/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Lets praise our lord and savior

David-kun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in688K_vdQ0

[Anonymous No.]

>>10308734

Oh god

[Anonymous No.]

I can never even watch this. Too awkward. Too bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10308734

He is like an amorphous blob of fat that has never exercised

[Anonymous No.]

Translate it, weaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>our lord
>being so beta even nips make fun of him
seems legit

[Anonymous No.]

>わたしの両親はお金持ちだから

I wonder if he still lives in Japan.

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>>10308783

His parents are rich

[Anonymous No.]

>Americans

[Anonymous No.]

that such a person should exist is a crime

there should be another war on the weak.

[Anonymous No.]

translated roughly:

you don't have a girlfriend? I don't believe it!

[Anonymous No.]

Whito piggu go huuurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>second comment
>"Yakisoba falling out of his pockets."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10308983
who quote

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I take it so personally this guy got made fun of? He's literally a walking joke anyway, but I might be associated with him somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

That was a very inspirational dance

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>>10308734

why does he have no shoulders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10308995
utub comnt

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>>10308997
Maybe you saw yourself in him, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

this is so bad i can't watch anymore

[Anonymous No.]

When I saw this years ago even the comments in Japanese kind of felt sorry for the guy and how the reporters made so much fun of him.

I kind of felt sorry for him too until he said >>10308783

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>>10309836
Translate it pleaseaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10309836

He so desperately tried to fit in. But sadly he couldn´t since he looked the way he did.

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>>10309844

>>10308788

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy he got shitted on.

People with no charisma over things they love are the worst.

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>>10308734
>mfw I picture every white weeaboo to be just like him
れｒ

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>>10309907
Who are you quoting gook?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I'm going over to Japan soon.

I was wondering, will the snakemen get offended if I try to mangle my english by saying "botoru wota" instead of just saying bottled water?

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>>10309918
I thought this meme died after the other boards stole it

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>>10309949

they probably will think you're literally retarded, which it sounds like you are.

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>>10309949

Just say it like natural, no need to be a worthless
wapanese.

I cringed when he said "correkshun"

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>>10309965
How do you know they stole it?

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>>10309949
Probably not, because most gaijin that live in Japan seem to use katakana-ized pronounciation either way for some reason.

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>>10309965
Thank you for the news. Unfortunately, I will have to keep using it.

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>>10309973
Because I have the power of Jesus Christ on my side. Unlike you, heathen.

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>>10308734
for a moment i really did think i was on /v/

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>>10309975

If I were to say Dylan the regular normal master race way then are the elevens going to be able to properly understand it?

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>>10309949
>>10309994

If you say things in English there's a chance they won't even understand you.

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>>10309975

only americans. shit at languages in general and even when they can speak a bit their accent is comically bad.

[Anonymous No.]

When he was in the corner he should have done the Trinity wall kick with a bodyslam instead of a kick. He could probably take the whole crew on.

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>>10309852
>looked the way he did

Do you mean white or fat?

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>>10310903

Fat as fatass, weak, shitty hair, shitty form, no charisma, glasses.