Onaholes - Your ordering experiences!

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been talking to some really fucked up guys (presumably /jp/sies) and they have finally gotten me curious about getting an onahole.

They have shown me a few very nice ones, but I'd like to go with Ubu Virgin for now, the one shown, for two reasons:

First, it will be my first and I don't really want to spend a shitton of money on something I am not 100% sure of that I like it, and

Second: It's pretty small and light, compared to some others.

The reason for the second being is that I don't want to order too large of a package. Living in Germany, and I am afraid customs will take a look or even capture me and bring me to jail where I can have suprise buttsex for the next 2 years or so when they see that the package has loli drawings on it (even if they are non-nude).

I mkight be too much of a pussy and those people have told me that rarely anything bad happened at German customs, but I want to ask regardlesss here, seeing /jp/ are onahole experts: What are your experiences ordering from Japan, specifically to Europe, or any other country that hates the loli as much as Germany does? Will I ever be able to rupture a lolihole with my penis without going to jail as a consequence?

Please help me, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Considering Germany is the 2nd most censored country in the world probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231666
This is why I rely on your advice, /jp/.

Only you can help me reach ultimate happiness with a lewd onahole like this.

[Anonymous No.]

You can ask for no box from some places.

They can't arrest you for loli porn that way, just for buying sex toys.

[RapeWhistleOnaholes Rule) !P0IfHjzAm. No.]

There have been a lot of onahole threads lately, must be the holiday loneliness, imma buy one soon also but i'm kinda surprised with all this customs paranoia people are having

[Anonymous No.]

After a good sleep, I had some morning wood.

I desire an onahole more than everything else now. I'm about to order something, but I'm still scared of the customs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231588
I also live in Germany and over 50% of the stuff I ordered online was opened at customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233501

How much of this stuff was worksafe?
Did you get in trouble?
Did you ask the shop to put your stuff in a plain boxing instead of the lewd-art boxing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233508
>worksafe?

Nevermind, it's onaholes, just answer the other things, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233508
>How much of this stuff was worksafe?
Well, some of it was a little lewd (like the undressing flat -chested girl on my Daki), but only a few things were hardcore.
>Did you get in trouble?
Nope.
>Did you ask the shop to put your stuff in a plain boxing instead of the lewd-art boxing?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231588
You know if you are afraid of customs, you could just order from omocha dreams which are actually located in Germany and get your onahole the next morning. En-nls is cheaper (especially lube), though, and you can just tell them to remove box art.

I have bought a couple from omocha and can say that the Lilith 2D Spiral Wave is cheap, durable, extremely easy to use and clean. I just leave it to dry while inside-out and flip it back to normal when I use it. Get some optional microfiber towel to accelerate drying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10234338
woops- I meant the Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple, not whatever I meantioned before

[Anonymous No.]

Can you flip a soft Venus real inside out? I feel like I should to dry it, but don't want to tear or loosen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10234407
It's rubber, it doesn't get much more durable than that so they're safe to turn inside-out. You could fist the thing and it still wouldn't rip. If you're afraid of it loosening, do not let it stay inside-out longer than it should just to dry.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright... I am about to order, but it's late and I need some sleep.

Does anyone know whether there might be any trouble getting this lolihole using the Shopping Mall Japan deputy service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10234338
>omocha dreams
Is there a risk that I end up getting rip-offs if I order something from that place?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236828
rip-offs? you mean counterfeit? No, they do sell the real deal, albeit at rather high prices (so you'll be ripped off in a sense, yes, but they do deliver in a day for most of Europe which is nice, the wait for mail from Japan can be mind-numbing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10231588
Don't be a pussy!
Buy a REAL MAN's onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

Should have seen something like this coming.

I never prepare things in advance, and now I gotta wait.

[Anonymous No.]

What solutions or products do you recommend for cleaning? I just got a Seventeen Bordeaux and I want to keep it in good shape. I know that regular dish soap will eat away at the material. Is just water good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

What are those big torso like things with the vagina and asshole called? How do you even use one considering its size and is it better than a smaller fleshlight/onahole/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239229
>Is just water good enough?
Apparently.

Someone linked me to someone using only water to clean it and didn't even dry it completely in the deepest part and suggested that is enough.

But then in the last thread I saw some guy with a tenga that had black mold growing in so I really don't know what is enough to keep it clean and not eat away at your dick when your thrusting into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239296
I'd imagine you place it on your bed and hump it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is better, a secret Twin Tale, Ubu virgin or the TUBOMI masturbator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240943

Secret Twin Tales was huge on /jp/ recently.

Apparently they break quite easily though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241016
I wouldn't say easy, just don't rape the shit out of them. If your careful it will be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239229
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr1EPQllLOo

Haven't had any problems yet. Of course I don't let the semen sit in there for any extended amount of time. When you're touching the inside, when it doesn't feel slippery anymore is when you can stop because that means the lube/semen is washed out. Thicker lubes need more rinsing, thinner lubes need less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241036
Like a real little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237979
Counterfeit onaholes... do such things even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10241438
A lot of the cheaper Tenga eggs you see online are counterfeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240943

I have both secret twin tales and ubu virgin and I can easily say that ubu virgin feels way better.

On a side note girl in a box wasn't all that great

[Anonymous No.]

Any fellow ausfags with customs problems?

[Anonymous No.]

You can order secret twin tails from en-nls and ask them to ship it without the loli packaging. Considering it myself, since I have no idea what the laws regarding loli are in my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248371
>I have no idea what the laws regarding loli are in my country.
which country is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248390
Israel. I'm not even sure it's legal to import 'obscene' items like sex toys anyway. But I really want an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>be scrolling /jp/
>see pic related
>remember this vid

I'll just leave this right here:

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=xJ4O2-G565-

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248422
by see ">see pic related" I mean op's pic, not mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248422
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248422

Did he cut off blood flow to his dick/balls to get it like that?

That's just fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248422
FUCK YOU
I...I think you ruined onaholes for me. Now I can't even think about using mine without remembering that vid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248422
That man's penis is a... pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248446
He just injected his dick with saline until it was squishy enough. That's why onaholes like the Ubu virgin aren't that appealing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid to click that link. What was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248535
Not sure because it keeps asking me for a pin.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe it's just me but I find vaguely shaped onaholes damn creepy

if you want something inconspicuous and cheap just get a Tenga egg

[Anonymous No.]

Some onaholes are very adorable looking.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>2012
>masturbating into pedophile toys

>who am i quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248640
>2012
>not using superior loli imitation toys
>shiggdy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10248640
>>10248730
>2012
>being exposed to mercury in childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>only 9 more days of >2012

[RDC No.]

>>10231588
As fat as Deutschland goes, you can import anything sold by omochadreams.de; they sell the sujiman and ubu virgin, enough said.
Don't buy from them, though, the base price of sujiman is the price of it + shipping from NLS. They WILL jew you out.


Never had any problem with anything imported except from custom being jews and taxing stuff.

>>10246837
>On a side note girl in a box wasn't all that great
My dick disagrees with yours.

[RDC No.]

>>10249407
Nevermind, they only sell ubu real.
That might be due to them being shit instead of laws, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10249407
they said that they will get the new sujiman with their next shipment, so it's not like they're that afraid of loli stuff

[RDC No.]

>>10249451
At the amazing price of over 40 EUR.
They might want to check their conversion rate one day, because I verily doubt 1800 JPY translates into 40 EUR.

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone is considering ordering from Toydemon, their CS is pretty terrible.

But most onahole seller CS is pretty bad too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10249407
While a lot of their stuff is more expensive than directly importing from en-nls, I still think they're an viable option for stuff that's be more expensive than 25,- Euro, simply because then you get to deal with customs and you have to pay an import tax of 20%, at least here in Germany.

>>10231588
Germany as well here, I've ordered like 5 onaholes from en-nls and haven't had any problems with customs so far (the packages went through without any inspection).
I did make sure to stay below the 22,- Euro threshold, though. (item value, without shipping cost). Just in case, I always ask en-nls to remove any boxes that could get me into trouble, though (loli stuff).
Coincidentally, I have a Sujiman Rina waiting for me in my Packetstation which went through customs just fine on Friday.
For the more expensive stuff, I usually go for omochadreams.de, simply because I don't know any other alternatives within the EU.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god dudes, absolutely breaking news, straight from /q/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254257
Why is /jp/ safe for work if no one has a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254406
Why don't you have a job if /jp/ is sfw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254406
I have a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254506
A handjob maybe, LOL.

[Three Time Dreamer No.]

>>10228511

I'm back once again, with more information. It's been a while since I had used my Onahole, and today I decided to experiment once more. Once again, using my Kana I went for it. Last time I had done it, I wasn't able to come twice. However, just five minutes ago I just made another successful session.

The trick is to squeeze the Onahole twice when it's at the middle of your shaft. If you shoot it all the way in the end, most likely it'll cause your penis to tingle as to attempt to "keep in" the semen. But keeping it at the middle seems to trick it somehow.

Still not to 3, but we're getting there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10254654
ooooh

[Anonymous No.]

I got myself an early christmas present. I truly can't wait to unleash myself on this thing. Striped panties included.

Only problem is that i am not home at my apartment for the holidays, and i know they will be stopping by today to deliver it. Such a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone used this before?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255736

Can dragon pussies be a new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10255736
Call me silly, but I really don't want to put my stuff into something that looks so ... so ... weird.

(picture related)