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Where would you take Kuroko on your first date?

>> No.10163748

Doctor to get implants

>> No.10163751

In the trunk of my car.

>> No.10163766

On a hot air balloon ride, where I'd ask her to marry me.

And when she no, I'd throw her ass out.

And go find Saten for a blowjob.

>> No.10163767

Garbage dump where she belongs

>> No.10163795
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10163795

for a ride on my cockｗ

>> No.10163806

>>10163766
> throwing a person that can teleport out of a hot air balloon
What exactly is the point?

>> No.10163817

>>10163806
I would feel better.

Then we would have a laugh and go stalk Misaka.

>> No.10163844

I don't date sluts

>> No.10163846

she has a voice of a hag why would you date her

>> No.10163849

the cinema to see the new movie

>> No.10163852

I hate Kuroko so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10163863

>>10163849
I wish I had someone to go to the theater with.

>> No.10163868
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10163868

I'd tell her that "dates" are a social construct built to maintain the traditional patriarchal man-woman relationship doctrines, and to restrict transgendered, female, and homosexual people's rights and freedoms.

Then I would go talk to uiharu about technology.

>> No.10163874

>>10163863
me too

i asked someone, they mumbled something and then we didnt talk about it again

>> No.10163876

>>10163863
I'll take you to the theater. Even pay and either buy popcorn or sneak in tacos or something.

But you'll be taking my cock later on.

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10163881

Assuming she just gave me her number.

>Message her at 8-9PM
>"Hey I need some new clothes, wanna help me pick some out tomorrow?"
>Two hours later
>"Sorry! Just got your text, was busy writing in my diary about onee-sama. Tomorrow? Okay, but you have to treat me to lunch."
>Yatta!
>Go early, she arrives ten minutes late even though she teleports here.
>She's still in her uniform even though it's the weekend
>I get tired of writing this dumb shit.

>> No.10163891

>>10163876
>But you'll be taking my cock later on.
I'm a fat smelly dude. If you're fine with that, then go ahead. I love cocks!

>> No.10163892

>>10163881
You'd go shopping... for yourself?

>> No.10163896

>>10163881
who are you quoting?

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