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What would you fed your favorite Touhou? Your dick is not a valied answer, so please.

Mine.
Kanako, just sake from my cup.

>> No.10213269

I would love to offer Remilia some of my blood.

>> No.10213275

Tasteless gruel with the consistency of cardboard with enough micronutes to keep them alive.

>> No.10213318
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10213318

I'd give Remilia some of my blood. Of course she would become addicted to my high quality blood and suck just enough so I don't die. Later she would try to make me immortal or youkai so she can keep sucking me forever.

>> No.10213328

>>10213275
I told not your dick or any derivates of it.

>> No.10213362

>>10213318
Yo, why you think your blood is high quality?

>> No.10213359

>>10213328

Nah, my gruel is non-dairy.

>> No.10213360

>>10213328

I'll find some other /jp/er, and have him tell my waifu to eat "that guy's dick," and I'll do the same for him.

>> No.10213367
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10213367

High-class candy and pastries.

>> No.10213381
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>>10213367
You beat me to it again, damnit,

>> No.10213397
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10213397

I'd feed her my cock.

>> No.10213401

Cheeseburgers for Yuyuko and a salad for Youmu.

>> No.10213405

>>10213401
Just get them some WcDonalds

>> No.10213417
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10213417

A steak omlette.

>> No.10213423

>>10213405
WcDonalds? Let me guess, you'll also buy her a Mockey Mouse plush.

>> No.10213432

>>10213423
I prefer Monald Muck

>> No.10213450

>>10213367

Why not cormdogs?

>> No.10213454

I wonder what Yukari likes~

>> No.10213464
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>>10213423
>>10213432
Look at this picture and guess the only one who's been censored, Disney as it's now, run by Jews, will suck you dry if you dare to use the character in any way that doesn't give them profit.

Disney is the antithesis of ZUN.

>> No.10213490

>>10213464
I-is that teh Michelin man?

>> No.10213495
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>>10213381
I can't help it. Tenshi's just so perfect.

>> No.10213500

>>10213454
Twinkies, hot dogs, bananas, any dick shaped food really.

>> No.10213507
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>> No.10213554

>>10213362
I compared mine with other people's and mine is pretty tasty. Also I'm an human from the outside, there's no way that she won't get hooked on my delicious vital fluid.

>> No.10213648

>>10213495
I know what you mean.

>> No.10213693

>>10213554
What the actual fuck.

>> No.10213708

>>10213693
He must be in some cult.

>> No.10213785
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10213785

Booze and a steak.

>> No.10213958
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booze

>> No.10214179
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10214179

Cheese and wine.

>> No.10214205

I would give reimu some pork fat ramen

>> No.10214214

I would let Kanako to try some of my ball's sweat. Im sure she would love it ;3

>> No.10214253
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10214253

I would make a large, bountiful feast of juicy meat for Komachi.

With some massive melons on the side.

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10214281

Beef jerky.

She seems like a beef jerky kind of girl to me.

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10214904

I'd feel Tewi carrot cake while convincing her to sit on my face.

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>>10213269
>>10213318

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10214969

Bananas, sunflower seeds and bread.

>> No.10215019

>>10214969

All carbs, a little fat from the seeds. No protein.
2/10, would not dine at your house.

>> No.10215073

>>10215019
Sunflower seeds are around 20g protein/100g, but nice try.

>> No.10215237

>>10213495
Why don't the peaches on Tenshi's head go bad?

>> No.10215240

>>10215237
Magic.

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>>10215237
They're kept healthy through the power of virginity.

>> No.10215477

>>10215237
plastic peaches

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10215483

I'd eat eggs with Okuu. And I'd make sure we both got a bite out of the same egg.

>> No.10215554

>>10215237
Heaven's peaches are supposed to grant longevity.

It makes sense that they themselves would stay good.

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