File: 1.87 MB, 1000x1476, 0afa5e6fa6c58f0ae0c41db260342934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10348921 I want to be her child then impregnate her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 22:45:23 2013 No.10349127 >>10349086 sounds like plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 00:06:38 2013 No.10349371 File: 74 KB, 691x539, 1356779103704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10337182 Same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 01:26:08 2013 No.10349581 File: 395 KB, 800x1000, 21847048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 01:59:38 2013 No.10349665 How is the relationship with your mother /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 02:13:53 2013 No.10349725 >>10349665 Horrible and I wish she wasn't my mother. In fact I wish she was dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 02:15:08 2013 No.10349735 File: 207 KB, 600x800, 32688341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10349725 This. I'd rather have Kanako, Ran, or Mamizou as my mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 02:23:38 2013 No.10349768 My mommy was very sexy when I was a child. Once she let me in the bathroom while she was taking a bath because I had to go and she didn't even attempt to cover herself. I would give her massages all the time. It is a shame she looks how she does now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 02:26:23 2013 No.10349775 File: 315 KB, 800x800, 30746391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 02:27:08 2013 No.10349780 File: 109 KB, 1000x700, 0ab3db20c01297152c505fc996e6904914f32d36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10349775

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 02:43:53 2013 No.10349820 File: 194 KB, 920x1300, 3508868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wide mommy hips drive me crazy...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 03:14:53 2013 No.10349875 File: 406 KB, 631x893, 1c24799dfbefef27ac90765b89d6e804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10349735 THINGS WOULD BE BETTER AROUND HERE IF MAMIZOU WERE MY MOM. SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME I'M WORTHLESS LIKE JENNY DOES.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 03:23:08 2013 No.10349886 >>10320654 I'm sorry to ruin your fun but. OP can't get laid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 03:30:38 2013 No.10349899 >>10349768 I would steal and wear her clothes sometimes, I think she caught me once because the outfit I was wearing, after she did my laundry I found the bra in one of my jeans pockets and the panties in the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 03:50:38 2013 No.10349954 >>10349899 I'm preeeetty sure that means she was giving you permission to cum in them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 03:56:38 2013 No.10349973 >>10349954 I did, but I was paranoid about her knowing even though it's pretty obvious she kind of encouraged it, or at least didn't mind. I often masturbate to thinking of what may have happened if I approached her wearing them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 04:01:38 2013 No.10349983 >>10349875 Jenny is your mom's name? Interesting, is it common for Americans, or any Anglo, to refer to your parents plainly in their first names?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 04:43:23 2013 No.10350076 >>10349983 If you're a bad boy, yes. If you're a good boy, you mustn't!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 11:59:38 2013 No.10351318 File: 107 KB, 667x900, atarashi okasa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10349725 I think that pretty much sums up the majority of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 13:59:48 2013 No.10351727 I want to be a little girl whose mommy is teaching her about sex, and ask "Can I do that to mommy? and have her nervously say yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:15:03 2013 No.10351762 >>10351727 Mother teaching her daughter how to please a man showing examples on father. That's my latest fetish. or to word it differently: Mother guiding daughter trying her best in the ways of pleasing men on her father.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:16:03 2013 No.10351764 File: 110 KB, 550x623, 1343067488970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mummsy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:16:03 2013 No.10351765 >>10351762 >father Eww. Why not on you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:19:03 2013 No.10351771 File: 906 KB, 1120x1646, 104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10351765 Alright, I got this. MotherxSon and FatherxDaughter In the same family, of course. Dynamic pair to end all pairs. It's perfect and works out for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:23:03 2013 No.10351781 >>10351771 no, no father involved unless he is me or I am stealing mommy away from him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:23:48 2013 No.10351778 >>10351765 of course I'm the father.What are you dude, insomniac?

Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:31:18 2013 No.10351794

>>10351781
Little boy grew up. Now he has to return mommy her kindness. She won't feel lonely in bed anymore. In that big, cold bed meant for two.
And he can be a perfect protector and role model of a man for his beloved sister who adored him her whole life.
The family will finally be completely happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:31:33 2013 No.10351795 >>10351771 Holy crap, I'm fighting the urge to download that just to witness the oddness myself.

Anonymous Sat Jan 12 14:44:03 2013 No.10351827
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>>10351781
But this way there is no NTR and everyone can stay together as a happy family. You can also fuck together.
I thought it was a pretty interesting set-up. But I guess in general I would prefer without the father. But I still thought it was nice.

>>10351795
I've fapped to this many times. At least check it out on ex-hentai. It's very hot in my opinion. MotherxSon have a nice pregnant sex scene together if you are into that like I am. It obviously favors the MotherxSon relationship the whole book. I thought the FatherxDaughter seemed like a cute add-in with a few nice scenes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 15:53:33 2013 No.10352039 Father is gross must only be beautiful /ss/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 15:57:18 2013 No.10352054 File: 281 KB, 1024x768, virgin-mary-0107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10323086 One billion catholics agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 15:58:04 2013 No.10352059 >>10322195 >Are your mothers hot? Or are they old-looking hags? Please respond it's important My mom was in her 20s when I first knew her, and that's how I still think of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 16:08:33 2013 No.10352093 File: 17 KB, 186x282, 186x282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10351771 Why is Larry Ellison in an ecchi doujin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 16:13:03 2013 No.10352105 >>10351827 how can it be a choice between left and right at all. dad gets the short end of the stick here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:35:16 2013 No.10352514 >>10349735 ...Why does Mamizou look like Paddington Bear in that picture?

Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:36:45 2013 No.10352518

>>10352105
No, the kid gets the short end of the stick. The dad gets to fuck two girls in that scenario.
I'd take the sister and the mom both, and then have daughters with them. That way after a few years you also get a daughter, a niece, and a half sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:39:00 2013 No.10352528 >>10352518 Please don't misuse my fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:44:15 2013 No.10352546 >>10352059 I-is this what they call "time traveler" otaku? Or is your mom just a slut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:49:30 2013 No.10352567 >>10352518 Having a daughter with your mother would be incredibly hot. Then have sex with her, you get to fuck your daughter and your sister at the same time. I can't think of many things sexier than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 12 18:56:30 2013 No.10352586 >>10352546 Harsh. Also true

Anonymous Sun Jan 13 18:21:27 2013 No.10356940

>>10329318
The irony always makes me laugh. The real Oedipus was unaware that he was marrying his mother and regrets the shit out including gouging his own fucking eyes out. Think Freud should've just named it the Freud complex instead. True mama's boy like him definitely wouldn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:05:30 2013 No.10358349 File: 252 KB, 900x1300, 12427511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10349820

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:44:24 2013 No.10358623 Now I'm very depressed because of mother netorare doujins I witnessed on ex-hentai. Mom, please stay with me...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:04:26 2013 No.10363775 mazabump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:45:55 2013 No.10364532 Fine

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