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Today was / is Tuesday the 13th. Anyone who left their house today had to be on their guard because this day brings bad luck to everyone. Meanwhile us NEETs got to stay inside all day, safe from all the accidents, speeding vehicles and misfortune in general. Be happy /jp/

note: this 13th day has brought more misfortune than usual because a eclipse took place simultaneously. Note how it coincided with a MASSIVE increase in spamming. Coincidence?

The waves of misfortune will have subsided by the solstice (dec 21st) I suggest not leaving the house until then. If anyone's interested I can try reading your fortunes, I'll be online for the next half hour

>> No.10052126

/jp/ should have a sleep over some time. It would be so cool, we could tell ghost stories, have pillow fights, and bake cookies.

>> No.10052133

>>10052126
can we also fuck one another in the bum?

>> No.10052134

Please tell me my fortune, oh great seer!

>> No.10052151
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Oh no, oh no. I think I caught it. I've just had a crazy rush of energy all of a sudden. My heartbeat has gone up, I have a film of sweat all over my body, everything feels like its too slow, and I feel like smashing things like a wild animal and can't concentrate.
Help me /jp/!!!! I was bored out of my mind I felt like I was going to die and all of a sudden this overwhelming energy crept up on me and I feel like I could Bite a table in half or wrestle a lion. I'm scared and it feels like I'm going to fucking explode at any second right now.

Help! Are there any doctors on /jp/?!?!

>> No.10052158

Tuesday the 13th has been considered an unlucky day ever since Constantinople fell to the 4th Crusade on that day in 1204.

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>>10052134
Post a name, a subject and a question.
Use the proper fields in the reply box.

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10052179

hi /jp/

>> No.10052182

>>10052179
GET OUT

>> No.10052216

I went to a Wendy's and a Lee's andwich shop today. Seemed no different than any other day.

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