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Where would you take Holo on your first date?

>> No.10175614

She's like, half dog or something... I'm taking her to a doctor.

>> No.10175618

>>10175614
Veterinarian might be cheaper.

>> No.10175619

A dumpster so I can leave her there.

>> No.10175621

I have often considered this question as she is my waifu, and I have not come to a decisive conclusion even years later. What would be the optimal modern world location to take a woman who is essentially a pagan deity. I suppose one could say to some sort of down-tempo pub, but you rarely find those anymore in major cities unless you know where to look. Otherwise, I think heading out to a more niche restaurant that I know would be an enjoyable date, possibly followed by a nice tour of my city.

>> No.10175623

to a jungle or something. you know, so she can be free.

maybe the zoo

>> No.10175633

A confectionist or baker's shop. She has an enormous sweet tooth in the books.

>> No.10175652

Wallstreet

>> No.10175676

The dollar store.

>> No.10175680

>>10175605
Cute image dude.

>> No.10175682 [DELETED] 

This thread is in violation of /jp/'s new and improved rules. Please delete it immediately.

>> No.10175689

>>10175682
Go poop on another party, man.

>> No.10175690 [DELETED] 

Light novel with an anime adaptation thread?
Light novel with an anime adaptation thread.

>> No.10175685

Gensokyo.

>> No.10175686

I'd take her on a hot air balloon ride and ask her to marry me.

And when she said no, toss her ass out.

>> No.10175694 [DELETED] 

>>10175690
>>10175682
Please don't be like this, just leave it be.

>> No.10175695

>>10175686
She can't fly though.

>> No.10175702 [DELETED] 

>>10175682
>>10175690

>>9549154
>Topic overlap with other boards is acceptable in moderation

>> No.10175704

I don't go on dates because I'm not so beta I have to convince a girl to take my dick, they just do it naturally.

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>>10175695
If she rolls right before hitting the ground there won't be any damage.

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>> No.10175721

>>10175618
>cheaper
Some countries have public health care, you know.
No matter how many times you'll bring her to the doctor, your taxes won't change.

>> No.10175724 [DELETED] 

>>10175694
>>10175702
Horo was banned even before that rule existed:
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9390786

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>>10175724
Insinuating that thread wasn't deleted due to Mystery Man Z.

>> No.10175728

>>10175721
Please stop posting.

>> No.10175731 [DELETED] 

>>10175727
ZUN!bar did nothing but post an on-topic character from a light novel series he read. Notice he refers to chapters and reading.

>> No.10175732 [DELETED] 

>>10175694
Follow the rules, shitposter, and I'll leave you be.

>>10175702
This isn't "in moderation." This is a shitposter making a mockery of the brand new rule changes moot made, and I will have none of it.

>> No.10175735 [DELETED] 

>>10175724
Are you aware of what "topic overlap" means?

>>10175732
Then report it and hide it, shitposter.

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10175740

Stop taking Eugene-san seriously. It's clear he's a parody.

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>>10175732
Don't be such a negative nancy, just take it easy

>> No.10175759

>>10175605
>holo
>not horo
you fagget

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10175757

She is a fictional LN character so nowhere.

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10175758

What if there was a wolf in your bed?

Would you let it stay?

>> No.10175762

>>10175757
you could always cut her out from a page

>> No.10175763

>>10175757

zun !bar i thought you swore off jaypee forever

what happened to 'smell ya later, 4chan' ???

>>10175759

the guy who wrote it said it's 'holo' and not 'horo'

>> No.10175765

>>10175757
No bullying please.

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>>10175762
I would let her suck my homu on the first date probably if she was real. Other than that I would probably take her for ice cream.

>> No.10175770

>>10175676
OK, I laughed.

>> No.10175772

>>10175758
Wow, what a slut.

No wonder you guys like her.

>> No.10175773

>>10175768
what if she said no?

>> No.10175777

>>10175768

!bar you are a weird and creepy 30-something fat anime dude

do you really think anyone on the planet wants to perform any sexual act on you out of their own volition

>> No.10175783

>>10175728
Okay, tell me what's so bad about the post you quoted.

>> No.10175787

>>10175783

probably the reason is that your schtick is old and stale and fifty kazillion people have done it before you

also because you need to stop posting, ''kudasai''

>> No.10175788 [DELETED] 

"Topic overlap" doesn't nullify the other rules. I can't post racist or loli threads because it's "topic overlap with /b/".

The LN rule is clear, explicit, and was added for a reason.

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>> No.10175795 [DELETED] 

>>10175777
>>implying that's !bar
>>implying !bar is an anime dude

>> No.10175794

>>10175788
You are right, we should start discussing the LN. So what chapter are you on right now?

>> No.10175800

>>10175794
Chapter 3 of the second season.

Does it get as good as the first season of books? I'm disappointed so far.

>> No.10175803

>>10175787
>schtick

Get your Yiddish words out of here, kike.

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>>10175788

I don't really care what 'reason' (note: reason is actually 'so meido-kun can stroke his egoboner as he deletes everything not to his liking') they have. I'll post about any LN I want, any time I want.

The janitor can throw a tantrum if he wants. It only inconveniences me slightly.

>> No.10175807

>>10175790
Haven't started the second book yet because I keep putting it off, I'm really poor at actually starting things. It kind of brings you down when you realize how long the official translation is going to take to finish, or whether or not they'll even finish the whole thing.

>> No.10175806

>>10175800
No. It has pseudo NTR that will make you feel bad.

>> No.10175810

>>10175806
I know Korbo kisses Lawrence-sama, please don't tell me she kisses someone else? ;___;

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>>10175800

They leave out a huge and important arc and skip straight to the one where a fishmonger takes Holo and asks her to suck his dong.

>> No.10175816

>>10175810
She kisses Amarti before Lawrence.

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>>10175813
OH GOD NO

>> No.10175818

/jp/ is a spoiler free community, please be respectful and use spoiler tags, thank you.

>> No.10175822

>>10175818
spike dies

>> No.10175825

This is better than the threads on /a/.

You're not as bad as people say, /jp/.

>> No.10175831

>>10175817

She says 'no' but it's still an awful story.

The story only goes downhill from here, too. The Japanese is awful compared to the prettied-up Yen Press translated books, and the story is boring and stagnant as sin. The writer does everything he can to preserve the status quo of Lawrence and Holo driving around in a wagon getting into zany & hilarious antics.

>> No.10175838 [DELETED] 

>>10175788
It was added so the janitors could delete anime threads without complaints, not to forbid everything regarding LNs.

>> No.10175845 [DELETED] 

>>10175788
topic overlap refers to something that would be acceptable on another board, excluding /b/.

racist or loli threads are not allowed anywhere, except /b/.

>> No.10175847

hey guys i will make an anime adaptation of any LN you tell me

warning: it will only be two frames long

>> No.10175849

>>10175831
>The Japanese is awful compared to the prettied-up Yen Press translated books

Can anyone confirm what this guy is saying? The translated text did seem to be a tad bit flamboyant

>> No.10175851

>>10175847
Touhou.

>> No.10175852 [DELETED] 

So when does this rule apply and when does it not? Can we get a mod in here? Can I make threads about light novels of anime/manga series?

Please respond.

>> No.10175853

>>10175849

The translation smells like an English novel and the original story smells like Japanese fanfiction. It was written by a physics student in his free time, and he is not very good at prose.

>> No.10175862 [DELETED] 

Janitor-san! Janitor-san!

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10173649
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10168616
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10167897
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10164017 (Touhou!)
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10163743
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10138249
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9268953
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9076749

etc.

>> No.10175869 [DELETED] 

>>10175852
It applies when it's an obvious anime/manga thread. This is a character thread and everyone is just taking it easy. Either way, take this discussion somewhere else.

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>>10175869
C-Can I make an Index thread?

>> No.10175884 [DELETED] 

Janitor-san! Janitor-san!

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10173649
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10168616
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10167897
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10164017 (Touhou!)
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10163743
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10138249
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9268953
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9076749

etc.

>> No.10175886

>>10175763
all lies!! i hate you!

>> No.10175893

>>10175853
Does his writing ability improve as the series goes on? It seems like its quite a popular series, so the quality of writing must not detract all that much from it.

>> No.10175934

>>10175893

The "framing" parts of the writing are good eg. the premise of the story, the characters. It's just that it doesn't read in an elegant way.

>> No.10175993

>>10175934
I always get panicked when I find out I might not be receiving the original experience, such as in this case where you're saying the language has been heavily edited in the translation. Would you still say that it was localized well, even if the language used was kind of stepped up a notch

>> No.10176009

>>10175993

The spirit of the text is preserved fine. The only thing that's different is, in the gold-smuggling arc, the translation makes it sound like she let the pursing dogs rape her, but she actually was just made to humiliate herself in ways analogous to a dog, eg. barking on all fours. A giant feral dog-spirit, instead of a wolf, was what was chasing them. That's why they didn't howl.

>> No.10176027

>>10176009
Oh I see, I remember people getting pretty flustered by that little bit in the past. I'm a little more relieved to know the spirit of the text is in tact, I'm not really sure why it bugs me but I always want to get as close to the original as possible. Thanks for answering my questions, wouldn't have known all this otherwise.

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There is a bunch of S&W stuff on sale on Amazon right now. Guess nows the best chance to catch up on things.

>> No.10176703

>>10176009
That's a pretty fucking big thing.

>> No.10176743 [DELETED] 

>>10175803

>>>/pol/

>> No.10176743,1 [INTERNAL] 

>add new rules
>don't enforce them

this janitor is a real piece of shit.

>> No.10176743,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10176743,1
But Spice and Wolf is novel without anim- uh oh

>> No.10176743,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10176743,1
If you don't like the rules and moderation on /jp/ you can leave.

>> No.10176743,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10176743,3
Who the fack are you?

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Just a reminder that the LNs are on sale right now. You can have basically an entire collection for very, very cheap.

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I'd take her golfing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxGMCRwgQg

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>>10177920
I know from personal experience that girls do not like golf. Better find something else, dude.

>> No.10178061

>>10177920
Cute video dude, I feel like I may have seen in that past but I'm not quite sure. Golf seems like it would be kind of fun with her

>> No.10178067

Am I the only one who thinks that the art for holo in the LN is far more attractive than the anime and manga.
The style makes her far more lithe and slim, making her fit the mark of a playful and teasing girl, rather than a mature ojou-sama, which is what she appears as in the anime.
Im only talking about art here, not how the character actually acts, but soely on art for this discussion

>> No.10178073

>>10178067
I never really thought about why I prefer one over the other, but I enjoy her LN art more than the anime as well.

>> No.10178077

Hey, where can I torrent the entire LN series, I really want to read them, but I have no money

>> No.10178084

>>10178077
http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&tid=307857
Found something along the lines, people are saying it only goes up to vol 5.
anyone got any more?

>> No.10178085

>>10178084
Appears like they've only translated up to volume 6 officially. I seem to recall that someone else decided to translate them as Yen Press was basically never going to finish it.

>> No.10178088

>>10178085
oh ok,
I heard that the story gets worse and worse as time goes on, so maybe stoping at 5 would be good...

>> No.10178093

>>10178088
I'm sorry if I wasn't so unorganized I would have had this for you, but oh well

>> No.10178105

>>10175605

In the times like this I regret that I don't have a job and that my currency is so shitty, that even when on sale these LN cost too much.

>> No.10178107

>>10178105
Meant to quote >>10177908

>> No.10178117

>>10178107
A few dollars is a lot of money?

>> No.10178127

>>10178117

Well, I'm not talking about buying one chapter.

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>>10178127
Just buy them and make yourself happy for once.

>> No.10178185

>>10177908
On sale where?

>> No.10178210

I wouldn't date a drunk slut.

>> No.10178210,1 [INTERNAL] 

This thread's existence is making a mockery of your new rules, /jp/.

Good job (seriously). That new rule seemed pretty stupid to be honest.

>> No.10178210,2 [INTERNAL] 

I agree. There's not enough anime and RPGs in it

>> No.10178210,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,1
The rules were only introduced to ban disguised anime threads without giving these posters a chance to complain back. I'm sure any legitimate, actual LN content we ever get is going to be tolerated.

>> No.10178210,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,2
I'd make a thread about Gakusei Shoujo if I was still around.

>> No.10178210,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,1
If you actually read the thread you'd soon notice that there is discussion of the light novels.

>>10178210,4
I find it hard to believe that you're not still around, you're pretty much constantly on the ghost board.

>> No.10178210,6 [INTERNAL] 

shut up

>> No.10178210,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,5
meant @ this kid

>> No.10178210,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,5
I actually had a nice little discussion with that one anonymous about what type of translation/localization it was. I never even knew all that about how poor the original text was, suppose that was a reasonable assumption given it is a light novel though.

>> No.10178210,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,5
>>discussion of the light novels.

Pretty crazy. I've only ever saw that happen in Spice and Wolf threads and Horizon threads.

And I'm here on /ghost/ pretty irregularly to be honest. Like I'll post for a few days, leave for two weeks, post again for few days, leave again, etc. I just like seeing what's happening every so often.

>> No.10178810 [DELETED] 

>>10175618
so that he can assist you in fugging her am i right or am i right!?

>> No.10178810,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10178210,9
Remember when I made a Spice and Wolf thread, ZUN!bar?
Do you remember what you did, and what happened as a result?

>> No.10178810,2 [INTERNAL] 

I didn't even know there was a new rule since I slept for the last two days.

I think it's pretty stupid since /jp/ didn't even have light novel discussions before due to this board being a blogging and otaku rehab board. Plus, the most popular light novels are the ones that have an anime adaption so there goes that.

I don't think any of these rules and shit will change /jp/, the board is losing it's activity and you can have much better discussion of otaku culture on the other boards.

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>>10178185
Amazon and a few other places I think. You better get cracking on buying them.

>> No.10183258

I'd buy her some apples.

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Surprised to see that this thread is still here. The Amazon sale is still going on so buy them while you can.

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