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Good night, nerds.

>> No.10080769

Stay dry.

>> No.10080775

>>10080759
oyasuminasai Bully-kun

>> No.10080781

Nighty night~

>> No.10080808

Even though she's got magic and can fly and shit, she only weighs around 90 lbs, right? So since I'm 700 lbs of pure muscle it wouldn't be a problem to hold her down and love her tenderly against her will, no matter how many fireworks she pops off

>> No.10080810

sleeptite... :)

>> No.10080815

>>10080808
>I'm 700 lbs
da fug wouldn't you need a crane just to get out of bed

>> No.10080816

Night, d00d.

>> No.10080821

>>10080815
soz i meant 600 lbs lol

>> No.10080823

>>10080821
I'm still sure she can easily outrun you, brah

>> No.10080829

>>10080808
She could just manipulate your destiny so you have a heart attack.

>> No.10080834

No way, she'd wet my bed.

>> No.10080855

>>10080834
I would clean her up after she wet my bed. Little girl pee tastes amazing.

>> No.10080886

>>10080855
>Little girl pee tastes amazing.

Oh God.

>> No.10080890

>>10080855
please don't spread rumours like this
>>10080759
why are you dressed for bed at night, Remilia? You are a vampire! This is when you must be awake (^_~)−

>> No.10080892

You suck.

>> No.10080897

>>10080892

You sucked last night.

>> No.10080900

>>10080886
who quoting

>> No.10080906

>>10080900

You're doing it wrong, kid.

>> No.10080911

>>10080897
Bullies are past their bed-time!

>> No.10080913

>>10080900
for your information:
>>10080886
is quoting >>10080855
please try to read the post thoroughly in the future before asking someone who they are quoting. The answer might be right in front of you!

>> No.10080917

>>10080900
>>10080855

>> No.10080919

>>10080890
Maybe it's actually morning and she still says good night when she goes to sleep because of its use as a goodbye.

>> No.10080922

>>10080900
He's quoting your autism.

>> No.10080930

>>10080808
Vampires have like super strength and other powers, dude.

>> No.10080931

>>10080919
maybe. I suppose goodnight does have that implication but Remilia should take note above all else the time of day to which the phrase refers. In the future maybe she should say "I am going to sleep. I will see you when I wake up. I love you anon." and I would tell her "Sleep well Remilia. I love you too!"

>> No.10080942

>>10080931
maybe I would say "I love you too" without the exclamation mark. Just "I love you too."

I wouldn't want to get Remilia too excited before bed.

>> No.10080949

>>10080931
>I love you anon
Dream on, nerd.

>> No.10080962

>>10080931
Stay away from my daughter.

>> No.10080964

>>10080949
I like to pretend that somebody somewhere loves me. It's all I really have.

>> No.10080966

>>10080962
can I at least drink her pee?

>> No.10080972

>>10080966
Absolutely not. Drink your own pee.

>> No.10080980

>>10080949
who are you quoting, nerd

>> No.10080991

>>10080900
I think he is quoting the post he is referencing. He's not abusing the quote function at all.

>> No.10081000

>>10080980
Now come on, guys. Let's not start throwing around insults!

>> No.10080997

>>10080980
Stop that.

>> No.10081001

>>10080991
Get fucked, /v/irgin

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>>10081001
Your words are cold and bitter...

>> No.10081012

Woah what's with all the bullying in this thread?

>> No.10081016

>>10081012
I'm having a breakdown and i'm gonna take it out on the world through extreme bullying

>> No.10081017

>>10081012
The OP was bullying. It's thread related.

>> No.10081020

Bullying is wrong.

>> No.10081027
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>> No.10081030

>>10081027
FINE. I'll get out the rubber sheets I guess.

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>>10081016
you okay ? if you are having a breakdown maybe we could talk about it !! i'm all ears just lay it on me !! (´・ω・)

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>>10080759
G-good night, n..nerd...

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>> No.10081054
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>>10080834

>> No.10081173

>>10080759
Why aren't you posting the superior version where she bites her pillow?
I like the idea of her needing to sink her fangs into something to rest easy.

>> No.10081183
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>>10081173
I like to think her wings flex when she's pleased with herself.

>> No.10081191

>>10081183
What's she chewing on?

>> No.10081199

>>10081191
Looks like dough.

>> No.10081202

>>10081191
probably taffee.

>> No.10081211

>>10081191

Myon.

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>> No.10081260

>>10081183
I really like it when winged characters flap their wings when they are happy.

Imagine Remilia flapping her wings while riding your dick.

>> No.10081283

You know guys my self-insert potential is really ruined when I realize that Remilia would just kill me as soon as I tried to snuggle her

>> No.10081301

>>10081047
No, get out of here Flan. I said I'd let Remi sleep with me, not you.

>> No.10081307

>>10081301
Flan can sleep with me as long as she lets me drink her pee.

>> No.10081309

>>10081283
she doesn't kill humans

>> No.10081313

>>10081309
she still wouldn't want me around

>> No.10081377
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10081377

I love this pool.

>Hey.. Tojiko, Futo.
>Can we all sleep together tonight?

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Onii-chan can I slee-

>> No.10081460

Can I have a goodnight kiss?

>> No.10081466

>>10081460
Only if you close your eyes. When you close your eyes, tell me and I'll give you a kiss, okay?

I.. I'm just s-shy...

>> No.10081470

>>10081466
Okay, I'm ready.

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[ERROR]

>>10081470
Okay honey, lean down and forward for your kiss~

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>> No.10081495

>>10081485
Oh no! Who did this to you?

>> No.10081500

>>10081495
Customers. you just kissed my stinky vagina, loser!

>> No.10081507

>>10081500
D:

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>>10081507
You just ate cum from like 40 different guys, you're a faggot now!

>> No.10081530

>>10081519
The cum isn't as nearly as bad as those disgusting beef curtains.

>> No.10081609
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>>10080964
I love you.

>> No.10081619

>>10081047
Oh you can't be sad. Sure you can sleep with me. Don't cry.

>> No.10081661

>>10081619
She'll hold you without reserve every time there's a peal of thunder.
I'm not saying you shouldn't, but you're probably going to have some bruised and cracked ribs.

>> No.10081678

>>10081661
Worth it to snuggle my Flan.

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Good night /jp/

Hopefully once finals are over I can spend some time shitposting with you guys like good old times

>> No.10081696

>>10081486
I want to lie down in the middle

>> No.10081706

Would you want to use me as a pillow?
I'm pretty warm.

>> No.10081759

>>10080759
Good night qt3.14

>> No.10081783

>>10081706
You've got other things going for you besides a warm body. I bet vampires would appreciate the cadence of your breath, and the rhythm of your healthy pulse.
They might even be able to tell your mood just by noticing slight differences in your patterns.

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>>10081191
It's mochi

>> No.10081799

>>10081788
Every year you hear stories of elderly people dying from choking on it during the holiday. It's some sticky stuff, man.

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