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10229048

Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:11:22 2012 No.10229048 [Reply] [Original]

On Christmas Eve, Seiga Klaus appears in your room while you are asleep and begins rummaging for valuables. After a brief but disgust-filled search, she realizes you have nothing worth taking, and out of sheer pity, decides to grant you a single wish:

1. A year's worth of your favorite ramen.
2. A figure of your choice. It doesn't have to be on sale anywhere but has to have existed at some point.
3. A meal prepared by your favorite touhou. Unfortunately, you don't get to interact with them in any way.
4. Sex with Amanda Fournier (milk).
5. Your parents die and due to a misprint in their will, you inherit a cabin in the woods of Canada. It has an internet access and enough firewood to last the winter but not much else. If your parents are already dead, you get nothing.
6. Instant death. What comes after (if anything) is a mystery.

You cannot profit from these wishes in any way, they are for your use only.

Choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:12:06 2012 No.10229049 4 of course, that's not even a choice

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:13:36 2012 No.10229051 >>10229048 Seiga only cares about powerful beings. She has no reasonto be at my home nor to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:20:21 2012 No.10229056 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:21:21 2012 No.10229057 File: 113 KB, 669x1000, 1401_920d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bring it on

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:33:07 2012 No.10229070 >>10229048 Instant death It's the one that sounds the most undesirable, therefore, it has to be the right choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:44:08 2012 No.10229080 2 why would people pick 4 having sex with another man is gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:47:22 2012 No.10229081 I don't think Yuuka would be very happy if someone took a plate of her spaghetti while she wasn't looking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:48:52 2012 No.10229083 File: 132 KB, 850x1200, 1345267708876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10229057

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:48:52 2012 No.10229084 I would make milk a slave to my cock so we could both live off the donations and gifts she's getting from ronery retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:50:37 2012 No.10229088 File: 29 KB, 357x480, Nanaya_Shiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 6. Instant death. NANAYA

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 05:55:07 2012 No.10229094 It figures a dirty taoist would only offer me shitty wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:02:37 2012 No.10229104 #2. This is all I want for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:03:37 2012 No.10229107 File: 75 KB, 260x247, 2013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #2. This is all I want for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:06:37 2012 No.10229110 6

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:08:22 2012 No.10229116 File: 26 KB, 443x417, 1352978950552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SEX WITH MILK SEX WITH MILK GIVE ME

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:21:07 2012 No.10229139 6 pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:23:22 2012 No.10229140 I'm going with 4 I find milk attractive

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:23:53 2012 No.10229143 >>10229140 She'll probably dress you up as a pony before letting you fugg her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:24:07 2012 No.10229144 File: 215 KB, 640x480, 0053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10229088 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:24:07 2012 No.10229145 Either two or four.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:35:37 2012 No.10229158 I choose three, even if I don't get to interact with her, at least she'll be thinking of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:42:37 2012 No.10229169 Anyone chosing 4 needs to get out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:43:37 2012 No.10229173 I choose 2, get the most expensive fig possible and sell it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:45:52 2012 No.10229176 >>10229173 >You cannot profit from these wishes in any way, they are for your use only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:50:07 2012 No.10229183 File: 244 KB, 500x375, Amanda Fournier (milk).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:52:37 2012 No.10229185 >>10229176 Subconsciously forgot that part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:54:22 2012 No.10229188 Why is /jp/ so obsessed with whores like milk? Why don't you go out and fuck girls which are 10 times more attractive you disgusting wannabenromals?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:55:52 2012 No.10229190 >a cabin in the woods of Canada but I already have that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:58:37 2012 No.10229194 #4 seems like the only decent option...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 06:59:07 2012 No.10229195 ctrl-f "3DPD" No results Neo-/jp/ truly has arrived.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:01:22 2012 No.10229197 >>10229195 You are on the wrong board

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:05:08 2012 No.10229205 >>10229195 lel us br/a/hs rite

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:06:08 2012 No.10229208 >>10229195 Kind of sad isn't it? By this time next year, we'll basically be /r9k/ except with a thin veneer of touhou stretched over it, like the rubber skin on terminators.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:11:38 2012 No.10229225 >>10229197 >>10229205 Where do you think /a/ got it from turbonerds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:13:08 2012 No.10229226 >>10229225 >turbonerds typical /a/tard using overused epic /jp/ meme which is now used by /a/ in full force

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:15:23 2012 No.10229229 >>10229226 >>10229225 >>10229208 Gentleman, let's concentrate on the important matter here. How do we kill people like milk with minimum effort?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:16:23 2012 No.10229231 >>10229229 wait

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:18:38 2012 No.10229235 >>10229226 Nice try >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 07:30:23 2012 No.10229257 >>10229229 u go /b/rotha

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 08:27:31 2012 No.10229372 Can I shit post too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 17:30:18 2012 No.10230837 >>10229195 Just because I didn't post it, doesn't mean it didn't factor into my choice. I don't hate Milk but I don't have a desire to fuck her.

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