NEET Lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

Please direct NEET posts to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247119
>Everyday is Sunday

I fucking hope not. Sometimes my mom makes me go to church with her. I'll take Friday instead thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247141
Sunday is nice. Friday is the night when people go crazy, I don't like it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247269
why is it always friday night when people go crazy? why not saturday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247291
They must have pent up stress from their weekday jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247291

Both around here. Fucking binge drinkers.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the weekend because the normals are everywhere and if I'm getting a package in the mail it slows everything down.

Get to work normals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247299

I will be getting drunk again tonight, probably. Wahoo!

[Anonymous No.]

So has anyone else lost their sex drive? I can barely get hard anymore and it's starting to worry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247314
After fapping one morning last week I went to the bathroom. The sight of my flared glans in the mirror grossed me out, since then I've had difficulty with my libido.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck 2D. I'm tired of all kinds of internet communities. I've decided to embrace my Japanese spirit and take the final step on the path of becoming a lunatic hermit. I'll be spending my near future listening to enka, reading Heian period musings and eating vegetables. Screw trolls, drama and all the noisy bullshit. From now on, there will be nothing else but learning, thinking, rest and serenity. Good luck, /jp/.

[proud eurasian No.]

>>10247347
>Fuck 2D.
i can't ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247347
I've been a lunatic hermit for several years now. It's not so bad, although life can become incredibly dull once you run out of motivation to pursue new goals.

[Anonymous No.]

I just masturbated to a doujin about a girl masturbating.

I lubed up a condom, put it on my finger, and fingered myself while stroking my penis with an onahole. I pity anyone who hasn't felt anal and penile stimulation at the same time. It just feels really "complete".

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that most NEET threads are made saturdays and sundays? You guys think you become a NEET during those days because you don't go to school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247510
who nuNEET here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247510
what are you talking about, there's at least one NEET thread up all week

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247523
Then how come I only notice them on saturdays and sundays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247573
Because you're too busy working, wageslave

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247573
you're busy with school the rest of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247641
>>10247643


owned so hard

[Anonymous No.]

Why am I so fucking dumb?

I see people starting to write programs after a couple weeks of studying, yet I can't do shit after a year of on-and-off studying. And every time I try, I forget more from previous times than I learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247740
You're trying to write programs that are way too difficult for your level then. You should be writing programs withing the first week of study. Just really basic ones though, like something that asks for your name and then prints out "Your name is _____". Then apply the new stuff you're learning to your program and write new ones. Maybe something that asks for your name, stores it in a list with some other names, displays the list, and asks which name is yours. Always be writing something, no matter how basic or stupid it is, because that's how you really learn to program

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I haven't seen this image for years.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with truneets and bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247740
>>10248028
This is why Project Euler is useful.

Alternatively, set yourself challenges. "Can I write a program to solve this problem? How would I go about calculating this expression?"
A good one is writing a program that outputs itself (yes, it's possible).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248040
Status symbol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248053
>A good one is writing a program that outputs itself (yes, it's possible).
Interesting, what's the name of that technique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248086
It's called a quine:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quine_%28computing%29

[Anonymous No.]

I hate shitting.

It's so annoying. It's bad enough I have to leave my room (I like to keep it clean), but it's just so much time and effort wasted. I sit there for up to half an hour squeezing and squirming, doing strenuous exercise I can't avoid, and there's nothing I can do to pass the time (not that a laptop or book would help much, since I need to give shitting all my attention). The act of shitting is one of the worst parts of being a human being.

Lately I've started weaning myself off shitting. Right now I take a shit about once every two weeks, and between that time shit naturally leaks from my anus, which I prefer to going to the toilet. However, it's itchy and annoying, and when I do go for a shit, it takes forever because of all the faeces I've built up.

How do you deal with it, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248103
I go into the bathroom with a book and leave 30 minutes later, shit free. I probably only actually shit for 5 minutes of that though. I started padding the toilet seat with toilet paper because the cold seat is quite uncomfortable and jarring

[Anonymous No.]

What are you waiting for, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248103
it could be a lot worse

[Anonymous No.]

Will this book actually teach me how to win friends and influence people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248248
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248248
That's the lamest cover quote ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about whether I should try making a darkwraith in dark souls as I'm tired of Darkmooning and getting ganked by jap lagstabbers, or playing some FFXI.

Shit's difficult to decide yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248248
It basically uses long anecdotes to convince you to smile a lot, compliment people and kiss ass.
I read the whole thing when I was 16.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248260
I bet that's the only positive word they could find in the review and decided to use it to fool people into buying the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248303
It's not even positive. I mean, something usually has to be good to be considered a classic, but this is just stating a fact. It's like they're damning the book with faint praise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248248
It'll tell you how to make yourself more pleasing in the presence of the average joe so they won't think you're an asshole, but you won't actually influence them or make them your friends. Most of the things stated in this book is common sense. Unless you seriously have no idea how to appear more friendly to people. But appearing more friendly doesn't make you friends or let you influence them, so the book title is full of shit. It should be called "How to appear more friendly for people who don't understand what friendliness is and wonder why everyone thinks they're an asshole".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248324
I have Asperger syndrome, so this sounds pretty ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

Best self-help book since it goes beyond common sense and offers tips based on research rather than anecdotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248248
Join your local neighbors club!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248340
Professor Wiseman

I wonder if that is his true last name...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248365
I bet his true last name is "Troll"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248374
epic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247269
I don't like Fridays for that very reason, but I also don't like Sunday. Sunday is family-day, everyone wants to be close and have dinner together. No thanks.

Saturday is the best day. No crazy drivers and nobody bothers you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10249893
To me, Friday and Saturday are the same. Sunday is when people stay home and shops close early, so it's nice out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10249939
>Sunday is when people stay home and shops close early

Jesus, what sort of third world country do you live in? Israel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10249948
Isn't most of the US like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250000
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

This sucks. My launch PS3 just got the yellow light.

I hope I can at least keep my saves.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to learn maths. I actually feel a thirst for knowledge and want to read some of my textbook.

However, my brain is saying, "No! Stay on /jp/!"
I don't even like it here.

It's been like this for weeks, maybe months.

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250083
Just use khan academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250088
I am, though I prefer my textbook because I paid autism bux for it and it's less distracting than being on the web.

Same problem there. I last logged in over a month ago.

[Turbo Autist No.]

>>10250083
Keep your math discussion on /sci/. It's disruptive.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I will turn this into an anime thread, because I can do everything I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250088
>>10250088
>khan academy
Serious question: are you a lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250452
I like what you did there. I too thought that person was going a little overboard with his autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250453
except get any pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on GMOD watching anime with people. I don't feel so lonely now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250452
>>10250465
If you want anime, you'll get anime. Do you understand how small /jp/ is and how mainstream mainstream anime is? When you collectively decide that "all things otaku" and "a little topic overlap" are fine, a hundred fucking million /v/tards who are slightly into 2D will flood the place. Of course, that's not a problem if you don't care about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250527
>Topic overlap with other boards is acceptable in moderation (keep anime/manga in /a/ though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250527
Fuck off to /q/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250527
We have a lot of /v/irgins already because apparently /v/ hates weeaboo shit (on 4chan lol).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247507
Girl masturbation doujins are usually pretty good, from what I've seen/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250527
Of course we don't care about anything. Don't you think it would be weird for us to care about some topic overlaps on an imageboard but not care about our future? You need to be pretty damn autistic to pull that one off.

It's kinda like those losers here who believe they are superior to other losers because they prefer to enjoy their own company until they die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247507

How did you turn the pages while fingering yourself and stroking your cock or did you choose one page and went to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247507
I need to try this. I've got one condom left.

[Anonymous No.]

who NEET here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250789
Not me. Although I might get fired soon so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

My cat shat on my bed today. She also is very afraid of going outside. Is she a superior form of trueNEET? Should I shit on my bed too to be like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250804
No, you should shit in her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250789

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250810
She always sleeps in my bed, so it's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250816
Oh, I guess you can shit in the spot where she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250804
Shit in her litter box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250804
post pics

of the shit not the cat

[Anonymous No.]

Any drunkNEET here? I'm heading that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250823
She only pisses in her litter box, usually she shits all over the floor. Why did she choose our bed is beyond me.

>>10250832
Sorry, I don't have anything to take pics with. I have a phone, but the camera is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

Any other occultism otaku in here?
Being a NEET is more related to the paranormal than you think. By modern standards most hikis could be called master Alchemists.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you sure she's actually shitting on the floor? One of cats has long fur and sometimes some shit will get stuck to her and she will have to rub it off on the floor, but she doesn't shit there. She always shits in her litter box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250847
Please don't talk about occultism around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250847
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250847
At least waste your time on something worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250848
I can hear and see shit dropping from her ass. Her litter box is always empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250847
We need a /jp/ lucid dream meet-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250873
I mean astral projection meet-up, not lucid dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250847
K-Kinzo-san!?

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10250083
You can try forcing yourself to spend at least 10 minutes learning before you allow yourself to go to sleep each day. Start really small and it will be easier to build from there.

>>10250033
I guess you're just going to have to spend more time with us until you get another!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250855
Normals believe alchemists can turn lead into gold, but they missed the whole point. Turning lead into gold simply means appreciating the unappreciated. Magicians are those with a heightened sense of awareness who can understand how every little thing in the universe is made, how much effort and dedication went into making smallest things in life that we consume every day.
Have you given up on achieving material wealth?
Do you enjoy taking naps and browsing imageboards? Do you genuinely believe it's the best part of your day?
Then congratulations, you've become a modern alchemist without even trying. You're the richest person in the world because you value all your lead in the same way that normals value all their gold.

Consider this. Over the centuries thousands of people have tried to master alchemy as if it really was capable of turning trash into treasure. There are people who have spent years arched over a book trying to figure out what they were doing wrong, and you beat them all. You should be proud of yourself.

[Goldsmith No.]

>>10250914
But all this lead I turned into gold can't satisfy meeee
I only want one thing
oooohhh BEEAAATTOOORIIIICCHEEEEEeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250862
Define worthwhile. I'm having fun, isn't that enough? When this hobby gets stale I'll get a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes my turds hang from my asshole for a couple of minutes, eventually falling into the water with a large kurplunk noise, splashing shit/piss water all over my freshly shaven rear-end. it makes me cum almost instantaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250958
Training

[Anonymous No.]

What does the T in NEET stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248329
You're just a regular autist now with new DSM. Very-high functioning autism isn't a real disorder anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250958
Testosterone

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250956
btm im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250961
What do you mean by "Training"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250979
Training to be a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250983
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250979
Potty training. That's why there is so much floor shitting going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250961
What kind of training? *wink*

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question do most of you guys want to leach off of and live in your parents basement forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
I'm hoping for a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
Of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
No, I will join the workforce eventually. Some job where I can take it easy. I can kill myself at any time if I hate it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
No, I want to be rich and live in an underground fortress with robot maids and a loli harem.

But I fear it just isn't in the cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
I'll go live on my own, but I will use your tax dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251012
Yes. I have really bad social anxiety and no ambitions.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

Do you know your resting heart rate, /jp/? How easy can you actually take it?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm about to make yukiko my wife in persona 4

today's been p cool

[Anonymous No.]

I was checking out Magic Lantern earlier. If I wake up early enough and can take the car I want to make a relaxing driving video with nice music.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I buy a computer upgrade, /jp/? What's your policy on spending money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251244
>>>/g/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251249
Fuck off, crossboard advocate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251254
fuck off, crossboarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251249
I'm not asking what I should upgrade, I'm asking how neets usually spend their tax money

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251244

skimp out on everything except food and eat like a king

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251278
i read "computer upgrade, /jp/" and automatically assumed.

i'm sorry, please forgive me!

[Anonymous No.]

It was finally cold enough to make a bowl of pudding at night. I've been waiting for this ever since it started getting cold. I'm now sitting in front of the computer in this cold room, eating a bowl of warm pudding.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10251244
Is your computer failing to run something? Will it be a temporary need or is it a long term deficiency? It's best to not spend money unless you need to, you never know when that rainy day will come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251278
Usually once every 3 years I'll put some cash into some new components, usually $1200-1500 or so gets you very decent stuff that will last until the next cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251311
I'm currently using an old athlon 2 cpu on a trashy mobo and will be making an upgrade to i5-3570k and some z77 msi mobo. It's not a cheap upgrade but it's a solid one that should last me a very long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251244
Typically for really expensive things, I wait around till Christmas or my birthday and request it as a gift. I'd rather keep my spending as low as humanly possible so I'll have money if something unexpected comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251362
Aren't you embarrassed to still ask for such expensive gifts on your birthday and christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251365
The civilized world expects a good gift during those periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251374
You are entitled as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251374
Asking for a gift is gauche anywhere, especially an expensive gift. Gifts are supposed to be voluntary and secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251365
Nah, because even when I ask for expensive stuff, it's nowhere near as insane as the shit my older brother asks for. Besides, I do give back in every way that I can. I'm pretty much the house maid and grandmother's caregiver during the holidays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251384
You know you're not impressing anybody over a message board, right?

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10251336
It sounds like you've already decided that it's worth buying, just make sure that you've given it enough thought. Money is important. If this just came up you might try waiting for a week before you make the purchase so you can be sure that it's not an impulse.

>>10251384
I agree with you about gift giving, but asking for them is not that out of place. My family still asks me to give them a list of things I want when the holidays come. I feel a little awkward about it, but they just want to get something that I will appreciate. The good intentions are there.

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are insisting on buying me a Christmas/birthday present. What's a good laptop for under $1000?

[Anonymous No.]

I stopped being a neet almost a year ago. But I still lead the same kind of life. Live in a small room, read, eat, read some more, sometimes watch anime... two questions.

Will this stop once I get a job, or do the engineers, scientists, programmers here keep it's usual lifestyle with neet hobbies but now the money to enjoy them fully?

Why am I getting less horny as each day goes by? It's becoming hard to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you plan to do with said laptop? If you have a computer why not upgrade it instead?

If you insist on the laptop, do some comparison between dell, lenovo, asus, acer, clevo, msi all offer good choices, it all comes down to personal preferences in very specific areas. So it's hard to give advice unless you clearly have an idea besides budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251577
Sorry nerd, I'm talking to you here:
>>10251685

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251688
Forgot my sage, sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

So... today is my birthday, and some of my parents are coming for dinner, i just want to stay in my room browsing /jp/ but im supposed to go "have fun" with my cousins, i wish the world would actually have ended, what should i do /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251702
The same thing you do every year: just put up with it.

Also happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251702
How old are your cousins? If they're young it might be nice to go have fun somewhere doing something silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251709
thank you anon-san, the main problem is that im supposed to be sleeping at this time and only wake up about 10 pm, now i have to stay wake almost the whole day just to hear people saying how much i have grown,*sigh* NEET life is such a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251726
They are about the same age as me, and one of then is one year older,so the idea of fun for then is going out and hitting on girls, is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251734
Oh, that's pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251730
I'm supposed to be sleeping now because I have to visit my grandmother in the hospital. I really hate when my sleep is interrupted. However, since no one really bothers me a lot, I usually just go along with whatever people want me to do, because if I don't they will begin to worry about me and then they'll send me to a therapist again. And no one should ever really want to go to a therapist unless they're applying for autismbux.

[Anonymous No.]

Try to make them understand that it isn't fun for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go visit my mother tomorrow, on the way I'll buy beers!

There's going to be ale, lagers, wine, gin, whiskey, rum, port, possibly even sherry?

And a huge homecooked feast

I don't know what you aspies are complaining about, but I'm going to have fun with my family and get smashed! Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251767
merry christmas h0mu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251758
Well i don't think they would send me to therapist, but i don't want being scolded for hours either.

>>10251765
You don't now how my parents are, if they say that me jumping of a bridge would be fun, then is going to be, no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251767
Ooh! Homusanta what presents did you bring me. Or even better, are YOU my present?

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyday is Sunday

that's so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

*neets on this thread*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251813
>>10251773
Don't reply to my post as if I don't exist. Homura never posted, I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251817
Lalalalala I'm not listening let me dream goddamn you faggot. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251817
I'm sorry.

Merry Christmas, d00d.

[Anonymous No.]

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251037
Why Mitt... Why?! With his solid experience slashing fat/jobs from companies he would've torn expertly into social security if he got the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251835

[Anonymous No.]

What are your plans for Christmas, NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251673
working slowly kills your soul. recently got laid off and i find myself fapping much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251849
Try to ignore the outside noise and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251849
Same as everyday, maybe do something Christmas-y but nothing big.

[Yama (2nd Best GETter on 4chan) !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>10251849
Me and my brother were going to our grandma's but I really don't wanna go...

I'd rather just take it easy with mah /jp/ niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251849
Posting on /jp/ like any other day.
My dad and sister have been hinting towards getting me a new computer though, which I'm really looking forward to since mine is an old premade from 2008 or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251851
Just don't forget to exercise regularly or your erections will go to shit.
>>10251852
Hora de terminar arrumar um estágio e ir pro mundo, cara.
Você ficou velho demais pro chan e sabe disso.

[Yama (2nd Best GETter on 4chan) !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>10251861
M-Mas eu só tenho 20 anos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251849
I told my family I didn't want to be there because I hated receiving presents and not giving anything back, at first they said nothing. Afterwards they said I could make some food and it'd be fine. To tell you the truth though, I just don't want to be around all the people. Normally it's at my aunt's house house so I can just stay here and avoid the crowd, but this year everyone's coming here. There will be a little over twenty people coming. I just don't want to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251866
You're getting too white for 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251852
>>10251861
>>10251866
>>10251885
MALVINAS BELONG TO ARGENTINA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251872
Oh man, I didn't even realize Christmas Eve was on Monday. I thought it was at least two weeks away. I wanted to go out on Monday. I probably won't be able to do anything until January when students return to school and people aren't out with their Christmas gifts. Maybe I can take the car and sit outside some place with an open network. The battery in my laptop only lasts about 20 minutes though. I can probably sleep when it runs out.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys talking some weird sort of Spanish or something?

My Spanish translator translates it just fine but I only recognize half of the words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251927
It's Portuguese, it's about as similar as mandarin to nihongo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251931
>Portuguese

Fuck you shitheads for destroying Stallman's career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251944
huehuehue

[Yama (2nd Best GETter on 4chan) !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>10251944
I just watched that video...

What the HELL were those BRs thinking?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251959
Sallman is just a sign of the apocalypse.
When the /jp/ meetup... in Br land..
We were warned.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys handle not showering for more than a few days?
My scalp gets unbearably itchy after 2 days of not showering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251673

I work as a scientist and pretend to be a NEET on these threads because I like you guys a lot and want to fit in.

I get paid six figures for my work, which I also enjoy immensely. What >>10251851 said isn't necessarily true. If you're working a job like retail or restaurant or anything you don't actually enjoy, then yeah. But I love my job and it makes me feel more alive creating and making new things for humanity as a whole to use for their common good.

I spend sixty hours plus a week in the lab, but since I live next to the university where I study it's less than a 10 minute commute to my home, and basically to everywhere I need to go to get stuff. Grocery store, pharmacy, etc. Whenever I'm forced out of the lab because I've been working too much (That happens a lot) I usually come home and spend the literally hundreds of thousands of dollars I've saved up because my regular monthly expenses come out to only something like three thousand dollars when I make ten thousand dollars a month. I can buy all the figurines I want, all the BDs I want, I have a nice home entertainment system set up to watch the BDs on, I've set up the other two bedrooms in my three bedroom apartment as displays rooms... It's nice. I love my work, but whenever I come home to relax, it's nice being to walk in and be immersed in my hobby.

Not trying to brag, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252738
Not a "neet" rp-ing fagmo, but you should look into scalp dermatitis treatments if you ever plan on going any kind of hiking/camping. The shower facilities are lacking/non-existent in much of the wilderness.

And do learn how to use a washcloth, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252760
Nice copypasta, loser.

I pity you even if it's real what you wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252798
Why would pity someone who is having fun? Are you jealous? Insecure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252798

That... Wasn't copypasta...

S-sorry. I'll just leave now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252815
I want to know what it is you actually do in that lab before you leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252815
Everyone here who works is a traitor and should leave this site forever. Don't kid yourself, you don't enjoy your life. The time will come when you'll look back and realize that we were right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252760
what exactly do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252815
Stay instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252760
Do you also have a smoking hot 10/10 wife that you bang every day who will divorce you and make you pay her half your paycheck for 18 years while she's fucking another man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252825
Probably torturing and killing cute little animals while grinning in his labcoat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252832
Wives are so 1612. Girlfriends with little commitment are much better for both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252820
>>10252825

I work at Stanford University developing and studying artificial intelligences. It's really fun! Every day they become smarter and smarter, and every day it feels more and more like they're real people! It always hurts when we have to shut the program down, though... Some of my colleagues don't think there's anything wrong with it, but me and a few others feel like it's killing a life. Eventually, though, we should be able to get AIs that we can update on the fly without having to shut them down and "kill" them.

>>10252822

But I do enjoy my life... A lot.

>>10252832

No. Instead I have an island set up in one of my display rooms for my beloved. I think there's at least ten thousand dollars worth of merchandise on that stand alone. It's really nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252833

I do sometimes feel like I'm doing the equivalent whenever I have to stop a program running... I know they're not technically biologically alive but... I don't think it really matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252839
>AI R&D
I wanted to do that, but I got sick instead so now I just stay inside and get disability money.
Please continue making the future brighter~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252847

Thank you, anon! I promise I won't let you or your dreams down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252839
>and every day it feels more and more like they're real people!
That's bullshit. AI scientists these days work on classifications and optimization problems, language and image processing, that kind of thing. No one is actually developing AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252839
When can I expect my sex bots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252839
>But I do enjoy my life
In a few years not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252850
whoa look here fellas we got a nerd turd in the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252850
Front end portions of software attempt to mimic social interaction for the benefit of the consumer. You could just tack that on to language.
Also, life-like qualities aren't restricted to human actions. A learning machine can appear life-like to anyone willing to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252853

I am an optimist, so I'd say sometime in this decade. Some of my colleagues are more pessimistic than me, though... Oh, they wouldn't be true AIs, though. At least not if I had any say in the matter. They'd just be pseudo-AIs that you think are intelligent but really aren't, because dooming an intelligent, sapient being to be a sex slave doesn't sit right with me.

>>10252850

From what I said, what is it you think I claimed to be working on?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys need to watch Higashi no Eden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252863
>From what I said, what is it you think I claimed to be working on?

Developing AI with the intention of passing the Turing test. I just didn't except a person who understands how these things work to think of these programs as human-like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

so what made you guys become NEET?

What were the reasons as to why you never ended up in a career that you loved?

Do you ever regret your decisions or feel worthless at times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252905
I've become ill and been mostly unable to commit myself to anything for about five years, but with the person I was it might not have mattered. I feel worthless plenty, but it's something I only apply to myself. When other people say they are NEET, I think they're doing just fine if they're happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252905
I have never enjoyed anything I my life really and I have horrible anxiety problems (I dropped out of school as soon as I could because crowded places make me sick)

[Anonymous No.]

>muh neet culture

[Anonymous No.]

any ketchupNEETs here?

how do I stop the watery liquid from pouring out whenever I squeeze the ketchup bottle?
would prefer if you guys taught me how to stop it from forming in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252947
shake it, you dunce

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252947
Shake the goddamn bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252957
>>10252963
how was I supposed to know? i'm not a physicist

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248103
You should see a doctor if you spend 90 minutes taking a shit consistently

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248103
Not releasing your shit will make it dry and compact, constipating you more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252947
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-mit-prof-creates-major-ketchup-bottle-upgrade-20
120524,0,2644692.story

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252905
I have no motivation, ambition, or attention span and I have a propensity for anxiety. My psychiatrist says I have dysthymia, ADHD, and general anxiety disorder, so I'm hoping to get some of that sweet, sweet government retard money at some point. I feel worthless constantly, but have no will to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248103
Eat more fiber and find out if you have any stomach problems like IBS or lactose intolerance.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody else completely dread Christmas? I feel sick to my stomach knowing that it's right around the corner. My birthday is the day after too, so it always makes me feel even more anxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253062
I like the atmosphere of the Christmas holiday. Don't particularly care for the weather, however.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so how do you NEET's support yourselfs? I imagine most of you live with your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253072
I live with my Grandma, she pays the bills with her SSI + My dad giving her money every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252863
>because dooming an intelligent, sapient being to be a sex slave doesn't sit right with me.
please leave /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253085
Were you kicked out of your parents home or what? Tell me why you ended up living there and your relationship with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253072
I live in my parents' basement.

[Anonymous No.]

We don't have a basement.
I have a room but I sleep in living room couch because I don't have a bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252887

When the robotic face you've hooked up to an arm smiles at you after you praise it for putting the red ball in the red bucket and the blue ball in the blue bucket, you begin to think of them as increasingly human in nature.

This must be what it's like to have children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253102
Do you honestly care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248103
Sadly, I must agree with you, it's painful after a while.

Heck, I bleed when I take a crap.

[Anonymous No.]

Just threw up after I accidently ate too much and messed up my diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253157
listen, I'm a shitposting asshole that usually comes here with a trip and bullys everyone untill they start crying. I've finally calmed down, threw away my trip, and decided to end my days as a well known shitposter on here. Now do your community a favor and satisfy not only my curiousity, but my eccentric needs.

TL;DR yes I do care

[Anonymous No.]

>>10252947
I steal ketchup from an A&W. It's in a pump out of view and it has a real nice spice to it. Honestly, it's in my top three ketchups I ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253186
You threw away your trip because you made yourself look like an idiot and got owned while using it, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

I like taking large, hard shits. The feeling of it moving inside you is amazing, as is the feeling of being relieved from tremendous pressure. You asshole is left gaping wide and lubricated with your blood and shit juices, so you can easily put up a few fingers up there and play with it.

I want to buy a vibrating dildo and stick it up my ass, but I am afraid that someone will find out that I am buying sex toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253194
i kow that chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253197
You are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

hey /jp/ I'm not from around here but since you guys are the experts I have to ask , whats your opinion on someone who says they are a hikikimori but then also claims to going to a con?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253194
Hell no, I wrecked u n00bs so much that I got bored,took some months off, and came back for round 2 only to get dissapointed by the weak competition I faced. Seriously I thought you geeks would have prepared for my return. Seems like this place truly is the easiest board to troll. Then I realized being an anon on here would be better for the both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253207
Well, they aren't one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253207
No, that makes them a neurotypical. Make sure to tell them that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253207
They're a faggot for calling themselves a hikikomori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253186
I've always lived with my Grandma, my parents are divorced. I graduated High School and didn't go to College because I didn't know how+I had to move immediately after graduation.

Those bored Highschool friends you have move on. Couple this with the fact that I can't drive really limits my ability to do anything. I also live in a really bad neighborhood so I'm afraid to leave the house. It's just a complicated mess.

[homura !0zL7pWqVac No.]

>>10247119
>Please
>direct NEET posts to this thread
Point taken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253257

Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Would someone like to join a chatroom?

We wouldn't even have to talk all the time or anything, I was just thinking be in the room whenever you're online, and chat whenever you feel like it.

Personally, I'm a little interested in games, but not much beyond that. So maybe we can play together sometime!
But really it'd just be nice to have some kind of connection to people.

I'm using this thing called cryptocat, it's meant to be super secure so the man doesn't bust you for talking about stuff, but really I'm just using it because it's easy to use.
If you do decide to do it, you'll have to get the cryptocat thing and join a room called jaypee.

Maybe I'll see you there, I might not respond right away though!

[Anonymous No.]

NSJ temp blocked me for telling someone not to bully.
Why does NSJ support bullying my friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253473

Because no bully is a shitty meme that retards take seriously, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

You're not entitled to answer any idiot that comes in this thread to ask "hay why u dont hav job lol", so please stop doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

if its not hogo

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like the tagline every day is sunday.

It doesn't really make sense because if you had a job/school on monday you would have to go to bed early on sunday, and NEETs have no need to go to bed early.

Saturday is more accurate because the whole day is free, you can sleep in and stay up as late as you want, even with week day work/school

[Anonymous No.]

>>10251847
This guy still around. Anyone bothered trying to contact him? Personally I think it looks like a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253378
I do nearly all of my socializing on steam. You should give it a shot. Join an otaku related group

[Anonymous No.]

i am neet because i spend all my free time (all my time) on here instead of PoF

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253378
>>10253378
>Would someone like to join a chatroom?
wow, u really that lonely? hit me up on aim
bluemeate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253830
Being NEET is lonely as hell. I've had like 2 internet bffs move on with their lives. They graduate from uni, get jobs/friends/gfs, while I'm still NEETing it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253837
oh jesus christ
i've got no fucking bff

[Anonymous No.]

y dont u get a real bf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253849
I don't know how neets manage without a supporting crew of internet friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253917
why the fuck would you want a friend?
what's the point?

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

I bought GW2 recently and have spent most of my time since then playing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253922
I'm monophonic and lonely as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253917
How do I internet friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253931
Leave your email in this thread. That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

hit me upon aim u faggot, bluemeate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253951
AIM reminds me too much of high school. Something I would rather forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253951
>u
>faggot

No one here would message to such a rude person. Clearly you come from /b/ or even worse, from the real life™.

[Anonymous No.]

I... I w-want to talk to some of you, but taking initiative is against my policy..!

[Anonymous No.]

Do any real /jp/sies use the steam group chat?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/japangeneral

[Anonymous No.]

there's a /jp/ skype group you guys know

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253976
They are too normal. They use real voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253976
I've never used skype. Is it like a chat room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253984
It has chatroom capabilities but its selling point is voice communication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10253987
we barely ever have voice chats, it's mostly just a chat room

[Anonymous No.]

Skype requires the use of a client program that is not free software; in other words, the users don't control it — it controls them.

You should never run a nonfree program, so this is enough reason to refuse to use Skype. But there are other bad things about Skype.

Skype refuses to say whether it can eavesdrop on calls. That almost certain means it can do so.
Skype gave personal data about a Wikileaks supporter to another company without any legal obligation to do so.
Skype churns the meaning of preference settings, and gives its users a run-around when someone cheats them.
Microsoft has changed Skype to make it easier for states to snoop on users.
What to use instead? The most obvious alternative is a long-distance phone card. They are quite cheap nowadays, and they work with any phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254000
go back to /g/ you autismal sperglord

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254000
GNU's code is more obfuscated than any binary for any platform.

[Anonymous No.]

Please be my friend /jp/ ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250624
I only feel from my ass when I'm close to cumming. So I just got close and then turned to the climax page.

[Anonymous No.]

So dudes, my mother tracked down a job for me, and apparently it has something to do with cleaning office buildings. And guess what? I was thinking of killing myself by jumping off the roof of one. Time to seize my chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254188
at least pull an ``akumetsu''

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250644
Just go to the bathroom, then clean your asshole and then finger yourself with your finger.

If you went to the bathroom before it will be empty, and you wont get shit on your hands if you cleaned it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254189
Sorry, I don't know what the HELL that is. Never read the manga, please accept my apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254188

Or you can just work, becoming a productive member of society, and leave this accursed place for good. Fortune favors the bold. Do your best, we're all rooting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254213

But why would he want to leave? This is a nice place...

[Anonymous No.]

Anzu is wack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254213
Please stop being sarcastic like that. It's not funny to joke about NEETdom like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254188
ふぁいと！

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254007
I haven't read a single line of GNU code, but GNU documentation in general is incredibly hideous considering that it probably doesn't have anything to do with job security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10247119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Gee3THtb8

Seriously, fuck off back to Britain you fucking oiaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254414
Morrissey is nothing without Johney Marr. Fucking racist hack.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

One of my amp's channels died so I bid on an Adcom GFA-535 to replace it. I just won so I guess I will be spending the holidays dealing with package anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I completely kill my sex drive quickly and painlessly?

I'm a happy person and a very bad actor so I doubt I could get prescribed anti-depressants from a shrink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255058
Just say you don't get the same enjoyment out of things that you used to and they'll throw you on SSRIs like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255077
No acting required or anything, just that line would probably do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255058
im going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

I've finally been kicked out of college.

I ended up failing all 6 of my classes and my GPA was too low. Now I can live how I've always wanted to.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10255103
Congratulations, welcome to the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255103
Did you expend all options available to you? Like repeating a semester or claiming depression/duress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255120
I have no intention of repeating anything.
I just want to take it easy and help my mom out around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255128
Well that's different. Being involuntarily expelled versus leaving of your own accord rather than probation or repeat. Will be easier to explain if you choose to return to some kind of higher education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255144
Explaining? I thought entrance exams were based on ability and knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255114
13 - Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

Stop posting images for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255103

What were you studying, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255154

Returning to college doesn't require entrance exams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255144
My mom told me that I could live at home as long as I want.

She's on permenant disability because of health reasons so having me around all the time will be great for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255154
They'll still want to know about your academic history such as why you left that program. Decent programs conduct interviews and consider work history and extracurriculars in addition to raw exam scores.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I woke up at 2PM to my mother knocking on my door telling me my grandmother had fallen. When I went into her room my aunt and cousins were there (as well as my cousin's friend who is always annoying), and they were taking her to the hospital. I spent the entire day in the hospital, rotating with my relatives into and out of her room. For the night they moved her to the ICU.

I also saw a childhood friend there, and he even recognized me. Turns out his father was in the room next to my grandmother's. I hadn't seen him or his father in at least ten years. I couldn't believe how coincidental that was.

During the ride back my cousin bullied me, asking why I never left my lair. Her friend reclined her chair into my lap and was asking why I never hung out with them. They asked why I had no phone or no urge to go outside to meet people. They also made fun of me for using AIM. Eventually they stopped when they dropped me off at my house.

I don't like times like this, but I don't really dislike them. I'm able to be left alone and I know what I need to do. I'm leaving now to get stuff for Christmas dinner tomorrow in case my grandmother comes back. I'll probably be spending tomorrow at the hospital again. The hospital itself is a newer one and has really big windows everywhere, and it's very quiet inside and painted in relaxing colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255159
I was doing prehealth stuff for nursing. It wasn't very interesting

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10255151
It would be silly to stop sharing images on an imageboard. You can report me if it helps you feel better about it, but I don't think the staff intended that rule to mean what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255169

Ahh, that's a shame. What would you have liked to be studying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255165
I remember my cousin coming by once and asking if anything fun ever happens at my place. I had to explain that my mom and me pretty much stay in our rooms and nobody ever comes over.

He isn't too far above me on the social ladder but he does have a couple of friends and a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255151
You don't know what an avatar is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255165
Shoot them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255151
Get a load of this fart commander.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop getting headaches from not eating? They come 12 hours before the actual feeling of hunger.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10255218
Try drinking more water, even if you think you're staying well hydrated. It may not remedy the issue entirely but the worst it will do is help.

[Anonymous No.]

E-mail is probably a lot less nerve-wracking than instant messaging programs if you're the anxious type.

Or maybe not and the increased response time will just give you longer to wonder whether or not you made an ass out of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250527
>>Do you understand how small /jp/ is and how mainstream mainstream anime is?

I am laughing my fucking ass off at this hipster bile. BAWW ITS TOO MAINSTREAM GUISE NOW I CANT LIKE IT UGH THE FANBASE OF "CASUAL NORMAL HETERONORMATIVE NON-AUTISTS"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255267
If you want /a/ or /v/, post on /a/ or /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250914
>Normals believe alchemists can turn lead into gold, but they missed the whole point. Turning lead into gold simply means appreciating the unappreciated. Magicians are those with a heightened sense of awareness who can understand how every little thing in the universe is made, how much effort and dedication went into making smallest things in life that we consume every day.

You're retarded and insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255293
He probably just read The Alchemist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255182
Nothign really. I have no ambitions right now.

Maybe in a few years I will find something I want to do but I'm too young now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255267
>2012
>shiggy shoopie shwat
>dis nigga be talkin to shit to muh 'tismbro
>it must be le jews
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255293
You're a cum chugging sissyboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10250914
>Magicians are those with a heightened sense of awareness who can understand how every little thing in the universe is made, how much effort and dedication went into making smallest things in life that we consume every day.
Have you given up on achieving material wealth?

That sure is some new age bullshit.

No. Magicians/mentalists etc. just know sleight of hand, psychology, hypnotism and tricks to manipulate people.

[Anonymous No.]

Great Otaku Culture here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255333
This thread is janitor protected. Plesse leave before less controlled agents try to report you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255163
>Decent programs conduct interviews and consider work history and extracurriculars in addition to raw exam scores.
Why don't they just ask to see your bank account? Putting other things above academic merits and capabilities is tribalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255401

Let me guess, you think that employers only look at your academic and career accomplishments when considering you for employment?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish the world had ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255473
I knew it wouldn't happen but in the back of my mind I really hoped it did.
It would have been such an easy way to die. I will never build up the courage to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255473
I hoped something interesting happened on that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255511
well, no matter what, i'll always be here for you. please try to be happy, especially since it's almost christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248399
What is that from?

[poopybum No.]

>>10251012
Just finished playing 16 hours of ad carry on league of legends so .. yeah I like this

[poopybum No.]

>>10255165
Yo what games you play anon?
Your life sounds like mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255642
Mostly CS (1.6 and GO), Quake Live, and Gunbound at the moment. Sometimes I'll play some emulated console games in bed before sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255656
>before sleep
I think that's a very cute phrasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255656
>Gunbound
Holy shit I remember playing that in middle school
It still exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255401
Bank account? Credit history is more for employers background check. But honestly, many programs aren't suitable for shut-in bookworms who couldn't interact if their life depended on it and haven't worked a day in their life or participated in something else. I thought this well-rounded requirement was pretty well known since there are med, law and business students here. Go for some hard STEM with virtually no interaction if you want grades to be the only consideration.