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This is the NEET thread.

What's one thing you'll do tomorrow?

>> No.10267451

Go to work

>> No.10267454

Masturbate.

>> No.10267458

Grind vocab for 4 hours.

>> No.10267463

sleep

>> No.10267465

I signed myself up on my parent's Prime account. They can't see what I order even if they're the primary account on the Prime membership, right? They can't see that I'm ordering thigh-high socks and little girl panties, right?

>> No.10267474

Fucki your mom again

>> No.10267477

Enjoy the days off work.

>> No.10267490

sleep

>> No.10267542

>>10267465
Im surprised you don't know the great secret of Amazon Prime.

The secret trick is that whenever you order something, select the 2 day prime shipping (you can select it even if you dont have an account with prime yet), then after you order with the 2 day shipping or $4 one day shipping, you can go into your amazon account settings and set your prime status to "DO NOT AUTO RENEW".

You will not get charged ANYTHING involving the prime membership, never. And you actually have the rest of the month after signing up to use the prime membership, Then next time you want to order something a month later you just make a new account and get the trial again.

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10267627

I'm planning on cutting my hair tomorrow. I suppose it doesn't really matter but I hope it comes out OK.

>>10267542
How many times have you done this? I would expect that they track payment information to prevent regular abuse.

>> No.10267636

>>10267627
Probably 15 times and I'm sure my brother does it as well. I even use the exact same information every time.

>> No.10267660

>>10267542

Is there some kind of Amazon Prime for amazon.co.jp?

>> No.10267675

Play Titan Quest.
Every day until I find another game.

>> No.10267678

Probably play more Epic Mickey 2 for most of the day since most of my Thursday animes don't air this week. I might play some more of Crimson Shroud, too.

>> No.10267685

>>10267675
What are your current masteries?

>> No.10267688

>>10267660
I'm not sure, and if there was, you still have to make sure the item ships from amazon. If the item is on amazon but sold from somewhere else, it wont be qualified for Prime.

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10267697

I'll be waiting for my package all day and be disappointed when it doesn't come.

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>>10267636
That's good to know, then. I suppose it's one of those things where the people that could find out aren't paid enough to care.

>>10267660
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=200149870

>>10267697
I don't even have a tracking number for the one I'm waiting on. It's horrible.

>> No.10267729

>>10267678
>animes

The plural is "anime", dad.

>> No.10267731

>>10267685
Ballin' with Earth and Nature all day.
Summoner's the best for auras/passive abilities.

>> No.10267735

>>10267542
I'm not understanding how this works. Is it some kind of glitch? Does the payment for the item just not go through? From what I can see, you're still paying for the item, just choosing to not keep the Prime account.

How does that work?

>> No.10267738

>>10267735
You pay for the item, you just get free 2 day shipping or 1 day shipping for 4$.

>> No.10267741

>>10267738
Oh. My parents pay for the Prime account so I'm not paying for it anyway.

>> No.10267746

>>10267741
Oh, I was under the assumption you just wanted to order with prime for the nice shipping, not because it would make them pay for an item without them knowing.

>> No.10267751

>>10267729
I'm not your dad, guy.

>> No.10267763

The same thing we do every day pinky... SLEEP...

>> No.10267771

I meet a fellow NEET from /jp/ this year and we've been emailing back and forth. I wished him a merry Christmas via email yesterday but Google says his account doesn't exist. I thought I made a mistake so I tried again a few times but it keeps replying with the same automated message. I'm really upset.

I'm sorry if this blog post isn't on topic.

>> No.10267773

>>10267751
>>10267729
>>10267678
Don't start this shit here and ruin this thread already. Fuck off.

>> No.10267783
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10267783

I plan to study, work-out, play guitar, watch shows, and maybe read a book.

>> No.10267778

the power in my area is going down all day tomorrow because a telephone pole apparently fell down or something. i suppose my parents will think i'll be depressed since i'd have nothing to do, but i guess i'll just stay up all night and sleep through it in the morning.

it is a good excuse to get them to go shopping for snacks and stuff that doesn't require preparation, though.

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>>10267735
There is a free trial for Amazon Prime that lasts a month. If you set the Prime membership to not renew before the trial ends, you never have to pay anything even for the month used it (>>10267542). The point is that you wouldn't have to worry about whether your parents would see your orders if you use your own membership.

>> No.10267815

Learn some more German.

>> No.10267835

Play video games, eat, sleep, browse /jp/

>> No.10267850

Speaking of Amazon, can I sign up for the credit card, get the $30 gift card, and then cancel the credit card? Will my credit take any hit? It says no service fees, but I've never done anything like that so I don't know exactly how it works.

>> No.10267856

>>10267783
Are you going to fuck you're girlfriend too?

>> No.10267861

Get some cash together and buy some booze.

I need enough to last me till NYE, it looks like I'll be spending it with /jp/.

Did anyone else not really feel the Christmas spirit this year? I didn't get any gifts.

>> No.10267878

>>10267465
If it's on their account then it will all be in their order history and might influence their recommended items on the homepage

not worth the risk

>> No.10267897

>>10267878
It's my Amazon account, just tied to their Prime membership. I guess you can have up to four different accounts tied to one Membership. We each have seperate accounts.

>> No.10267921

>>10267897
Why bother? All you get from Prime is free shipping and they already give you that if you are patient enough to wait for the cheapest shipping.

>> No.10267937

>>10267921
Because I'd also like the option for cheap same-day and next-day shipping. Besides, I'm not paying for the account. Just trying to get the most out of this gift card I got for Christmas.

>> No.10267933

>>10267856
like I have one

>> No.10267941

>>10267448
Learn how to program.

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>>10267921
2 day shipping is more attractive than one week shipping

>> No.10267961

Shovel the snow unfortunately.

>> No.10267978

It's 3am here and I'm going to try finding food. Please wait for me, /jp/!

>> No.10267992

>>10267937
Good christmas present choice anon, will you be wearing them?

>> No.10268003 [DELETED] 

I might go to a bar to meet a friend I haven't seen in a while who's in town

probably not though.

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>>10267783
What do you have scheduled? Tomorrow is interval running for me, which is my favorite day. I'll be spending some time at the bag as well so I'll get the full contender experience.

>> No.10268024

>>10267961
Fucking fuck. I forgot I need to do that until you reminded me.

>> No.10268054

>>10267992
Well, yes. I'll probably get some cheaper ones just to see how they feel, before getting something nicer.

>> No.10268114

>>10267978
Thank you for waiting. I found a bar of chocolate.

>> No.10268132

>>10268114
congrats man

>> No.10268146

>>10268114
Does it taste good?

>> No.10268150

>>10268132
Thank you.

>>10268146
Yes, it was very nice.

>> No.10268171

>>10268150
That's good to hear.

>> No.10268178

>>10268024
Now we're both dreading getting up and doing that, I'm sorry.

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>>10268012
Well some time tomorrow I plan to run for an hour, rain or shine. I also plan to do as many push-ups as possible (trying to aim for 35 in a row) and do as many sit-ups in a row as possible. I want to start a new book, listen to some new music on Youtube, and study more random stuff, but mainly odd stuff like Fascism and random Wikipedia articles.

>> No.10268232 [DELETED] 

>>10268054
Good luck anon, I met my qt jpn gf by dressing as a girl online

>> No.10268238

>>10267448

See if my Onahole arrives and then masturbate furiously.

>> No.10268512

For the last few days my big toe has felt like it's vibrating whenever I put it on the ground. I'm not really sure what to make of it.

Has anyone else experienced this?

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10268518

>Adverse Weather May Cause Delay
Dammit UPS. How could you do this to me?

>> No.10268554

>>10268232
god you dont know how pathetic that sounded....

>> No.10268567

>>10268554
I KNOW RITE ¬¬

>> No.10268590

>>10268567
>qt
Why would you point out she's quiet?

>> No.10268600

>>10268590
Maybe she doesn't speak, and only communicates through text.

>> No.10268617

It was not Otaku related, but i got Studio headphones and a Music Production Program.
I produce music.

>> No.10268636

>>10268617
How do I produce music? For example, how do people make the background music for Vocaloid?

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10268638

In the morning sky there are many possibilities...
None fall upon the ears of god.
Enter the realm of the fallen angel...
Forgive the ancient one.

Forever more..
Forever more.

Thank you.

>> No.10268640

>>10268638
...Pardon?
Did you just google translate some words back and forth a lot of times and post the result?

>> No.10268694

The birds have vanished down the sky.
Now the last cloud drains away.

We sit together, the mountain and I,
until only the mountain remains.

>> No.10268719

I'm going to get drunk!

>> No.10268765

>>10268694
>>10268638
Is that from the divine comedy?

>> No.10268819

>>10268765
Some I guess original 'work' for the first (the second link in your post) and some Li Bai for the other.

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In my dark winter
lying ill, at last I ask
how fares my neighbor

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I slept most of the day today. Tomorrow, I'm thinking I'll take a shower and then I'll go grocery shopping. To end the day I'll do laundry and read /g/.

>> No.10268960

I was going to drink again but my mum started complaining that it's the second time this week so I decided to see how much green tea I could drink in 4 hours and am up to 3 liters but now I wonder if I will sleep.

>> No.10268962

>>10268957
Wow, I want to wrestle her in a completely nonsexual way.

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10268966

My NEET lifestyle consists of waking up to my dad yelling at me to get a job and then regretting the last 24 years of my life until he gets back from work to yell at me some more.

It's not my fault that I had multiple concussions as a kid and am now dumb as a brick. I just wish I was dumb enough to not realize my dumbness.

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>>10268966
I'm glad I have a single mom. A dad must be harder to deal with in these kinds of situations.

>> No.10268994

>>10268966
Apply for autismbux, I'm sure mental retardation is accepted.

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>>10268966
I wish I had a dad. My mom always plays favorites with my sisters and they get everything. I got into a fight with my sister about that once, she was angry at me for not having a job or a girlfriend and being dysfunctional. I just couldn't take it and blurted out, "Well at least you had a mom to raise you, I never had a dad to look up to!"

I the started to cry and felt ashamed so I looked down and drove home.

>> No.10269006

I watched a stream of someone walking around Japan going to shops and a restaurant. I'm almost in tears because I know I would be able to go for a long time, if I get to go at all.

>> No.10269005

I love being a neet but reality has a funny way of reminding me that I still need money and I'm not smart enough to get it without working, so I have to live as a freeter more than a pureblood neet.

If normals think they have a rough time getting and holding a job they should try going to work after a year of being a shut-in.

>> No.10269076 [DELETED] 

>>10268994
I'm not actually clinically retarded, it's just that I have no useful skills and never learned any over the last 24 years.

My social retardation doesn't help, either. I probably couldn't even land a manual labor job if it required an interview.

>> No.10269119 [DELETED] 

>>10268966
I never knew had contact with my father before I turned 21. He's been in prison for a while it seems. When I was a child he was in there, and I think he got out when I was about 19, and then went back in.

He's supposed to be getting out in a few years and wants to meet me. The thing is, he's black. I could barely understand him when he spoke to me on the phone. I'm mixed and never once met any of my black family growing up and never had any black influence in my life. I hope he won't be disappointed or angry towards me for that, on top of never having had a girlfriend or a job, or finished highschool.

At least he can write properly. He likes to write to me about how he boxes in prison, and wants to give me a grilled chicken recipe when he gets out. He seems to like all kinds of fringe science stuff too. I think he's Islamic.

>> No.10269146

>>10269119
>I hope he won't be disappointed or angry towards me for that, on top of never having had a girlfriend or a job, or finished highschool.
Ask him to teach you how to hustle n' deal. Time to take up the family business dawg. Get rich or die tryin' homes.

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10269150

I actually don't know what to do!? Hold me /jp/.

I need ideas!

>> No.10269162

>>10269150
Volunteer or do an unpaid internship? Getting in would be ideally easier and they might even hire you at the end. Know someone who became employed that way.

>> No.10269168

>>10269076
/jp/ and a large handful of cool dudes have taught me that academic success has nothing to do with intelligence, so I've come to the conclusion that I really am clinically retarded. Shikataganai!

>> No.10269175

Masturbate ~5 times, play video games, watch some stuff on Youtube,

Same as I did today.

>> No.10269181

>>10269175
Do you ever masturbate to things on YouTube?

>> No.10269202

>>10269181
No I like to use my imagination when I masturbate.

Why? Do you?

>> No.10269204

>>10269202
Sometimes. There's some surprisingly lewd things on there.

>> No.10269211

Do you guys ever stay up for 2-3 days at a time?
I've been told that it's really bad for my health but I'm not sure what effects it can have.

>> No.10269220

>>10269204
Examples please.

>> No.10269250

>>10269181
Yes, I masturbate to some really fucking cute russian tomboy loli talking very quickly. I looked at her face while watching pictures of not drawn loli asses.

I'll post the video if you want, it's cute.

>> No.10269253

>>10269211
I do it all the time. Chronic insomnia's a bitch, and sleeping pills don't help me.

>> No.10269268

>>10269220
I don't have any direct links. Mostly I'll go through related video to related video until I stumble into what is a nice pool of lewdish videos. For instance, parents often put up videos of their children bathing, or at the beach. I think outside of the US, girls often don't wear tops before they grow anything, so you see them walking around topless on beaches. On YouTube this basically translates to the odd videos from family vacations with girls at the beach with just bottoms. There are also a handful of breastfeeding videos where the child seems just a bit too old. Anything under the category of 'art' also has more leeway for nudity than other categories. Sometimes even non-lewd things can work, like some girl who is really excited to show how flexible she is and uploads that video to YouTube. Same goes for girls excited at slumber parties, so they make videos and they're in their pajamas. There's also that one video of the girl getting stuck in the doggy door which I'm not sure why is so arousing.

>> No.10269271

>>10269211
It's bad for your health, stop it.

It's pretty cool, though. You eventually begin to hallucinate sounds.

>> No.10269286

>>10269250
>>10269250
post it please. i need some russian tomboy loli too.

>> No.10269300

>>10269286
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zWrVNzt7do

There was a version with subtitles somewhere in Youtube. I think it was called "i luv u 4chan".

Also, this video is fucking amazing. You probably have seen it before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRdhg6biN0

I love how russian lolis don't stop being lolis until the right age and beyond. Here in America, 10 years olds look like whores and many can bleed already.

>> No.10269312

>>10269300
thanks.


i think westerners mature early. or they just want to look old?
such a shame.

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>>10269211

Yep. I work a night-shift and the nights I work are constantly rotated, but always every other day. So, typically when I have a night off like last night, I'll stay up today, tonight, and sleep tomorrow afternoon before my shift.

>> No.10269356

>>10269326
>I work a night-shift
>work
>>10267448
>This is the NEET thread.
Go away, you putrid cunt. I don't give a shit if you're doing this on purpose to draw attention to yourself, either. Fuck. Off.

>> No.10269365

>>10268617
What headphones, what program?

>> No.10269370 [DELETED] 

>>10269356
im a sad fuck that lives in my parents basement and is just buttmad at ppl being more successful than my pathetic self - you

>> No.10269373 [DELETED] 

>>10269370
>>>/v/

grr i'm so angry

>> No.10269376 [DELETED] 

>>10269373
truNEET4life rite, e/b/in blog thread u guys have

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>>10269356
It's at a remote and tiny grocery store. I think it counts... I'm not trying to draw attention to myself at all...

>> No.10269416

I have to go to a job interview today, I wish I was still in bed.

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>>10268198
>listen to some new music on Youtube
Disgusting.

>> No.10269475

>>10268617
>but i got Studio headphones
If they aren't mdr-v6, they aren't used in many studios. "Studio monitor" is a buzzword. (buzzphrase?)

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>mfw ops shit thread is a containment unit for sad work drone normies while i neet all over them

>> No.10269505

>>10268989
I love that line.

>> No.10269518

I'm exhausted, what am I doing reading this thread?

>> No.10269522

>>10269482
Whoever you are quoting is wise in thought.

>> No.10269527

>>10269475
Studio AKG actually ARE used often in studios. Seen Audio-Technica, Beyers and Shures used as well, and but rarer.
Are you from the US? I have a feeling SONYs are more popular there than in Europe.

>> No.10269530

>>10269518
Normies like you get drawn to containment threads for containment. See >>10269482

>> No.10269536

>>10269527
Yes, the US. The MDR-V6 are everywhere here.

>> No.10269549

>>10269530
I don't get it, is the normie the guy who you're responding to, or >>10269482 with his epic /a/nime image?

>> No.10269553

>>10269549
You know enough. Don't ask any more questions.

>> No.10269567

>>10269416
What job are you trying to get?

>> No.10269587

I used my first dildo last night. I literally couldn't stop shaking when I came inside my onahole at the same time.

>> No.10269637

>>10269587
I wish I could have admired you during the act.

>> No.10269643

>>10269637
Homo.

>> No.10269653

>>10269643
Not homo.
We could have kissu'd. I could hold your hand with mind, and then use my other hand to hold the ona hole steady for you while you bounced up and down on the dildo. Then as you came, I'd hold your shivering warm body tightly to keep you safe and coddled as your butt and penis both came.

>> No.10269658

>>10269653
Sorry but I already love someone and I could never expose myself to anyone else.

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It's another movie night tonight!

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>>10269658
I just...
please.

I thought we were in love.

>> No.10269683

>>10269637
>>10269653
>>10269658
>>10269678
This is not humorous, stop at once.

>> No.10269687

>>10269683
I know its not, my heart hurts.
I just wanted to hold and love him.

>> No.10269696

>>10269687
!!

>> No.10269747 [DELETED] 

>>10269530
>>10269549
How is it possible to be this dense? Does it require several mental illnesses?

>> No.10269945

>>10269747
The autism is strong in this one

>> No.10269987

>>10269662
maybe if you watched less shit popular movies that everyone in the fucking world has seen, i'd join.

>> No.10270063

>>10269987
This isn't the Obscure Movies Club. We watch what we want to watch.

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I couldn't open my left eye when I woke up today. It felt like I poked it or something.

>> No.10270095

>>10269567
Stock Auditing in supermarkets in my region. I doubt it'll go anywhere, which is fine.

>> No.10270100

>>10270063
then have fun not having people who actually like movies coming.

>> No.10270275

>>10270095
Neat. I dont know much about stock auditing though :p Well I do hope it works out for you. I need a new job for some money, but I dont like working with others or around them. I might just mow lawns like mexicans or some shit.

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How do your parents react to you shitting on the floor?

I've found it's very tiresome to actually get up, go to the toilet, and sit on it for half an hour, so I like to just stand around and shit on the floor of my bedroom, or the kitchen while I'm making myself a meal or snack, or whatever. The other day my dad told me he was ashamed of me for being a pathetic NEET slacker, and that the shitting on the floor was not just my autism acting up. When I started crying while pooping, he kind of left me alone, and my mom went and got a paper plate, some paper towels and such, to scoop my poop off the floor and then mop it. They make such a big deal about a log or two of poop in the kitchen.

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>>10270453
I like what you're doing with my meme.

Keep it up.

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I'll probably gaze longinly at my Dream pc on new egg, waiting to get my fucking 4k in savings and buy all the parts for it. Get that fuckin 250 ssd, quad i7, get dat 7.1 virtual and so much more. The I'll shove a finger up my ass and massage my prostate for a healthy semen-storage facility. Then work on playing touhou pieces for piano. Necrofantasia is np. Also, surf more >>/jp/

>> No.10270672

Quit my job.

>> No.10270720

>>10270599
>that spine
I feel so bad for the girl on the right.

>> No.10270743

>>10270672
Welcome to truNEET status

>> No.10270749

Have sex with my huskie cos dog pussy is op.

>> No.10270825

>>10267542
>such as FREE Two-Day shipping to street addresses in the contiguous U.S.
Being Canadian is suffering.

>> No.10271192

Well, it's tomorrow and I just woke up.

What should I do, /jp/?

>> No.10271880

If you're a miserable NEET, you might want to read this:
>http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
It's a bit abrasive, but the underlying message is alright, mostly.
(if you're a happy NEET, ignore it)

>> No.10271894

>>10271192
blog some more

>> No.10271910

>>10271880

>Cracked

Leave.

>> No.10271932

>>10271910
Skimmed through the article. It makes sense. You should be able to judge the content yourself, regardless of the source.

>> No.10271944

>>10271932
>>10271910
>>10271880

It makes sense, but it's not world-shattering revelations. It's stuff that everybody over the age of 20 knows and understands. It's like when some kid discovers Chaos Theory and thinks it's the coolest thing ever and everybody else just goes "Yeah, I remember learning about that" BUT THEN THE KID WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART FOR LEARNING ABOUT IT.

Sorry. I really hate people who think they're smart for thinking things that everybody else already knows.

>> No.10271955

I'm going to see a therapist or something about me biting and ripping the skin off of my hands/knuckles and how I might have assburgers, will I get autism bux? If so, how much?

>> No.10271961 [DELETED] 

>>10271944

this and cracked is preachy, poorly researched shit.

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>>10267448
Taking a family member to the hospital for some cardiovascular do-hickey
So reading a light novel or two in the waiting room
maybe chat up some old people that are there

>> No.10271997

>>10271944
>It's stuff that everybody over the age of 20 knows and understands
Everybody on /jp/?

We both know that ain't true.

>> No.10272006

>>10271961

Cracked is the most preachy bullshit I've ever heard. It's filled with lots of nice fancy words and lots of emotion and good writing but it ain't got shit worth of substance to back any of it up. It's all fucking fluff and no buff.

>> No.10272026

>>10270275
The only reason I even went is because I need the money too. Working is such a hassle.

>> No.10272065

>>10271880
You do not belong here, get out.

>> No.10272093

>>10269587
Were you the guy who posted in the last thread about fingering yourself while masturbating with an onahole? Did you get the dildo for Christmas?

>> No.10272095

Spank my monkey

>> No.10272127
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Here I go!

>> No.10272137

I'll be waiting for a package to arrive. I ordered a 32GB CF card. Prior to this I had an 8GB card which was fine for photo, but wasn't great for video because 8GB of video is about twenty minutes, spread over two videos because FAT16 only supports file sizes up to 4GB.

Even if I still have to record in ten minute segments, I'm really excited to be able to record longer than twenty minutes.

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>>10267448
>What's one thing you'll do tomorrow?
Ill keep working on my game. gif related

>> No.10272167

>>10272159
That looks suprisingly good.

>> No.10272175

last night my shower curtain mysteriously fell down all by itself so I took it as a sign that I should clean my bathroom. the curtain was originally white but had turned black over the course of 2 or 3 years so I just bought a new one. I got a spray bottle full of tile cleaner but it was only enough to clean one wall. now my shower looks like 1/3 bathroom and 2/3 ancient limestone cave.

>> No.10272198

>>10271894
It's been almost 4 hours since I woke up and I haven't done anything yet. Maybe I should just go back to sleep.

>> No.10272205

>>10272175
Did you bargain the price of the shower curtain down? Shower curtains are one of those things you should never pay full price for, like Velveeta.

>> No.10272416

>>10272159
Seems pointless but I actually think it looks really interesting.

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>>10271955

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>>10271955
>>10272490
It's really hard to say, and no one except the SSI people are going to be able to tell you how much you'll get. I wouldn't bring it up benefits during the visit but obviously accept any suggestions of disorders/etc that come up.

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>>10272510
Sounds like a deal~

>> No.10272825

>>10271955
It differs by state. You might be able to find out what you need via google.

Also, is biting really worth seeing a shrink for? I eat my fingernails so far down that they end up hurting later, and I also eat the skin off my lips. Been doing it for years, doesn't seem like anything more than a habit..

>> No.10272827

>>10272825
That's what I was thinking. I bite the skin around my nails so much that they bleed sometimes.

>> No.10272833

>>10272825
My case isn't anything like that.

>> No.10272838

>>10272833
Yeah, knuckles/hands doesn't sound like a good/efficient place to get delicious bodily byproducts.

Good luck regardless.

>> No.10273042

What do you do when you get bored? My dream is basically to live on SSI for the rest of my life, to never have to do anything. Basically, the NEET dream. However, lately I've been getting these moods where I just don't have the patience for anything. I don't enjoy anything I have immediate access to and I don't want to waste the effort of trying to find something to do. (For instance, downloading a new game or anime.) By forcibly distracting myself with something or just sleeping I can usually just get it to pass, however it has brought up a bit of an insecurity in me.

What if I become dissatisfied with even NEEThood? If I had to stop spending all day on the computer I don't know how I'd replace it. I hated school, and I hated working even more, and as far as I'm concerned in the current system both are a huge scam anyway. I don't like socializing either, and while I don't mind doing outdoorsy things, it's not something I'd be able to spend all my time on. If (or when) I can't enjoy my time on the computer anymore, it just seems like there will be nothing left.

No matter how I look at it, I can only imagine such a scenario ending in a one-way trip to Gensokyo.

>> No.10275496

>>10273042
Find other people to NEET it up with, offline.

>> No.10275877

>>10275496
how

>> No.10276200
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Lewd.

>> No.10276288

As of late I've been watching episodes of MTV Cribs on Youtube. This show not only makes me jealous, but also fascinates me a lot. I just get into these moods where I think of nothing but what it's like to be rich and what I would I do if I became rich.

I know it's very typical to say something like this, but I honestly I feel like I was meant to be rich. I enjoy taking it easy and I'm relatively materialistic, but at the same time I'm very humble about it, so I wouldn't be very rash with the way I spend things or leave my "comfort zone," so to speak.

I just wanna watch more Cribs.

>> No.10276466

>This show not only makes me jealous, but also fascinates me a lot.

Really? Now, it's been years since I last watched any of it, but it always made me sad.

Sure, there were some people, mostly older, who had pretty cool houses.

But most of them?

You could tell those weren't houses people built to live in. Those were made to show off, maybe to host some parties now and then, and they mostly looked like set decorations, not homes.

It was particularly obvious in the houses of(usually black) celebrities who rapidly escaped poverty, like rappers or athletes.

>> No.10276573

>>10271880
Thank you.

>> No.10276586
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10276586

Has anyone else just been absurdly horny lately???

Everytime I wake up I just subtly hump my bed and I always have erections throughout the day. I never held a girls hand before, so I dunno if that is the reason.

>> No.10276590 [DELETED] 

>>10276586
your body is going through changes
this is a part of growing up
enjoyee
enjoyee
your puberty!

>> No.10276597

>>10276590
But i'm 21....

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>>10276586
I do that too, but it gets more violent as it goes on
Also 21, so probably at the right level of horny

>> No.10276621

>>10276586
I masturbated 3 times last night and now my dick is chafed. Still feel like fapping.

>> No.10276638

>>10276586
You need to fap more.

>> No.10276671

>>10276586
I hate the transition between lewd dreaming and waking up. Just laying in bed aggressively jerking your dick off with your eyes closed, attempting to finish what you were dreaming of in your head.

>> No.10276714

i want to be fucked by a cute /jp/sy neet!

>> No.10276745
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>>10276714
No you don't.

You'll meet up, then you'll see his hairy legs and dick and potentially man boobs and flab all over the place.

Then you'll reconsider it.

>> No.10276812

>>10276745
that's why he meant CUTE, dummy

>> No.10276822

>>10276745
as long as they arent overweight i dont care

>> No.10276839

I'm going to a cat sanctuary to adopt my late christmas present. :3

>> No.10276856

Foolz is still down.

>> No.10276860

My CF card came today, I'm pretty happy. For some reason, it felt heavier than my old one, and when I weighed it I discovered the new one is three grams heavier than the old one. Fascinating.

>> No.10276862

>>10276856
Foolz is a pretty silly name.

>> No.10276864

>>10276839
How nice, I hope you find a perfect little cat

>> No.10276878

>>10276864
i want to be his cat

>> No.10277153

Turn down an offer to move some lady's furniture out for $50

>> No.10277195

Does anyone here want to have someone to talk to about daily stuff like >>10276860, trips to the grocery store, dreams you had at night, etc? No normalfags, no EETs.

Email in email field, please email me if you're interested.

>> No.10277205

>>10277195
You're going to collect all my emails and post them somewhere so that people can laugh at me aren't you?

>> No.10277212

I'm going to play MGS4 and finish this chapter of genki

>> No.10277244

>>10277205
Why the fuck would I do that? I could ask you the same thing, but it would be a stupid, paranoid question.

Besides, what would keep you from changing email addresses? Just use a disposable one or something.

Worst case scenario: we stop talking to each other. That's it.

>> No.10277275

>>10277244
You sound kind of brash...

>> No.10277296

>>10277244
Well last time I emailed someone it didn't end well. I got his email from a paranormal research forum, people were claiming that he was a member of the Illuminati or some kind of satanist agent. Turns out he was a British artist looking for material for his new comic

>> No.10277302

>>10277296
thx4sharing

'preciate it bro

>> No.10278018

Have you guys ever tried taking DPH?

>> No.10278048

>>10278018
Yes, all the time.

>> No.10278055
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10278055

Contemplating whether or not I should purchase a tracksuit. I'm not a cute girl so I don't even know if I'll want to wear it. I believe only cute girls are allowed to wear them as a replacement for their entire wardrobe.

>> No.10278075

>>10278055
You will probably just end up looking like a ned.

>> No.10278089

>>10278048
What were your visions like? Is it true it makes you delirious? It's kinda expensive and I don't want to waste my money on it for no reason.

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>>10278075

Here's the perfect fake burberry tracksuit for a budding ned.

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I went to the grocery store. I live right by it but everyone along the way was so fucking creepy. Every interaction was as awkward as they could make it. I got in line where this she-boon was cashiering. I say that because I hate her. There was this sign that said "no large bills $100". When I asked about it, the nigger and lady behind her laughed and said it meant the change they give back, as if it were obvious and I was so fucking stupid. Nothing on the fucking sign suggested that. Usually I say please when asking something. I decided from now on I'm just going to talk to these people with commands. Of course, just like always the cashier cunts have to make stupid comments about my groceries, "oh you always buy that. Is it good?" or suggesting some crazy tactless alternate use. This time the bagger said I must be buying plastic cups because I'm having a beer party (she said something else but I didn't understand. Some kind of beer bong? I don't know). I use them because I don't have a dishwasher. After some additional laughing, they were probably fucked up, I escaped from their gay fucking store and headed back to the apartment. Today I got outside too late to do anything but go to the store, so I still haven't done laundry as I said the other day I was going to do. That was all I did today.

>> No.10278416

>>10278403
I think she said "Beer Pong."

It's some game where you throw a ball into a plastic cup and drink the ball or something.

>> No.10278419

>>10278403
A++ narrative. You should become a light novel protagonist.

>> No.10278476

>>10278403
hahahaha imagine working as a bagger
american culture is so crazy
did you give the bagger a tip? hahahahaha

>> No.10278478

>>10278476
Do Euros seriously not tip their baggers? I usually do 15% of my purchase.

>> No.10278486

>>10278478
In all my years of shopping, I have never even encountered a bagger. They just sort of slide your purchases down to the end, where the bags hang, and let you do it yourself.
I quite like the system.

>> No.10278517

>>10278476
I recently saw a bagger for the first time in my life. It was at a grocery store right before Christmas, so they were probably hired for the holiday rush. The bagger who bagged my stuff was like a stereotype of "teenager who just got his first job". He was so awkward, he made me feel like a socially adjusted person in comparison.

I feel really bad for anyone who'd spend any more than a couple of weeks in a job like that.

>> No.10278528

>>10278517
I outright /want/ a job like that.

>> No.10278533

>>10278476
She was just a grocery store crew that went over to help the cashier by finishing bagging my groceries. They're idiots with a shit job and were being rude to me. The worst part is when the cashier hands me my money and receipt and acts like I'm holding them up if I take one second to put my money in my wallet. I also hate grocery stores because I used to work in one.

>> No.10278571

>>10278533
>acts like I'm holding them up if I take one second to put my money in my wallet

Every time. I do it anyway. I also pay with exact change sometimes. You mad, next person in line?

>> No.10278572

watch youtube videos

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>> No.10278655

I'm planning on going on a drive tomorrow.

>> No.10278660

>>10278018
I tried it last month. It's cheap, you can get it from amazon for a few dollars. And yes, I'd say it was worth it

>> No.10278680

I'm doing to read the SDL documentation

>> No.10278694

>>10278528
I'd be worried that some customer would get mad at me for not bagging their groceries properly

>> No.10278703

>>10278089
Where are you from? You can get 100 pills from Wal-Mart for four US dollars. The things I get at the doses I take aren't anything more than light smoke, or breathing/bulging walls, or wavy/slightly swaying vision. Anything more than that just mostly causes people to see bugs. Personally I've always had more auditory hallucinations than visual. Usually things like phones and doorbells ringing, or voices.

As for behavioral, it definitely makes you delirious. The things you do see and hear seem so real that you can't easily tell between if they're real or not. That's mostly what it does at higher doses. That aside, I get confused pretty easily, simple tasks take a while to do because I'm not at 100%, nothing is really humorous anymore, and I slow down physically because my body just feels heavier.

I've found the best uses are for masturbation. It also obviously helps a person fall asleep and helps allergies.

>> No.10279609

>>10278655
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>> No.10279955

>>10278403
Smack that bitch up, change your pitch up.

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>>10278018
No because I don't like spiders. I used to abuse opiates constantly though.

>> No.10280683

>>10278703
I was told the right dose can change a person's outlook on life. I've only tried 15g, didn't see much except for some bats and spiders while I was trying to fall asleep. Got really fucking scared

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Internally combust. I hate my life.

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I've been getting translation projects from my sister lately. I have to translate large documents from English to my native language, which is a piece of cake for me. I get 5 cents for every word I translate. It doesn't sound like much, but once you get into it, you can easily make 50 euros ~66 dollars in an hour.

It's the best opportunity to make money I've ever had. I can just sit behind my PC and listen to my favourite music while translating, then browsing /jp/ and playing games when I want a break.

Did you ever make money and stay in your house at the same time /jp/? It's an amazing thing to be able to do. I might finally be able to buy my very first dakimakura soon.

>> No.10280786

Spending New Year alone again, my family said they don't want me in their home because they don't want my little siblings to see what their older sister has turned herself into. I honestly miss them, hopefully next year they'll be old enough to come and see me alone.

>> No.10280803

>>10280786
Are you a girl? What did you turn into? Sucks anyways. I have a rash on my chest.

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>>10280755

ganbatte kudasai

>> No.10280816

>>10278403
That's a cute image, but it bugs me when artists but the massive light glare things. It looks like she has a festering boil on her shoulder.

>> No.10280822

>>10280786
btw im a girl

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>>10280806
Thanks. The problem is hiding my dakimakura from my roommate. I live in a house together with him, and he goes to college. He has no idea of my lifestyle and doesn't even know what anime is, so I wonder how he'd react if he saw a daki on my bed one day..

Does anybody know of any good ways to stash away a dakimakura?

>> No.10280834

>>10280826
Just put it in a pillowcase or some shit.

>> No.10280845

>>10280803
Shamefully announcing this on anonymous board but yes. Just the fact that I am NEET is not likable to my family and they definitely don't want my siblings to see me in that condition. I'm not sure they would recognize me anyways, it has been a long time since I last saw them and they were pretty little but not only that, I am poor when it gets to taking care of appearance

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>>10280834
Except, dakimakura are somewhat larger than your average pillow.

>> No.10280868

>>10280845
Why don't your siblings live in your parents house?

>> No.10280872

>>10280826
Just tell him you're a weirdo

>> No.10280883

>>10280868
They do, I live cheaply alone on my parents' money. They said the last thing they would do is to allow me to stay with them if that's how I am gonna live.

>> No.10280899

>>10278517
Bagger here. It's not as bad as it seems. You're just at the absolute bottom of the totem poll is all.


So nevermind. It actually is shit.

>> No.10280901

Today is after aftertomorrow tomorrow the op is asking about.
Isn't it fascinating.

I'm suffering from a slight lack of sleep and tripping out.
Protomen is a fucking amazing music to listen in that state. The images really get into your head.
I love music with story. Story with music. Whatever. Rock opera.

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still working on my /jp/-game
it's the only thing which gives me some motivation

>> No.10280931

Sleep all day

>> No.10280938

>>10280921
Oh, that looks nice. What kind of game is it? What language are you using?

>> No.10280945

>>10280921
Looks interesting, keep it up!

>> No.10280947

>>10280938
multiplayer angry birds with base building. yukkuri are targets and touhous can shoot stuff in attack-phase.
using java

>> No.10280955

>>10280947
>using java
Any special library or you're doing everything from scratch?

>> No.10280969

>>10280883
Can I come live with you then?

>> No.10280972

>>10280955
i use slick2d but ive basically done the networking and GUI part from scratch
the language doesn't matter though. i get fastest results with java so i programmed it using java.

>> No.10280991

>>10280969
I'm not sure both me and you would like that. I'm quite untidy.

>> No.10280998

>>10280991
Depends where

>> No.10281018

>>10280998
Can you cook?

...Nah, just kidding. I am not sure if I am capable of living with another person or just seeing and talking to someone on a regular basis.

>> No.10281019

>>10280998
>>10280991
I wonder if any of the NEETs here will ever hook up and fug.
That would be hella great though.

>> No.10281035

>>10281019
Why are you replying me? There was no mention of those things.

>> No.10281043

>>10281035
I've got a dirty mind, It can't be helped.

>> No.10281048

I'm sick of this. Everyday the same stuff...sleeping, fapping, sleeping...

>> No.10281056

>>10281048
Stop fapping.

I'm gonna try stopping masturbating after New Year.

>> No.10281063

>>10281056
How?

>> No.10281066

>>10281056
Good luck giving up after 2 days.

>> No.10281067

>>10281019
No thanks, I'm not into such things.

>> No.10281074

>>10281066
This.

>> No.10281089

>>10281066
I've once dropped fapping for a year and half.

I should be able to repeat this, seeing how my sex drive is much lower this days and I don't even enjoy it that much anymore.

It's more of an experiment anyway, I just wonder if I will get a bit more energy to do other stuff.

I might need to cut down on /jp/ though, the board is way too lewd.

>>10281067
>I'm not into such things.
Not into sex?

>> No.10281092

I've found it to be really easy to stop masturbating when you actually have stuff to do during the day. When I'm stuck behind my PC for 12 hours, I'm always gonna be fapping.

>> No.10281101

>>10281089
Hook ups. The possibility of sex scares me a bit too, I am a virgin and I imagine that it'd be painful.

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I had some work for the past three days. I now have flu and high fever.

Never again, /jp/.

>> No.10281150

>>10281140
That sound horrible. I hope you get better soon, anon.

>> No.10281185

>>10280845
I hope you aren't fat or anything

>> No.10281197

>>10281101
>I am a virgin and I imagine that it'd be painful.
Just get yourself a dildo and break your hymen already, unless you are treasuring it for a magical prince.

Shit, I would expect NEETs here to be more adventurous about sticking things into lewd places.

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10281198

Rally the troops, gas der Juden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBAlcgfzxCo

>> No.10281218

>>10281101
Why would you want to hook up with someone? Wouldn't you rather have a boyfriend? I know I would, I could never even imagine hooking up with someone.

>> No.10281243

>>10281089
You shouldn't do that anon, it's bad for your health.

>> No.10281255

I honestly think I just didn't end up making friends because the activities I wanted to do were illegal and possibly dangerous.

There were video games and anime, sure, but I also really liked doing things like trespassing on various property, and only going outside in the midnight - 6 AM period. Also, other even more top secret stuff that I would surely get sent to jail for without a question is somebody found out. Anyway, nobody was fun to be around. All typical, safe stuff. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find people that share the same enthusiasm for those things.

But now those days are gone, and I've lost any social skills I had completely. To a new day, I suppose!

>> No.10281296

>>10281243
My health is shit anyway and I feel physically shitty from the moment I wake up till the moment I go to sleep.

I also have a mild self-destruction/death obsession.
I actually find your post rather strange.

>> No.10281312

>>10281296
>death obsession
Hm, does this entail you watching a lot of videos of people dying and watching/reading other similar morbid things?

>> No.10281322

>>10281089
This board is disgustingly lewd.

>> No.10281334

>>10281322
Yes~ Keep talking dirty to me

>> No.10281383
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>>10271978
Why does this sound fun to me?

>> No.10281390

>>10281218
I said I weren't into them.>>10281197
I can't afford dildo but even if I could I am not sure if I have enough bravery to end my virginity like that. Somewhere deep inside I still believe one day I might meet someone, yet...>>10281185
I wouldn't live with myself if I was That's disgusting

I am gonna sleep. Good night /jp/

>> No.10281398

>>10281197
what about the emotional pain. /jp/ is a safe place for sensitive people.

>> No.10281412

>>10281390
good. sorry i just kind of jumped to conclusions without reading everything.

>> No.10281445 [DELETED] 
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10281445

Can someone tell me when the transition between the two happened, approximately? I really wanted to experience board before subhum/a/n /v/ermin infested /jp/.

>> No.10281449

>>10281312
>a lot
Mild obsession. I don't go out of my way to find death related shit, but I do enjoy a good suicide, have fascination with wars and love death related things (media, holidays, whatever). I also keep cycling on my own death.
I think that's basically a more positive mutation of my depression.

I don't enjoy extreme guro or pain though. This shit is fucking gross.

>>10281390
Save up some money for dildo.
You are wasting your vagina! So many males not getting any vagina and you are just wasting yours without properly enjoying it!
>Somewhere deep inside I still believe one day I might meet someone
You don't need the intact hymen for that though, just saying "my first time" should be enough.
Anyone who needs a confirmation that he deflowered you in a form of sea of blood is likely to be a shitty person.

>> No.10281467

>>10281390
Girls are so weak. Even when it's obvious that no such person will come, you just cannot face it.

I gave up my anal virginity a long time ago and I have no regrets.

>> No.10281470

>>10281445
so you admit to being a /a/tard and a /v/irgin?

/jp/ has always been like this besides NEET threads.

>> No.10281483

>>10281470
I can't trust you. And no, I was on other smaller boards, most of which were not on 4chan.

>> No.10281491

>>10281445
Are the "girls" on /jp/ really that cute? If so, we can we start dating? I like sucking cocks.

>> No.10281498

>>10280755
What is your native language? I couldn't never do something like that because my native language skills suck.

>> No.10281545

Goodnight friend.

>> No.10281550

>>10281498
>couldn't never
Your English skills aren't perfect either.
Just joking, but my native language is Dutch, and I'm quite proficient at both.

>> No.10281655

My mother bought me a treat and put lotion on my back after I had a shower. Thanks mom!

>> No.10281724

>>10281655
Your mother sounds lovely.

>> No.10282338

I will crack some pecans and almonds to eat. It makes me feel more accomplished than simply eating them out of a bag.

>> No.10282360

I woke up and had coffee, my mom made it, NEET life for life

>> No.10282388

I bought a bottle of gin for new year's eve and I had to seriously hold myself back not to just go through it today.

Thank god I can't afford alcohol or other drugs on a regular basis, I'm pretty sure I'd become an addict pretty fast.

Fruit and mint tea with gin is delicious, by the way.

>> No.10282454

I want to stop being a NEET and start being a maid for a /jp/sie, how can I do this?

>> No.10282475

>>10282454
Go out with me and I will support and take care of you. You can be my maid for the rest of our lives.

>> No.10282477

>>10282454

Got to have a BA in cleaning first.

>> No.10282484

>>10282475
Will you pay for my plane ticket?

>> No.10282486

>>10282475
Where do you live, I'd agree to this.

>>10282484
You're not me, but I have the same question.

>> No.10282497

finish watching chuunibyou

wonder what i should watch next

>> No.10282501

>>10282484
>>10282486
I suppose I could, but you will also have to let me put my dick in your butt on a regular basis.

>> No.10282509

>>10282501
I'm ok with that.

>> No.10282515

Finally quit my shitty part-time job.
Officially truNEET now.
Life starts getting better, right?

>> No.10282520

>>10282388
Please don't do drugs.

>> No.10282522

>>10282501
I'm okay with that too.
>>10282509
This person is not as good as me.

Actually on second thought, move in both of us and you can have both of us and we can all have sex.

>> No.10282530

>>10282509
>>10282522
I bet you guys are not even cute. I want to have a cute maid.

>> No.10282534

>>10282522
>Actually on second thought, move in both of us and you can have both of us and we can all have sex.
I second this.

>>10282530
You can decide on that later, if I'm no good send me home.

>> No.10282546

>>10282530
Everyone tells me I am.
>>10282534
Maybe we can just be cute NEET maids together if this nerd wont enable us.

>> No.10282550

>>10282546
Don't bully.

>> No.10282555

>>10282550
Sorry.

>> No.10282557

>>10282546
This is turning out better than expected. Everyone claims I'm cute, but I don't want to be the judge of that.

>> No.10282566

>>10282557
We seem really similar you and I. I like you.

>> No.10282568

>>10282497
Go watch something by Satoshi Kon

>> No.10282569

>>10282566
I bet I'd like to spend time with you, too bad this will never happen.

>> No.10282572

>>10282569
Do you have steam or skype?

>> No.10282588

>>10282572
Could you post email? I'd like something a little less quick.

>> No.10282591

>>10277212
I installed MGS4 and that's about it :(

>> No.10282605

>>10282588
okay

>> No.10282623

>>10282605
sick email dude LOL

>> No.10282624

Watch maybe half a movie, browse /jp/ for the rest. Depression sucks.

>> No.10282628

>>10282605
I can't wait for this to be a trick, sent something.

>> No.10282640

>>10282628
I replied

>> No.10282752

Hey Sieg, I can't reply to you for some reason. I'm sorry.

>> No.10282977

>>10282752
It says this

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

and lots of random letters. Please make a new email on gmail or something!

>> No.10282991

>>10282977
I get this when trying to send something to a a friend of mine, I thought he went crazy and deleted his account, maybe gmail is having issues though,

>> No.10282997

>>10282605
I sent you an email. Please respond.

>> No.10283005

>>10282997
Are you the one with the troll email?

>> No.10283129
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10283129

My older cousin is coming over tomorrow and staying to celebrate new years with me. She'll be cooking and cleaning up my messy condo which I never seem to do. With all the truNEET OT I've been doing it's finally about time I can take it easy for a short while. Will probably rewatch pic related tomorrow too.

>> No.10283193

>>10283005
I sent you another email with the subject please respond.

>> No.10283213

>>10283193
You have a troll email I don't trust you so I'm not going to respond. sorry!

>> No.10283217

>>10280872
this, it makes life so much easier

>> No.10283226

>>10283213
P-please? It's my regular email account. ;_;

>> No.10283243

>>10283226
Post you're email address

>> No.10283250

>>10283226
You're either actually 14 years old, or a troll.

either way!

>> No.10283328

>>10283250
Oh, that's what has you worried. That was just me being silly when I made it.

Please respond anon, I want to talk with you!

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Anyone that is actually interested in becoming a housekeeper can email me, it wouldn't be hard for me to support another person and it would be nice to have someone around to keep the place tidy. We can chat about it to see if it would work out.

>> No.10283623

>>10283564
I sent you a short message just so you'd have my contact address, I need to go to bed now though. I hope you're serious!

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>>10283623
No need to be wary, I'm serious but I won't be rushing anyone to make a decision they're uncomfortable with.

>> No.10287806

>>10283564
Where?

>> No.10287806,1 [INTERNAL] 

where my neets at

>> No.10287806,2 [INTERNAL] 

fatNEET here

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