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10032985

Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:02:09 2012 No.10032985 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you killed your parents and collected their life insurance yet /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:05:38 2012 No.10032995 File: 7 KB, 196x253, Carlton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CASH RULES EVERYTHIN' AROUND ME C.R.E.A.M GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YA'LL

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:07:53 2012 No.10033005 Because they had to withdraw their life insurance money long ago because the family is poor as fuck and they have a leech like me weighting them down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:10:16 2012 No.10033013 File: 17 KB, 450x636, 1341682372384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10033005 Why don't you kill yourself? It's not like anybody would care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:12:01 2012 No.10033020 >>10033013 My rabbit cares about me. I think. I clean his poop and give him food and water so I hope he would if I died.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:12:31 2012 No.10033021 >>10033013 I would care. Please stop the bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:12:47 2012 No.10033024 File: 91 KB, 704x796, 1342280500409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10033013

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:34:17 2012 No.10033091 Because If I got caught I would be get penalty death pena or be sealed away in a cage with lowlife criminals (I also don't like being violent)

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sun Nov 11 10:44:45 2012 No.10033112 >>10032985 What if Poirot investigates the murders and discovers that I'm the culprit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:47:45 2012 No.10033121 >>10032985 Could you even buy some chocolate with that ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:48:18 2012 No.10033123 >>10033091 >death penalty >living in a third world shithole lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:50:48 2012 No.10033130 >>10033112 what if poirot was the culprit

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:51:18 2012 No.10033133 >>10033121 American chocolate,yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:55:33 2012 No.10033141 >>10033130 What if you are Poirot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:57:33 2012 No.10033147 >>10033133 Does american chocolate even compare with european ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:57:48 2012 No.10033149 >>10033141 What if poirot was my parents?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:58:33 2012 No.10033153 >>10033112 He'll run away in fear and disgust once he sees how openly gay and lewd you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 10:59:33 2012 No.10033155 >>10033153 But Poirot was a raging homo

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