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Which Touhou would actually appreciate being loved by someone like you?

>> No.10098621

None.

I just want to masturbate to them without them ever knowing while they are getting fucked by faceless men.

>> No.10098620

My favorite Touhou, of course.

>> No.10098625

None of them, I'm pretty unlikeable.

>> No.10098624

all of them, I'd turn em out

>> No.10098641

None but I wish Satori was loved me.

>> No.10098658

I'd cook food and clean the shrine for her, so I guess Reimu would put up with me.

Not that she'd return my feelings or anything, but I think I would be useful enough to be tolerated until some youkai eats me when she's out solving another incident.

>> No.10098656

please don't bully.

>> No.10098675

>>10098610
How the hell am i to know that? Considering that there are 100+ characters, at least one i suppose. But then, love is blind, dumb, deaf and get fucked in the ass if it trips, so there is always a possibility.

What about a question that makes sense, like "Which Touhou character you wish were to fall in love with you?"

Reisen Udongein Inaba all day every day with her sexy fake bacon ears

>> No.10098683

The only thing that stands out about me is having a biochem degree, would any Touhous be interested in that, I mean people aren't so I'm guessing they wouldn't be.

>> No.10098684

All of them. When it comes down to it, everyone just wants to be loved.

>> No.10098697

>>10098684
Sorry, but not by you.

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>>10098675
You've got great taste anon!

>> No.10098714

>>10098683
Maybe Eirin, though she probably knows more than you.

Probably the magicians, at least Marisa.

>> No.10099655

Cirno, I wouldn't be able to convince anyone else that my intentions are good.

For that matter Satori would be the worst because she'd either run away for me or kill me as soon as she sees me. ;_;

>> No.10099669

>>10098684
By a high status male, aka not you.

>> No.10100429

All of them, because I'm nobility.

>> No.10100445
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Hmm. Hard to say. I don't really think this relationship works in the 3D world at all, because I am not anime handsome nor a teenager there.

I'm just gonna say Reimu, because in my mindscape/the 2D world anything is possible.

>> No.10100459

Probably suwako or kanako, they're pretty desperate for followers

>> No.10100479

>>10100445
Are you willing to bathe in the blood of her enemies together? I mean literally too. Reimu seems like the type of person that would go that extra length if it means desecrating the memory of a hated foe.

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>> No.10100492

My one redeeming feature is how entertaining I am. So one of the drunk ones probably.

>> No.10100502
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10100502

I would break down her will by getting her addicted to drugs and I would be her sole source of narcotics so she would be forced to love me.

I will inject black tar heroin into Reimu every night until she is hopelessly addicted.

>> No.10100554

>>10098658
Shouldn't you love someone less cunty then?

>> No.10100617
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I don't know all of the characters enough to determine who would love me. My qualities are as follows

>I can sort of hold a conversation
>Wicked sick at air hockey
>never got hit at dodgeball
>good cook
>will do anything requested of me

How far that would get me with a 2hu, I have no clue.

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>>10100483
Such a wonderful goddess.

>> No.10100654

>every reply isn't Alice
do you even touhou?

>> No.10100659

Maybe Suika. I'm a happy fun time drunk and Suika seems like she would enjoy the stupid things I say and do while drunk. I can also hold my drink pretty well much to my own dismay.

>> No.10100672

>>10100654
She would probably hate us as much as we hate her.

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>> No.10100686

>>10100672
no one hates alice, silly anon...

>> No.10100703

>>10100692
I want to love Wriggle's face with my fist.

>> No.10100716

>>10100692
Wriggle is a strong, independent youkai who don't need no human.
;_;

>>10100703
Don't you like having two hands?

>> No.10100724

>>10100716
I'd gladly give up a hand to punch Wriggle in the face. Afterwards I will take my severed hand, attach it to a stick with a chain on it, and use it as a flail to hit her in the face with it a second time.

>> No.10100797

>>10100716
Why you like Wriggle so much??

>> No.10100828

I'm pretty much perfect being. But... What comes to fiancée... Definitely not Parsee.
Yeah. Probably Kaguya. I mean what else than princess would be the right match for me. I'm also quite light-hearted.

>> No.10100835

>>10100828
Kaguya pls go

>> No.10100844

>>10100797
I just do. I don't know how to explain it.

>> No.10100848

Of course, none. They deserve a superhuman, a demigod.
On the other hand, many youkai are only feared by men. They probably want to experience the joy of love, even if it's with mortal man.

>> No.10100862

>>10100844
You probably have a scat fetish.

>> No.10100871

>>10100844
You into little boys? You a Shotacon?

>> No.10100894

>>10100862
>>10100871
Come on guys, we've derailed enough threads. Go hijack one of the shitpost threads instead.

>>10100848
>They deserve a superhuman, a demigod.
This guy gets it.

>> No.10100898

>>10100894
I'm being serious!

>> No.10100945

>>10100643
10/10 would kidnapp

>> No.10100969

None of them.

>> No.10101027

Probably none of them.

>> No.10101480

I think Hina. I'm not afraid of some misfortune.

>> No.10101525

Reimu, because I think I can pawn off whatever I got to get some money for the shrine. I can also cook... somewhat.

I wish Okuu liked me, though, because I love (by love I mean am scared/fascinated by) radiation so we could talk about nuclear anythings. I also really like birds.

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>>10101525
Okuu would like you anon. She is a friendly bird.

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>>10101546
>>10101525

>> No.10101566

>>10101546
>>10101551

I want to believe, my friends.
I want to believe.

>> No.10101705

>>10101546
source on shorthaired Utsuho.

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>>10101705
[Tohonifun x LETRA] Core
She's only short haired for a few pages.

But if you like short haired Okuu there's also
予定は未定_-_How_To_Spend_Your_Summer_Underground

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>>10101546

>> No.10101730

>>10101728
I want to be just friends with Okuu.

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>>10101728
There's always room to make the next step anon.

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>>10101730
>>10101728
Me too!
Lewd things are bad!
I don't want to defile Okuu since she is so beautiful!

>> No.10101836

>>10100554
I know a lot of guys seem to think girls should be vending machines you put kindness coins in until sex comes out, but I don't subscribe to that philosophy.

Whether or not someone returns my feelings doesn't make them a cunt.

>> No.10101844

>>10101836
>vending machines you put kindness coins in until sex comes out
you need to put in actual coins

>> No.10107322

I would love Patchouli.

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