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10175769 No.10175769 [Reply] [Original]

Give me one reason why I should let you humans into Gensokyo

>> No.10175776

I can bake cakes and brew beers the Gensokyoites may be unfamiliar with. I can also bring news of the outside world that Yukari is too stubborn to share.

>> No.10175780

>>10175769
You shouldn't.

Now make like a Flan and fly away.

>> No.10175781

I wouldn't want to go to that backwoods shithole.

>> No.10175782

We can slap thighs and make a gooey mess.

>> No.10175786 [DELETED] 

The 2D girls aren't going to bang themselves.

>> No.10175793

>>10175782
You're a lewd ass slut! Get the fug outta /jp/!

>> No.10175808
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One of two, you let us in after a small agreement or we'll find a way latter by ourselves while we hold a grudge against you.

I ensure you'd like to have an agreement rather than see how we enter "dry"

>> No.10175809
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>> No.10175814

Well you let Sakuya in...... I don't mind being a maid in Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>> No.10175824

I love you.

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10175865

I'll let em in for $50 each


or 1500 years of servitude, which is equivalent

>> No.10175915

>>10175865

serving who?

>> No.10175918 [DELETED] 

>>10175865

>> No.10175929

>>10175865
50 bucks ain't shit. Take my money for now, whore. once I learn magic you're fucked.

>> No.10175935

not enough dick in Gensokyo

>> No.10175940

>>10175929
If you don't have what it takes to believe that magic exists even before going there, then even if you go there, it will be of no use to you.

>> No.10175947
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I don't get why anyone would want to live in gensokyo. There's nothing to do there. I mean, come fucking on Cirno freezes frogs for entertainment, WHY? because she doesn't have access to a goddamn playstation that's why!

>> No.10175951

I don't deserve to go to gensokyo.

>> No.10175960

>>10175947
It's all a matter of perspective. People are entertained by different things. Me, I'm bored of playstations and stuff. I just want to go wander around, and be able to survive on my own without doing something stupid like getting a job and fitting into society.

>> No.10175965

>>10175960
You wouldn't be able to survive on your own.

>> No.10175970

>>10175965
That's the problem.

Well, I'll figure something out.

>> No.10175998
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10175998

Yukari would sexually abuse you

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>>10175769
I'd make everyone's life... funnier.

>> No.10176005

>>10175960
You know, you could pretty easily do that right now. Just walk out the door and live out of your pockets. It wouldn't always be comfortable, but it'd be an adventure.

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>>10175998
Is that so? Then I just have to rape her twice as much to teach her to behave.

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>>10176064

Humiliation would work too

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10176084

stop roleplaying losers

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10176088

Because I have tulpae to fight my battles for me and keep me from being eaten by a youkai.

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>>10176082
Choke on a cock.

>> No.10176149

Would you willingly give up your humanity and/or freedom to become a slave to ANYONE you can choose in Gensokyo?

>> No.10176172

>>10176149
Nope.

I'd never give up my freedom, but I'd give up my humanity in a heartbeat. I'll become a youkai. Stupid little humans can busy themselves with calling me a monster while I go off doing whatever the fuck I want.

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10176195

is this e/b/in meme? xDDDDDD

go to GENSOKYO xDDDD BY KILL URSELFING

>> No.10176196

>>10176149
Yes. That's not even a question. The alternative is being a slave to society and I'm pretty sure no one wants that.

>> No.10176203

>>10176197
Maybe in the SDM.

>> No.10176197

>>10176149
No. That'd be gay. Besides unlike those porn doujin, they wouldn't want to fuck you. You'd probably be cleaning dishes all day until you die.

>> No.10176207

>>10176172
>Stupid little humans can busy themselves with calling me a monster while I go off doing whatever the fuck I want.
You'd most likely get exorcised just for existing.

>> No.10176210

>>10176197
Ohoho. But wait until my skilled charm and ravishing good looks fills absolute lust in their eyes.

>> No.10176213 [DELETED] 

>>10176195
Are you too retarded to believe that Gensoukyou exists, and yet you feel the need to go make everyone else conform to your lack of imagination?

>> No.10176227

>>10176207
Nope, bullshit.

There's a chapter in Oriental Sacred Place where a wolf went around eating humans and became a youkai, and never got exorcised. Reimu wasn't even mad. She never really does exorcisms anyway, since these days about all she does is beat people up and then leave them alone. Kasen went and made the youkai into one that eats other youkai, and then everyone lived happily ever after.

>> No.10176249

>>10176227
I'm pretty sure by now, Sanae would try to exterminate you, Miko would too, maybe Mokou if you accidentally wander in the Bamboo forest. Or Byakuren will come to convert you.
>>10176197
You know you're given the option to give up your humanity OR become a slave? And you can just secretly learn magic to turn yourself into a BODY RAVISHING handsome man in which no female can resist.

>> No.10176264

>>10175769
Somebody needs to be fed to Yuyuko

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>>10176264

feed the mouse to the yuyuko

>> No.10176547

As one of the only males, you would be abused

>> No.10176820

>>10176547
I'll enjoy it.

>> No.10176881

i make great eggs for breakfast

>> No.10176902

I can mow lawns pretty well.

>> No.10176990

>>10176547
there are plenty of males in the human village

>> No.10176991

As a human who lived in the outside world, I could become something akin to a confidant for Sanae, and if I showed that a human can remain calm and composed in Gensokyo, maybe she would start taking it easy too.

I'm sure there are some Youkai or perhaps a certain miko who would be really glad about having Sanae out of their hair and thus would sponsor my passage to Gensokyo.

>> No.10177005

Gensokyo needs to keep up the good old humans/yokais war and I'm fairly incline to demons slaughter.

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>>10176990

Name three.
All female humans.

>> No.10177004

>>10175769
Because i have the drugs open up

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>>10177001

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>>10177005

>> No.10177327

>>10175970
You can wait. Virtual reality will one day give you a perfect world for you to defile then delete and repeat.

>> No.10177349

There are no more humans that exterminate youkai completely, and there are hardly any more youkai that attack humans. It would be a problem if the number of either youkai or humans were to increase, and it would be a problem as well if it decreases.

>> No.10177357

>>10177327
But when I die that will end. And meanwhile I have to depend on people in this world to keep me alive.

And that's terrible.

>> No.10177380

>>10177357
You will be resting quiet and incorruptible, cared for by perfect automatons, equally incorruptible, while your mind freely melts into another world, indistinguishable from reality.

There will be great metaphysical debates on 4chan, and you will live happily forever.

>> No.10177386

>>10177349
I think that's an exaggeration. Youkai still attack humans. In WaHH and OSP, there are various instances of humans dying when attacked by youkai.

Besides, a youkai that does not attack humans is by definition not a youkai (word for word from Yukari's PMiSS article). Humans have no greater enemy than youkai (word for word from the Youkai PMiSS article).

>> No.10177395

>>10177380
That doesn't sound too bad after all.

>> No.10177408

>>10175769
What if I'm already in Gensokyo?

And why assume I'm human?

>> No.10177410

>>10177408
Because youkai aren't real and neither is Gensokyo.

>> No.10177435

>>10177410
Citation needed.

>> No.10177445

>>10177435
How about you cite this!

*grabs dick*

>> No.10177456
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>>10177410

Nothing you've never seen is real
There is no other side of the moon
Nothing outside the observable universe, or inside a box you've never opened

>> No.10177493

>>10177410
That's stupid, if Youkai or Gensokyo wasn't real, how would I be posting?

Your turn.

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10177680

I'll get youmu to stop cutting

>> No.10177704

>>10177680
She's just prepping for the lotus seeds.

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