NEET lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Anonymous No.]

What's being reflected in the Native American's eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101692
Her burning village and the hundreds of dead indians

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101692
Death and regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101692
A gun barrel being held by a pilgrim that is also carrying a bag of smallpox infected blankets that will be sent back to her village along with her raped and defiled corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101692
Starry night sky

[Anonymous No.]

Poor native american girl. She's being exploited by that white american bitch. I'm sure she's maintaining her with bread and water only, making her work harvesting 12 hours a day, and physically punishing her when she does it wrong.

Then she sells all the harvest, and use the money to buy cocaine.

Fucking american pig...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101695
>>10101696
>>10101698
>>10101709
>>10101703
Happy thanksgiving everyone! XDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

Two NEET threads? The other one isn't even on autosage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101709
Don't worry, the white bitch is being exploited too in that time period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101692

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101711
Fuck you, my people were raped and killed by the white settlers and all I got was this shitty holiday and a local casino monopoly on reservation grounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101715
If you're talking about women before feminism, you clearly have it backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101713
>>>/q/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101718
and lots of booze

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know it was Thanksgiving until this thread reminded me.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to two thanksgiving dinners this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101713
There's only one NEET thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101716
please use bicubic expansion next time; nearest-neighbor looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101782
How do you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/r9k/4520834
>>>/r9k/4521034
>>>/r9k/4521267
>>>/r9k/4521320
>>>/r9k/4521334
>>>/r9k/4521501
>>>/r9k/4521590

>>>/r9k/4531650

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101794
I use GIMP, although Photoshop also does that. I would have re-done the image to show proof of concept, but I'm debugging libcaca, so I can't use GIMP right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101800
ugh GIMP takes absolutely forever to open

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101800
ok finished, does it look better?

[Anonymous No.]

How does everyone smell today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
I think I smell like my bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
I smell really bad, I haven't bathed in a week or so. I don't notice it, but my family comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101782
Bu you lose details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101876
If you put on fresh clothes then nobody will notice at Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
pretty good

[sage No.]

>>10101893
I will shower before thanksgiving. I need to wash my hair anyways, or my ponytail will get all clumpy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101908
Ponytail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
Like an aroused guy who started masturbating and didn't finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101832
It takes 8 seconds on a Core2Duo@2.66GHz when you've built it from source for that processor, which is a little bit less than generic-compiled Photoshop CS2 on the same system.

Here's my version; best I can do with the jpg source material and related dithering around her forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101936
In the end, it still looks like a cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101879
If the artist really cared about that, he wouldn't have save an illustration as a jpeg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
Fish and shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
Somewhat between green onion and roofing caulk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101965
>>10101954
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101673
So, after a few months of NEETdom and not really leaving the house, all the days have merged together and become a blur, I can only remember distinct events from the ime period, but for the most part, the generic events aren't really stored in memory. Does this happen to anyone else? Also time goes by incredibly fast with this lifestyle, is there a way to prevent this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
Like a bag of expired chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102093
>Somewhat between green onion and roofing caulk.

It's a vinegary, oniony stench of a person who cooks Southeast asian cuisine on weeknights and sweats it into a skin-tight, polypropylene body-suit for two days.

It's not distinct until you get your nose to it, but when you do: shallot, garlic, fish sauce, human musk.

[Anonymous No.]

>last thanksgiving
>lots of relatives come over because we have the nicest house
>stuck in my room laying in bed hiding from the noise
>cousin comes in my room
>says "hey why are you cooped up in here?"
>tell him i don't like noise and i have nothing to say
>he sits down beside my bed and starts spewing shit about how he knows what i mean
>he puts his hand on my shoulder and rubs it
>i freeze up and wonder what the hell he's doing
>finally ask "what are you doing?"
>he lays down behind me and spoons me
>what the fuck
>he smells my hair then gropes my titties
>hammer him in the cockballs
>he squeals in pain
>tell him to get out and never talk or look at me again

Weirdest thanksgiving ever. Btw I'm a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102147
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102147
Are you a sadist, or just tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102147
Don't ever hit a guy in the balls over something so trivial. He may not be able to have children now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102099
Time eventually looses meaning when you don't have to watch the clock anymore.
The past 10 years went pretty fast. 'Enjoyee your lifetime'...it goes by faster than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102099

I second this; I just had my mom remind me that events I thought happened two weeks ago were only 5 days past.

I keep a consistent daily schedule, but I can't relate that to Georgian timescales without logging and a computer of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102099
Keep a diary.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's wearing a tracksuit right now? Do you like your tracksuits? How many do you own?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be the only up in my room while the entire family is downstairs making noise, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101692
the souls of native americans killed by the white devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102723
Tracksuits are shit. Just wear a sweatsuit. It's warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
deoderant and old clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102749
Are you serious? They're retard and smelly old men clothes and aren't stylish at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102763
it's not like anybody is going to be looking at you

and if they do, they're not going to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102147
>>hammer him in the cockballs
well done. i salute you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm eating Thanksgiving dinner while watching Jurassic Park in my room. Everybody else is watching some parade on TV in the living room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102769
When I see people walking around in sweatsuits I think badly of them. I don't want people like me thinking bad of me when they see me wearing a sweatsuit.

I'd rather never ever buy or wear a sweatsuit ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102778
Filthy normal please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102778
Why would you care about people thinking badly of you over superficial nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102782
>>10102783
I'm not a normal I'm just vain with a heart filled with hatred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102787
Sounds like a normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102787
Somebody's contradicting themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102789
>>10102790
Stop bullying me I just wanted to talk about tracksuits.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start watching anime again but I haven't watched anything in the past year or two. However, I've downloaded the first episode of almost every show for that entire time period so I have this giant backlog. Any time I think about starting up again I just get to stressed out about all the shows I haven't watched, so I just don't watch anything and end up browsing /jp/ for the entire day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102795
You're bullying me by being normal on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102799
I think you just need a nice, engaging show to pull yourself back into the hobby.

Check out Uchuu Kyoudai, it's very recent and a great watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102802
STOP BULLYING ME I'M NOT A NORMAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102807
I'm trusting you on this one friend, I'm going to just jump into this without reading anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102817
Some people find the show a bit on the dull side, but I think if you appreciate a good character-driven story then you'll probably love it. The main character is a kick, let me tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the first six months of NEETdom? When everything was new and exciting? The enthusiasm and amazement you felt every time you discovered something new? Etc.

How can I relive those days? I'm thinking of a hiki endurance run.

Terms:
-No showers
-No changing clothes
-Nothing but candy and soda
-Defecating in a open container (optional)

Opinions please.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not a NEET because I am not Japanese. Being a NEET is a unique Japanese cultural problem and does not exist in other countries. Being a shut-in and not having work is not the same. Fucking weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102860
Are you joking? Don't do any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102878
Yeah I don't know what she's talking about. Maybe she's referring to the first 6 months of life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102877

Cuz neet is a japanese word ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101853
Fine. Took a shower last night before I went to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I was trying to casually sleep through the entire day so I wouldn't have to deal with family shit but my plan fell through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102877
NEET is a term coined by the British government. If anything, it's a British thing. There are mention of NEETs all the time in local British news.

>>10102860
I felt like killing myself as I'd just dropped out of medical school and felt my life was over. 17 or so months later and I'm pretty happy with my current state of affairs now that I've realised that people work their entire lives just to become NEET. I just failed my entrance exam to get back into a medical school, so it's at least another 20 months of being NEET.

>>10102723
I have 3 tracksuit bottoms, 2 from old university sports teams. They're warm and comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually have a tracksuit that I wear in winter. I like distance running. My tracksuit is gray with black and white stripes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102923
Do the stripes make you go faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102877
Stop being mad you can't be hikikomori you weeaboo faggot. >>10102865

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102927
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10102925
I got red stripes for that. I run like red striped zebra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102931
oh boy you really got me

hold on I need a band-aid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102925
No but I think they look cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102923
Do you wear it wherever you go? Is it your normal outdoors clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101936
>>10101852
>>10101716
Is that sudo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102965
No I usually wear blue denim jeans if I have to go outside. Inside I wear green & blue flannel pants that I occasionally wash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102978
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102978
Perhaps, we're going to need to enhance the image to be sure though. Someone needs to call up proggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10103068
What's proggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102778
Well. I wouldn't wear them out of the house either, but I lounge around the house in them, so no one thinks badly of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102860
How about.. Kill yourself? You can be a NEET in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102923
Why would you run in a tracksuit? They warm up far too quickly to be comfortable, even during the winter.

It's much more favourable to wear something like a lycra baselayer and some shorts, so that your skin can still breathe and also to help you remain cool by wicking away sweat and all that, whilst also keeping you warm for the initial stages of your run, if it is cold outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10103686
I run in subzero weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>10103770
I'd be more worried about my lungs and nasal cavities in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10103770
How far below zero, assuming you go by Celsius. If it's within 5-10 degrees, lycra and shorts should still suffice, though I'd suggest an extra base layer and thicker socks when it gets closer to -10.

I'd be more concerned with a facemask and keeping the upper extremities warmer when it gets colder than that, though, as they won't warm up anywhere near as quickly or as much due to their relative lack of use.

I still don't see a tracksuit as viable over lycra baselayer(s) designed for cold weather, simply because the material won't breathe or wick away sweat anywhere near as efficiently and are better designed to maintain a constant body temperature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10103855
The coldest I ever ran in was -9. I have a run-scarf and chemical hand-warmers.

[Anonymous No.]

Also I don't know what lycra is but I wear a sort of technical fabric under the tracksuit when I run in the cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104043
>Also I don't know what lycra is but I wear a sort of technical fabric
That's pretty much what I'm talking about. Baselayers and all that jazz. Another baselayer, or two is better than a tracksuit, in my opinion. Skintight technical clothing to wick away sweat and keep you cool, or warm, or for compression.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you NEETs use for transportation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104194
I walk and I ride my bike. I have a car but I try to not drive it if I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101918
I have a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104194
I have a car, I usually cycle as my NEET activities don't require me to go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102179
It's the reverse for me, my perception of time is heavily slowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102814
Why is kuroneko wearing bells?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10102099
Yes.

I attribute this to nearly every day being the same. Wake up, eat, have tea, do my NEET activities, eat, late night NEET activities, sleep.

I have been NEET for almost 18 months now and I can't believe how quickly time has gone by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104194
I use my feet.

Shit's hella free, yo.

[Anoymous No.]

>>10104194

Walking, too scared to drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104395
No it's not. You have to buy food to eat so you can move your feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104194
My feets. Too poor and lazy to get a car and a license.

Not like I have anywhere to go though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104325
What do you do during the day? If I had all day to be NEET, I would try to read every day, and do a lot of stretching, but beyond that, I can't think of much to do.

Obviously, /jp/, anime and porn and things like that at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104478
I don't know about that guy but I post on /jp/ for 15 hours a day, and sleep for the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone invite me to BroadcasTheNet? My /r/ thread isn't going so well:
>>>/r/10626340

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104478
NEET activites include: watching TV, going to the gym and lifting, having a cup of tea with my mother, going shopping if need be, posting on 4chan and other general Internet usage, downloading and watching anime, playing video games, ordering figures which I don't really need, eating, texting friends and telling them I'll meet up with them before making excuses not to see them, writing letters and sleeping.

My time on /jp/ and 4chan as a whole is stretched throughout the day, while I'm doing my other NEET activities around the house.

It's a nice life, I'd go as far as to say that I'm rather happy, for reasons stated in >>10102916. I'd even say it's almost a blessing, though I had to go full hikki for a short while as well to get to this stage. However, it is massively unfulfilling, hence I've been trying to relinquish NEETdom. I feel worse for my mother for having to put up with me all this time. The slight guilt is probably another factor in wanting to end my time as a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Is being cute part of NEET lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104920
No, that's a part of being a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104982
Futaba Anzu is 17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104920
This is a pretty good fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104990
She's drawn like a child, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104990
Since when are 17-year-olds no longer children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105022
Don't bully Futaba Anzu, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104990
Sure she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105075
Yep she is. Thanks for the input.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to go to bed right now but I haven't even been up for that long, and I feel like I'm missing out on lots of /jp/ browsing. In fact I've just been sleeping so much lately, I got into the habit of just sleeping any time I was tired again after finally forcing myself to get a schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105716
I always feel infinitely worse if I sleep too much. I try to maximise my NEET day by sleeping as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105716
I'm having the same issue right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105849
Oh thats disappointing, I use to get headaches if I slept to much but now I just feel really warm and comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105854
It's the opposite for me. I used to sleep 12+ hours a day and feel great. Now if I sleep for 8+, I feel like I've been afflicted by the plague for the next 24 hours.

I average around 5-7 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe that the key to happy NEETing for people who can't get autismbux is to be ready to live on their own when circumstances force them to. They should keep their bodies healthy and in shape, their homes nice and clean, develop marketable skills and stay in touch with people form their past, if barely.

A proper, strong NEET chooses NEET ways on purpose, he is not forced into them by his ineptitude.

"A proper NEET does not shit of the floor, the floor smears itself with the shit of such a being"

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you fellow NEETs have used your free time to learn Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105943
>A proper, strong NEET chooses NEET ways on purpose, he is not forced into them by his ineptitude.
I can't imagine many NEETs have the financial means to purposely make themselves NEET. Short of winning the lottery or having a family that can support your lifestyle, being NEET can't afford many things without some austerity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105963
Purposefully leeching off your parents until they get tried of your bullshit is a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105960
Let's not joke about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105900
I don't think I could enjoy my day on 5 hours of sleep, unless it was kind of separated out into a bunch of naps or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105943

Lack of social skills, lack of work experience, and the large time gap between jobs if they ever worked at all make NEETs unemployable.

Any dabbling NEETs are involved in is merely diversion while the inevitable inches near.

Also mental illness isn't a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

A loli sat on my lap today. It was nothing like what I imagined. She didn't move, was sticky, and didn't smell like strawberries after all.

[Anonymous No.]

NEETs who think they can change and become successful don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105986
Yeah but your day would on average be longer then if you got 12 hours of sleep. Quality vs quantity I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10105943
>develop marketable skills
Too bad all paying entities are strongly against hermits and other outcasts. All that "be social, be one of us" bullshite is there to weed out malicious and/or mentally ill people. If you're introverted and you seemingly lack empathy, people will automatically assume that you're some kind of monster. They're too busy or afraid to find out. Extroversion is the rock-solid norm. Because, after all, why wouldn't you want to go to the prom? Are you some kind of reincarnation of Himmler?

It's funny because repeated rejection actually transforms people into monsters and the "diagnosis" becomes valid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106050
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10104920
How can she be NEET when she's an idol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106121
All this sleep talk has sapped me of any energy keeping me up, time for sleep now. Night night /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

how can I have a happy thanksgiving when I can't play any glorious VNs for not knowing Japanese? how?;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106050
>A loli sat on my lap today.
lucky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106208
Does that thing have a route? It's cure, I would fug it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106228
cute*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106148
I think people would except coders to be somewhat awkward, no?

[Anonymous No.]

how was your thanksgiving /jp/?

I woke up at 5pm to my parents having people over, which annoyed me.
Then watched A Letter to Momo in my room while pretending to be asleep.
Then after everyone went to bed I took some cornbread and root beer and went back to watching anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106258
terrible, i was sick and didn't go to dinner

maybe christmas will be better

[Anonymous No.]

I live alone, all days are the same. Holidays have no meaning. Nothing makes this day special. I don't have people "coming over", nor do I have a "day off".

If I want to celebrate, I need to prepare everything myself. That means I can make holidays every day until I get sick of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106241
"Coders" live in India or get hand-picked while still in university.

[Anonymous No.]

>pic
Click for Jay List! yaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106274
yeah same here dude but i never make holidays

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106258
Wasn't so bad. My aunt and uncle were the only guests and they know how I am so they don't expect me to socialize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106258
i played etrian odyssey and scribllenauts yay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106258
I had a really long post written up detailing my entire day, but I'll limit myself.

In one of my aunt's rooms she has two computers side by side, and while I was using one, a cousin of mine was using the other. She's a cute girl who often wears longer skirts and today was no exception. She was sitting with one leg on the ground with the other bent at her knee, with her foot on the chair and her knee near her face. This caused her skirt to slide down the raised leg exposing her panties. There was no way I could not look. I was for some reason surprised by how much of a bulge there actually was. This was the second time I've seen her sitting like that with a skirt.

She covered herself up soon enough, pressing her skirt down under her. She let hand stay pressed between her legs for a while though.

Should I feel guilty for looking at my younger cousins like this? It's not like I do anything to them; these things happen naturally. This was definitely the highlight of my day (9 hours at aunt's house, just got back now).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106374
No, and you should definitely expand on this pursuit. Next time, start performing oral sex on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106374
Also my cousins have tons of people coming and going through their house tonight. One cousin's male friends came over and talked about their experience as straight men at a gay bar. The other (who I've met before) sat down with me and asked why I don't actually ever socialize and why I don't go to school or have a job. I've posted about this girl before. The first time I met her she literally grabbed me up my chair to dance before knocking me over, and the second time she asked me to get off my laptop and watch football with her.

All of my cousin's friends call my aunt 'mother', which is a bit weird to me.

Enough blogging about that boring stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up at 10am feeling sick so I passed out sleeping until 5pm when I got a call from my mother asking if I was going to come over. I told her I was too sick to come over. It was no big deal because she cooked the turkey on Sunday. I felt bad and tried to call her back saying I felt better and could come, but she didn't answer her phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106374
>Should I feel guilty

She is female. She isn't even your sister. In many places it's okay to marry your first cousin. Not that it's a great idea, but it's definitely nothing to be ashamed of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106395
I remember your previous stories, anon. It's almost like we're buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

I consider myself a smart guy, but i'm lazy. I wanna go to school to do math and science stuff and I know I could learn it, but man is it boring. I'm just not autistically interested in such things.

I think I might just do an official IQ test and see where I am on the bell curve; just to get my ego in check.

Does anyone else feel the same way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106548
No. I am stupid and lazy. Also IQ tests are meaningless. In the real world work ethics (persistence, commitment) count way more than "intelligence", whatever the fuck that means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106548
i am pretty stupid dood

but it's all boring to me regardless

i'd have to be heavily drugged on a daily basis for me to integrate in with some sort of education/work

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106548
I have no trouble learning things and I don't think I'm that dumb. It's just that I don't want to go to school. I could spend hours upon hours reading about and remembering things that interest me, it's just that I'll probably never use any of the things I care to learn on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106258
It was shit. I woke up at 10 am to check the VN thread, which has good images of vns i want to play but I can't because I don't know Japanese, and the worst thing is, I'll always feel like shit for not being able to play all those glorious vns because I simply don't inderstand Japanese.... fuck my life;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106771
Muster the fuck up and learn Japanese then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106793
how and also it will take me 5 or 6 years to learn it! that seems a lot of years just to learn a language. do i really want to waste 5 or 6 years of my life just to play some VNs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106946
Either you think you're going to do something else in that time or you don't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106951
shut the fuck up dude you dont know anybody

im not even him man......... dude stop making those posts.

i REALLY want to learn the lauguage.... in fact its the only thing i have left to live for in life but i dont have the willpower to sit down no matter how hard i try

please no assumption, please no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106957
If you want to learn it, then learn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106962
its not that easy

thats like telling a depressed person to just not be depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106965
Get adderall
I tell myself that all of my problems will be solved once I eventually find the motivation to get motivated and get drugs to make me think good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106968
yea but i dont want to screw up my brain dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106965
>thats like telling a depressed person to just not be depressed

Actually, that's how I got out of being depressed a while back. There was no reason to be depressed and once I realized that, I stopped being depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106975
that doesnt work for me but im happy that your not depressed anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>10106957
Try this. Tell yourself that if you don't feel like learning after doing it for 10 minutes you'll just stop and go do whatever. Do this every day.

This works because you think that it'll be tedious and unpleasant before doing it, but when you are actually in the middle of it you feel alright, good even. You won't want to give up.

Besides, 5-6 years is bullshit. Soon enough you'll be learning the language by reading VNs.

One more thing. When you were little you learned how to read and write in English simply because you didn't think about whether you would succeed or fail. You just did stuff. Or do you honestly believe that that a 7 year old you was more capable than you are now? That's nonsense.

>>10106972
>yea but i dont want to screw up my brain dude
How exactly? You won't. Don't be silly.

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>>10106965
That's not even remotely comparable. The absolute best way to get over procrastination is to just start the thing you are putting off. Seriously comparing it to depression shows a huge misunderstanding of depression and/or procrastination.

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>>10106972
So you'd rather just do nothing forever?

The way I see it taking 10 or 20 years off your life span is nothing if you're adding all these great perks to your life. You could be fluent in a year.

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>>10106989
>a 7 year old you was more capable than you are now
yes, because a 7 year old lives in the moment and doesnt have brain clutter created from self-awareness that sets in a few years later

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>>10106989
>>10106997
>>10106998
stuff like this juts makes me feel even worse knowing i should be able to do it

>Try this. Tell yourself that if you don't feel like learning after doing it for 10 minutes you'll just stop and go do whatever. Do this every day.
i had a very similar method and after about 6 months i wanted to throw up every time i encountered any japanese

>How exactly? You won't. Don't be silly.
longterm side effects

>So you'd rather just do nothing forever?
no id ratehr learn japanese dude, but i cant, thats the problem

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>>10107007
Seriously, just get started. I guarantee you you will have no trouble continuing after you get over the initial fear, or whatever it is that is holding you back.

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>>10107024
please tell you read what i wrote before you replied to my poost. i studied japanese for atleast 5 mins everyday for 6 months and it only got progressively worse until i couldnt handle it anymore physically

please dont assume your experience is the same for everyone else.

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>>10107028
Time isn't really relevant if you were trying to force yourself to learn in a way that didn't work for you.

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>>10107043
whatever dude

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Maybe you don't even want to read those fucking VNs in the first place. These days I download some anime, watch an episode of three and just delete the whole thing because of how bad it is. I just want in on the fun /a/ is having, fun I was having 3 years ago. Maybe I grew out of it, yet I continue to cling to it.

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>>10107065
The more likely answer is you're depressed and you are just trying to go back to something you used to enjoy.

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>>10107075
Maybe you are right. I think I just moved on to books. Fantasy mostly, but still books. I feel like they are infinitely superior to all the shit that comes out of Japan.

Few good VNs and Vocaloid are the only Japanese things I enjoy.

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>>10107007
>>10107028
>>10107065
>>10107075
>>10107093
Then i guess the only thing left to do is to buy me a gun, kill myself in the head and pray to god that I get to be reincarnated as a Japanese person in hopes of enjoying my country's finest VNs, videogames, books, ect. I hope I won't regret this. see you guys in the next life.

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>>10107136
Guns are scary. What if you don't die? There people who had half of their brains removed and they are doing fine. Our brain is really fucking good at adapting to trauma.

If you are going to off yourself, please do the research properly first to ensure a peaceful and inevitable death.

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>>10107136
wait dude ........ im looking to make a suicide pact for the same reason. not as a /jp/ meme or anything, for real. where do you live? if your scared, leave e-mail.

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>>10107145
Wait, you aren't making sense. First you say that you are worried about long term side effects of stimulant medications, now you want to kill yourself.

If you are at that point already why would something as insignificant as possible, not guaranteed, side effects would worry you?

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>>10107158
Maybe he's just crazy.

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Ran is objectively the best touhou the spend Thanksgiving with.

This year, I was thankful for Ran!

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>>10107158
>>10107164
i will jump to another timeline if i can find form a pact

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Nice job you idiot!

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>>10107174,1
OP probably got banned or deleted his own thread. That's why you don't shitpost if you have any interesting/related thread up.

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hmm very neet