/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How often does /jp/ beat their waifus?

Killing her in a game counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080693
Mai waifu beat me in my dreams, I like to think on mai waifu hitting me

[Anonymous No.]

Get fucked, subhum/a/n.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080716

>Doesn't know a Prismriver sister when he sees one

I smell a /b/aka

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080730
Who are you quoting?

Get lost, /v/irgin.

[Anonymous No.]

I should beat you for assuming I have a wheyfoo homo.

[Anonymous No.]

What touhou would enjoy being physically abused, but not enjoy it the way Tenshi does, but more like they know that they're worthless and that I'm everything in their life so they accept anything I say and see me punching them as a way of me expressing my love and ownership of their bodies, which then gives comfort to the touhou because there is at least someone who will take the smallest bit of care of her?

[Anonymous No.]

I beat my waifu all the time, mainly because she __________________________SURPRISE!________ when I ______Please stop the spoiler abuse.___________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080767

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080848
heh, I thought Kyouko for some reason. I can take both though. they can comfort each other after I give each a solid fucking beating that they scream themselves to a hoarse voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080693
Never because I don't have a waifu. Should I feel bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080848
That's it, those cat ears are the last straw. I want to stick my dick in her ghost half, RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080901
No. Only subhum/a/ns have wheyfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080921
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080921
/a/ is anime

toho is vidya

Argument invalid.

Also, Cirno cries when I enter the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080693
I hate all the abuse crap this artist draws.

[Anonymous No.]

About once a week. Also whenever I play PCB or TD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080921
Nearly every Touhou thread is on the level of /a/ waifu imagedump threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080693
"Ah-
Good morning, dear!
You woke up early today, haven't you?
I'm still making breakfast, so wait a little longer~"

Did I get it right? I didn't knew how to translate the すぐ朝ごはんできるから part so I contextualized it a bit. Also I felt the laughter was a bit awkward so I omitted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081252

I don't know, but the picture reminds me of that scene in Once Were Warriors where Jake the Muss beats up his wife and then she is in the kitchen in the morning cooking eggs or something.
Funny stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10080693
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2574
Best pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081285
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2574

BEST POOL INDEED, MMMYES

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081285
>>10081293
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2398

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081310
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2398

(Voice of Soldier from tf2): Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

Currently beating waifu badly

In Touhou

You know the one

Suwako

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my waifu and I fought. I would grab her arm, and then embrace her tight, and it would all be over. She would slam her cute little fist against my chest and protest, but she would collapse and give me a teary smile. Then we would play a match of Risk and sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081596
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081596

i wish me and you're waifu fouught innit cuz I would smash her box bruv and nuffink you can do bout it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081701
thank you for replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081715

Who is your favorite touhou

to abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>10081741
Rumia