NEET Lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

NEET lifestyle thread!
How are you keeping busy, /jp/?

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"a thread has hit the bump limit therefore i cant post in it" - u

[Anonymous No.]

fuggin ur mum u fuggin blog lover

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omg how can /vg/ have some many threads about katawa shoujo theyve had hundreds now theyre just blogging wtf fags lol *posts in neet general #4831*

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Fucking your mother, you fucking blog lover.

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>>10309702
>>10309705
>>10309725
>>10309751
samefag

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lol, i went to work today and neeted it up :DDD
but my boss wasnt happy when i left a pile of NEET on the flor... -.- ....

take it easy ;P

[Anonymous No.]

Too tired to do anything. Not tired enough to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a job interview today.

Wish me bad luck.

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>>10309785
good luck

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>>10309790
I'm flipping you off right now.

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>>10309785
for that anime pic i hope you get hired, fag

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I've had instant ramen for so long, my stomach actually feels very bad at the moment, I constantly feel like puking. I've sent out resumes but no replies.

Things are breaking down around my house and I can't afford to fix them or replace them, I have trouble paying for my bills.

Fuck this gay earth.

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>>10309800
work hard eajay!

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>>10309810
good luck

[Anonymous No.]

Watched hobbits today.
Why did everyone said it was a bad movie?
It was so much better than this year batman and drive.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a sudden sleep paralysis, my eyes are open but can't move my body so I opened my eyes wide and everything was k. Browsed and DL'd c83 stuff, sorted my backlog so far so good. Take care /jp/

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>>10309861
>better than drive
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOURSEEEEEEEEELF
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAARD

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>>10309871
suck my cock first dude

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>>10309883
I wanna suck your cock too

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>>10309867
You had sleep paralysis with your eyes open? Do you sleep with your eyes open?

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>>10309892
Either he opened his eyes after he realized he had sleep paralysis or he had it and was dreaming that he opened his eyes

[Anonymous No.]

I got my braces off finally!

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>>10309892
I can open my eyes and slight move my head during sleep paralysis. It takes a lot of willpower, but it's possible.

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>>10309916
Nice!

How old are you dude?

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>>10309932
20. Had them for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

I was sick last night.

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>>10309916
Now your mouth is smooth and wet, perfect for sucking my cock.

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>>10309933
ur teef must've been fucked to hell and back

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>>10309933

why the fuck are you on /jp/? please leave, young child, and never return

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>>10309948
Sure, dude.

>>10309951
Had a really bad overbite that didn't get entirely fixed but at least my teeth are super straight now.

>>10309959
No bully, please.

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>>10309971

why can't you provide an answer and instead resort to throwing out 2012's lamest meme?

why is someone so young on this board? wouldn't /a/ or /v/ be more your thing?

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>>10309978
I regularly contribute to a couple specific threads.

/a/ and /v/ are awful.

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>>10309933
>20.

Out.

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>>10310002
>>10309978
>>10309959
Is /jp/ made up of octogenarians or something? 20 is probably the median age for 4chan.

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I'm trying to drink less Diet Coke so I've only had water all day.

I want something else, though. If I go to the shop I might get beer or energy drinks. Beer would be bad because it would be the fourth night in a row I've had alcohol and I don't want to get addicted, and energy drinks would be bad because the whole point of drinking less Diet Coke is to cut down on caffeine.

I'm in a sticky pickle, /jp/.

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>>10310009
Start drinking tea.

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>>10310009

I drink multiple cups of coffee and Diet Coke daily.

I'm not dead yet.

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>>10310009
Coffee or tea would be good alternatives.

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>>10310007
/jp/ still feels like a relatively new board to some of us. If you didn't come here from the split, that's fine, but I wouldn't advertise that fact or that you were underage when it happened. All teenagers think they're mature for their age, etc.

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>>10310014
I'm not a fan of tea, though it might be because I haven't tried many different types. I just dislike hot drinks because I am clumsy and always burn myself.

>>10310015
>>10310018
Unfortunately I'm a little bit picky about coffee, and when I was a heavy coffee drinker I always went to some trendy little coffee house that did the best coffee ever. All that's in the house is some crappy cheap coffee and it doesn't taste very nice.
Maybe I can find some nice coffee at the shop. Or at least some vanilla extract since that makes coffee delicious.

Thanks for the help, /jp/!

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>>10310019
I'm an 18 year old Japanese high school drop out.

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>>10310019
>All teenagers think they're mature for their age
Some reasons are better than others, though. I'd be happy if the truly mature ones stayed elsewhere!

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>>10310007

Because I was 20 many years ago. It's horrible to think that when I first started browsing 4chan, some of the current "quality" contributors to /jp/ were not even in their teens

I don't want to share a board, or even a website, with people who have no life experience or knowledge. All the worst shitposters are youngsters

[Anonymous No.]

NEETs are people who didn't know how to grow up. No that different from teenagers.

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>>10310046
Well it turns out you're the naive one because I never shitpost. I usually stick to one or two threads on topics I'm very familiar with. I often get many thanks on providing new information and uploads.

Maybe you're the one who needs to grow up.

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>>10310066
thanks on providing new information and uploads.

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>>10310052
Being exactly as society expects you to be should never be associated with 'growing up'.

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>>10310066

Your defensive posting style, constantly on edge like you have something to prove - this all points to GUILT. Time to say your goodbyes and just leave.

Double dubs only further cement the stone cold fact that you're a shitposter, sorry pal.

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Today I shaved my legs, I feel like a princess, it feels so nice just caressing my own smooth skin.
I even put on a skirt. No idea why I actually had a skirt in the laundry mountain. I guess my little sister forgot it last time she came, 5 years ago.

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>>10310089

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>>10310098
Has anyone tried shaving their dick?

What does it feel like?

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Where does one get the courage to make important phone calls?

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>>10310113

It feels like your dick except without hair

[Anonymous No.]

Other boards:
People in their late twenties pretending to be teenagers.

/jp/:
People in their teens and early twenties pretending to be 30-year-olds.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here play Fifa 13? If so, we can play few friendlies if you're up for it.

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>>10310138
Sorry about that, wrong board.

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``When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.''
C. S. Lewis

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>>10310144

What are you implying?

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>>10310138
They're still making these?

What was the one where they licensed one Feeder song so it played all the time during the game?

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>>10310149
I'm implying you should be too busy watching Japanese cartoons aimed at 10 year old girls to care what people on the internet think about anything.

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>>10310156


oh, I have come to realize that with time.

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There are people older than their late 20s here? What? I thought you grew out of 4chan, or stopped your pathetic NEET lives by then.

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>>10310187
moot bans you on your 30th birthday and forwards your details to an employment agency.

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>>10310113
Guess it must itch as hell when it grows back.

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>>10310113
I trim it until it's about a quarter-inch, if you shave then it's just asking for crotch itch for the next week. Getting rid of most of the hair feels surprisingly smooth, I love it. Also no cum and shit stuck in your hair is a bonus.

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>>10310098
I shaved my legs once. It felt so slutty, I couldn't bear doing it again.

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>>10310272
That's why I shave my dick. I also I like the smooth feeling of my balls.

[Anonymous No.]

today i worked out.
end.

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>>10310187

The issue is the 13 - 24 year old kids. Mid twenties and onwards is the only acceptable age.

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>>10310295
I always laugh when you 30 something guys get all pissy like a bunch of little kids while accusing others of immaturity. Keep up the good work.

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>>10310299

me too. what did you lift? how much did you lift?

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I shave my butt and cock because it makes things easier.

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>>10310309
>30 something guys

Can you point me to where my post said I was 30? If not, then please delete your post and leave forever

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>>10310319
Stop nitpicking and trying so hard.

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I got a letter today in the mail that says this is the final month ill be receiving autism bucks

dunno what to do

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>>10310327
Open portal!

[Anonymous No.]

non neet baby bomer grandpass who cant take it easy please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310327
qualify for more months of autims bucksj

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310310
chest/back/traps
I didn't lift that much because i'm a newbie

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>>10310344
Yeah. Just down a bottle of cough syrup and go to the interview. You might even qualify for more than autism bux.

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>>10310363

Just reading this post makes me want to puke. I always hated the taste of robitussin.

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Has anybody ever called a suicide hotline? It seems really stupid, almost insulting, to redirect suicidal people to a phone number they can call. Is this what they call progress?

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>>10310410

Not all suicidal people are extremely socially anxious. Having someone to talk to may be helpful.

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>>10310422
Using the phone seems insultingly convenient. What if I called them up and asked if they can send somebody to my house because I prefer to talk to people in the same room instead of over the phone. What if I ask them to send over the prettiest girl they have because sending anybody else would be the ultimate insult and would cause me to kill myself?

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>>10310354

OK. Well keep at it and good luck! And do SS or Reg Park routine or you will regret it!

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>>10310438
Emergency beautiful girls used as a means to combat suicidal feelings and for therapeutic purposes (like cute therapy puppies) sounds very dystopian.

[Anonymous No.]

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

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>>10310438

They'll probably think you're taking the piss mate.

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>>10310459
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

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>>10310455
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

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>>10310438
I guess they're providing a service as a luxury/convenience more than as a strict necessity. They don't owe you shit.

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>>10310410
I phoned the Samaritans once. I told the lady I was feeling sad and stuff and wanted someone to talk to. She said she needed to check I was "using the line correctly" and asked if I wanted to kill myself. I said no, but that I was feeling blue and felt suicidal a few years earlier. She asked why I called then and I told her I just wanted someone to talk to. She told me that's not what the line was for and that they were very busy, then she hung up on me.

I wish I'd killed myself. That would show that bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

I just made some rice.

Thanks for listening!

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>>10310472

I think you're lying cause the website says
"Talk to us any time you like, in your own way, and off the record – about whatever’s getting to you. You don’t have to be suicidal."

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>>10310454
There are sex therapists who will teach you about sex stuff and will have intercourse with you.

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>>10310479
Bon appétit.

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>>10310472
Damn. Holy shit dude I can't believe you actually took that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310479
You are welcome, I hope you enjoy it.

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>>10310490
I bet those people cost more than a trailer full of hookers which includes the trailer. Therapy dogs are free.

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>>10310485
I'm serious. She seemed pretty stressed, so I imagine they were having a hectic night or something.

I actually had a friend who volunteered for them, and he agreed that the way she acted was against their policies.

She was just a cunt and it was pretty depressing.

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I just went to /b/ and it was surprisingly funny.

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>>10310515
You should have asked for her name, then tell her you will be calling again to make sure she gets kicked the FUCK out of the samaritans and never allowed to volunteer again. Because of your own samaritan act she's probably volunteering at some other place making others miserable and earning volunteer credits for herself.

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>>10310526
wow, I fell off my chair.

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>>10310526
/b/ isn't so bad for what it is. People who say /b/ died in 2005 or whatever are idiots. There's a lot of greentexting and normalfaggotry, but it's still funny on occasion and there actually are some intelligent and witty people there.

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>>10310540
This.
People almost always blow things out of proportion when they want to complain/have their views be accepted as the truth.
It makes me kinda sad actually

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>>10310535
>>10310526
>>10310540
>>10310560
for the lulz /b/ros

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>>10310560
>>10310540

Sorry but you need to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of suicide hotlines do they keep track of you and how many times you call? I mean they must know your phone number and stuff.

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>>10310614

We NEVER ask for your identity track you or record your call and our service is 100% anonymous. ;)

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>>10310614
Probably only if you harass them.

I used to. For some reason whenever I got drunk I would phone the hotline and tell them they're doing a great job. They always got mad with me because I was holding up their service. I'd always figured they'd appreciate some happy praise to offset all the depressed people, but I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

I will officially be a #NEET on Saturday night after my final shift.
#goodtobefree
#swag

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>>10310623
Sounds like something google and facebook would say.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't gone outside in 3 months.

I'm going out today. I can't even find my pants.

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>>10310650
They are actually pretty clear about their privacy policies. Both policies have been rewritten for the sake of being more clear, though Facebook only did that just a couple of months ago.

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>>10310454
I think there's some pro-hikikomori thing that does exactly that, they send pretty girls your way so that they may help you get over your hikky ways. No intercourse, or anything lewd though.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone want a neetogame friend? All I ask is that you aren't part of a huge guild, clan, social gaming network, and the like. This pretty much excludes all /v/ and /vg/ from being potential candidates so please don't redirect me to those boards.

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>>10310727
What's a 'neetogame'? Do you just mean like an MMO or something?

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>>10310009
Just stick to water. Drinking soda and alchohol isn't healthy. When you cut them down you'll lose weight though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310727

Depends what you mean by neetogame.

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>>10310754
A neetogame friend by my own definition is a neet friend who spends all day in an online game waiting for his friend to log on so they could play together.

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>>10310781

Oh, well I don't play enough games to meet that definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310727
Can we play fighting games? I've always wanted to get better but I get bullied for being a scrub.

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>>10310814
Sure but you won't get better from fighting me because I'm a scrub too.

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>>10310781
What games do you play?

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>>10310874
DoTA 2, LoL, GW2, D3, TF2 and PlanetSide 2 right now. Any of those sound good to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been working under the table for a while now.
Shoveling all day long, I don't really wanna do it and I don't really need the money from it either but I don't know how to say no.

The person whom I'm working for is basically a relative of mine and if I said no, I'd have to hear him whining about it for the rest of my life.
I don't really wanna do it, all day long I have to listen to him bitching and moaning how everything I do is wrong and everything he does is right and if someones live style differs from him they are living it the wrong way and thus he needs to do something about it.

By doing something about it I mean he tries to push his ideals and principles and if they do not accept them he will bad mouth your for the rest of your life.

I hate my life, I'd rather watch my cute girls and play games all day long than do this.

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>>10310906
If you buy me new games for us to play with your autism bucks and you're fun and enjoyable to talk to on skype I will.

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>>10310906
I'm only playing PlanetSide 2 out of those right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310906
Sorry, I don't play popular games.

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>>10311079
Are you one of those hipster otaku?

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Any TF2 otaku here?

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>>10309696
>NEET
>busy
As if any of you lard ass fat fucks could get your hands busy with anything else than touching your dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311105

TF2 sucks now.

>>10310906

Try the /jp/ Dota 2 chat channel. It's full of crossboarders from /v/ that like grouping up.

[Anonymous No.]

I petition we rename these threads to "off-topic generals".

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>>10309785
I want to put a Nyaruko in my office and just keep the door locked all the time. But it's probably too risky.

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>>10311207
You're 18, you don't have an office.

[Anonymous No.]

A girl I went to highschool with is coming to visit me in my NEEThome for a couple days.

It's gonna be nuts. I have no idea what to do- I have no idea how to host anyone let alone a human female. And she probably doesn't drink much so my usual solution of drinking into a coma won't work.

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>>10311207
The janitor will steal it and pawn it off.

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>>10311218
You know what? Sometimes I wish. Really. I'm 26. So fucking old.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go meet a cute /jp/sie boy in a few minutes. Please wish me luck!

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>>10311227
Shut up. I'm also 26.

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>>10311219

You're just asking for a give her the dick reply. Well you got one.

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>>10311244
I got this covered

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>>10311244

cool, thanks. I actually totally forgot about that..

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>>10311219
Drink yourself into a coma, then you won't have to deal with her.

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>>10311219
Just tell her everything about yourself honestly. She'll either run the fuck way or you'll gain a friend you can talk with freely. It's a win-win situation either way.

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>>10311101
Yes.

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>>10311276

That's probably what'll happen. We've stayed in semi-regular contact over the years so she is a close friend. It's just the massive novelty of the whole situation made me think it worth mentioning to my NEETbuds.

I'll probably just wind up doing >>10311260 to not go totally insane.

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>>10309790
>>10309804
Whelp, I got hired.

Fuck you guys.

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>>10311369

goodbye forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311375
I'm staying here just to spite you nerds.

I'll be sure to update /jp/ on my smartphone every time I shovel a new pile of snow.

[Anonymous No.]

How to not get hired:

Chances are you'll get called in for an interview regardless of how bad you make your resume, so here's some tips to fail the interview.

Stutter and look nervous as all HECK. Look like you're extremely uncomfortable. If you look like "you've done this a thousand times" and sit back, relax or look rude you might still get hired (chewing gum/spread legs/bad attire). Uncomfortable people are never hired. Additional tips to look nervous is to have a quivering lip. How to perform: Keep your mouth closed but your teeth apart. Keep your lips stuck together by the natural stickiness and keep trying to faintly part them but never actually do so, if you do then close them again. Also try to not blink, this will obviously make your eyes water and when you wipe them the interviewer will think you're stressed out beyond belief or something.

Interrupt the FUCK out of the interviewer a lot. Even with stupid shit like while he's asking a question say "OH!" then "crap I forgot what I was going to say". For questions that look like yes or no questions just answer quickly and even interrupt him/her if you still can. For questions that are supposed to require thought don't stop and think about your answer, just spit it out (however stupid it may sound) with all your ums and uhhs. If you stop to think the interviewer will believe you're calm and collected (which is a good indicator of proper stress management).

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>>10311460
This is good, but wouldn't you say it would be more effective if you just didn't look for an interview at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311469
No, it's obvious you're up to something. You have to look like you're really trying but you're just too shitty for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311460
>>10311478
who gives a shit

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>>10311481
Some countries which give autism bucks require that you have to try to look for a job. If you don't look like you've shown any improvement and require "further help" you won't need to actually get hired and they will extend your autism money. Of course if you do get hired well they did their job properly and created another work drone for the unending capitalist money machine.

[Anonymous No.]

I just turned down sex because my balls were hairy.

I feel so bad. I bet she felt terrible thinking I rejected her.

Would it have been better if I had said yes but postponed it due to my hairy balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311494
Shut the FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311496
Whoa chill m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311488
>autism bucks

Just stop saying this silly little rumor. You aren't getting free money because you're shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311533
Sorry for pretending to be one of you /jp/, I'm actually a cute girl who earned everything she has through hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311546

You mean like most of this thread that aren't actually NEET and just want to blog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311546

It's okay. The next step would be to get NEET threads removed from the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311565

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311546
prostitute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311574
Don't be ridiculous. Hookers don't earn money. I'm a dental hygienist and I'd brush your teeth for you for free if I knew you were a cutie NEET from /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311664
Where do you live? I want a cute girl to brush my teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311670
I'm kidding I'm not a cute girl or professional tooth brusher. Jokes on you, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311664
Ok. Where

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311696
>>10311685

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with all the anime in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311704
animu otakas

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311704
Anime has the best reaction faces br/a/h.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311704
Cute pictures are encouraged and anime characters are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311714
Your cock is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311714
Anime belongs on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311736
Only discussion of it. Images are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Hatarake, Neet-o!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkhku-Zo9M

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311742
Screencaps aren't for /jp/, and avatars are against global rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311685
so what are you then?
a cute boy and professional dentist?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop complaining about anime images.

Start complaining about [the overuse of] reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311685

Let me suck your cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311764
No just a NEET who takes autism bucks. I was telling you earlier but you called me a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311779
I don't believe anything you say. So I'll assume you are indeed a cute boy and a dentist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311775
If you want people to stop complaining, then don't post things people complain about.

[Anonymous No.]

Where have all the truNEETs gone? /so/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311784
You're allowed to respond to something/someone as long as your meta is one layer deeper than theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311784
That's a terrible attitude. Stop letting a small number of people control your life like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311792
If that's how you feel then please stop complaining about people complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311790
They never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311799
Stop complaining about people complaining about you complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311799
Stop complaining about people complaining about people complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311804
I find the blunt honesty of that rather refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311808
>>10311812
I'm not complaining. I'm advising people to follow board and global rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311804
Fuck you dude. I'm tru till the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311825
Until 9a.m. tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311790
There were never any truNEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

I dropped out of highschool, who here is truer than me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311835
Yeahhh it's on! I volunteer as judge. I've judged a creative writing contest before after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311835

I dropped out of HS at the age of 13 and haven't left my house much since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311835
yeah, well i pissed in a bottle. i'm such a TRUneet xP

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311835
I dropped out in 7th grade. And that's after taking a year-long break between 3rd and 4th and never finishing 5th or 6th.

[Anonymous No.]

If you take a grid of pixels and use the computer to cycle through all possible combinations of color values you would be able to create nude pictures of every human who ever existed, exists and will exist. In every position, combination and of any age.

Ponder of that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311855

If you take the alphabet and go through every combination of words in existence you would end up with every book that was ever written & shall be written, as well as all knowledge that could ever exist.

[Anonymous No.]

If you dropped out of high school or anything lesser you are HELLA fucking stupid and I hope you kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311855
I'm not a moron so I know how complex that would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311858

Why? I don't intend to get a job or go to college, what does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>fighting over who's the bigger loser
>not knowing who I'm quoting

Stop, my sides can't take it anymore.

[Skrillex No.]

I dropped the BASS real hard, yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311861
Because you are a subhuman loser incapable of getting a job or going to college. TruNEETS are educated geniuses who refuse to, not who are unable to. It's all in the power of choice. If you have no choice you're less than scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311858
Please don't bully. It's never too late to go back to school. I know a guy who was almost 40 before he took high school, and he ended up with a BSc in EE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311874

I could go to college if I wanted to, I'd just have to go through a couple of years or easy shit at a community college. I'm internet educated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311874
> TruNEETS are educated geniuses who refuse to, not who are unable to. It's all in the power of choice. If you have no choice you're less than scum.

I chose to leave high school because it wasn't in my best interests, not my fault you kept on working like a slave.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to university, graduated with a biochemistry degree, and then chose to be a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311874
aka lazy normals

That's the neo-/jp/ definition of "truNEET".

[Anonymous No.]

I bet nobody dropped out of kindergarten. I just physically resisted and parents couldn't carry me there. I am the NEETest of you all.

Though I'd like to kiss a girl one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311883
>Though I'd like to kiss a girl one day.

Normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311882
Internet education is best education.

I could go to college and study CS, but they'd make me use Windows and Java. Alternatively, I could sit at home and program whatever I want however I want, for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311874
NEETs who refuse to work are no different from NEETs who refuse to educate themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311895
It hardly matters what environment or tools you are using. You don't need education to learn a programming language or know how to use an OS.

In a proper CS course they make you build your own tiny OS, your own programming language. Teach you lots of math that is required for real world application of statistics and AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311835
truNEET shit on floor!
truNEET shit on door!
truNEET in poor health!
truNEET hang himself!
The abridged life of a real truNEET who wouldn't be still around like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop replying to blatant trolls, let the one person "troll" us by talking to himself.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to make some chocolate chip cookies for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

My sleep patterns are currently counter reversing. It takes around 3 months for a full rotation. Currently near the end of a cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311964
A truNEET enjoys his life, why would I kill myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311944
>In a proper CS course they make you build your own tiny OS, your own programming language. Teach you lots of math that is required for real world application of statistics and AI.

You really have a naive view of what 2013 CS courses are like.

Go a typical university (i.e. not MIT or somewhere like that) website and look at their prospectus. Computer so-called science is now little more than a Python/Java/Web course.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's time we stopped unironically posting "truNEET"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312022
I've never used that term cause it was mainly used by crossboarders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311978
I just melted half a block of cheese and ate it for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312027
What kind of cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312022
NEET ha status ja nai yo w

[Anonymous No.]

Dear NEETs, where can I buy a small amount of memory foam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312092
What are you going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312092
Memory form? I don't think such a thing exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312117
>memory foam

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really bored right now, yet I have a ton of games I can play and anime/movies I could be watching.

You would think with all this free time I would take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312146
I'm often stuck on the same situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311232
I didn't need you wishes, it went perfect and wonderful! I'm so giddy at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312146
>>10312154

Same situation for a week here, often i just end up browsing around(jaypee mostly) and listening to music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312218
How was it? Please tell me everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312154
>>10312299
How do you guys deal with it?

I think I'm just gonna watch Taxi Driver and see where I go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312333
I second this request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312333
It was great. I don't really want to say much though, sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312352
Nothing, I just keep mindlesly wandering through the day until i get the resolve to do something.

I have Taxi Driver here on my hd waiting to be watched, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312362
Please anon? I really want to know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312098
A secret project.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got confirmed for welfare niggas. First thing I'm buying is a 2 TB HD. Life's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312578
I'm not a nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312367
Do you really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312578
Enjoy your low amount of money because you weren't qualified for truNEET bucks which is pretty much double, sometimes triple that of regular welfare.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

I've been playing through the Professor Layon series the past couple days. I played the first one when it came out, but just never played the rest for some reason. I finished Diabolical Box the other day and am like halfway or more through Unwound Future. I ordered the 3DS game to motivate myself to get through the DS quadrilogy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312614
Did you call it that because you just lay on your 3ds and hope the game plays itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310334
Are you high. You shouldn't do drugs, they're bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312631
Questions end with a question mark.

[Anonymous No.]

My vagina ends with a period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312604
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312648
My sides have been cleaved asunder with an unholy roar of laughter that frighten the very gods themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312578
What do you need 2TB for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311868
I may end up joining you NEETs since I can't muster the motivation to do work at university

To drop outs:
1. Is it worth dropping out?
2 How do you stay in your parent's good books?

To everyone:
How do I make it look like I'm actively trying to get a job to my parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311232
I have a question regarding cute /jp/sie neet boys. If you could get one /jp/ what kind would you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312699
A drugged up maid, but they'd have to be petite and cute, and not disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312693
HD 5000x5000 .tiff files of cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312703
Say the /jp/sie neet boy didn't want to be a drugged up maid. How else would he get the /jp/ love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312721
Well thats just my personal preference, I'm sure theres other people that would want something other than a drugged up maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312696

1. Depends on how far you're into it, waste of money if you're almost finished. That debt isn't going to disappear but it may be significantly less if you decide earlier.
2. Make it look like it #1 couldn't be helped, minimize your leeching and at least support yourself with autismbux or something. Either help around the house or stay out of the way.

3. Send in resumes to places, make them purposely bad or send them into places out of your league. If you get called into interviews then follow >>10311460

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312686
Where should I begin then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312781
How you met your cute /jp/sie would be a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312603
I'm not sure what you mean. I went to a psychiatrist and he told me I had asperger's.
>>10312693
For collecting music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312947
Why don't you just keep it on the cloud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312977
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10313001
A buzzword.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching anime. I really need to study Japanese... I have so many manga to read...

[Anonymous No.]

So I just got back from buying a flash drive. On my way back I was doing my normal 55mph and as I was about to pass some Ford truck he sped up and the passenger looked out the window at me. Slowly the truck slowed down until it was even with me, and when I floored it. I got up to 85mph in quite a short time and looked behind to see the Ford struggling to keep up. I missed my turn because of what I did, but I'm glad I did it. I hope he feels silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312737
Arigatou

[Anonymous No.]

>>10313272
When I read this I pretended you were running instead of driving.

[Anonymous No.]

I just shaved off my (neck)beard. I don't know what to do now.

[Anonymous No.]

Have any males here used a back massager or vibrator to masturbate? Thinking of buying one but I don't want to waste my money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314158
Sometimes I put a pair of socks on my hands and rub my dick between them while keeping my hands straight.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've been really stressed out over my intake of entertainment. I'm one of those people that waited far too long into their life to "culture" themselves, so there's so many films, games, anime etc. that I have yet to experience and form an opinion of because I just did "whatever" for the first 18 years of my life. Sometimes I actually become very sad because there's so much of it and I don't know what to start with and where to go from there, it's very overwhelming.

Lets not even get into books, light novels, manga and western TV shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314442
I was similar.

Accept that:
1) You don't have to live up to anybody's standards but your own. Not everyone has to be an intellectual or an expert who knows all the classics.
2) You still have a lot of time to back and peruse these things. If you want to watch some classic films or anime, go for it. They're both fairly recent mediums so they're quite entertaining if you're a little bit patient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10312977
You better not be serious, 128kbps scumbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314442
This is why you shouldnt waste time having jobs and school. It is not too late, you can always catch up.
Get started with Games of thrones and hobbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314463
I recently downloaded the entire Filmography of Alfred Hitchcock and the theatrical release of Star Wars 1977. I'm hoping this will send me in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314235
Hm, might pick one up. I want something that will give me orgasms hands-free.

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting harder to think and I'm no longer able to use basic problem solving skills.

Just an hour ago I attempted to solve a puzzle and I failed, miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god I just remembered I had a homosexual almost wet dream this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314538
I scored a 65 on an online IQ test I recently took.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10309971
>my teeth are super straight now.
At least your teeth are. Same can't be said about your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10309935
ARe you alright, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310066
You should go back to reddit, kid.

Also, do you ever just want to put on a tripcode and never take it off? I bet you do, snowflake.

Also, many thanks on providing new information and uploads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314604
I doubt he's a kid, you have to be at least 18 to browse this website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310691
Wouldn't a "pro-hikikomori" group encourage hikis as opposed to trying to get them over their "ways"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310479
I did too, check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310678
Even if it says you're being fucked over in plain text, is it still okay?

Google archives every bit of information it can get its hands on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311312
I'm really interested in your story. (Only if you're a NEET as you claim, though.)

Will you post it on /jp/ later or should I contact you personally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311944
>In a proper CS course

Where would one find such a thing?

It's all about designing synergetic enterprise-level interface solutions in Java using agile development techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314488
Did you get that idea of reddit or something? Why the fuck are you downloading filmographies of some dude you haven't seen a single movie of?

Make up your own fucking opinion instead of following whatever pretentious faggots say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314488
>>10314688
Sieg heil, dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314671
cloud-based*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314688
You seem to have mistaken a popular director who made good thriller movies for some pretentious faggot who makes art films.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314761
How do you know he makes good movies? Have you seen at least one of his movies?

I can understand if you did, but if you go out and download whole filmographies based on other people's opinions, then you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314769

not the same guy, but his movies are pretty internationally renowned for being good, and they're just thrillers. it's not like we're talkin about downloading the dogme95 collection over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314787
How does he know if he's going to like them at all? How does he know that he will like them if he hasn't seen a single one of his movies?

It just seems like he's trying to force himself to like whatever everyone thinks is "good", just so it doesn't seem like he has bad taste.

He reminds me of people who only listen to classical music because they think they're the hot shit for doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

The first thing I said in 2013 was, "Rabbit, rabbit". Will this bring me good luck?

Also, do any NEETs get lower-back pain from sleeping so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314769
>I can understand if you did, but if you go out and download whole filmographies based on other people's opinions, then you're a retard.
My good fellow, the year is 2013. Nowadays we have this ᐠᐠhigh-speed Internetᐦ which allows you to download gibibytes of data with a couple of clicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314800
>He reminds me of people who only listen to classical music because they think they're the hot shit for doing it.
Some people even — pardon the expression — go to work. Completely reprehensible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314787
>it's not like we're talkin about downloading the dogme95 collection over here
I actually almost mentioned Lars von Trier in >>10314761 but I thought that would be unfair.

>>10314769
I'm not the guy, but yes I have seen most of Alfred Hitchcock's films (the one he had a real involvement in, not the ones where he drew titles or whatever). There's nothing wrong with Anon downloading his filmography any more than buying a comedy collection boxset if you like comedies (or think you will).

>>10314800
Again, Alfred Hitchcock isn't some super high-brow cult filmmaker. He made some good and popular movies. Would you be upset with someone if they downloaded The Beatles' discography?

[Anonymous No.]

essentially it boils down to the fact that we're discussing hollywood movies, which by their very nature are produced to make money, and as such are made to appeal to as many people as possible. hollywood movies of that era are so inoffensive you basically can't not think it's at least okay. although nowadays they're all pretty lame and not worth watching, at least back then they had some original ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314808
>ᐠᐠ
>ᐦ
>gibibytes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to attempt to get on the autismbux train, because my parental stipend for living just isn't cutting it anymore. I know I can qualify legitimately.

The question is, though, should I make an appointment with this upstanding African gentleman, or this generic white guy? Both have about the same qualifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314842
In a way, that's why Hitchcock movies are good. They've "held up" because everyone copied them.

Most films back then were shit because nobody knew how to make films yet.

[Anonymous No.]

is social anxiety a disability

[Anonymous No.]

>>10315068
It unfortunately isn't.

I don't even think other more severe anxiety disorders are.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET of 3 years here. I'm finally obtaining my GED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314629
Very nice! Enjoy it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10310273
try waxing then

[Anonymous No.]

I slept for 15 and a half hours today.

I want to go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10317236
Yeah, you can sleep too much, you know.
It' makes happen what is happening with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10317257
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10317261
What I was trying to say was that you've probably been oversleeping (in case you didn't know (sorry for patronising)) and that it's nothing out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10315021
Make an appointment with the black guy, and tell him you chose him because you feel like a minority on the inside, and thus the white guy would crush you with his priveledge.

[Anonymous No.]

Who truTinnitus here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314801
>tfw when you saw that commercial on nickelodeon years ago and still say it to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10314801
I get back spasms because my chair is shitty and broken and now i just shit on the floor all day with no back support, which will give me an epic hunchback in a few years