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How fujoshi are you?

>> No.10125348

Translate it, weebs

>> No.10125351
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according to my last checkup I'm 15 pounds more fujoshi than I was last year ;___;

>> No.10125382
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>>10125351
Fascinating.

>> No.10125386 [DELETED] 

>>10125351
Shut up, milk...

>> No.10125391

>>10125386
Please stop talking about disgusting down syndrome attention whores in /jp/. Go to /cgl/.

>> No.10125393 [DELETED] 

>>10125386
Don't talk to my girlfriend like that

>> No.10125411
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I'm not fat or have glasses but I keep my hair ponytailed often at home and I like cats. My love for BL might be huge but still medium level among fujoshis.

>> No.10125422

translation, please?

>> No.10125448
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OK since NSJ is babysitting the thread, let's share our blogs.

>woke up
>job search
>NEET life is hard
>see disgusting cosplay shit on /jp/
>report it
>NSJ likes cosplay and wants /jp/ to be cosplay
>carry on reporting shit
Such is NEET life.

>> No.10125450

>>10125448
Who are you quoting, dickface?

>> No.10125464

>>10125450
I just yelled all that shit out my window and heard a guy off in the distance say; "Imma post dat shit on /jp/ right now nigga!", so me I guess.

>> No.10125507

Filthy fujoshit pls go

>> No.10125692
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10125692

Does every fujoshi like bl? Not all otakus are lolicons or yuri lovers.

>> No.10125704

>>10125692
Fujoshi doesn't mean female otaku.

>> No.10125757

my upperarm is たふたふ as HELL

>> No.10125804

>>10125692
Fujoshi means a female fan of yaoi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi_fandom#Fujoshi

>lrn2google

>> No.10125818

my cunt is really smelly

>> No.10125829
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>>10125757
>Shake taffeta

>> No.10125839 [DELETED] 

>>10125804
Futoshi (婦女子) means a grown woman or wife.
>lrn2japanese

>> No.10125841

>>10125804
Fujoshi (婦女子) means a grown woman or wife.
>lrn2japanese

>> No.10126776

One day I will get a fujoshi gf

>> No.10126801

>>10125841
I certainly wouldn't want a fujoshi as my wife.

>> No.10126843

>>10126801
You wouldn't want any wife anyway, your love for dicks is too strong.

>> No.10126967

>>10126843
If you love dicks, wouldn't a fujoshi wife be perfect?

>> No.10127101

>>10126967
i love dicks, but I also want to love her smelly NEET yolo swag hikki anime pussy

>> No.10127154

"Fujoshi" by definition means "yaoi fangirl." It's a Japanese pun because the "fu" in fujoshi can either mean "married woman" or "rotten."

God damn it /jp/ read

>> No.10129122

I'm a NEET girl who likes BL, so I think I'm fairly fujoshi? Since all it means is yaoi fangirl.

>> No.10129147

>>10129122
Wanna go out with me?

>> No.10129154

>>10129122
Are you cute?

>> No.10129157

>>10129122
I weigh 140 pounds and I am 5'11", can we meet up?

I am very white, pasty and emaciated though.

>> No.10129171

>>10129122
I weigh 165lbs and I am 6', I can beat >>10129157 up. Can we meet up?

>> No.10129174 [DELETED] 

>>10129147
No.
>>10129154
Not really?
>>10129157
Sorry, I don't really like short guys.

>> No.10129182

>>10129174
Are you a pure virgin?

>> No.10129187

>>10129182
Yes. I haven't even kissed anybody yet.

>> No.10129195

>>10129187
How old are you and why are you NEET?

>> No.10129202

>>10129174
5'11" isn't short, it's average.

>> No.10129205

i don't understand why this thread is allowed. i get that fujoshi is a japanese term, but what does it have to do with being anything but troll bait?

if i made a thread with text "how much of an otaku girl are you, /jp/" wouldnt it get deleted for being a shitpost?

>> No.10129210

>>10129202
5'9" is average. But I guess that includes all the short as fuck asian men.

>> No.10129221

>>10129205
Because NSJ is a girl

>> No.10129214

>>10129195
I'm nineteen, I'll be turning twenty in the summer. I've been homeschooled all my life, and kind of adapted to the inside world and grew to hating physical contact and the outside in general.

>> No.10129232

>>10129214
What kind of otaku culture things do you enjoy? Besides BL.

>> No.10129241

>>10129214
Are you fat? Post a picture pls

>> No.10129251

>>10129232
It's embarrassing, but I really like the magical girl stuff(The really shoujo sparkly 90s shoujo anime is more what I'm talking about,) Mecha stuff, and EGL/Japanese fashion(If that counts?)
>>10129241
I'm not comfortable with pictures.

>> No.10129259

>>10129251
why aren't you popular and otacool like milk-sama?

>> No.10129269

>>10129251
Have you ever had some loser NEETs confess to you online besides /jp/? If so, how do you react to such situations?

>> No.10129273

>>10129251
ARE YOU FAT

>> No.10129293 [DELETED] 

>>10129259
Because I'm not confident enough to post pictures!! And I'm not cute like Milk.
>>10129269
I've had experiences with confessing to me, and experiences with stalk-y creepy guys.
It's really awkward!!! If they confess to me, and I don't like them, I usually come up with a "look you're really great but _____" reply thing.
>>10129273
I'm not a twig, but I'm not like, obese. I'm a little overweight.

>> No.10129302

>>10129293
Don't you think it would be better to pretend to be male online?

>> No.10129305

>>10129293
Yeah, ur fat.

>> No.10129312

>>10129293
Do you shave? I heard fujoshi's don't bother shaving, especially their armpits.

>> No.10129321
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>>10129293
Do you masturbate?

>> No.10129313

>>10129293
would you date someone from /jp/?

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>>10129305
Rude!
>>10129312
I don't see why I should shave, I mean, it's not like I'm going anywhere where people would judge me for being a hairy bear-y.
>>10129321
>>10129313
M-Maybe!
I'm going to leave now, because I derailed the thread entirely and now I feel bad.

>> No.10129337

>>10129330
I love you!

>> No.10129341

>>10125464
God, I hate it when that happens.

>> No.10129349

>>10129330
Wow, if you said you did shave I was going to say, "Why would you bother shaving, it's not like anyone's going to see you."

I'll allow you to stay.

>> No.10129354

>>10129330
>I don't see why I should shave

I mean, it's not like anyone who posts on /jp/ gets to sex with anyone, who would you need to make your vag pretty for?

>> No.10129374

>>10129354
So she can make pretty vag pictures and post them on /jp/

>> No.10129377

>>10129330
please come back...!

>> No.10129379

>>10125704
>>10125804
To be fair, few people would object to labeling almost any female kimo-ota as a fujoshi. For example someone who plays Inazuma Eleven because collecting little boys makes her wet and who shlicks to pictures of her favorite Inazuma getting gangbanged would probably be a fujoshi, regardless of her interest in Inazuma BL proper. I guess the main criterium, in pretentious terms, would be whether her entertainment sexually objectifies males.

>> No.10129388

>>10129379
Is that why girls like inazuma eleven?

>> No.10129400

>>10129388
Why the fuck did you think they liked it? It's literally pokemon with little boys as mons.

>> No.10129403

>>10129400
Speaking of which, why do they like pokemon?

>> No.10129426

>>10129403
Cute critters, cute characters, cute game.
I think about 75% of the pokemon art on Pixiv is trainers only, with maybe pikachu or part of the trainer's team hanging around in the background. 90% for female artists.

>> No.10129435

>>10129426
Can I be a girl if I catch them all?

>> No.10129447

Our men club is being ruined by girls.

>> No.10129465

Looking for a disgusting fujoshi girlfriend

I am very good looking Asian male
No sex only hand holding and kissing

>> No.10129482

>>10129465

How much money do you make?

>> No.10129487

>>10129482
I'm a NEET

>> No.10129489
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>>10129447

>> No.10129490

>>10129487

I'm not interested, sorry.

>> No.10129491

>>10129489

This is exactly how I imagine most /jp/sies.

>> No.10129492

>>10129490
No need to apologize.

>> No.10129504

>>10129491
I never get along with other men, even more so than women.

>> No.10129505
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10129505

I'm fujoshi, ask me anything

>> No.10129512

>>10129505
Are you a girl?


I'm a girl.

>> No.10129516

>>10129512
I'm a girl but I don't like other girls so please don't talk to me.

>> No.10129517

>>10129505
the addiction women have to attention will never cease to amaze me.

>>>/cgl/

>> No.10129531

>>10129517
the addiction men have to attention will never cease to amaze me.

>>>/jp/

>> No.10129537

Say /jp/, since I know at least one of you have been to Japan, are there reverse-weeaboos there? Like japs who worship anything american and delude themselves that its great regardless of how shitty it is?

>> No.10129539

>>10129531
The eagerness of /jp/ to heap attention on attention whores and bad posters never ceases to amaze me, but it should.

>> No.10129565

>>10129537
Of course, and they're not exclusive to Japan. They're usually the local rednecks because America represents harsh values.

>> No.10129570

>>10129505

Milk has the voice of an angel. I almost died of moe overdose when I heard her.

>> No.10129567

>>10129537
Yes. Usually those people are the village gaijin bike too. There's one where I live who immediately descends on each year's incoming crop of new eikaiwa teachers and selects two or three guys who she attempts to convince to fuck her, but she's having less luck now that she's past 40 and still constantly hanging around twentysomething gaijin.

To my knowledge she has no Japanese friends at all.

>> No.10129581

>>10129570
Yeah she didn't sound how I expected but her voice was beautiful.

>> No.10129585

>>10129570
>>10129581
Link it please

>> No.10129591

>>10129581
>>10129570
>>10129531
>>10129512
>>10129505
Die faggots

>> No.10129590

Enough to report this thread.

>> No.10129592

>>10129591

Jealous bitch.

>> No.10129594

>>10129585
She did a live let's play earlier but she's not on anymore

justin tv/ welcomeunknown

>> No.10129600

>>10129592
Forgot your trip, autistic bitch.

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>> No.10129611

>>10129591
lol, jealous woman

>> No.10129614

>>10129600

Milk is a refined lady and would never use those words, nerdmaster.

>> No.10129619

>>10129611
>woman
Lonely /r9k/ crossboarder. Fuck off.

>> No.10129632

>>10129619
woman pls go

milk is great /jp/ poster

>> No.10129626

>>10129614
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.10129627

>>10129619

Not him but that's fucking retarded.

>> No.10129635

>>10129627
He assumed I was a woman, I assumed he was a lonely /r9k/ crossboarder.
Sorry you're fucking retarded.

>> No.10129638

>>10129632
Milk is nothing but a shitposter, I've never ONCE seen her post anything on-topic. She only attention-whores, and you are a shitposter enabler. Kill yourself.

>> No.10129640

>>10129635

Go fap to you're ugly waifu, faggot.

>> No.10129641

>>10129638
because she normally doesn't post with trip

she doesn't shitpost, only others shit post about her

fug u bully

>> No.10129645

>>10129641
>because she normally doesn't post with trip
Well, when she does, it's all shitposts.
That's why I hate her, she only shitposts.
Fuck you.

>> No.10129654

>>10129645
BULLY
F
U
G
U

FAG

>> No.10129659

>>10129654
>>>/cgl/6450393

>> No.10129657

>>10129645
>>10129638
Don't talk shit about my gf, I'll fucking wreak your ugly nerd face.

>> No.10129665

>>10129659
milk said she doesn't like /cgl/ BULLY

>> No.10129667

Can you guys imagine how great it would be to have Milk whispering in your ear that she loves you with her angelic voice? I could die happily at that moment.

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