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Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:32:12 2012 No.10177330 [DELETED]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:32:58 2012 No.10177334 happy birthday

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:33:27 2012 No.10177335 Joke is on you, I'm 30.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:33:42 2012 No.10177337 your mom has nice tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:34:42 2012 No.10177341 He'd make a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:35:27 2012 No.10177344 All he would have to do to make his mom happy is pretend that he is happy. Pretending can be pretty hard though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:35:58 2012 No.10177351 He doesn't look 20.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:39:42 2012 No.10177375 I'd be fugging happy if someone baked a cake for me. Last time I got a birthday cake was when I turned 13.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:42:12 2012 No.10177388 File: 166 KB, 800x800, 1342571260113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's me in a few months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:42:27 2012 No.10177389 I used to see that pic on 4chan back in high school. I thought I'd never be like him. Now I'm 20 and I'm exactly like him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:43:12 2012 No.10177396 >>10177375 What a coincidence, I wish to one day bake a delicious birthday cake for someone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:43:27 2012 No.10177399 >>10177389 Me too. It's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:46:27 2012 No.10177418 >>10177330 That cake looks so shitty, one of my friend's mom did that cake for his birthday. So fucking lazy and tastes like cheap cookies. Good thing i can make great cakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:48:12 2012 No.10177426 He should cheer up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:49:42 2012 No.10177433 >>10177418 Baking is for girls! You're such a sissy, sissy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:51:12 2012 No.10177454 My mom made me a cake before I left home. It was red velvet with white frosting. I wanted an Asuka themed cake, but she had no idea what that even was, so I told her to fuck off and stormed out of the house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:52:42 2012 No.10177457 >>10177433 My sister bakes, i decorate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:53:12 2012 No.10177460 File: 34 KB, 325x240, angry-dark-stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177388 >20 >in a few months.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:53:12 2012 No.10177468

>>10177351
Then what does he look? I hope not younger. I'm sick of these people who expect 20 year olds to look 30 and don't realize they are just out of their teens, always going out of their way to say that they look like they're more like 15 or 7 at best.

I am 22 and I don't look much older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:53:27 2012 No.10177461 http://allrecipes.com/recipe/simple-white-cake/?scale=6&ismetric=0 Now you can make yourself a birthday cake whenever the hell you feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:53:42 2012 No.10177464 >>10177457 Is your sister a loli?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:53:57 2012 No.10177465 I told my mom I wanted a strawberry shortcake that was a pineapple-upside-down cake on the bottom, and filled with cheesecake, and she actually figured out how to make it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:53:57 2012 No.10177467 >>10177457 So you're not even manly enough to make the thing, you just make it look nice? Like a child with crayons? Fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:54:57 2012 No.10177475 >>10177460 I'm 19 what you gonna do about it?? :D :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:55:12 2012 No.10177476 File: 33 KB, 500x267, big_man_japan3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177330 Happy birthday: >>10177403

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:55:57 2012 No.10177478 >>10177468 Don't vent your frustration over your cute babbyface on other people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:56:57 2012 No.10177483 File: 40 KB, 467x625, 1346639376239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177388 If you post contact details I'll wish you happy birthday. I'll even suck your cock if you live close enough⁓

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:57:57 2012 No.10177489 >>10177483 Depends. Do you have cute feet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:58:12 2012 No.10177491 I turn 19 on the 13th so pls say happy birthday to me >.<

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:58:27 2012 No.10177492 >>10177467 Dude she does the sweet stuff, i do the salty stuff. i also cook for her everyday. >>10177464 She's a model.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:58:57 2012 No.10177496 >>10177492 A loli model? >>10177491 Please no troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:59:12 2012 No.10177504 >>10177496 Or maybe a model loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:59:27 2012 No.10177501 >>10177330 Joke's on you, my mother died when I was 17. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:00:12 2012 No.10177505 >>10177501 yeah she would be after fucking like that LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:00:57 2012 No.10177508 File: 21 KB, 272x397, img_1379100_61714163_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My birthday is the 23rd, the same as the His Glorious Majesty the Emperor of Great Japan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:00:57 2012 No.10177509 >>10177496 No you perv, she's a hobbit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:00:57 2012 No.10177510 My birthday is in one hour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:00:57 2012 No.10177511 I wish I still had my parents to celebrate with. I'm just going to be literally solitary this year. Oh well, time to go buy myself cake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:00:57 2012 No.10177512 I spent my 23rd in a mental institution. And i'm pretty sure many others have spent theirs homeless or incarcerated. It can get much worse that "BAAAAWWWW ONLY MY PARENTS WILL CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!" Enjoy what you have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:01:12 2012 No.10177514 >>10177483 He's only goin to be 20, I bet his cock isn't even fully grown yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:01:57 2012 No.10177519 >>10177509 Are you also a hobbit? Do you think hobbit cooks are better than human ones in general?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:02:12 2012 No.10177522 >>10177512 I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:02:12 2012 No.10177523 >>10177460 Is there something wrong with being younger? It's not like they're in their mid-teens or anything, so I'm sure at least some of them are capable of carrying civil discussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:03:43 2012 No.10177529 File: 1007 KB, 1200x1706, 1350558689290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177505 That's pretty rude, dude. Please apologize kudasai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:04:43 2012 No.10177535 >>10177523 I remember some anon was making a big deal when he saw my passport and realized I was 19 a few years ago. /jp/ just doesn't like it, I suppose. I personally don't mind, as long as people don't act stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:05:13 2012 No.10177540 >>10177523 I'm 14 but very mature for my age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:05:13 2012 No.10177542 >>10177523 No! They are not! Fuck them! Brats!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:05:58 2012 No.10177547 >>10177540 Please don't do this here.

Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:05:58 2012 No.10177548

>>10177523
Not really. It's like this. Everyone has a base capability for civil (and not obnoxious) discussion, but this is offset by age. The age offset is so great that everyone has negative capability of civil discussion until they are 23. At that point, the first few that had very high base capabilities to start with begin with reach a capability of 1, whereas previously their age kept them at 0 or in the negative. Others will reach capability at a later age, and some never at all. But it's not going to happen before 23.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:06:58 2012 No.10177550 >>10177535 >he saw my passport how

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:07:58 2012 No.10177553 >>10177550 We fucked dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:08:28 2012 No.10177562 >>10177548 Let me guess, you are 23. Other than that, have any more pseudo-elitist garbage and arbitrary numbers to throw out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:09:28 2012 No.10177565 >>10177523 I'm 13 but I'm way more mature than other people my age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:09:28 2012 No.10177566 >>10177562 Jokes on you, I'm 24. I won't hold your hostile post against you as you are not 23 yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:09:43 2012 No.10177573 >>10177548 Incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:09:58 2012 No.10177575 >>10177519 i'm not a hobbit, we're not blood related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:10:58 2012 No.10177580 >>10177575 Then have you had sex with her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:10:58 2012 No.10177583 >>10177562 Let me guess, you're underage.

Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:12:13 2012 No.10177590

>>10177562
>pseudo-elitist
That's a new one for the "dumb shit kids say" box. Pseudo-elitist. What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? It's like you wanted to say pseduo-intellectual and elitist and just assumed you could throw the prefix in there without really understanding the relationship it creates. I can't imagine what a pseduo-elitist would do, or how they would operate. They seem to be elitist, but they really aren't? Shouldn't that be a good thing from your perspective?

Please stop creating threads that bring up the topic of user ages, /jp/. I can't take it when they come out of the woodwork.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:12:28 2012 No.10177591 >>10177492 Yes, but is she a loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:12:43 2012 No.10177593 >>10177583 No, just not an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:12:58 2012 No.10177594 >>10177580 No, my sister likes her senpai. Who is also a girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:12:58 2012 No.10177595 >>10177565 See >>10177547

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:13:13 2012 No.10177601 >>10177550 I don't remember. I think someone demanded that I prove my nationality or something, or not. It was like 2009 or, too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:13:28 2012 No.10177598 >>10177590 Fuck you, that's what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:13:58 2012 No.10177599 >>10177548 Now I don't feel so bad about turning 23 in 45 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:14:43 2012 No.10177604 >>10177508 August 9th for me. Nagasaki!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:15:13 2012 No.10177606 >>10177590 I meant that he wanted to be elitist, but didn't want to seem like too much of an ass, so he tried make his accepted population so large that no one would notice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:15:13 2012 No.10177607 >>10177594 There are lesbian hobbits? I thought hobbits would be too conservative for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:16:28 2012 No.10177611 File: 42 KB, 705x700, 1146094946549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish i was still young, like you kids

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:16:43 2012 No.10177616 >>10177607 i dunno, she goes to a catholic all girls school they are all very gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:16:58 2012 No.10177619 Sometimes I wish I had someone cute to discuss baking with. /ck/ is fine, but they aren't cute. I need to teach my sister to bake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:17:13 2012 No.10177620 I should've quit the internet when I turned 20.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:17:28 2012 No.10177621 >>10177616 There are catholic hobbits too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:17:28 2012 No.10177622 >>10177611 >kids Are you a wizard? I guess it feels good knowing I'm not considered old for being 21 on this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:18:13 2012 No.10177626 >>10177619 >/ck/ is fine, but they aren't cute. Post cute lolis every time you post on /ck/. That'll help make it a little bit more cute. Might encourage other people to post cute lolis, as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:19:58 2012 No.10177631 >>10177622 Where would that be old? That's probably around the average for the site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:19:58 2012 No.10177632 >>10177621 This needs to be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:19:58 2012 No.10177633 >>10177621 She's not a hobbit, she's just small. A small lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:20:43 2012 No.10177634 >>10177478 He can vent his frustration on me ANY jikan of the shuu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:20:43 2012 No.10177636 >>10177633 So she's a loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:20:58 2012 No.10177638 >>10177626 I hope that doesn't make anyone mad.

Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:22:28 2012 No.10177643

>>10177606
That doesn't make sense. If he wants to be elitist then he's being an elitist. Maybe you should try using a phrase like "masked elitism." Though I don't really think he was trying to hide it. Now it sounds like your reply is admonishing him for not being elitist enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:22:28 2012 No.10177644 >>10177631 The rest of 4chan? 4chan is full of teenagers and middle-schoolers nowadays. An average age above 20 is high for 4chan, /jp/ is old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:22:43 2012 No.10177647 >>10177636 NO. SHE'S LIKE MARIMITE. A CATHOLIC LESBIAN. leave me alone please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:23:43 2012 No.10177649 File: 30 KB, 550x429, emperor-akihito.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177508 Holy Crap of Birthdays! That's awsome! I am one of few who is Otaku for the Japanese Imperial Family, so it is good to see another.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:23:43 2012 No.10177650 >>10177638 Who fucking cares? You gotta do the cooking by the book, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:23:43 2012 No.10177651 >>10177644 You're definitely exaggerating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:24:43 2012 No.10177654 >>10177626 I think they would just hate you for being "weaboo" or a pedophile. Tell you to go back to /a/, or /c/, or something. Don't forget that we have boards, or subsets of boards, that want absolutely nothing to do with otaku culture.

Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:26:44 2012 No.10177662

>>10177651
Go make a thread with a survey template on /a/ or /v/, asking for some kind of anime-related or video game-related stuff from them, but also for their date of birth. Best to start it with an image example of your own.

I think you'll find at least 70% of the responses will fall in the 90s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:27:58 2012 No.10177666 >>10177662 People born in in 1994 are 20 now, gramps. I bet you were born in 1989.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:28:28 2012 No.10177670 >>10177666 >People born in in 1994 are 20 now Oh fucking really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:28:58 2012 No.10177671 File: 23 KB, 480x374, 1313988191076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177666 >People born in in 1994 are 20 now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:28:58 2012 No.10177672 >>10177666 Uhm no. 1994 would be 18.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:29:28 2012 No.10177675 >>10177666 Actually, they are 18. Did you want to say that and then adjusted it because we were talking about teenagers, not the underage, forgetting to change the year?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:29:43 2012 No.10177678 >>10177670 >>10177671 >>10177672 I think he was being ironic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:30:43 2012 No.10177682 >>10177670 >>10177671 >>10177672 >>10177675 Whatever. People born in the 90s can still not be in their teens was my point. 1992 is 20.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:31:28 2012 No.10177684 File: 19 KB, 400x500, high_five-2495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177666 nice ruse

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:31:28 2012 No.10177685 File: 150 KB, 400x305, 1308310730883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10177666 '92 here. You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:34:13 2012 No.10177696 >>10177666 Nope, I'm only 18.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:36:58 2012 No.10177712 That picture is just as depressing as it was years ago when I first saw it on /b/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 00:37:13 2012 No.10177713 File: 37 KB, 350x400, calicles is not amused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you are below 30 and/or not male, please leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 04:53:31 2012 No.10177713,1 >>10177599 Drew Doughty?

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