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In 21/12/2012 we will all go to Gensokyo.
What am I supposed to do to become a touhou instead of a faceless man there?

>> No.10166951

Hate something, hate it so furiously your anger manifests itself as raw power.

Thats probably the easiest way to get to simple youkai status.

>> No.10166953

Become a human magician.

>> No.10166957
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Many of us will become Sinsacks and go on wacky adventures together in order to acquire a pair of our favorite Touhous' panties.

>> No.10166959

>>10166945
Toolate, all the seats are already taken. You should have opened a portal beforehand instead of waiting for the rush hour with everyone else.

>> No.10166962

>>10166957
SYAMEIMARU

>> No.10166965

If you wear a silly hat while you open the portal, you get to become a Touhou.

I always check the obituaries and salute those /jp/ers found in their basement with a CPAP mask on their face and a kokoshnik on their heads. May you find peace in Gensokyo.

>> No.10166966

>>10166957
For Yukarin's panties, I would do anything

>> No.10166967

You should look for a place of power so that you'll gain powers.

It was denoted by Kanako in that one interview fanbook. You might become a natural magician without having to lift a finger!

>> No.10166968

>>10166945
>21/12/2012
lol

>> No.10166989
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I would rather be a faceless man.

>> No.10166994

But we will be reborn as little girls who will start a commune of peace and love that is protected by some friendly Touhou.

>> No.10166998
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>>10166962
Aya-Chan~

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>>10166966
>/jp/ meetup in Gensokyo

>> No.10167011

SHIT

>> No.10167020
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>>10166967
Should I go to the Temple Mount or something then?

>> No.10167044
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>>10167020
You could go to a haunted house or a very old library.

Give it a shot anon!

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10167058

faceless men get all the bitches.

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>>10167044
Alright, I will!
I don't think there are any Haunted Houses or really old libraries around, but I'll try to find something!

>> No.10167082

I would become a faceless man but I would only go after fairies with other /jp/sies. Youkais are too scary.

>> No.10167088

If I kill people and wear their skin will I be a faceless man or a man with two faces?

>> No.10167102

>>10167088
You will become Harvey Dent.

>> No.10167115

>>10167102
Fuck yes. I better get my double headed coin out for when I bet on Yukari's life.

>> No.10167133

I would choose to be a faceless man just so I can go after the one that I hate most.

>> No.10167162

>>10167044
Nazrin actually looks pretty good in that outfit.

>> No.10168909

>>10167058
The Question is overpowered.

>> No.10168922

You'll go straight to hell after being judged by Shikieiki like the rest of us.
Only the pure ones may be reincarnated

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>>10168922
I masturbate to Shiki-sama all the time to make sure she knows I'm pure~

>> No.10168950

>>10168922
Better. There are a lot of cute girls in Makai.

>> No.10168951

>>10168941
Why would that please her?
That's hella lewd

>> No.10168955

>>10168950
Makai isn't hell though.
Hell is a fiery place where you soul will burn forever

>> No.10168960

>>10168955
Meh, there are probably slutty 3DPDs there, at least.

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I repent !!

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>>10168951
Even All Powerful judges get urges too sometimes!
Or maybe she would like to punish a naughty boy like me

>> No.10169021

You know, recently I've been thinking I'd rather just become a fairy.

Finding a way to support myself, acquiring power, pursuing my favorite touhou, it all seems so tiring.

I'd rather be weak, stupid, and take it easy every day.

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>>10169021
being a fairy would be pretty nice
they dont even die if you kill them

>> No.10170235

>>10168955
But when we die we have no body. We can't experience bodily harm as a soul. Why do people associate Hell with bodily harm?

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