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Here it is, this is what the average /jp/ inhabitant looks like:
-Filthy crossboarder
-Drinks coffee instead of tea
-Can't take it easy (visits /pol/)
-Probably listens to metal
-Participates in blogshit threads

>> No.10206743

I wish I could only browse /jp/, but some of my interests have been disapproved of by the janitors. I wish I could discuss Monster Hunter with /jp/.

>> No.10206745

I listen to metal, but I drink tea. What does that make me?

>> No.10206746

-Makes terrible metathreads about himself on /jp/ to let everyone know what he's up to

>> No.10206748

>>10206743
Isn't that otaku culture anyway? MH is pretty damn big in Japan.

>> No.10206751

>>10206741
nice unrelated tumblr post, faggot

>> No.10206756

If you reply, you prove OP right. If you don't reply, nobody will ever know how wrong OP is.

What a shame.

>> No.10206757

The /pol/ and metal people (or /mu/ people) get get on my nerves and they are ruining /jp/. We can barely have civilized conversation without somebody saying Jews or some music snob saying "you listen to X? you have shit taste".

>> No.10206760

>>10206748
That's what I thought, but the few Monster Hunter threads I made all got deleted so I gave up.

>> No.10206766

>>10206756
A strange thread.

>> No.10206781

Wow Op, your nitpicking and metashitposting are so respectable.
You are the hero /jp/ needs and so much better than someone who makes a response related to a thread like this guy

>> No.10206785

Why the fuck did you make this thread? What possible purpose could it serve?

>> No.10206787

I'm cooking a 10 year old box of rice right now

#/jp/ #goodidea #myblog #japanesebirdcookingspaghetti #whatcouldpossiblygowrong

>> No.10206791

>>10206787
I'm about to take a shower. What if I drown?

>> No.10206794

>>10206791

Be sure to put on a pair of water-wings for extra safety in the shower.

#helpfuladvice #homesafety #neetlife

>> No.10206795

>>10206794
Should I drink a glass of milk or apple juice?

>> No.10206796

>>10206795

For best results mix both together in a shot glass with a pinch of salt

#helpfuladvice #neetlife

>> No.10206797

>>10206791
Don't look up

>> No.10206803

metashit goes to >>>/q/

>> No.10206839

Coffee is fine, the japanese buy it in cans out of vending machines.

As is that "Bai the Coffeefruit" juice, since it's vaguely japanese-style as well.

Both are gloriously easy to get, and easy on the wallet.

Buying some "Lady Grey" blend of random mildly-poisonous crap and 3rd-rate tea from some Indian hellhole just means you're a typical anglophile pleb.

>> No.10206846

>-Can't take it easy (visits /pol/)

What's unusual about this? It seems most shut ins have weird racist beliefs that make them even more repulsive.

>> No.10206850
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Since you've all been waiting so patiently for an update on my 10 year old rice situation im proud to tell you all that I'm eating it now.

So far, it has a surprisingly acceptable taste, still remaining spicy after all the years. However, anything that was a vegetable in the spice packet has spoiled over the years, giving an.. unusual, but not horrible taste.

As far as 10 year old spoiled food goes, I give this a C rank. If it wasn't for the vegetables, this would most likely get a B.

Thanks for your time and I hope you tune into the next episode of "Spoiled cooking"

>> No.10206853

>>10206846

If you give a shit about racism, you still care about the 3d world. You're doing it wrong.

>> No.10206855

>>10206846
Racist views aren't "weird", but entirely natural. Liberal media has convinced you to think otherwise, however. Naturally shut-ins are far less exposed to such media and consequently more likely to revert to the natural state of being xenophobic and wary of other races.

>> No.10206856

>>10206846
Yeah, obviously, they'll post that shit just to be awful just like they post neet floorcrapping blog shit. But this isn't actually the shut-ins board, it's just easier to write those guys off as silly posters and ignore them. They might just be flame-baiting anyway, so what's the point in getting angry with them?

>> No.10206857

Who seriously browses only jp? The ones who does must be terribly boring.

jp is a place to hang out and take it easy. If I wanted a serious discussion this would be the last board on 4chan to do it.

>> No.10206860

>>10206857
I browse /jp/ exclusively and I'm usually here from when I wake up to when I go to sleep.

>> No.10206861

>>10206853
If you give a shit about someone that gives a shit about racism, you still care about someone caring about the 3d world. You're just as wrong.

>> No.10206862

>>10206860
Fuck off this isn't your blog.

>> No.10206864

>>10206850
I think dried food is supposed to keep past its sell-by date even better than canned food.

>> No.10206867

>>10206862
Please relax, I was just responding to that poster.

>> No.10206868

>>10206861

How very projecting. I was just stating the reason why it would be, since you asked.

>> No.10206874

P.S. Touhou metal.

>> No.10206878

>>10206864

This is true.

Unfortunately, halfway through the bowl the taste started to get worse and worse so I decided it would be best to get rid of it. It probably would've held up better if the flavoring packet didn't have a tiny tear in it for who knows how many years.

Going to have to give this a C-, although that's not bad for a cheap box of rice made in 2002 that had a hole in the packet.

>> No.10206886

>>10206868
>complaining about projecting
Why did you make this thread?

>> No.10206888

>>10206846
i'm a shut-in who browses /pol/. i'm not racist you dirtbag. just because there's racist idiots on /pol/ doesn't mean everyone who browses it are racist.

/pol/ is still the news board back from when it was called /n/ - news.

>> No.10206897

>>10206757
It's important to single out jews, though. Do you want them to take over /jp/?

>> No.10206899

>>10206746
>>10206751
>>10206756
>>10206781
>>10206785
>>10206803
Metathreads are holy /jp/ tradition. Please leave this sacred place.

>> No.10206903

>>10206899
Not anymore, we have /q/ for that.

>> No.10206904

I started browsing /vg/ recently and by browsing I mean I stay in the jrpg thread that they have. I think it's one of the more civil threads there and I figured it would be better than making gigs!bar threads and shitting up /jp/ with my 'niche'-interest.

>> No.10206905

>>10206903
who cares about /q/?

>> No.10206909

>>10206904
Yeah, they mostly are able to take it easy.

However, it would still be my wish to discuss anything pertaining to any media with the people on /jp/. I can't relate to anybody else as much as I do to the people here. Oh well.

>> No.10206911

>>10206897
no, you see it's racist to know what happens in the world. when israel uses white phosphorus on un schools and refugee camps killing hundreds of women and children that's racist to know and talk badly about jews who defend it.

/pol/ is filled with tons of economic and world news, but there's some white trash who is stuck in the 20th on race debates so everyone on /pol/ is a racist according to the logic of retards who don't even know what syria is.

people hating on /pol/ are just angry since they're uninformed retards even more stupid than the average normal about how the world works and want to shun those know what's the difference between iraq and iran.

>> No.10206914

>>10206904

I like their neptunia threads...even though I don't own a ps3.

>> No.10206922

>>10206911
While your post has some truth to it, closing your eyes completely on the board is wrong too. They are the ones that are discussing the closest thing to reality there is as far as our current system of doing things goes. Sure, half the posts are just trolling, and a bunch of others are coming from people who don't know what they are talking about, but not everyone there is like that. It's also a good source for unfiltered news, and you don't have to be politically correct in your response.

>> No.10206931

>>10206741
Why are single-boarders so boring and hostile?

Besides, if you aren't a "crossboarder", you're too new for /jp/.

>> No.10206935
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>can't talk about strike witches / GuP
>can't talk about MMOs
>can't talk about WW2 history
>can't talk about computers
>can't talk about non-MMO video games
>can't criticize cosplay because NSJ wants /jp/ to be /cgl/
>can't greentext
/a/ is 100x better than /jp/.

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>> No.10206944

>>10206935
I don't know, when I compare both /a/ and /v/, they are both just as bad in my eyes. For different reasons in some ways, but the point still stands.

>> No.10206952

>>10206935

I've actually been considering exporting my shitposts to /a/ lately. They're such easy targets compared to /jp/. You don't even have to put any effort into it and you'll still get 7 enraged replies in 3 minutes.

>> No.10206958

>>10206952
Where's the fun in that, though?

>> No.10206959

>>10206922
the board is absurd. it's real stuff done in a comical fashion. that doesn't make you racist for visiting it. there's people who argue against those make topics trying to prove some tired racist point constantly.

there's both sides of the coin on /pol/. i visit it to comedy relief mostly, but it just pisses me off to see people say you're racist for clicking on it. it's like saying everyone on /jp/ is some 3d idol otaku.

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>>10206946
/jp/ - my NEET friends are here

>> No.10206968

>>10206958
My thoughts exactly. We are like thought siblings.

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>>10206978

>> No.10206983

>>10206959
My tomodachi, even if somebody calls you racist, why get upset? You will never meet anybody here in real life or anything. Unless it damages your pride? I'm not sure. Seriously, there's nothing to be offended by here. And being a NEET is even better because you don't have to maintain any sort of reputation for anybody, even in the real world. Parents? Well, I'm sure nobody cares what their parents think of them on /jp/.

>> No.10206984

>>10206968
I chose a number between 1 and 10, which number did I pick?

>> No.10206986

>>10206886

I didn't.

But man your asshurt sure seems to be proving the OP right. You really can't take it easy and have to assume everyone is against you, don't you?

>> No.10206988

>>10206984
2

>> No.10207000

>>10206988
It was 4.

>> No.10206992

>>10206984
4.

>>10206988
This wasn't me.

>> No.10206996

>>10206992
Well now we'll see who the real thought sibling is.

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>>10206984
8

>> No.10207002

>>10207000
fuck

>> No.10207004

>>10207002
Owned, dude. I told you. Don't try to bully next time if you aren't ready to be burned.

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>>10206992
Woah... We're like twins.

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>> No.10207019

>>10206846
Read Umberto Eco's article on fascism. It'll shed light on why certain racist ideologies appeal to losers e.g. /pol/. Main points:

>The first feature of Ur-Fascism is the cult of tradition.
>Traditionalism implies the rejection of modernism.
>Irrationalism also depends on the cult of action for action's sake.
>No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism.
>disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks for
consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference.
>Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration.
>To people who feel deprived of a clear social identity
>The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their
enemies.
>For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle.
>Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology, insofar as it is fundamentally
aristocratic, and aristocratic and militaristic elitism cruelly implies contempt for the weak.

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>> No.10207029

But visiting /pol/ is fun. They're really crazy there.

>> No.10207034

This thread sucks, we're supposed to take it easy over here not hate what others do.

>> No.10207053

>>10207029

They seriously believe the white race is dieing.

>> No.10207062

>>10206983
it isn't the fact i was labeled a baseless insult. it's moreso i dislike the the view everyone on /pol/ is racist and i was just arguing contrary to their assumption.
>>10207019
rather than fascism the view that's held by a lot of the racist on /pol/ is more ethnic (white), nationalism. they most likely don't hold political views wholly with fascism. they go hand and hand, but aren't the same totally. ethnic nationalism is poison though. i don't think cultural nationalism is bad at all (i.e., america's nationalistic spirit)

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10207073

>tea
lol...

>>10206757
>metal
>music snob
lol...

>> No.10207091

>>10207073
lel

>> No.10207104

>>10206899
At least make metathreads which make sense instead of picking out a single post with informations you don't like.
Metathreads are there to discuss how to improve /jp/ not to lash out at innocent /jp/sies who are probally better posters than you can ever hope to be.

Seriously, anyone is welcome on /jp/ in my eyes no matter if nigger,jew,white,japanese,normalfag,NEET,gay,trans,straight or from mars.

Just don't fucking shitpost, like OP did.

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