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10303076 No.10303076 [Reply] [Original]

It's yours.

>> No.10303081
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>>10303076

but I'm still a virgin, and im a girl, this is impossible

>> No.10303086

>>10303076
DNA test before you touch my wallet.

We can do this on Maury just so I can laugh and call you a whore on national television.

>> No.10303089

>>10303076
It looks 100% like you so I'm guessing you created it by parthenogenesis or something, don't try to scam me.

>> No.10303091

>>10303076
If that's the case gosh my genes are weak.

>> No.10303093

>>10303089
>>10303091
She's lying.

DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST

>> No.10303095

wud fug

>> No.10303100

>>10303091
Her genes are Touhou strong

>> No.10303149

>>10303091
Looks from the mother, intelligence from the father.

I mean, just look at the kid. That dull absent expression, certainly not the brightest bullet in the danmaku pattern.

>> No.10303155

But it looks nothing like me. If it was mine we would be looking at the first ever ugly 2hu.

>> No.10303158

>>10303149
That kid is just cool

>> No.10303159

>>10303076

But I don't want it.

>> No.10303163

>>10303155
>the first ever ugly 2hu

what about mokou

>> No.10303183

Thank you, you can go now

>> No.10303204

>>10303163
What's the matter, can't stand strong independent women?

>> No.10303216

>>10303076
ffffffffffffffffffffffffFINE

Now stop dressing alike

>> No.10303223

What would you do if you were holding yourself as a child? Would you bestow upon your younger self the wisdom you have gained over the years or would you end it easy and snap your past self's neck?

>> No.10303226

>>10303223
Smother it

>> No.10303228

Be fucked it's mine, I hang out with Buddhists, I don't think I'd ever come into that kind of contact with a Taoist.

Not only that, but I'm dead, ghosts can't reproduce you fuck.

>> No.10303251

Having children is evil.

>> No.10303268

>>10303228
I am 95% sure that you aren't dead.

>> No.10303299

>>10303251
Not necessarily. Some people are naturally extroverted, optimistic and intelligent enough to breeze through many things with ease. Many things, such as eugenics, nobility and various caste systems, are based on this.

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>> No.10303338

>>10303308

source?

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This thread needs more Touhou mommies.

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>>10303347
That other thread wasn't enough?

>>10303338
[Itou Life] Yuka Deli

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>> No.10303375

>>10303373

That is heartwarming and cute. Thank you.

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>> No.10303388

>>10303076
but she doesn't look like me, I'm a shitskin

>> No.10303446
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Fine, leave me alone with her and the blender, it's gonna AWWRIGHT

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>>10303373
>>10303375
Please take responsibility for your child, Anonymous.

>> No.10303464

>>10303076
prove it

>> No.10303466

Supid unimaginative artists. Since when have kids looked exactly like one of their parents? At least give her different clothes, for god's sake.

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>>10303466
It is Gensokyian tradition to dress your children exactly like yourself.
Better cute Touhou outfits than whatever you wear.

>> No.10303487

>>10303373
Why is Hina pinching his nipples?

>> No.10303497
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>>10303487
Kinky Hina

>> No.10303498

>>10303483
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? My /fa/ buddies will wreck your shit.

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Happy family with Okuu...

>> No.10303505

>>10303466
I think it's cute.

>> No.10303506

>>10303466
You don't get it. They're not drawing children of established characters. They're drawing established characters as children. Making them their own children is just an excuse.

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>>10303503
Happysex with Okuu -> Happy family with Okuu

>> No.10303513

>>10303507
fucking genius

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>> No.10303543

>>10303507
It all makes sense now. So that's why there are so many happysex books and mother/daughter pictures of her.

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>>10303523

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>> No.10303574

>>10303573
Too lewd, dude.

>> No.10303577

>>10303268
Still playing by the rules of reality.

Come on son, just who the HELL do you think you are?

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>>10303574

perfectly worksafe

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>>10303543
>so many happysex books and mother/daughter pictures of her.

Nothing could have made me happier.

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Keep your self-insert heterofaggotry out of Touhou

>> No.10303597

>>10303595
It's not us that's doing it, it's Japan. Go bitch and whine to them yurifag.

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>>10303583
It's gotta be infectious if friggin' Pixel Cot did one.

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>>10303600
Even Pixel Cot knows Okuu is a good wife and mother and deserves happiness. (not to say the other Touhous don't as well)

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>>10303597

You don't have to encourage it. If you want normalfag romance there are a million manga just for you. Leave 2hu alone

>> No.10303619

>>10303611
Or you could stop worrying what the trend-following artists are doing and focus on the ones that stick to what they like.

>> No.10303623

Mama Patchouli?

>> No.10303624

>>10303611
>2hu

Looks like you're the one who should leave Touhou alone.

>> No.10303628

>>10303611
"STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T ENJOY. DON'T ENCOURAGE IT EVEN THOUGH MY ENTIRE KIND FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONES THROAT CONSTANTLY BY SHIPPING!!!"

- Anonymous (you)/ intolerant yurifag extraordinaire, 2013

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>>10303624

Trying too hard

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Cute shoes

>> No.10303645

>>10303633
Where can I get a pair?

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>>10303628

If you must ship Touhou, yuri will always make the most sense.

The facts are:

1) Touhous are almost entirely female
2) Touhous form very close friendships with each other. All female.
3) Even the token self-insert Rinnosuke barely shows any romantic interest and vice versa

Touhous clearly don't care about men. And there are barely any notable males in the series. Therefore yuri is always more canon than heterofaggotry, which is just forced self-insert fanon. Your "wife and kids" fantasies are just your concealed 3D normalfag desires projected onto the Touhou series. Disgusting.

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Who YURI here?

>> No.10303653

>>10303573

> that doujin

came buckets

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>> No.10303680

>>10303647
>Touhous are almost entirely female

Which parts of them aren't female?

...wait, no, don't say it.

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>>10303647
Fuck sense. My imagination and what I want don't care for that.

>>10303648
Make your own thread.

>> No.10303691

>>10303204
independence doesnt affect looks

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I see a lot of Hina mom pictures. Personally I would choose someone not surrounded by misfortune.

>> No.10303701

>>10303694
Most of it is made by the same artist.

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>> No.10303899

Cute

>> No.10303906

>>10303694
Hina is the most lovely.

>> No.10303909

>>10303707
That is very cute.

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>> No.10303968

Guess Touhou reproduction goes by Pokemon logic:

Same species/appearance as the mother, gets the abilities of the father.

Which means that all these lovechildren are weak as shit.

>> No.10303982

>>10303949
How do two girls make a baby let alone two prepubescent ones?

>> No.10303983 [DELETED] 

>>10303968
Please do not misuse the spoiler function.

>> No.10304040

>>10303968
The father must know some good moves if he can get to be with a Touhou girl.

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>>10303968
That just makes me want to protect her that much more.

>> No.10304081

>>10303228
murasa get out of /jp/

>> No.10304097
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Spider babies

>> No.10304105

>>10303949
Hahaha oh wow, now I won't ever be able to unsee it.

>> No.10304114

>>10303982
Magic. They just asked the resident witch.

>> No.10304124

>>10304043
this image just got sauce all over my keyboard

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>>10304097

behold

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>>10304097
I-I can't raise them all on my own, Anonymous!

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>>10304124
l-lewd...

>> No.10304159

>>10304151
Well maybe then you shouldn't have eaten him after you fucked then.

>> No.10304174

>>10303076
No chance, my daughter can't be that cute.

>> No.10304177

>>10304157
USS Aircraft Carrier

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>>10304159
But they're yours!

>> No.10304185

>>10304181
Well then maybe you shouldn't have eaten me.

>> No.10304198

>>10304181
What the hell is going on with that upside-down child?
Seriosuly, everything below the flipped-up dress just looks wrong.

>> No.10304202

>>10303076
I want to have a kid.

>> No.10304206

>>10304202
You can bear mine

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>>10304185
"Eaten" you

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Enter USS Good Wife

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>>10304210

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>>10304213
The kid is finally asleep. Time for some quality time with the wife.

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>>10304219
SUDDENLY!..

Denied... ;_;

>> No.10304355

>>10304185
>>10304159
>>10304209
She's a tsuchigumo, she's more intelligent than a spider

>> No.10304718

>>10304181
But I don't have a job, I can't support 5 kids

>> No.10304740

This kind of premise is a bit illogical isn't it, what suckers would believe they're his kids? So she got pregnant, and decided to keep that burden to herself, ok that's believable, but then the sudden 180 degree change of mind "oh hai this is yours kid want to take responsibility?" ?

>> No.10304748

>>10304740
Futo fell on hard times

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I want to have a family with the Yakumo household. Ran as my wife, helping to raise Chen. I'd be tough on her though and stop her from being a delinquent. She would hate me for a while but she needs some discipline, because Gensokyo is a scary place and I would worry about her getting into trouble. Yukari probably wouldn't be interested but I'd still make sure to invite her when we go out to picnics or whenever we do something. Maybe Ran and I will have a child of our own, too. That would be pretty amazing. Maybe being a big sister would even make Chen more responsible!

I'll most likely die alone though, and I've accepted this. I know my canon but a man is allowed to dream, and this is mine.

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>>10305180
If everyone is having kids and starting a family, Parsee will get jealous and want kids too!

>> No.10306016

>>10305921
I would marry her

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>>10306016
You sure?
You better never cheat on her and always be faithful!

>> No.10306058

>>10306035
I want to have an erratic, dysfunctional and loving life with her.

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What a coincidence that a new milf Okuu picture gets posted on the same day this thread was made.

>> No.10306125

>>10306035
no regrets

>> No.10306171

>>10306090
Today was good.

Now, it's great.

>> No.10306294

>>10306058
I want to feed Parsee my jealousy.

>> No.10307700

>>10303076
Impossible, I look nothing like that.

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She lay egg.

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>>10308060
egg end is best end

>> No.10308131

>>10303223

I'd kiss myself and masturbate onto my chest and groin.

>> No.10308143

>>10303223
My past self would probably fall on his knees before sight of me. No kidding.

>> No.10308149

>>10308143

To give you a bj?

>> No.10308172

>>10308149
Probably not. I'm probably all I could hope for from past point of view.

>> No.10308299

>>10303497
Cute, I read Aki's text in Saten's voice.

>> No.10308873

Any touhou futashota sexing their mothers?

>> No.10308923

>>10303611
fact: at least reimu and marisa have canon boyfriends in the human village. others might too.

source: zun's books.

>> No.10308937

>>10304081
I'm not even Murasa, I'm male.

Kudo Takuya, pleased to meet you.

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>>10308923
1/10 made me think of Rinnosuke for a second.

>> No.10308946

>>10303648
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT v

>> No.10308950
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>>10308946
You're YURI?

>> No.10308952 [DELETED] 

>>10308946

"STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T ENJOY. DON'T ENCOURAGE IT EVEN THOUGH MY ENTIRE KIND FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONES THROAT CONSTANTLY BY SHIPPING!!!"

- Anonymous (you)/ intolerant yurifag extraordinaire, 2013

>> No.10308955

>>10308952

"STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T ENJOY. DON'T ENCOURAGE IT EVEN THOUGH MY ENTIRE KIND FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONES THROAT CONSTANTLY BY SHIPPING!!!"

- Anonymous (you)/ intolerant heterofagget extraordinaire, 2013

>> No.10308957

>>10308952
2hu aren't gay, yuri is fine everywhere else. but not 2hu.

>> No.10308979

Ok, here's the deal:
Obnoious yurifaggets that can acknowledge that their ship is as (if not more) unlikely as the heterostuff.
Retarded heterofaggets that can't shut the fuck up whenever they see a shitposter, while hating on an entire romance genre just because of a few retards.

Both need to fuck off or shut up.

>> No.10309031

>>10308979
Buddy, you don't know.

Only reason heteros arc up is because yurifags are unrealistic with their ships.

>> No.10309040

>>10308979
You literally need to revise your deal.

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>>10308979
I'm not going to acknowledge that every time I post, sounds like way too much trouble.

>> No.10309102

>>10308957
yuri isn't gay if girls are good looking.

>> No.10309109

>>10308979
>heterofaggets
>hetero
>faggets

cool contradiction dude

>> No.10309148

>>10308955

Not only do us hetero folk NOT shit up your yuri threads that you CONSTANTLY make here on /jp/, but you also have an entire fucking board for it but we still let it slide. Let us have our one thread every blue moon without you shitting up our threads. Seriously, there hasn't been a thread like this for months, but here you guys are claiming we are "forcing it down your throat".

>> No.10309177

there's nothing better than your favorite fap-related 2hu getting fucked by multiple dicks, and covered in bukkake.

>> No.10309187

>>10309148
I guess you've never posted in a yuri thread then, they don't go easily on /jp/.

>> No.10310427

>>10309109
That's 4Chan culture. Are you gay? You're a faggot. OP? You're a faggot. Famous? You're a faggot. Heterosexual? You're a faggot.

>> No.10310492

>>10309177

You forgot getting impregnated while it being impossible to know who the father is.

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>>10310492
You can't fool them all.

>> No.10310556

>>10310521
Her reaction makes me so sad. Eiki... ;_;

>> No.10311109

>>10303446
Fuck you.

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