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/jp/ - Sitting Culture

>> No.10184791

Sitting sudoku is uncomfortable as fuck.

>> No.10184794
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>> No.10184849

I can almost sit in Lotus Style.

I can get in the position, its just not comfortable.

>> No.10184857
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>> No.10184860

Skinny legs.

>> No.10184868
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>> No.10184870

crossssssssssssssssssss

>> No.10184922

When I'm sitting, I have both my legs pointing up toward the ceiling with my arms hooked around them so I can type. I look at the screen through the gap between them.

This way, all of the weight of my body is focused on the bones of my ass, like riding a high-end bicycle.

>> No.10184998

>>10184922
Unless you're a girl... That's really weird. But I want to try it now.

>> No.10185008

is this what they call... sitting otaku

>> No.10185025

Walk around for a few minutes every hour. It does wonders for your health.

>> No.10185040

Sitting more than 3 hours a day will reduce your life span.

>> No.10185037

I don't know the fancy names.

>> No.10185060

>>10185040

cumming in ur mother's mouth increases my lifespan so it equalizes :)

>> No.10185064

>>10185037
OP's is called wariza

>> No.10185065

>>10184922
Are you girly-looking or a lump of fat? This is very important.

>> No.10185075

>>10185065

I look androgynous and I'm slightly underweight.

>> No.10185080

>>10185075
Thank you.

>> No.10185086

>>10185080

Wait, please don't go!

Why was that relevant? I'll always wonder if you don't tell me.

>> No.10185096
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>>10185086
I'm not going anywhere.

>> No.10185261

Bump so I can watch /jp/ flirt with one another.

>> No.10185428

>>10184922
That's weird.

>> No.10185465
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I always liked this sittingstyle, it's cute and doesn't reveals anything lewd while being very comfortable, almost like hugging a real person.
It's alot of strain on the arms though so I don't do it often, only when I feel sad

>> No.10185468

>>10185075
ey bb wnt sum fug?

>> No.10185508

>>10185465

I can see her butt.

>> No.10185515

>>10185508
But it's covered and not lewd

>> No.10185535

>>10185465
I don't think you understand how lewdness works.
Cute girls can be lewd as they are generally pure and have something to lose by being promiscuous.
Ugly unwanted shitbags cannot be lewd because no one would even want to look at them let alone entertain sexually.
You aren't being lewd or non lewd, you are just in a permanent state of being disgusting.

>> No.10185539

>>10185465

I tried sitting like this, just now, and it squeezed my junk together between my thighs uncomfortably.

>> No.10185547

>>10185535

I'm actually ridiculously attractive according to every girl I've talked to. Have you deluded yourself into thinking everyone on the planet is ugly?

Sounds like some gnarly projection.

>> No.10185558

>>10185535
Well you see, when I said that it isn't lewd I was not referring to my own lewdness but the non-existant lewdness in this picture I posted.

Sorry for the misunderstanding

>> No.10185561

>>10185547
>talked to girls
Oh alright, my mistake, you simply don't belong on /jp/, I'm sorry

>> No.10185635

>>10184788
I sit like this.

>> No.10185639

>>10185561
Different person here, a girl once told me I was really hot.

I panicked and ran away and have almost never talked to a girl since.

;_;

>> No.10185645

>>10185635
Can we talk on MSN? AIM? E-mail? ANYTHING?!

>> No.10185646

>>10185639

I've been told this too but I'm not sure if it was pity/whatever else.

>> No.10185673

>>10185646
>>10185639
Huh me too.
I don't really believe it though.

Still, I'm always afraid of being near people when going out since I'm afraid someone might hit on me

>> No.10185677

/jp/ - wherein everyone is a supermodel

>> No.10185684

>>10185645
We can talk on /jp/ :)

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>>10185684

:D

>> No.10185706

>>10185684
That's really mean, jeez...

>> No.10185718

>>10185706
No, not really.

>> No.10186577

I sit on my left foot when I'm in the computer chair.

>> No.10187256

>>10185677
and mostly gay.

>> No.10187386

I sit on my heels. Sometimes I enjoy the static-y feeling I get in my legs from sitting that way for a prolonged time 6__6

>> No.10187410

The most comfortable way to sit is cross-legged.

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>> No.10187547

>>10185465
the window

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>> No.10187763

>>10187542
But that's squatting.

>> No.10187767

>>10187410
Until you have to actually stand up

>> No.10187780

>>10187542
I-is this the legendary slav formation?

>> No.10187782

I hate sitting, I stand all the time even while browsing /jp/.

>> No.10187789

>>10187542
WHY, WHY, WHY do all slav-squatters have to wear the same Adidas shit?

>> No.10187793

>>10187789
They are poor dude. They buy a pack with the effort of everyone.

>> No.10187798

>>10187793
That's actually pretty smart. Buy a bulk box of pants and pay like only what the manufacturers charge

>> No.10187801

>>10187789
Guy on the far bottom right have bootleg Adidas.

>> No.10187803

>>10184788
she's kneeling you fuck

>> No.10187807

>>10187542
These look like normalslavs, you know, the ones that squat because it's cool and hip to do instead of actually doing it because it's their passion.

>> No.10187811

>>10187789
Why not? The one thing I liked about the army was that it wasn't possible to "express yourself" with clothing. In other words, judging others by their fashion preferences was impossible. Giving room to petty things takes that room away from something else.

>> No.10187833

>>10187811
Same reason they have uniforms in schools. I really liked that actually, the ones at my school were cute.

I also sit like in OP's pic. It's pretty comfy.

>> No.10187834

>>10187256
Bisexual.

>> No.10187852

>>10187803
>she

>> No.10187935

>>10187833
My country has never had school uniforms but the idea behind them was taught to us in middle school. Funnily enough, practically everyone thought that they were a bad idea. The reasoning was that they were 'unneeded' and 'pretentious'. In reality they would have removed a lot of unneeded tension between the students.

>> No.10188106

>>10187807
How can you tell ?

>> No.10188242

>>10188106
Because I'm a slav myself.

>> No.10188246

>>10188106
You're French.

>> No.10188246,1 [INTERNAL] 

Gay NEETs get in here

>> No.10188246,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10188246,1
go away

>> No.10188246,3 [INTERNAL] 

GNEET here

>> No.10188246,4 [INTERNAL] 

im not gay but i wouldnt some boypussy

>> No.10188246,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10184788
id sitwith her

>> No.10188246,6 [INTERNAL] 

can you smoke lightbulbs like crack

>> No.10188246,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10188246,5
She'd slowly inch away if you did in order to not seem too rude but make it clear she doesn't want to be by you

>> No.10188246,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10188246,7
thats okay

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