/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

We have a thread going on /mu/ about the underground music in Japan, do you think you can reveal some hidden gems?

>>>/mu/31461630

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/mu/31464076

Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266090
I meant this one >>>/mu/31464076

[Anonymous No.]

lel weaboo plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266095
lmao i linked the same post
i give up

[Anonymous No.]

is this guy serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266098
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not visiting your link, but
http://denpa.uni.me/
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Doujin_music

Fairly underground, I guess?

There are also a ton of other doujin (indie) groups, but I don't really follow them.

[Anonymous No.]

define: underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266102
>Oh God no. /jp/ listen to a few good albums but most of it is just really awful doujin music. A lot of hardcore electronic stuff, metal, WUBWUBWUB, and incredibly amateurish vocalists. There's an essential touhou chart /jp/ made somewhere, but I don't have it.

So is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266104
Music that doesn't receive sizable mainstream attention (e.g. what is commonly known as j-rock, j-pop.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266105
Yes. We're not ashamed about it. We have nothing to prove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266095
>>10266090
>>10266095
>A lot of hardcore electronic stuff, metal, WUBWUBWUB, and incredibly amateurish vocalists.
All of these are well-represented among doujin music, but there's more than that.

>most of it is just really awful doujin music.
I can't tell, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266105
No board is a hivemind.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266105
Yes. We like it and it can't be helped, besides, if we cared about what other people thinks about our tastes /jp/ wouldn't exists.

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

What do you guys think of 戸川純?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266105
Some of us enjoy that stuff, yes.
I'm sorry if we're not cool enough for you.

[Anonymous No.]

yes, but why would I share with you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

I mostly listen to progressive rock and a few other rock subgenres, but I also listen to denpa when I feel like it, and a few other touhou doujin music albums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266124
What's some progressive rock from Japan and why do you guys sage at literally every post?

[Anonymous No.]

>A lot of hardcore electronic stuff, metal, WUBWUBWUB, and incredibly amateurish vocalists.
There's everything for every genre and amateurish vocals you say? What the fuck are you listening to? pre-2008 stuffs?
Psh, we got some of the best vocalists around here that even broke into mainstream. Keep your mouth shut, you don't know what you're talking about, kid.

>most of it is just really awful doujin music.
Okay, now you're just not even trying.

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266129
Bondage Fruit - Bondage Fruit
Brast Burn - DEBON
Far East Family Band - Nipponjin
Geinoh Yamashirogumi - Osorezan / Dou no Kenbai and Symphonic Suite AKIRA
Green Milk From the Planet Orange - City Calls Revolution
Koenji Hyakkei - Angherr Shisspa
Mong Hang - Family
Osamu Kitajima - Benzaiten
Ruins - Hyderomastgroningem
Sadistic Mika Band - Black Ship
YBO² - Alienation
Yonin Bayashi - Golden Picnics
Wha Ha Ha - Shinutokiwa Betsu

Also Knead - 1st
>>10266120
Please reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266129
Sage is polite. It's saying "My post isn't important enough to bump the thread."

/jp/ uses sage correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266129
Because it makes them look cool and aloof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266129
Some people got it into their heads that they should only ever bump a thread if they're making a high-quality post in a high-quality thread as some sort of front page quality control measure. In practice they just end up saging everything. It's sort of stupid but there it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266127
Because you have no one else to share with

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266134
More links, less talking

[Anonymous No.]

Japan is pretty awesome when it comes to gitch and noise.
Ametsub is fucking dope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266134
>amateurish vocals you say? What the fuck are you listening to? pre-2008 stuffs?
What are YOU listening to? There are shitloads of albums out there featuring amateur vocalists. Not everybody restricts themselves to listening only to the "top class" stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266129
I listen to western progressive rock. Camel, Rush,Jethro Tull, Yes and some others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266149
Maybe you could use this. It will probably just make you angry though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266140
I'm going to assume that you're just new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266129
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266154
I think I outgrew that label just a little while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

http://youtu.be/-BAvLYgq5m0

Touhou arranges!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266154
And you?

[Anonymous No.]

I only listen to vocaloid and old videogame synths.
So yeah, I guess that post you quoted is spot-on.

[Anonymous No.]

/mu/, what happened to your /mu/ essentials page?

Also, is there an "essential synthpop" image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266140
>>10266135
>>10266157
>>10266137
tricked

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266155
It's not that ``Some people got it into their heads that they should only ever bump a thread if they're making a high-quality post'', it's called being polite with the rest of the community by not sending a pointless reply to the top of the board. It's not ``some sort of front page quality control measure'', it's proper board etiquette.

[Anonymous No.]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AtCOLbpf61vydG5qaDhEM1BDVzZaMWVBU2lWeXlqd2c#gid=0

Listen to all of that, then you can come back to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266167
A hearty ruse.

[sage No.]

sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266172
Sorry, but I stopped reading at the first pair of tildes. Try using proper quotation marks next time.

[Loligagging !vVo2vlwdy2 No.]

>>10266134
>Psh, we got some of the best vocalists around here that even broke into mainstream.
Good for them. Though I bet if you were to downloading every album that was released at the last c80 and listened to them, you would find most of the vocals are really shaky, out of tune, or god-forbid they're vocaloid vocals. Not to mention the production on a lot of the electronic doujin albums are incredibly generic, especially the harder side of it. Just that they picked up on the brostep genre almost instantly as it blown up shows how uncreative they are. Some of the orchestral/ambient/instrumental stuff is pretty good (Does anyone have the /jp/ touhou album chart?), but even then a ton of it is touhou remixes so no matter what you're going to be stuck listening to the same songs remixed over and over and over again until the next game comes out.

This song sums up pretty much what I have against doujin music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmINKLeO5g


Like come on guys I like some doujin music but to deny that the majority of the vocalists are amateurish (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) and that the production is generic is silly. I find a lot of doujin singers try too hard to change their voice to sound kawaii as fuq instead of focusing on sounding, you know, good.

But yeah, just an opinion bruh bruh. Music is subjective.

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266166
Please Google /mu/ essentials.
I can't link you because spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266176
reported link to mf ^_^
sage because i want to save the board and board etiquette !!! :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266180
But I am.

Read the original ASCII specification. It has nothing to do with fonts or how people drew glyphs as Mr mgk25 seems to imply. Granted many developers drew them this way, but it was because it was more aesthetically-pleasing.
ASCII only had seven bits to work with so some characters carried multiple meanings. I never see people complain when - is used as both a hyphen and a minus, or when people use it in place of the Unicode hyphen/minus/dash characters.
` was defined as both LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK and GRAVE ACCENT. `This' and ``This'' are the proper quoting methods in ASCII. They pre-date TEX and /prog/ and wherever else you may have seen them crop up. Typing 'this' is equivalent to using parentheses )like this) instead of (like this). If you're so obsessed with symmetry, use the Unicode quote characters (・and ・ ・and ・. Don't do 'this' then preach me to me when I use characters correctly.

Attached image is from the original ASCII specification. Here are some famous computer scientists using ``faggot quotes'':

http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/cacm.html
http://www-formal.stanford.edu/jmc/robotandbaby/robotandbaby.html
http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/faq.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266183
>reported link to mf ^_^
Please don't ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266183
Woah, you're so comedic, buddy, you must be the king of irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266180
They're not ‘tildes’, they're left single quotation marks as defined in ASCII.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266182
For some reason, it won't work for me. It just links me to a a Google log-in page. Maybe I need to allow Google's cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266183
Why? I always thought the sage obsession came from the VIPPERS anyway, sage actually does have a use in textboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266199
HOLY SHJIT LOL TOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266190
You're so retarded you could never possibly even begin to understand the most basic of reasons for why you are wrong.

Proof:

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/quotes.html

Not really surprised, I wasn't expecting much out of a newcomer who uses tildes as quotation marks just to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266221
This guide (mkg25's) is wrong. He clearly hasn't even read ASCII, nor does he understand the reason behind why people use ASCII quotation marks.

I emailed the guy about this, he still hasn't responded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266115
GO-ZEN is fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266178
Why nobody is replying to Loligagging after he took the trouble of typing that long post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266197
lol ikr

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266231
Because Japanese music is for nerds.

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266178
>bruh bruh

[Anonymous No.]

stop samefagging faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266240
make me

[Loligagging !vVo2vlwdy2 No.]

>>10266239
I started watching Danny Brown interviews and I just can't stop saying it. I also tell bitches their pussy smells like a penguin because of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266243
People that get their music off MF either way are stupid pig gaijin. PD and Share is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266247
Why would you use those shit programs when everything is available elsewhere? I assume the answer is /jp/ cred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266243
People should stop using Mediafire anyway, they take anything down at the drop of a hat.

I don't really care anyway because I listen to my doujinshit at youtube and kuukunen but dear god you must be really proud of being an asshole. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266243
forgot my sage srry if i disturbed anyone on the front page ^_^

[None !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

Asakusa Jinta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auvrV29TaSQ
Strawberry Song Orchestra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6qfzGNqgkc
Urbangarde: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhXQFyamhqk
Guernica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3KSMkg_0qo
Kahimi Karie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfd32MqLNs

I don't just listen to denpa, Touhou arranges, and idols, but I feel like my taste in Japanese music still isn't very /mu/ at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266253
a xboarder peasant like yourself will never understand.

[Loligagging !vVo2vlwdy2 No.]

>>10266250
>they take anything down at the drop of a hat.
Really? I have around 15.4GB of music uploaded that I've been sharing for months and I've only had one album taken down and it was the only one I had named properly. Naming the files gibberish seems to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266254

[Anonymous No.]

Get on my level /mu/.

[Anonymous No.]

Hilariously autistic thread.

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266257
They do take things down much quicker now, but most of my uploads seem fine. I've only had like maybe two files taken down and that was because someone reported them.
Anon needs to step up.
>>10266263
Guernica is fine for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266275
i report only turny's links lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Great, more crossboard shit. Just what we needed!

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266277
Do you not like bloops or just Turny?
>>10266279
Wow where is your holiday spirit~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266279
dw nerd, we wont go in your other threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266277
lmao ur so kewl bro how can i b liek u lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266285
neither

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

It was a bad idea to ask for something as vague as "underground" music and bring another board into the discussion. Track down Reverie if you're really interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266285
It's all here, I just don't like seeing all these annoying crossboarders everywhere. It makes me feel dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266313
You should try posting on a private website if you want a closed off community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266317
It's not the same as /jp/ though. /jp/ is irreplaceable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266337
why are there 2 boards for animu tho
what's the difference between this shithole and /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266347
Look at the board's header for christ's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266347
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266317
Not him, but it's becoming increasingly difficult to keep off retards. A large part is due to 4chan's growing popularity (I just hope that sites like reddit adopt normals from now on), but we also have idiots like >>10266243 that think they're somehow being funny and their meta-humor attempts are witty and successful and end up being just as bad as the ones they try to parody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266347
/a/ is for weaboos /jp/ are tru inheritors of the samurai spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266358
>Otaku (おたく/オタク?) is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly (but not limited to) anime, manga or Japanese video games.
>anime
>/a/
>manga
>/i/
>video games
>/v/
There's no korean board either

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266360
At least try to change the writing style, it's too obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266368
Are you this frustrated just because some people saged your thread? Geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266368
>>manga
>>/i/
Are you seriously retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266370
joke's on you i made this post shortly after that guy submitted his >>10266368

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266393
Go back to >>10266397

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266393
Nevermind, you obviously are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266383
aren't they about drawing shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266368
where can I blog about my wacky NEET adventures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266395
r9k and mu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266368
Otaku just means someone who has a strong interest in something. For example, there are train otaku, idols, dolls, tea, etc.
Anime isn't actually discussed here, and only a handful of video games (even less if you don't count visual novels as video games).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266353
I don't get what's so funny about ruining the fun of people that just want to take it easy by listening to touhou doujin music. Well, sure, you can just go to PD and/or Share to download those albums, but sitll...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266157

For what it's worth, 420chan uses sage pretty effectively. They call it "no bump"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266406
i just gave you the widely accepted definition loser, no one cares about your personal interpretation of the word

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266413
Can you be more stupid? That's not the personal interpretation, it's the actual meaning of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266413
>personal interpretation
You're not very bright are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266417
>>10266420

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266409
Why isn't navigation il mare anywhere on that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266428

[None !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>10266347
/a/: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFahmH9KX8M
/jp/: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

Hope this clears things up for you, anon-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266431
>implying i'll pause my music for weeaboo shit

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ themesong 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266420
>are you?
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266413
What he said was mostly correct.
Also, moot created this place as a containment board so people would stop spamming Touhou, VNs, figures, idols and other stuff you're obviously not interested in on /a/ and /b/.

We are a containment board for spammers and obsessive niche interests and we're not interested really on mainstream Japan despite the board's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266434
who are you quoting ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266436
is this jp humor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266428
You know, ``trolling" doesn't mean being an actual retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266157
> iichan
http://sovietrussia.org/a/
JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT SAGE!

> 4-ch
http://4-ch.net/dqn/
JESUS THERE ARE SO MANY BLUE NAMES I'M GOING BLIND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266431
>>10266435
I liked the first themesong more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266444
nice trips

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266440
Exactly, it comes from being wrong on purpose to attract predictable and often aggressive responses.

>"
You faggot piece of shit, I'll end you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266436
Well yes, that's the end of the post so it's natural to stop reading at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266448

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266448
So is this a joke or are they serious about thinking this is good?
I don't visit /mu/ enough to know the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many offboarding tripfags and what's with the insane post rate ITT? Did /g/ tell /mu/ about how mean we are and now they're counter-attacking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266441
Didn't a third of iichan's boards go down a few months ago?

Also what is nokosage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266434
Too green didn't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266456
Cry more webo faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266456
/mu/ is having a thread about Japanese music and they linked here.

>>10266457
Jesus christ dude, lurk more. Seriously, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266448

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266455
have you ever entertained the possibility that it might just be a bit more than your undeveloped brain can understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266434
But, this board is all about weeaboo shit.
What are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266456
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266456
>insane post rate
get a load of this nerd

[Loligagging !vVo2vlwdy2 No.]

>>10266455
It's generally well received. It gets some hate but a lot of people tend to love it, myself included. It just takes time to grow on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266468

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266472
>It just takes time to grow on you.
stop this retard

[Anonymous No.]

this is my first time on /jp/

horey shet /jp/ confirmed best board on all of da 4chainz staying here 4ever nao

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266455
I listened to it four times before I liked it. Now it's one of my favourites, and I'm not even into indie or folk rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266466

GJ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266470
Yes, this is a really fast post rate for /jp/. Why, are you surprised or something?

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266476

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266455
it's objectively shit ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266473
Why don't you just browse Encyclopedia Dramatica or Colony Drop or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266478
Go back to 9fag George, I know it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266457
iichan.net is down right now, which is why I linked a sovietrussia.org board (it's part of the iichan network).

But yes, most of their domain names and servers are down.
http://www.wakachan.org/
Many of the links on the left don't work, and iichan.net has even more.

nokosage doesn't exist in Wakaba or Kareha because noko doesn't exist in Wakaba or Kareha.
nokosage on 4chan was caused by a bug in the regular expressions that detects noko and sage, it wasn't an intentional feature.

[None !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>10266451
Me too, honestly, but I do like the new one.

It almost feels a bit like the NEET thread equivalent to the old song though.

[Anonymous No.]

Funny how tripfag-paradise, irrelevant /mu/ is the board that manages to rile up /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266455
>>10266486

http://rateyourmusic.com/customchart

>#49 all time
>12k ratings
ok guys let me help you - its either a very elaborate troll and everyone is just pretending to like it OR maybe it's just 2deep4u guys :)

pick the more rational choice ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266464
Ok. How is that related to /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266499
>tripfag-paradise, irrelevant
Sounds like we have a lot in common

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266498
>a very elaborate troll and everyone is just pretending to like it
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266499
>anon is lejun
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

ＣＲＡZＹ ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ★

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266499
>/jp/ calling another board irrelevant

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266499
I don't think you guys are all that riled.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266499
I like entertaining trolls when I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266507
it's nippon-related

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266507
Not much. They're just posting anonymously in this thread to back up the claims they made in the /mu/ thread, then going back to /mu/ and claiming the posts they made anonymously on /jp/ are in fact made by /jp/ers, the one true authority on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266522
the /mu/ thread is dead and no one expected you to know shit about music anywayz

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266517
>trying to be the reasonable nice guy
filtered

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266499
I don't think anyone here is riled up except maybe the /mu/ people.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I had the opportunity to fight a MMA fighter, and I declined.

No, it's not because I was chicken to fight, I notice that he wasn't worthy of fighting, in fact, no one in the past week who had challenge is worthy. I don't like holding back to have a challenge.

I wish I was weaker, so I can fight without having to hold back.

[Anonymous No.]

Aikido-san, your paste spam will take over an hour to delete the thread at the rate it's going now. It will take two clicks to delete all your hard work and ban you.

Why do you bother?

[Anonymous No.]

/mu/ + /jp/ = <3

;3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266530
im so angry arghghghghh

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266526
>>10266531
Could you stop blogposting about your shitty martial art and be on toppic? That'd be nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266531
wow what a shitty cop out

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266537
You should calm down then. Being angry is no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266533
leave the kid alone
im actually reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266533
shut up u fucking assmaster
shit thread with filthy xboarders deserves getting shit on

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266528
I've noticed people on /jp/ have a good taste in music. But why should they share with you? You guys will just mock us or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266555
where do you think /jp/ comes from then

[Anonymous No.]

If only.

Living such a carefree life as a cute girl is my only wish. Or better yet, I wish to be a sentient mansion and house all of /jp/ residents transformed into little girls, interacting them by means of a small doll and serving as their maid. As a doll, I'd have no need to eat, drink or sleep, so that I can devote myself completely to their service, making sure that they wake up with the appetizing scent of warm bread every morning and enjoying their smiling faces as they courteously thank me for preparing breakfast for them, drawing the bath in advance so that they can relax after playing all day and combing their long, smooth hair as they bathe (and braiding it, if they wish for it), cooking their favorite dishes and calling them for dinner or spending my spare time reading world mythology and recent research so that I can entertain them with stories before bedtime. I find such simple happiness much preferable to base pleasures of the flesh, so I'd be happy simply because my beloved fellow maidens are happy.

And since the mansion would be a part of myself, I'd also get to feel their small feet pattering around in the hallways and enjoy the warmth of their youthful bodies while they sleep, listening to their soft breathing and watching their small chests fall and rise. Even the blankets they grasp with their soft hands during cold mornings would be a part of my body, so I'd constantly enjoy skinship with elegant young maidens, and as time passes, I would be so accustomated to their movements that I could tell if a particular girl is feeling sick merely from her footsteps. And despite being unable to properly accompany them in tea parties (being incapable of drinking tea) my doll body would allow me to enjoy life together with them, so I'd frequently join meals when I'm not busy with mansion maintenance, switching my maid outfit with a more suitable dress and leisurely conversing with other young ladies of /jp/.

Truly this is how I wish to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266547
i lold at how you are acting like you know whats good music

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266521
But we don't care about Japan here.

I'm posting here because I like seeing retarded shit like this
>>10266537
Maybe that guy who reported to MF riled me up, goddamn it the person who posted it was only trying to help.

[Mootkips !mootG3zoDY No.]

>>10266530
Definitely not.
At the most just mildly disappointed.
>>10266524
>publicly announcing filters
Filtered and reported.

[Anonymous No.]

/mu/ was my first main board

true story

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266553
Yes see there it is, that attitude. I wouldn't want to share with someone like that at all, no matter what I would be sharing! Not even your favourite dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266555
lel i actually didnt report it ^_^ it was an old mail when i reported some mu stuff
if you were smart enough you'd have realized i deleted the message date because it was old :)

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is now officially /mu/'s bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266561
He's just joking. Most people here freely admit to wanting to be Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266564
switch it back to aikido pls
i like learning new stuff
i actually volunteered to help the chinks with their new year at uni ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266572
>Most people here freely admit to wanting to be Japanese.
Speak for yourself.

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>>10266561
From touhou meme forcers and idol, VNs and shmups obsessive enthusiasts, I explained to you already.
By Japan I meant mainstream Japan, well except for the idolfags but those threads are mostly about the girls not the music.

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>>10266579
what are you even talking about

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>>10266574
yea keep mumbling you insecure weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266572
But Japan is a terrible country to live in, everyone here has known that for years.

[Sexmonique !f5Q97riPw2 No.]

janitor is asleep post the loli. Sexmonique

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266561
Touhou shit on /a/ in what was it, 2006? 2007? I can't remember now.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266597
i dont like his writing style
i feel like he's underestimating me with shitty stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266588
We don't care about mainstream Japan, we're only into the shameful sleazy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266559
post your main boards in order since you found out about 4chan

/b/ /q/ /v/ /a/ /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266581
Stop trying so hard to shitpost ironically, because you suck at it and you're among true pros here. For starters, you might want to drop the ``minimal'' no-caps, no-punctuation writing style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266609
yeah i got this, do you got any actual info? not silly anecdotes and fairytales

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266605
but it says 'underground' in the op?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Aikido.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame. It all changed when I took Aikido, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women love a man with good posture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266608
/b/ /a/ /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266619
im miles ahead of you kiddos

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266629
this is getting really embarrassing
you lost your only reader

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266634
your a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266628
Trust me, we survived a flood of Finns and BRs. We're pretty hardcore at this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

is this the designated shitposting thread??

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266630
The only reader who is a huge attention whore and comments on everything he says. Were you one of those kids who asked irrelevant questions and kept saying all the stories were bad whenever people invited you to camp?

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>>10266630
Have you ever been in love, /jp/?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10266642
not really nope but nice wiki psychology

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266098
I love you Chihaya

[Anonymous No.]

I practiced Aikido for several years. My dojo was across from a Karate dojo, who would often give us rude remarks, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, as I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding bus. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266643
i hope you're not the author because you are really hopeless regarding writing skills

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>>10266656
Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on Sanae when this bulky otaku comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266655
>I accepted of course, as I never back down from a challenge.
i thought accepting challenging was for pussies

[Anonymous No.]

220 posts

brilliant

sublime

[Anonymous No.]

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

So much for "/jp/ ignores shit threads and they die on their own".

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I wanted for Christmas? A hard-working janitor that deletes shitty threads right away, before they attract too many crossboarders.

Oh well, maybe next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266663,3
/jp/ always gets owned hard in these threads.

>I-it's not like I'm posting because I care!

[Anonymous No.]

Why was this thread deleted in the first place? Neither "someone dumped spam in it" nor "someone from /mu/ started it" are good reasons.

You are all retards and the janitor is next in line on the retard list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266663,6
All (non-Touhou) music discussion belongs on /mu/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266227
>the reason behind why people use ASCII quotation marks.
So they can show everybody that they're faggots from /prog/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266663,7
Most of the thread was about doujin music. The part that wasn't would have qualified as "niche Japanese interest." I already know why it was deleted, though. Retards decided to take a grat big shit XD on it and the janitor was too lazy or retarded to clean it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266663,3
Neo-/jp/ babies can't control themselves.
They need "meeeeeeeido" to clean everything for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266663,10
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

"You know what guys, it's not like I'm going to reply to this thread with my opinion, but..."

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ should be the Japanese media board for everything that isn't non-doujin cartoons, comics or video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10266663,13
It used to be... In the good old days.
Unfortunately the janitor is the one that decides the rules of /jp/.