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okay /jp/ let's do this!

>> No.10226117 [DELETED] 

>>10226091
calling yourself "kun"

oh wow

>> No.10226133 [DELETED] 

>>10226117
being this new
oh wow

>> No.10226143 [DELETED] 

>>10226117

Y SAGE??? FRIKEN JERK

>> No.10226169 [DELETED] 

>>10226133
>>10226143
>new
>sage
le epic /v/ right?

get out

>> No.10226176 [DELETED] 

>>10226169
what are you doing, you shitposter?

>> No.10226179

This thread is going places

>> No.10226180 [DELETED] 

>>10226169
>le
go back to reddit, stupid nerd.

>> No.10226182 [DELETED] 

>>10226169
"le epic /v/ right?"

get out

>> No.10226184 [DELETED] 

>>10226143
>>10226176
>>10226180
>>10226182
OP please delete your thread

>> No.10226211

Test.

>> No.10226213

too much ballons

>> No.10226222

wow why are anime girls so cute there armpits are sexy...

>> No.10226236

What the hell is even going on there?

>> No.10226237

>>10226222
btw i'm a girl

>> No.10226265

>>10226236
You get to decide!
Fill in the bubbles with your own text!

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>> No.10226373

>>10226322

wow. i can't believe how well that fit. except for the last panel.

keep up the good work /jp/

>> No.10226417

>>10226322
HAHAHA
Oh god. Thanks anon.

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>> No.10226491

Which font am I supposed to use?

>> No.10226497

>>10226491
Comic sans

>> No.10226498

>>10226491
Comic sans.

>> No.10226501

>>10226491

whateve you like!

>> No.10226578

Why does Miko remind me of Seiba?

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Is this fine?

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>>10227433
even though the janitor didn't like it, I did. it's very illustrative of how the cherrypicking shitposters violently complain about moderation

>> No.10227461

>>10227450
eh disregard the first seven words.
I've got some weird issues with my browser loading old cached versions apparently

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I did my best... Onii-chan...

Did I do well?

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>>10227547
you did well

I really enjoy your social commentary on the current state of /jp/

let me try one.

>> No.10227613

>>10227593
nice one man

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X333

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>> No.10227738 [DELETED] 

These are all so shitty.

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>>10227738

Looks like we got a real art critic here.

>> No.10227769 [DELETED] 

>>10227750
I'll critique your mom right now: ugly just like you.

>> No.10227780 [DELETED] 

>>10227769

Why don't you put your shit where you mouth is and show us what a quality comic looks like then, Ace?

Or are you c-ch-ch-chicken?

>> No.10227815 [DELETED] 

>>10227780
>Why don't you put your shit where you mouth is

Because I don't eat shit like you, freak.

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>>10227780
2 minutes

>> No.10227824 [DELETED] 

>>10227815

Just walk away, turbo-nerd. You can't handle this.

>> No.10227837 [DELETED] 

>>10227822

sick dubs

>> No.10227840 [DELETED] 

>>10227824
Why don't you shut your face you wannabe gangster.

>> No.10227848 [DELETED] 

>>10227840

Get a load of this nerd. Why don't you make like a tree and get out.

>> No.10227854 [DELETED] 

>>10227848
>Why don't you make like a tree and get out.

What the fuck?

>> No.10227860 [DELETED] 

>>10227854

You heard me. Start packing your bags, son.

>> No.10227857 [DELETED] 

>>10227848
Shut the fuck up blowhard. These comics fucking suck and I bet you did half of them.

>> No.10227864 [DELETED] 

>>10227860
How about you lay the fuck off shitlord

>> No.10227867 [DELETED] 

>>10227857

Yeah I did half of them like I did.. YOUR MOM Lmao owned.

Get out of here before you get asspained for life.

>> No.10227873 [DELETED] 

>>10227864

Make me, spergler.

>> No.10227882 [DELETED] 

>>10227873
No you fucking nerdmaster, don't tell me what to do

>> No.10227884 [DELETED] 

This thread is great. I love you /jp/, never leave my side.

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>>10227882
WOW, you fags really need to get laid...like. badly.

>> No.10227894 [DELETED] 

>>10227882

Owning nerdlets is my job, and you're my #1 client right now.

Get out of my thread before your hole never heals.

>> No.10227897 [DELETED] 

>>10227867
How did you do my mom when you can't even get your microdick erect? Haha what a piece of shit nolife loser. Go play pretend hardass by yourself kid.

>> No.10227898 [DELETED] 

>>10227887
look at that dork, just look at her.

>> No.10227899 [DELETED] 

>>10227887
shut up dork

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>>10227887

I'll show you laid.

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>>10227900
*sucks*

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>> No.10227915 [DELETED] 

>>10227897

Yeah, except you misspelled "MACROdick". I tore her up that night and she said I was better than UR DAD ever was.

She also kept talking about how huge of a fagglet her son is while trying to cuddle with me but I told her I have other bitches to fuck and left. She cried for hours because I left.

>> No.10227923 [DELETED] 

>>10227905
mmmm yeah gurll
feels so good round my dick gurl

>> No.10227924

I like how my comic ended the stream because of its upsettingly good quality.

>> No.10227925

I wish there were more pictures of Miko using her trap door to visit other Touhous...

>> No.10227938 [DELETED] 

>>10227923
Don't suck off niggers

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10227946

I tried at least.

>> No.10227963 [DELETED] 

>>10227894
Good one you inbred nerdrocket, how about you piss off before you embarrass yourself further.

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>>10227963

Not as embarrassing as that time you stuck your pocket rocket into an electrical socket and got perma-ownt. Get bent nerdfinger.

>> No.10227991 [DELETED] 

>>10227915
I made your mom cry by beating her face with a 2x4 after treating her to a nice dinner. She was screaming and crying, confused why I was beating the fuck out of her. I told her I was beating her face because she was too ugly for me to fuck.

>> No.10227995

>>10227946
I laughed, that was pretty funny.

>> No.10228000 [DELETED] 

>>10227991

Jokes on you, that was actually you'r mom.

Maybe you should get some thicker glasses, Poindexter.

>> No.10228008 [DELETED] 

>>10227986
Nerdfinger? Okay thats it, I'm enroute to your house right now to burn it down. Get ready for this shit nerdapocalpyse, cause you're going down.

>> No.10228007

>>10227995
Thanks, hopefully this will be as popular as the one I did for the other blanco comic.

>> No.10228012

>>10228007
To be more accurate, I'm not entirely satisfied with reimu's last line.
But so was I with one of Remilia's line.

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>>10228008

Bring it buttlord.

Just don't cry after you hit the ground.

>> No.10228019 [DELETED] 

>>10228000
Maybe you should shut the fuck up and suck my 15" dick.

>> No.10228022 [DELETED] 

>>10228017
Nice reaction picture! Really makes your post shine dude =)

>> No.10228023 [DELETED] 

>>10228019

I think you missed a period in that sentence. Here, I'll fix it for you:

>"Maybe you should shut the fuck up and suck my 1.5" dick."

>> No.10228024 [DELETED] 

>>10228022

Sick dubs are you the real KoG

>> No.10228027 [DELETED] 

>>10228017
We'll see who gets the last laugh when I get there bitch.

>> No.10228031 [DELETED] 

>>10228023
Nice try but putting a period in my sentence won't make my dick any smaller. Get on your knees and open your mouth, slut.

>> No.10228041 [DELETED] 

>>10228027

I'm laughing RIGHT NOW and I'll be laughing after you get turbownt as well

>>10228031

You're right. Nothing can make your dick any smaller than it is right now.
.

>> No.10228044 [DELETED] 

>>10228031
You just owned yourself.

>> No.10228048 [DELETED] 

>>10228041
>>10228031
Get a room, you small dick fetishits.

>> No.10228057 [DELETED] 

>>10228048

You better stay out of this before you get your ass gaped.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the oven.

>> No.10228053 [DELETED] 

>>10228044
I'll own your face asslord

>> No.10228059 [DELETED] 

>>10228057
Shut the fuck up you fucking loser.

>> No.10228067 [DELETED] 

>>10228059

Nice comeback. Did you have your mom help you with that one? This is the big leagues, kiddo. And I don't think you're ready for it.

>> No.10228065 [DELETED] 

Why is /jp/ so shitty

>> No.10228078 [DELETED] 

>>10228065

Because you're posting.

>> No.10228083 [DELETED] 

>>10228067
Shut the fuck up dumbshit fuckface.

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>> No.10228092 [DELETED] 

>>10228083

Back the fuck off you cornkibble fucking dick-pumper before you make your parents disown you for being such a massive assfag

>> No.10228100 [DELETED] 

>>10228092
Just shut the fuck up tryhard loser.

>> No.10228115 [DELETED] 

>>10228092
If I ever meet you in real life I will fucking kick the shit out of you and scalp you because that's what me and my military buddies do to faggots. You year me you piece of shit. Every waking hour of my life will now be dedicated to finding you, killing you, and every you love. Fucking piece of shit gay ass.

>> No.10228117 [DELETED] 

>>10228100

You first babe.

I literally get paid to shitpost. Something a shitnibbler like you will never to the chance to enjoy. ==)

>> No.10228123 [DELETED] 

>>10228117
You are an angry tryhard. Did you just lose in your league of shitheads game or something? Why are you so visibly upset? Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.10228126 [DELETED] 

>>10228115

Yeah I bet you and your buddies are ROTC shitbrains.

You're talking to a US ARMY RANGER here, and I will fuck you and your ROTC sissies up so hard you will be begging to go to hell.

>> No.10228137 [DELETED] 

>>10228123

Your asspain is steaming off of your post like a piece of dog shit in the morning. Go back to /v/ with your league of losers and don't come back to MY /jp/.

>> No.10228146 [DELETED] 

>>10228137
I'll shit up your /jp/ whenever I want because you are an epic failure at life who will never get laid.

>> No.10228162 [DELETED] 

>>10228146

I'm getting laid right now. Shit is so cash.

Don't worry, someday you'll get laid while shitposting on /jp/

Oh wait

YOU WONT

LOL

buzz off, ass-stain

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pls stop fighting

>> No.10228172 [DELETED] 

>>10228162
Your hand doesn't count as getting laid, kissless handholdless ultravirgin. What a lame pathetic foreveralone loser you are. I get that you're just trying to impress me but maybe you should stop before you get burned.

>> No.10228199 [DELETED] 

>>10228172

I'm sure you consider yourself a non-virgin but I've got some bad news for you beast-boy, dogs don't count.

And I'm not here to impress monkeys, just train them. And you're one out of line monkey. Why don't you fuck off back to your banana and let the TRU /jp/ers do their thing.

You couldn't burn shit. You're about as potent as a lighter trying to melt the entire north pole.

Keep trying, maybe some day you'll out-own someone. But not me, and not today.

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samefag

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10228205

Dem awkward line breaks.

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Translate it beeawoos

>> No.10228207,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janitor mutes me for fifteen minutes
I mute him forever

>> No.10228207,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10228207,1
yer a faggot harry

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I'm so sorry

>> No.10228256,1 [INTERNAL] 

I got muted as well

>> No.10228273

>>10228079
SHINING LIKE A DIAMOND, ROLLING WITH THE DICE
STANDING ON THE LEDGE, I SHOW THE WIND HOW TO FLY

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>>10227925
That would be nice.

>> No.10228464

Do we have any other blanks to use?

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>>10228464
Yeah here you go

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>>10228506
I think this may have been the 15th time this year I've seen this joke done.

>> No.10228539

>>10228519
the year is almost over, is that a high or low score

>> No.10228545

Peaked with the first one and fell into a mass of "ironic" commentary garbage. Disappointing, the old one went much better.

>> No.10228548

>>10228506
Best one yet.

Kubo/10

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>>10228519
Okay, is it better now?

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>>10228551
It doesn't add anything to the image. I'm still not feeling it.

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>>10228557
there you go anon-kun

>> No.10230545

>>10226479

Best one so far, along with
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I've been on /pol/ a lot lately

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