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What do NEETs do when they get into one of those dark, broody moods and everything stops being fun?

>> No.10030402

Sleep.

>> No.10030403

Sit there, browse 4chan and then go to bed and on the next day I try harder to make it a good day

>> No.10030409 [SPOILER] 
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I just
PUT A SMILE ON, PUT SMILE ON, EVERYBODY COME ON... PUT A SMIIIILE ON![/SPOILER]

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Mindlessly refresh /jp/. It passes after a few days.

>> No.10030412

I grab my iPod and fire up my favorite IOSYS album.

>> No.10030415

>>10030402
This.
There's a pretty big chance you'll even forget it the next day.

>> No.10030424

Listen to happy music.

>> No.10030429

>>10030398
You mean that isn't supposed to be how things usually feel?

>> No.10030428
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Brood, sleep on it usually, then let it pass. Taking a walk while thinking about things usually helps too.

>> No.10030431

one of those dark, broody moods and everything stops being fun?
I've been winging one of those moods for five years. You get used to it!

>> No.10030433

Is anyone else having the "Our server encountered a problem while processing your request." problem when trying to open a thumbnail picture?

>> No.10030439

>>10030433
Yeah.
Has been like this for a while now

>> No.10030448

>>10030433
Thank you! I'm so happy someone finally mentioned this. It's been causing me immense frustration for days now, and I thought it was only me since no one else mentioned it.

Not sure if I'm just imagining it, but image expansion seems to have higher chances of working than opening the image in a new tab.

>> No.10030453

>>10030398
Sorry, I'm not a /r9k/er, OP.

>> No.10030480
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When I'm busy usually I don't care and even if shit gets tough my head is all like "no faggot, it's not time to be depressed, hurry or you'll truly have a reason to be" and I'm like "whatever" and go through it with the help of citalopram and music while I try to finish my matters.
When I actually have free time and I happen to be depressed I just sleep a lot, wake up and do inane things for hours and then fed myself until I'm so full that I feel sleepy again and then hibernate another 15 hours with the pillow between my legs and that goes until I get either a mind full of dreams and ideas to have fun or an agenda full of crap that will keep me busy.

>> No.10030481

>>10030424
This + browse 4chan

>> No.10030489

>>10030398
Just what that character in your picture is doing. Many /jp/ers have done so as well, join them in Gensokiyo.

>> No.10030497

>>10030480
That doesn't sound very healthy or fun.

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>>10030480

>> No.10030516

>>10030398
I don't. Fuck yeah, apathy.

I do get in philosophical moods though.

>> No.10030524

>>10030497
Not the anon you're quoting, but what else do you do when nothing fills you? It's either standing there staring at a wall for your entire free time or doing something that distracts you. I would much prefer the latter.

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10030539

Cook, eat and sleep

I'm rarely in a bad mood for more than a day

>> No.10030551

I go outside.

The cold and the exercise is really refreshing. Clears my mind. And I like wearing a hat and scarf.

>> No.10030547

>>10030539
What was the last thing you cooked?

>> No.10030563

Listen to music that goes along the mood; dark, sad or strong music that makes those feelings more intense. I also fantasy over shit, imagining me punching someone I dislike and stuff like that. I don't know why I choose to do this though.

>> No.10030567

I really have to catch myself when I start to fall into those moods.

For example. I've been weightlifting for around 8 months and my progress hasn't be good. I start to say to myself " Man, I suck. Why do you I even try?" Then I stop and remember what got me this far.

Just gotta keep going, even if you're in last place.

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>>10030563

>> No.10030577

>>10030547
I made chicken fricassee with rigatoni today
It was quite good

>> No.10030579

>>10030563
Y-you shouldn't think violent thoughts, anon!

>> No.10030589

Are so many NEETs really that depressed? I thought /jp/ was full of happy NEETs?

>> No.10030597

>>10030589
For me I bounce kind of. Happier than ever one day, super down the next. I can get this during the day too but I may be bipolar.

>> No.10030593

I actually haven't gotten to down in a long time, not much better than spending my day doing what I please.

>> No.10030596

>>10030589
Apathetic phases happen to everyone.

>> No.10030602

>>10030589
The NEET threads brought out the worst in everyone.

>> No.10030605

>>10030589
Maybe you're just seeing a higher proportion of depressed NEETs than you normally do.

But I don't think there are that many depressed NEETs in this thread.

>> No.10030606

>>10030589
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>> No.10030616

Being neet and getting free lazy nigga money is just fine with me.

what you need is a hobby op. you're probably just bored.

>> No.10030621

>>10030606
You are happy knowing that you could be out on the street at the whim of your parents/the government/whoever?

>> No.10030629

>>10030606
Stop posting this unironically.

>> No.10030633

>>10030589

Knowing other people are in the house is what stresses and depresses me.

If I were somehow a neet in a tiny apartment I'd be a lot more calm.

>> No.10030643

>>10030629
Why should he?I think he's right

>> No.10030666

>>10030643
It has nothing to do with the topic the majority of the time. Getting depressed doesn't mean you long for some normal life.

>> No.10030698

>>10030666
Good point.Maybe he should change that kopipe so that it is clear that group 1 NEETs get depressed too sometimes without wanting to be normal

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Chill and listen to fonk.

>> No.10030751

Outside of literal brain problems, I don't really see how NEETs become depressed.

>> No.10030752

Sleep, play vidya, fap... fapping actually helps a little.

>> No.10030754

>>10030698
You can be depressed no matter what your life situation is.

>> No.10030759

>>10030752

Yes, yes it does.

>> No.10030762

>>10030751
You can have a bad day and feel gloomy without being depressed

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>>10030751
There are those of us who have no social interaction and are happy with that, and there are those who still desire it, and that's what hurts them.

Literal brain problems here. Fucking chemicals.

>> No.10030771

>>10030762
I don't think people who had a simple bad day will kill themselves, like in the OP.

>> No.10030807

my mom told me that it doesn't matter if i get work because we live comfortably.
she told me if anything might happen to her im gonna be forced to go to a farm our family owns in a third world country.

dont know how i can live without a computer though.

>> No.10030813

>>10030759
>>10030752
That's true for most people, right? Masturbating actually makes me feel more depressed, if anything, so I try not to do it too much.

In fact, it makes me feel worse than sad stories do.

>> No.10030819

if you're in one of those moods, just do some drugs.

a little pot never hurt nobody.

just, everything in moderation. You don't want pot to be your sadness clutch.

>> No.10030827

>>10030813
For me it's that masturbation is the very reason why I feel depressed and suicidal 80% of all times

>> No.10030839

I overstimulate myself in an attempt to fill the void of depression.

If each thing that I normally enjoy becomes individually boring, doing all of them at once seems to do the trick.

>> No.10030848

Ooooh I, I love the neetlife~
I got to boogie~
On the disco rooooound, oh yeeeaaaa~
Oh, I love the neetlife~

>> No.10030858

Interval sprinting.

One day I'll beat usain bolt.

>> No.10030870

I'm not a NEET, but when I'm feeling blue, I get a big bag of candy and listen to hardcore music while browsing /jp/

Then I fall into bed and dream about drugging and raping women in strange circumstamces. Then I wake up and repeat until I feel better.

>> No.10030878

>>10030751
Some of us had or still have hopes and dreams. Some of them were unrealistic, fantastical or simply impossible, and coming to terms with that is difficult. Spending 15 hours a day in front of the computer inside a cramped room that stinks of semen, piss, beer and feces wasn't really in my plans, at this point I was supposed to be leading my own pirate crew.

>> No.10030883

>>10030819
How am I supposed to get pot if I have no friends or acquaintances?

>> No.10030890

>>10030398
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAztPZBQrrU

>> No.10030886

>>10030878
Plus you have to hope someone feeds you.

>> No.10030888

>>10030878
I'll be your underling.

>> No.10030901

>>10030878
Man the fuck up and do what you want then

>> No.10030903

>>10030858
I can't enjoy sprinting at all unless I'm with a group. It's easier to get tired and discouraged. Long, slow distance is the only thing for me.

By the way, you can't beat a tall black sprinter no matter how you try. Well, unless you're a tall Asian girl.

>> No.10030900

>>10030878
I really don't see how having had dreams makes a person feel depressed. It's not like you literally cannot do the things you wanted. It will just take a bit to get to where you want to be.

I mean, sure, you won't be able to become an astronaut or something crazy like that. I can see that. But you can always work hard and live a nice life for yourself, doing the more reasonable things you wanted to do.

>> No.10030912

>>10030901
Once you become a failure, you are a failure for life.

>> No.10030915

>>10030912

How does that make any sense?

So if you fail once you can't retry?

>> No.10030917

>>10030903
I'm a somewhat tall half-orc. Besides, I can juice up. If he does it, it's against the rules.

>> No.10030918

>>10030912
Saying stuff like this just makes it seem like you want to be a failure. If you are just how you want to be, why do you feel depressed?

>> No.10030922

>>10030912
All I hear is your fucking excuses.
You are either too afraid to do it or you don't really want it then because your shitty smelly room is too comfortable and safe

>> No.10030935

>>10030901
>Man the fuck up
Sup /sp/

>> No.10030948

>>10030918
I'm not how I want to be, but I have depression, which is a real medical condition so I can't do anything right

>> No.10030951

>>10030883
Silk road or a medical card, if you live in a medical weed state.

>> No.10030958

>>10030883
Are you the same drug anon from the other day? I tried cough syrup and it didn't do anything.

>> No.10030962

>>10030922
Some people are just born deficient.

>> No.10030963

>>10030948
If you really had a medical condition stopping you from achieving what you want you would seek help, get healed and then persue your goals.

You are just coming up with more excuses

>> No.10030967

>>10030948
And if I'm understanding correctly, you're depressed because you feel you can't achieve your dreams.

Tell me, what were those dreams that you feel can't be realized?

>> No.10030974

>>10030963
Healthcare is just too expensive.

>> No.10030979

>>10030901
>>10030900
>>10030915
>>10030918
>>10030922
>>10030963
>>10030967
It's like I'm really on /fit/, /sp/ and even /r9k/ all at once

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>>10030951
>Silk road

>> No.10030989

>>10030974
Another excuse.

Just admit already that you just don't feel like going through trouble, just admit that there is nobody to blame for your unhappiness but yourself.
Maybe then you will be able to work towards self improvement someday

>> No.10030994

>>10030979
Man up brah just do some squats man

>> No.10030998

Greentext spammer kun where r u?

>> No.10031002

>>10030979
I actually think this type of NEET thread would be more welcome in /r9k/ than here. Nobody here wants to read threads about people thinking they're depressed when they're just too lazy or scared to do something about the life they let themselves fall in to.

>> No.10031006

>>10030989
I'm confident I have done everything in my power to be a success, although I failed each time. If I am ejected from this house that I'm living at and die on the street just outside, it will be with no regrets.

>> No.10031009

>>10031002
The thread was well received for the most part. Sorry.

>> No.10031011

>>10030998
I think he's been making a good amount of these posts here. The last few threads gave off pretty strong cheerful feelings, and he obviously didn't like that, so he spammed. Now that there's this thread, he doesn't feel the need to spam.

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>>10030989
Okay. I'm a lazy fuck who can't get anything done. You got me.

Now that I've confessed, when will I have a change of heart and start working towards self improvement?

>> No.10031014

>>10030967
Hey guy can you please not ignore this question please?

>> No.10031016

>>10031006
Good.
As long as you have tried your hardest theres just no helping it.

I apologize for thinking that you are a whiny bitch who blames others for his own flaws and unhappiness

>> No.10031027

>>10031013
After several time of selfloathing

>> No.10031036

>>10030989
Yeah, because human potential is unlimited right? And everyone is capable of archiving their goals but they don't because they are a bunch of stupid and lazy masochists, yup, you sure got them.

>> No.10031046

>>10031036
Some of us are just born inferior. Like women for instance, and blacks

>> No.10031047

>>10031036
Actually, it's pretty true.

>> No.10031051

>>10031014
I wanted to be a swashbuckling pilot and explorer, I'd sail or fly into uncharted territory and find amazing treasures. I could also be a mercenary or freelance detective on my free time.

>> No.10031062

>>10031046
I am black and I feel that I live a fairly privileged life. I don't live a life of excess, and I don't live with nothing. I've got the things I need and I don't need anything more than that.

>> No.10031095

>>10031051
You can still be an explorer. You won't find any new places, but wherever you go will certainly be new to you. If you become a wanderer I'm sure you can even find a few places that no human has been to in decades. Don't expect it to be easy though. You've got real good chances of dying of thirst, starvation, sickness, food poisoning, to a wild animal, gang member, rapist, or in an abandoned mine.
>>10031046
Gentlemen of color have those fancy whipcord muscles.

>> No.10031093

>>10000000

>> No.10031101

>>10031099
What you are feeling is your liver failing.

>> No.10031099

I drink wine. Sometimes something harder. I'm not an alcoholic, but sometimes I just like the floaty feeling it gives me.

>> No.10031100

>>10031051
Personal aircraft and boats are certainly far more obtainable than you're thinking, and there are still some fairly unexplored areas in the world you could go to but I don't know if you'll find any treasure. It certainly won't be anything like Indiana Jones, if that's what you have in mind. If you aren't flying or sailing to those places yourself then the hardest part for any of that will be the travel.

Also, being a private detective is actually more realistic than you're thinking as well, but again it's probably not in the sense you're thinking. A lot of people hire detectives to find people they've lost touch with, or to track a spouse to see if they're cheating, ect.

>> No.10031107

>>10031101
I don't drink often...

>> No.10031115

>>10031047
Which part, the unlimited potential one or the stupid lazy masochists one?

>> No.10031121

>>10031117
You say that as if that has ever stopped anyone.

>> No.10031117 [DELETED] 

>>10031107
Didn't you say you weren't even 18 yet.

>> No.10031118

>>10031107
It's like being brained with a tire iron, even if you don't do it often, it's still going to kill a few brain cells every time you do.

>> No.10031124

>>10031115
Yeah dude, you know.

>> No.10031132

>>10031124
No I don't, that's why I'm asking.

>> No.10031135

>>10031121
She made it sound like it was a more common thing for her, even mentioning alcoholism, which really wouldn't even come up if you just had a drink once or twice a month. Just seemed a little odd for someone that young.

>> No.10031136

>>10031107
>under 18
Woah will you b my girlfiriend?

>> No.10031154

>>10031118
>>10031135
Thanks for your concern, I'll think about quitting.

>>10031117
へ へ
の の

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>>10031159
It's a face!

>> No.10031159

>>10031154
I don't even know what that means, please explain.

>> No.10031170

>>10031163
Oh I see, thanks, I wasn't quite sure if it was a face or not.

>> No.10031191

>>10031011
I just felt too lazy to spam tonight. IF tomorrow's thread is as shitty as this one, I'll be in there.

>> No.10031198

>>10031100
so you don't solve closed room cases and stuff?

>> No.10031201

smoke weed

>> No.10031206

>>10031198
You mostly just break into password protected stuff on the internet.

>> No.10031215

>>10031198
Not as a freelancer, no. If you want to deal with murders, you're better off becoming a detective or some kind of forensic investigator through your local police force.

>> No.10031217

>>10031206
I thought it was mostly spying on people's spouses for them.

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I stop coming to /jp/ and force myself to play a game or do something like that.

Coming here usually makes me feel like shit.

>> No.10031247

When I feel like that it means that it's time to sedate myself and go to sleep.

I used to feel normal depression, but then I just started taking speed. During the day I'm filled with a manic bouncing-off-the-walls happiness and as long as I get the sedatives in me fast enough then I don't feel the crushing comedown depression. Then I just wake up about 10 hours later and do it again.

>> No.10031249

i said this yesterday but when im sad i like to make myself happy by throwing blankets and pillows on my bed and just roll around in them you can wear your jammies for extra comfortness but yeah it makes you really happy you can even put on music and roll around and feel better about yourself

>> No.10031272

>>10031249
This sounds really fun.

>> No.10031279

>>10031249
That sounds fun! You should try also reading the Bible sometimes.

>> No.10031285

>>10031279
Wouldn't that just make you angry at God?

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>>10031279
Do you read the bible when you're sad or something I don't understand

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>>10031249
I can't help but picture some fat, hairy neckbeard wearing anime pajamas rolling around in his blankets and giggling like an autist.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

>> No.10031296

>>10031285
It's also a hilarious work of fiction.

>> No.10031300

>>10031296
"CRAWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WIIILL NTO HEEALLL"
-You 2012

>> No.10031297

>>10031293
Ahahaha

>> No.10031302

>>10031293
isn't the typical nerd/geek/NEET really skinny
also being NEET would give you more time to maintain your hygiene

>> No.10031305

>>10031293

I'm not a fat neckbeard! I shave everyday and I don't even have a belly.

>> No.10031315

>>10031291
Some people read it when they're sad... I try to read it every day. Happy OR sad, there's always strength and wisdom to be found in Jesus.

>> No.10031328

>>10031315
Namely, don't listen to a voice in your head telling you that you are God's son and you should sacrifice your life for him.

>> No.10031325

I've been in that mood for about week now.

Every time anyone has an opinion that's different from mine, I just want to yell "you're fucking wrong, idiot! Stupid!" at them.

It's especially annoying because I always imagine that these people think they're better than me. I can just imagine their smug faces, believing their opinions to represent all that is right, and mine being completely wrong. It makes my blood boil.

What bothers me most of all is that I'm not even sure if what I mentioned above is what's causing me to feel angry. Maybe I'm unintentionally forcing myself to hate random people just to give myself a feeling of relief.

I can't take it easy like this. This must be what having a period feels like.

>> No.10031330

>>10031325
I remember when I was 14

>> No.10031345

>>10031325
This sounds horrible, I'm glad I'm not autistic. (I don't mean that in a mean way)

>> No.10031359 [DELETED] 

>>10031325
>"you're fucking wrong, idiot! Stupid!"

You've been watching too much anime, son. That's probably why the jocks give you wedgies in school.

>> No.10031355

>>10031325
Try to kill someone. You need to satiate the demon inside by sacrifice

>> No.10031368

>>10031293
>>10031297
i'm not fat and i dont have any facial hair ok and my jammies dont have anime on them why are you being such a meanie that is not ok

>>10031305
i think it is kind of mean when people try to be you on the internet pls dont do that anymore thanks

>> No.10031374

>>10031315
oh i was never exposed to any religious stuff so that might be a little strange for me to do but im happy that it makes you happy friend

>> No.10031375

>>10031368
They weren't impersonating you they were just chiming in like I'm doing now.
Don't assume things anymore thanks.

>> No.10031381

>>10031368

i dont think you shoudl talk to me like that anon can you please shut up because i can talk whenever I want i dont need your permisssion so please go fuck yourself thanks

>> No.10031387

I drink hard liquor.

>> No.10031391

>>10031381
>>10031375
you guys are being really mean again im going to go lay down

>> No.10031444

>>10031391
You started it but I'm sorry if I offended you.

>> No.10031460

>>10031381
>>10031391
>>10031375

wow, bullying your friends on /jp/...

>> No.10031467

Used to lay in bed doing nothing because sitting at the computer made me feel anxious.

Now I take pills and forget that I was feeling so bad. It mostly works!

>> No.10031543

sleep until it goes away

>> No.10031569

>>10031249
>in them you can wear your jammies for extra comfortness but yeah it makes you really happy you can even put on music and roll around and feel better about yourself

I just did this and it actually made me feel more depressed for some reason..

>> No.10031665

>>10031345
That sounds more like a paranoid disorder than autism. Seriously, I know this is the internet, but not EVERYTHING is autism.

>> No.10031680

>>10030883
you could always get those JWH substances from some shady dealer site.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWH-018

they're commonly sold under the guise as bonzai fertilizer. no i'm not tricking you into smoking poison. it's just borderline illegal. you actually get decent value for what you pay and it fucks you up better than weed. just dab a cigarette into the powder and light up. you can vape it if you don't smoke.

but please for fuck's sake don't buy K1 spice or any other fake stuff they sell in head shops. it is really really disgusting stuff. the buzz spice gives you lasts about an hour tops. i had about ten grams of it and by the time i was done with it, i was smoking the stuff a minimum of eight times a day, my bowl was covered in this thick disgusting scarlet colored resin, and i had completely fucked off my japanese studies just to be stoned all day. i have to say if you're going to try it, buy the smallest packet possible because you're going to fucking hate it. the first time you smoke spice you'll probably hallucinate, but it won't feel that good ever again.

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Being alone is only lonely if you want it to be.

>> No.10031697 [DELETED] 

>>10031691
lol

who else gets the reference?

>> No.10031732

I can't trust anyone and I can never take it easy! Although the weekdays are coming soon and no one else will be in the house so I could finally start to relax a little.

>> No.10031762

No idea, OP, but I force myself to eat raw chili peppers. Pickled peppers are fine too, just so long's they're hot, not "mild." "Mild" doesn't do shit.
This fixes free-floating minor depression real quick-like. Of course, if your doctor says you can't stomach hot peppers, you're probably better off not doing this home remedy, but hey. You only live twice or whatever.

Just for kicks, also get some turmeric and eat it. Same stuff as in "morning rescue," and it should work really fairly well with the peppers. If not, I guess you could always use it up making curry or whatever.

>> No.10031764

This darkness never recedes.

If I'm awake, I'm brooding.

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>>10031764

>> No.10031777

>>10031770
I don't know why people are trying to use Greenday as some like new replacement for Linken Park, American Idiot honestly wasn't that bad of an album if you can get over the SINGLE broody track on it.

>> No.10031790 [DELETED] 

>Go out to a pub and then to a cocktail bar
>Friend of friend is acting extremely flirtatious, or at least I think she might have been, I am not good with these things
>Comments on my appearance, grabs my arm to drag me to places, tells me to not worry my pretty head about leaving my I.D. at home and that she will take care of me
>Starts talking to me about what I do
>I am NEET
>Semi-bluff my way through
>She seems a little underwhelmed
>At cocktail bar she is still showing slight signs and wants me to guard her bag while she gets a drink
>Laughs at my joke of "I can't promise anything, I could be overpowered by hordes of bag thieves, but I'll try my best"
>I'm am completely lost as to what I am supposed to be doing, and she is too thin for my liking... (beggers, choosers etc.)
>I just sort of sit on a couch while she talks to her friend and other people drift away
>She gets into a cab shortly afterwards, we say nothing to each other and I go home and play Radiant Historia

Am i retarded jp? I don't even care that much, but I feel like I probably missed out on something at least.

>> No.10031792

So i am a 21 year old NEET.
Lately i had the urge to go out and do shit. Unfortunately i live in a small village with pretty much no public transport and my car is fucked and can't afford a new one. But that shit is not really important.

My question now is, what the fuck could i do when i want to "go out and do shit"?

>> No.10031795 [DELETED] 

>24
>live at mother's house, dont pay any bills whatsoever
>near neet status if it werent for my father i'd be totally unemployed
>dont go to college
>schizoid as fuck, prefer solitude even though i have friends i should be talking to on a regular basis
>listen to hardstyle and all types of electronic music so obsessively that it makes me think that i'll never find a girl who is on this level of musical obsession with me >tfw i'm probably right
>overwieght, have worked out before but burn out too easy and just ragequit after not seeing zyzzpackabsbro after 3 months
>no car of my own
>havent had sex in a year and a half
>browse /r9k/ more and more each day
>feel like i cant change shit no matter what i do
>hide spaghetti better than i ever have even though it seeps out more when around highly attractive women and potential employers(interviewers)
>recovering from a massive heart numbing depression after my childhood friend of 17 years died in may 2011
>feel like life's trolling will never end for me

i think im completely fucked jaypee


anyone else feel like this?

>> No.10031798 [DELETED] 

>finish university
>go back home, no jobs
>move into nice 300 per month 1 bed flat that I'd have paid 900 for in London
>spend about 150 on bills/food/etc. each month
>I can live on JSA + housing benefit and have money left over
>mfw I could be perma-NEET if I wanted to

Feels good man.

>> No.10031803 [DELETED] 

>quit community college
>start to NEET
>parental units tell me I need to do something with my life
>flash fat stack of cash
>probably get kicked out
>live on the streets
>get all my money stolen
>come back to parental units with my tail between my legs and asked for help.

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>>10031790
>>10031795
>>10031798

>> No.10031806

>>10031792
take a cab, sperglord. Or tell someone to give you a ride in exchange for sex.

>> No.10031807

I am NEET, I live from welfare and my parents money
but I am schizo, depressed suicidal shutin.
Life is hell to me
I dont have hobies, I dont enjoy videogames or anything
I am kissles virgin and I havent aproached any girl in my life

So I am diferent.
My room it tidy, because my mom cleans it, and I have there old pentium 4 computer and piano

>> No.10031808

>>10031798
>>10031795
>>10031790

Are you guys too retarded to contruct sentences?

>> No.10031811

>>10031790
>>10031795
>>10031798
what the fuck?

>> No.10031812 [DELETED] 

>NEET loser
>make threads about big dick feels, small dick feels, being a woman, cheating on my boyfriend, cheating on my girlfriend, misandry threads, misogyny thread.
>usually make 3 to 5 threads a day

All those shit threads are usually made by me or some other guy who is doing the same shit

>> No.10031814

I am neet and had been hikikomori last 2 years
last time I had friens was in mental ward and now I am at home alone
I would like to have friends..but I am afraid irl
anonymous meetup would be nice

>> No.10031817

>>10031792
I have the opposite problem. My own car but nothing to do.

>> No.10031818

>>10031777
Well, maybe if they didn't dress up like a bunch of dark and edgy faggots people wouldn't complain. Look at blink 182.

>> No.10031819 [DELETED] 

>be a NEET out of HS for 2 years
>live with mom doing nothing but browsing 4chan, playing vidya, and watching anime
>mom gets sick of my shit and applies me for jobs everywhere (behind my back)
>I now have a job
>be working 48 hours a week
>my only days off are on Sunday
>mom says she'll kick me out if I quit
>have no friends so I'd be pretty much fucked and would have to live on the streets (not to mention that the Winter season is starting)
>have to start another 8 hour shift in 4 hours and I haven't even slept yet

What should I do, /jp/? I seriously hate working, but I can't be fucking homeless. How can I be assertive with my mom just enough to get out of a job, yet still live with her?

>> No.10031821 [DELETED] 

>be ugly, literally 1/10
>no people skills
>no occupation
>no prospects
>no woman
>Live in parents basement
>NEET for 3 years
>Lost contact with all former friends
>Enrolled in community college last semester, couldnt bring myself to go even a single day
>tfw stalking former friends online, seeing them lead successful lives

Is it time?

>> No.10031822

It's happening.

>> No.10031824

This usually happens to me right after I complete whatever goal I had set for myself. Literally five minutes after I finished a game I had been playing, I thought to myself "well, now I have nothing to do."

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oh boy /r9k/ spammer woke up

>> No.10031826

/r9k/ pls go

>> No.10031829

>>10031819
you should delete your post, repost it on r9k (or alternatively, your blog) then put a gun in your mouth.

>> No.10031830

I .... listen to music and cry

>> No.10031831

Stop, posting these rtarded stories please. At least don't greentext.

>> No.10031838 [DELETED] 

Foreveralone NEET here with $30,000 from inheritance

What should I buy to indulge my hikkimori lifestyle?

So far I've purchased a dragon dildo, some anime figs, a dakimakura, and enough booze to last me the next few months.

Please don't suggest normalfag stuff or tell me to save it. I'm planning on killing myself when I turn 25.

>> No.10031843 [DELETED] 

>be in college
>miss a stat class
>important project was due
>grade depends on it
>teacher is kind of a dick
>have to go to office hours to talk to him and save my grade
>go to his door, walk by to just see if hes there
>continue to walk completely around the building 5 or 6 times
>by the time I get back to his office he already left for the day
>email him in desperation
>"tough luck faggot l2deadline
>fail class
>lose scholarship
>drop out of school
>become NEET

>> No.10031848

>>10030958
>Syrup
The over the counter stuff that the kids drink?

You can tell if you've taken enough of that because your head will pound, your heart will race, your stomach will turn and you'll throw up violently. Plus you'll feel all smooth and shit while you stumble and flop around covered in shit blood and vomit. Pee and j/o before you start, you won't be able to while you're on it.

Oh and it doesn't help with depression, just "soul-searching." Especially if you wind up in the hospital handcuffed to a bed with a tube down your throat and an idiot horsefucking hick cop's dick up your ass.

>> No.10031848,1 [INTERNAL] 

janiturd babysitting his favorite thread

>> No.10031863 [DELETED] 

The janitor may be here, but please be persistent, /r9k/-kun. We can't lose another to the /q/narchy

>> No.10031871

>>10031848
Wow someone had a bad experience, I don't even vomit every time myself, and normally you just chill in your room floating through space.

>> No.10031874

>>10031848
Actually with the head-pounding and heart racing I'd wager to say that you're just deficient in the enzyme needed to process it.

>> No.10031888 [DELETED] 

ENTJ NEET reporting in
Didn't get good enough grades to be a lawyer
haven't left my house in like 2 days
that fucking feel

>> No.10031889 [DELETED] 

>>10031874
>>10031871
uh, no. I've taken the drug on and off for years and if I have any enzyme deficiency is ha e known by now. The drug is just bad, deal with it.

>> No.10031892 [DELETED] 

Lol is that all you got pussy janitor. All I need to click is one button and your little ban is null. Suck it, you dumb retard.

>> No.10031895 [DELETED] 

Hey /jp/

>Graduate the 12th grade
>Have good grades but not ready to uni
>(This is due to a series of unfortunate events that kicked my ass)
>Decided to do a victory lap
>2 months into victory lap
>Skip school most days, insanely stressed
>Can not focus in school whatsoever
>Decide I'm "dropping out" (already have diploma so not a big deal)

I am now taking the year off.

I live 3hrs away from the nearest city and am now technically a NEET, I suppose.

I'm free robutts, but what now?

How do you cope with loneliness? What do the other NEETs of /r9k/ do?

>> No.10031897

>>10030398
I really have to catch myself when I start to fall into those moods.

For example. I've been weightlifting for around 8 months and my progress hasn't be good. I start to say to myself " Man, I suck. Why do you I even try?" Then I stop and remember what got me this far.

Just gotta keep going, even if you're in last place.

>> No.10031899 [DELETED] 

So I told the janitor, "suck my cock, dude"

>> No.10031900 [DELETED] 

>anon you're so intelligent!
>anon you've got good features!
>anon you're very photogenic
>you're going to grow up to be so successful!
>I bet girls are all over you at school!
O rly!? Because I'm 22, borderline anorexic, a shut-in, friendless NEET, have social anxiety depression (professionally diagnosed 3 different times lol), and a kissless never-even-held-a-girls-hand virgin. The worst is how they still expect me to be all those things that they've deluded themselves into believing that I am/could be and it only disappoints them further.. ;_;

>> No.10031901

>>10031889
Oh, your first post made it sound like you tried it once and didn't like it. Not everyone likes certain drugs and thats fair, its not like were to limited in the variety of things we can take.

>> No.10031914 [DELETED] 

>wake up at 7 in my boyfriend's bed still covered in cum from last night's lovemaking
>quickly shower it off
>get the bus home
>go to dentists
>have 3 fillings
>giggle to myself for 2 hours as local anaesthetic makes me go a bit loopy
>receive phone call re: a job interview tomorrow
>watch Zoolander
>browse /jp/

I hate being a NEET. I hope I get this damn job.

>> No.10031918 [DELETED] 

>no more than 5'5
>NEET
>overweight
>neckbeard and long hair w/pony tail
>obsessed with video games or chinese cartoons
>has no goals in life
>blame everyone for his problems (women, boomers, jews, etc.)
>lives with his mom
>wears a fedora

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When I'm busy usually I don't care and even if shit gets tough my head is all like "no faggot, it's not time to be depressed, hurry or you'll truly have a reason to be" and I'm like "whatever" and go through it with the help of citalopram and music while I try to finish my matters.
When I actually have free time and I happen to be depressed I just sleep a lot, wake up and do inane things for hours and then fed myself until I'm so full that I feel sleepy again and then hibernate another 15 hours with the pillow between my legs and that goes until I get either a mind full of dreams and ideas to have fun or an agenda full of crap that will keep me busy,

>> No.10031923 [DELETED] 

>last night
>listening to american football s/t in bed
>thinking of the past, when i had friends.
>tfw its been 6 years since then
>tfw kissless virgin NEET still living in the past

>> No.10031924 [DELETED] 

I have literally nothing to look forward to.

>22 year old kissless virgin neet
>hopelessly depressed

i got nothing man, i got nothing

>> No.10031932 [DELETED] 

>Dad is SEVENTY-EIGHT and used to fuck countless women during the golden age after "the pill" and before AIDS
>Fast-forward decades later to 2012
>I'm a 24-year-old short ugly virgin shut-in NEET that manages to be smaller and weaker than everyone while still being obese
>Never hung out alone with a girl or even had any IRL friends that were girls
>Any time I've ever been near girls, it's because they were hanging with one of my friends and I just happened to come along, so she wasn't there to see me and the girl hated me by default
>Dad knows all of this and is perma-disappoint with me

I still feel bad about this part:
>2007, 19 years old
>For years, dad had been trying to get me to turn normal and outgoing
>My normal friend comes over with 9/10 girlfriend
>Him and I decide to pull a trick on my dad and tell him that chick was my girlfriend; she less-than-half-heartedly goes along with it
>Dad breathes a sigh of relief, and sounds genuinely happy and proud with me for the first time in my life because he thinks I'm finally normal
>Friend pops out and him and I say "Hahaha, just kidding, it's HIS girlfriend."
>Dad looks disappointed as fuck
>He literally hasn't seen me even standing next to a girl since then
>That was almost 6 years ago

>> No.10031935 [DELETED] 

>be depressed kissless virgin
>try to be social for once
>go to some party
>get drunk
>some girl starts getting into me
>takes me to a back room
>sticks her hand down my pants
>says "is this it?" with a disappointed look
>and then leaves
>drop out of college next day
>end up as a NEET

>> No.10031940

I have real self-confidence issues. Acne really messed me up.

>> No.10031943 [DELETED] 

>20 years old
>Female
>4'11", 97 lbs
>Scottish
>Formally diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder, come from a family where if you don't have some kind of schizo-spectrum condition you're basically a black sheep
>NEET, currently searching for work but having trouble due to the combination of my disorder, the recession, and my utter lack of experience or viable references
>live with my mother, my brother having recently moved out within the last year or so
>one prior relationship, mutually abusive, has given me trust issues and worsened my paranoia
>fairly asocial and socially anxious - friendships are usually established by people approaching me, and though I can maintain them fairly easily, once I lose contact with someone I tend to simply let them drift away
>rarely drink, don't smoke tobacco, occassionally use cannabis, hallucinogens and opiates, addicted to caffeine like everyone else in the civilised world
>no idea what I want to do with my life, would be happy with just a dead-end job and a few acquaintances

I don't really get lonely that much, but I do miss the company of the people I trust sometimes, particularly since my social anxiety becomes managable if I have friends around to keep me calm, and I even become somewhat hyperactive and extroverted, to the point I get compared to a boisterous child, completely the opposite of how I am in most other situations.

>> No.10031946 [DELETED] 

>male
>22
>straight
>4 year degree
>NEET
>parents' house
>have not applied for a job since graduation
>pretend it's obama's fault
>no driver's license
>virgin
>sleep 12 hours a day
>hobbies rest of the day (cooking, coding, video games, writing, etc)
>go out drinking with friends twice a month
>all of my friends are homosexuals
>drink too much and end up making out with inebriated 5/10 women since I am the only guy who will
>enjoy the attention but not interested in casual sex
>leave at 6 am with friends and play more video games
>no women in any of my social circles since high school
>begin to wonder if women really exist or if they are merely alcohol-induced hallucinations

>> No.10031948 [DELETED] 

>19 year old white male
>living with my parents
>no gf
>no friends
>virgin, never even held a girl's hand
>NEET
>no idea what to do with my life

welp, could be worse I guess.

>> No.10031949

I'm on a prescribed dose of 300mg of Fluvoxamine tablets every day, one tablet at morning/midday/night.

It has definitely killed my *actual* depressive moods, when I would post on /soc/, go on omegle, would cry everyday, and came close to suicide on a few occasions. But what I'm left with now is this dullness and an apathy, instead of being terrified that I am wasting my life by not having a girlfriend/relationship (which I now don't care at all about) I'm annoyed that I'm wasting my life by spending too much time on 4chan/internet and not getting through my anime/manga/VN/game backlog.

Also although I've only been seeing the doctor for a few months now, I've come to hate and dread that once a fortnight appointment because it's basically a status-report on my life, and I have to make up shit every time.

On the plus side though my parents know I have diagnosed manic depression so they treat me really well now and not like a disgusting lazy son who won't get a job.

>> No.10031950 [DELETED] 

>woke up at 4pm
>ate some ramen noodles
>played frisbee with my siblings
>played Assassin's Creed Revelations multiplayer
>ate some Chinese food
>played more
>masturbated to degradation porn
>got on 4chan

And here I am. I'm not a creepy NEET, though. I have a lot of friends and I bang girls. I'm just 19 and refusing to grow up.

>> No.10031951 [DELETED] 

>20
>NEET
>have no friends so dont have to be embarassed about not being able to afford things

>> No.10031954 [DELETED] 

>Be 20
>NEET
>Friends in college invite me to stuff in other nearby cities
>Have to turn them all down in front of everyone repeatedly because I have no money
>"Ok anon but if you decide you want to go, tell us because everyone you know and hold dear is going"
>tfw embarrassment

>> No.10031959 [DELETED] 

>Homeschooled
>Two year younger sister also homeschooled
>she's a social butterfly with tons of friends (all girls, she tells me) doing well at college
>I'm NEET with no friends
>mfw all I want to do is make babies with my sister, who loves me to death but only as a brother

>> No.10031962 [DELETED] 

>have ex gf
>dream about her every night
>try desperately to get her to even talk to me
>wont because she thinks I'm a creepy stalker
>can't get new gf because NEET and socially retarded
welp


>tfw no gf

>> No.10031966 [DELETED] 

>be 18-year-old friendless gfless neet
>mother making me get my license
>in drivers ed
>pretty high amount of anxiety but less than what i expected
>look at a girl a few years older than me
>she looks back
>decide not to be a beta
>can't hold eye contact so i shift my view a few degrees so it still looks like i'm looking at her
>i smile a little then look away
>5 seconds later i look back and she's giggling with her friend
>think that she must think i'm handsome
>get home
>realize she was giggling because she was actually making fun of me and i didn't realize it back then because i lack social experience
that feel

>> No.10031967

Shitposter-kun's impotent spamming is truly priceless.

Thanks for reminding me that there are people out there more pathetic than myself.

>> No.10031970 [DELETED] 

>that feel when never bullied seriously past middle school
>that feel when liked by everybody but with no close friends after school or any activities.
>that feel when people always said how smart you were and how you were going to be a rocket scientist or something like that.
>that feel when you had no real determination or drive and skated by school barely even trying.
>that feel when you no plans for what you wanted to do with your life
>that feel when you ended up neet for two years before winding up in community college doing nothing worthwhile, wasting time and money to keep from being kicked out or having to find a job.
>that feel when you've had zero social contact with anyone from high school since you graduated and they probably think you've made it big while in reality you're failing life hard.

>> No.10031972 [DELETED] 

>tfw you prefer the silence of night so you only go to sleep only in the morning
>tfw you realized through the years you started to talk to yourself out loud
>tfw you don't talk to your parents and don't see them for days
>tfw you still live with them in your childhood room as a 30 year old NEET
>that feel

At least I'm not moot

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>TFW no longer want to be NEET
>Enroll in film class
>Meet some people
>Open a cinema with these people
>It's a small cinema where admission is free and relies only on donations.
>Our patrons choose what we show
>Weekly SNES tournaments on cinema screen.
>Proudest moment of my life
>Local paper comes to visit our cinema
>TFW when I see the picture in the paper
>TFW I look absolutely terrible
>TFW for the last 3 weeks I have become NEET again and have not left my house or returned calls

Why did I even try? I look so fucking terrible.

I'm on the left btw, obviously.

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>>10031871
>>10031874
>>10031889
>>10031901

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Dropping out of university on Monday

I.. It's not over, right?

>> No.10031980 [DELETED] 

>>10031977
Go away. You're not allowed to post in these threads until you've officially dropped out.

>> No.10031982 [DELETED] 

>Watching TV
>Big emotional moment where the family's kid goes off to college
>Parents are so proud and everyone's very emotional

>That feel when I never made my parents proud
>That feel when mid-20s NEET living in their basement

>> No.10031985 [DELETED] 

>tfw NEET loser so every day is the weekend
>tfw none of my friends want to hang out with me anymore
>tfw another weekend alone doing nothing with zero human contact

>> No.10031988 [DELETED] 

>>10031977
You've fallen out of the lock-step of societal expectations.

I know it can be jarring, the judgement you may feel because of this, but just remember: as long as you're comfortable with yourself, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

>> No.10031996 [DELETED] 

lend me your ears;

>1 hour ago (10pm)
>in apartment as i am constantly (nice and NEET etc)
>lock starts to move
>jiggles, someone there
>deadbolt still on so they cant get in
>intruderalert.gif
>call out "uh...who is it?"
>no answer
>sneak to door, look through peephole
>maintenance guy i see around all the time
>open door, he looks really surprised
>"can i help you?"
>"someone called and said they were locked out, apartment 277"
>mfw i didnt call shit, no friends/family around who would have called
>"no sorry, i didnt call that in, because im at home right now obviously"
>he says "well someone said 277" (in his broken english- hes hispanic)
>assure him again that i am at home thus i couldnt have called
>he acts really strange then leaves
l>ock up and get fully dressed
>grab the only knife i have that could pass as a weapon, phone readied
>sitting in chair going crazy with paranoia
>still waiting

ive had time to roll it over and over in my mind, and i still dont know what was going on.my questions for my landlord in the morning will most likely be;

1. If he was there to let me back into my apartment why was he doing it if i wasnt standing right next to him waiting to be let it- and even if he was opening it for me even though i wasnt there, was he going to just leave it unlocked and hope i came by soon??

2. was he about to rob my place?

3. if there was any confusion about which apartment it was, why would you go ahead and open it??

i dont know if im scared, but i am pretty pissed/puzzled

>> No.10031999 [DELETED] 

>Feel that nothing matters, no joy, no happy feels, fear society, want to kill myself, belive I am the chosen one, but I cant do shit, have little halucinations, locked up myself in my room for nearly year, suicidal.
>Go to mental ward, they tell me I am schizoid and borderline schizophrenic, give me antipsychotics - Invega, and antidepresives - sertraline
>Pills fucked up my head even more.
>Now ended like 22yo college dropout, no friends, no ambitions, NEET, suicidal.
I dont know what to do with my life.. meds changed lamost nothing, therapys did shit, I am 24/7 anxious.
When this will end

>> No.10032000 [DELETED] 

>have had two girlfriends
>both end up cheating with other people before we ever get intimate
>have massive trust issues because of this
>have incredible anxiety whenever I talk to a female I might be interested in to the point of panic attacks
>have just shut myself away and become a NEET alcoholic

At least my suffering won't be long as my liver will probably give out soon, just like my cousin's

>> No.10032002

>>10031949
Why do you have to make shit up? Are you trying to get on autism bux? Also, I have to admit it's rather odd hearing people talk about their meds turning them emotionally dull/apathetic, when that's basically how I feel all the time. I wonder what would happen if I started taking those same drugs.

Also, love you Meido.

>> No.10032004 [DELETED] 

>depression
>lack of motivation
>ugly face
>bad genetics
>small penis
>below average intelligence
>not charismatic
>socially awkward
>NEET
>Kissless virgin

People keept telling me that going to the gym makes them feel better so now i'm trying that. Haven't skipped a single gym session yet, this is the first time i haven't given up within a week at something, maybe i'll get swole one day

>> No.10032004,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10031967
Go to bed Janny.

>> No.10032012 [DELETED] 

>tfw NEET loser who started lifting
>i'm not even that built and girls have started giving me attention
>they lose interest once they talk to me because of spaghetti

>> No.10032017 [DELETED] 

>be neet
>parents force me to get a job
>can't get job anywhere because i'm ugly and not social
>nobody wants to give me a chance
>try to get back into school
>they don't want me either
>tfw nobody needs or wants you


maybe killing myself is the only chance to escape this shit

>> No.10032014 [DELETED] 

>accused of being a pedo when I picked my little sister up from school
>tell woman to fuck off and prove she's my sister
>come back a few days later to find I'm banned from school premises
>school PTA holds a meeting about pedophiles and shows my name + face + address
>local papers runs a story on local predators, all about me
>harassed every time I leave the house

I'll be NEET forever because of this.

>> No.10032016

>>10031974
I don't get it.

>> No.10032019 [DELETED] 

>be 19
>decide to be NEET for ever
>parents are jews and demand money from me to live with them
>fuck that
>move into shared house and agree to do all the chores and cook so i don't pay rent
>mfw so cheap to buy food and cleaning supplies
>mfw my housemates think im spending hundreds of dollars every week
>mfw i feed them on $70 a week
>mfw i get $270 from government every 2 weeks
>mfw i live comfortably
>mfw they won't be able to live by them selves
>mfw ill just always live with other people and off the government
>mfw i have no face

>> No.10032021 [DELETED] 

>be NEET
>parents don't force me to get a job
>they've given up on me and just resign to let me survive on noodles and water.

>> No.10032022 [DELETED] 

>>10032014
fake story confirmed for fake.

0/10

>> No.10032024 [DELETED] 

>been NEET for past year or so
>never gone outside
>no health problems
>parents get sick of me leeching off of them
>force me to get a job
>apply to a fuckton of places
>go for interview
>spill spaghetti everywhere
>sleep it off
>wake up the next day
>coughing up yellow phlegm
>can't breathe properly
>lungs feel like collapsing
>jaw hurts like fuck
>eyes burn
>want to die

I should've just stayed inside...

>> No.10032027 [DELETED] 
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10032027

Depressed and alone /jp/?

Come hang out with your fellow 4channers : )

>> No.10032031 [DELETED] 

>NEET for a year
>gets to the point where parents start telling me theyre embarassed when their friends ask what im up to
>caused parents to cry/be depressed
>my unemployment is like the elephant in the room constantly, feel like everyone in the house hates me
>hear from mum about this opportunity to be trained to be a book keeper
>take it, get the job, been working for 2 weeks
>flushed some of my drugs down the toilet, gonna better myself
>realise how much it sucks to work 8 hour days, then come home and not have free time to relax because you have to cook, clean and prepare for the next day
>working for min wage
>omg im going to be a fucking accountant

>> No.10032032 [DELETED] 

>5'8"
>ugly
>fat
>weird sense of humor
>awkward
>shy
>neet
>never been in relationship
>virgin
>almost no friends
>not smart
>no talents
>boring person in general
>will spend hours on end on 4chan
>

>> No.10032039 [DELETED] 

>neet
>spend my days practicing golf
>talking to an imaginary therapist in my head
>try to psychoanalyze myself

>> No.10032043 [DELETED] 

>24
>obese
>depressed
>NEET
>probably going to kill myself by Christmas
>tfw no gf

>> No.10032054

work all day (from home) / fap / drink alcohol

unless i'm stuck at something working helps me the most
i get so absorbed i forget my depression for the most part and also feel good when i get something useful done

sometime i combine all 3

>> No.10032058 [DELETED] 

>born to a drunk father and a naive, though kind mother
>he beat her, so she left, to another state, and I went with her
>spend a good 6/8ths of my life in poverty (we're talking food pantries; I ate at a soup kitchen once, too, but that was a class trip)
>enter high-school - 9th grade, in another town
>I was a faggot back then, and I liked FF8
>Decided to act like Squall, because being a maladjusted little freak didn't work for me in my last town
>get a reputation as a weird loner creep
>Some girls liked me, though, I guess I have enough looks to bridge the gap between the overall opinion of me and the truth
>10th grade
>I go to school drunk for the first time
>11th grade
>get arrested for breaking into an old building and destroying it with a bunch of my friends
>mfw it's the biggest juvenile case in the history of the town
>12th grade
>Get into uppers, read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for the first time
>Take to both of these like a baby to a tit; Live my life for the purely hedonistic sake of drug consumption and writing (although my writing is/was shit)
>Act like a madman for the rest of the year
>Have fun when I'm not crashing, act like the biggest asshole in the world when I am
>Drop-out/stop going by the end of the year
>Cynicism overtook the fun once I ran out of uppers
>Now here we are. I'm a NEET. Have been for 2 years.

And that was the greentext story of a druggie NEET who has no prospects.

>> No.10032068 [DELETED] 

>Dad has about as many friends as I do (2-3 he talks to on occasion)
>I don't even think my mom has any real friends either
>tfw you realize your parents are losers
I think my dad knows I don't have a social life, being that I'm a 20 year old NEET for 2 years now.
Whatever
>mfw Saturday night alone
>mfw I have no face

>> No.10032070 [DELETED] 

It happened /r9k/
I have gone full NEET mode.
I have not bathed or shaved in weeks.
I noticeably gained weight.
I have not went outside at all(literally) for the past couple weeks either.
All my food shopping is done on the internet.
The date and time on my computer is out of sync so i have no idea what time of the day it is most of the time. The curtains in my one room apartment fully block out any light from the outside and i never open them.
I basically am living from an inhertance and do nothing all day but watch Anime and play vidya. My whole apartment probably smells of spunk and leftover food but i would not know since i am used to it already.
What is your NEET level?

>> No.10032083 [DELETED] 

>have a weird voice that you hate
>know you can do stuff but no motivation
>give up easily
>23 and still scared of parents
>don't get social cues because NEET for about 3 years
>walk past people on the street, can't maintain eye contact only in a one on one social situation
>usually ignored in social situations

>> No.10032086 [DELETED] 

>graduate college in May
>full NEET mode all summer
>living with parents, playing vidya all day, fapping
>pretty fun for a while
>start to feel like a horrible useless piece of shit
>job search relentlessly for 2 months
>manage to find 9 to 5 job doing data entry
>have money but no free time

I kind of miss being a NEET.

>> No.10032087 [DELETED] 

>enjoy being alone, hiking, playing video games, and watching TV/movies
>don't want to do anything I dislike, because why do something you dislike?
>no pride, no confidence, no drive, no passion, no strive to be better
>dislike most people, and acknowledge that I'm boring and no one would gain anything from being around me
>wat do
Seriously, what should I do with my life? Being a NEET shut-in is getting boring.

>> No.10032092 [DELETED] 

>Perfect skin until I turn 18
>Hits me like a truck
>Also develop seborrhoeic dermatitis and rosacea

Aaaaaaaaand then I dropped out of school and have lived as a NEET for three years. I actually had the courage to visit a doctor and get myself an appointment with a dermatologist about two months ago, but the appointment isn't until the 20th of December.

Recently I got a couple of pimple-like bumps on my scalp. I'm worried the seborrhoeic dermatitis spread to my scalp and I'm going to lose my hair.

So much fucking stress.

>> No.10032096 [DELETED] 

>that feel when you want to be more social but as a NEET there are no opportunities that don't require extremely awkward/creepy introductions to total strangers with nothing to go on

>> No.10032100 [DELETED] 

How does one obtain money when they have

>Been NEET for 2.5 years
>No education past high school
>No work history
>No government benefits
>General Anxiety Disorder (medicated, slowly recovering)

and on top of that, a complete misanthrope that hates people and working with them.

What can I do?

I need money to live.

>> No.10032106
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>brooding

>> No.10032108 [DELETED] 

>become good at programming / 3d modeling / composing
>sell your work on various sites

>> No.10032109 [DELETED] 

>be NEET
>have your whole family and their friends be ashamed of you
>brother's girlfriend comes over
>haven't shaved since you last left the house over a month ago
>hides in room to avoid brother's girlfriend to see your disgusting self
>need to pee really badly
>runs into the bathroom when your brother and his girlfriend go into his room to fuck
>hears the door open and brother's girlfriend voice
>panics and accidentally pees all over the floor while hurrying
>brother's girlfriend opens the bathroom door and sees you wiping your piss off the bathroom floor and wall
>lock yourself in your room in shame

How do I forget this horrible night and not care about what my family thinks? >>10032108

>> No.10032114

>>10032016
It's a sexy half-nekkid girl on a motorbike

>> No.10032115 [DELETED] 

>22-year-old NEET
>haven't talked to anyone except the dentist and my parents in years, have my mom cut my hair so I don't have to talk to the hairdresser
>mother becomes friends with the mom of some guy I knew in the second grade
>mother invites that guy to visit me
>doesn't tell me anything
>guy drives 200km to visit me
>walks into my room while I'm unshaven, browsing /mu/ and haven't showered for a week
>he says hi, asks me whether I play World of Warcraft or enjoy roleplaying
>talks about his metal band
>I give one word replies and stare at /mu/ with my headphones on
>eventually say I have a headache and need to lay down so he leaves
>mother yells at me that I need friends and how could I make that poor boy uncomfortable and starts crying
god kill me

>> No.10032116

why do posts vanish?

>> No.10032122 [DELETED] 

/jp/ my blog wtf seriously dudes

>> No.10032121

>>10032100
Well obviously that's not true in your case, since you're posting on here and I think 4chan's still blocked as a high-profile porn site from most of the kinds of public libraries that let bums hang out and use the computer.

>> No.10032123

>>10032116
the autismal ghost of assburgers is haunting /jp/

>> No.10032130

>>10032114
What did it have to do with those posts though.

>> No.10032132

>be 21st birthday, neet loser living at home with mom still
>no friends or anything
>mom asks if I'm going to go out and have fun?
>just give her the dead in the eyes look and say "nahh"
>she asks why and said a 21st is supposed to be fun and special and wild
>about to tell her I'm just not feeling good and instead I just look back at the computer and tell her the truth about how it wouldn't be very fun by myself
>she just says not to worry about it we'll make our own fun
>think nothing of it nad go back to TF2
>she comes back an hour later with cake and cherry cokes (lol my favorite when I was a kid)
>it's pretty good and thank her for the effort but she can see I'm still sad
>around 12 am she calls me to her room, to say good night I suppose
>room is dark and I walk in and she hugs me, hug her back and my hands hug skin, she's not wearing anything
>what the fuck?!?
>she tells me tonight should be special and pulls my pants down and just grabs my dick no questions asked, I'm just frozen
>she starts playing with it in her mouth, despite my obvious freeze it starts to get hard, she giggles *da fuuuckk*
>she actually deepthroats it a few times making audible "mmphhh" and other slurping noises
>cum without having said a whole word this time, she swallows
>says "happy birthday baby, try not to be so sad all the time" and then pushes me out the door

Hang in their op. Best blow job of my whole life (and only one but whos counting?) COuld be you next year!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.10032134

>>10032116
5 or so different people report them in quick succession.

Note that this doesn't always work, especially on other boards, and especially when the thread is the kind that breaks the rules but that the mods secretly want to encourage.

>> No.10032141

>>10032132
Your mum is weird dude

>> No.10032149 [DELETED] 

>live with parents
>NEET
>loser
>start drining
>get abit drunk
>look around closet for old stuff
>find an old harddrive
>plug it in
>drink more
>find old music folder
>listen to it
>start crying extremely hard
>remember being young and hopeful
>i'm 22, no job, no education, no future, no hope, still a kissless virgin.

>> No.10032147 [DELETED] 

>tfw when you're going to graduate next semester but have no connections or anything else to get a job after college
>tfw you'll have to become a NEET because you can't get a job without knowing people

>> No.10032152 [DELETED] 

>got into uppers just before senior year
>I was doing shittily in school before then, so I can't blame the drugs
>ended up going to school high
>all the fucking time
>invited to 0 parties
>GPA was something like, .50
>didn't even go during the last month
>NEET now, working on getting the GED (loser's scholarship) and going to CC
>not very many friends, save for a group of people who I love (I still see them from time to time)
>my life is shit.

>> No.10032154

>>10032132
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
mods = gods

>> No.10032155 [DELETED] 

>Be NEET, get munies from the government
>Have to go to some shitty course to help with finding jobs
>Everyone there is amazing, we all get along straight away (but that's a different story for another thread)
>Naturally, when the course ends we all go our separate ways
>Walking home, girl from course is with me as her destination is on route
>The past two weeks she's been laughing at my jokes more than anyone there, we seemed to befriend each other the most
>Adds me on Facebook
>When I get home she's already messaging me
>We talk for ages (she's doing most of it)
>Not sure if flirting

This just happened today, halp.

>> No.10032156

>>10032134
so someone with a dynamic ip has pretty much moderator rights?
...if only it would be like on more relevant boards

>> No.10032157 [DELETED] 

>be a NEET
>father makes 300k a year
>have no motivation at all whatsoever
>father never gives me money when i ask

gonna keep on neet'ing i guess

>> No.10032158

>>10032156
*like that

>> No.10032162 [DELETED] 

> almost 20 year old NEET living with my mum
>receive a note in the post saying that the postman has been with a package and I wasn't in
>must've been in bed when he tried to deliver
>go to the house that he left it with across the road, not had a shower in 2 days, wearing jeans and a raggy t-shirt
>Gorgeous cute blonde woman opens the door, must've been about 28
>amazing smile
>i look scruffy as fuck
fuck my life

>> No.10032166 [DELETED] 

This is why i don't have a girlfriend or friends
>22
>NEET
>kissless virgin
>ugly
>no huge penis
>can't flirt
>no social skills
>out of shape
>boring as hell
>depressed
>bitter
>no hobbies
>no ambitions
>no love for spanwords

and the cherry on top is that i want a virgin girl but honestly just any girl is so far out of reach that i shouldn't even mention it

>> No.10032167

>>10030398
I find soothing piano music always cheers me up. I really wish I could find the room in my NEET budget to get a piano so I could learn to play myself.

>>10032132
I don't want to derail the thread over this, but thank you mod.

>> No.10032168

>>10030589
They are just a more vocal minority as happy NEETs have no reason to blogpost how shitty their day was in greentext.

>> No.10032168,1 [INTERNAL] 

This thread monitored by your local janitor.

>> No.10032169 [DELETED] 

>fat
>NEET
>self hating
>aspie
>unusual dress/appearance
>lazy
>selfish/demanding
>zero motivation or ambition
>clingy
>stupid and illogical, but often fake intelligence unconvincingly
>tainted with Jew genes
>addictive personality

>> No.10032170 [DELETED] 

>Clothes are vietnamese no-brand
>Go shopping once in year
>Swimming pool deflated in basement
>Get a new pair of shoes every 2 years
>Get $20 every Christmas
>Own 1 smartphone
>Have a Sanyo CRT TV in my room
>Own 8 rabbits, I must kill them and we eat them at the end of the year
>Had Pentium 4 computer, now I have Core 2 I must share with family
>Never ask parents for anything (the only thing I've ever begged for in my life is money for driving licence, they didnt gave me).
>Born with schizophrenia
>Only own no house.
>Have a 2009 netbook
>NEET forever
>Going nowhere

I guess thats normal for slav-fag

>> No.10032171 [DELETED] 

>tfw 20, never touched virgin, longterm NEET.
>tfw my mother is having wild sex with her "friend from bar" room next to me.

All them feels. Fuck, this is not even life.

>> No.10032173 [DELETED] 

> 20, NEET
> Can't ride a bike. Tried two weeks ago - still can't
> Know basic cooking techniques but can't cook proper meal from scratch
> Had a fuck buddy but don't know how to get a GF
Woe is me.

>> No.10032176 [DELETED] 

>22 NEET
>cant cook
>dunno how to shop by myself
>wash my clothes
>talk to girl
>kiss
>sex and anything sex related
>enjoy life

>> No.10032178

>>10032167
you could just get a keyboard and pirate a decent synthesizer
much cheaper than a real piano

>> No.10032179

>>10032178
I was thinking about doing that. I could at least get one to learn on, then if I ever worked up enough devotion to become good I could work on saving NEETbux for the real thing.

>> No.10032181

I edge for 6 hour sessions every 48 hours.

I can barely sleep the night before because I look forward to it so much.

As long as muh dik works and the internet too I am fine

>> No.10032183 [DELETED] 
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>''Oh man, I love animals! I wanna be a vet!''
>Years later...
>NEET
>Fat
>Diagnosed with Aspergers
>Can't speak to people I don't know without turning bright red and fleeing
>Never go outside
>Live with mother

This is your fault, past self. You could have done something about this.

>> No.10032184 [DELETED] 

I never thought about this much until I came here but I think I might be beta.

>I have a girlfriend who is in school and has a job, I am a NEET.
>I always give her tight hugs
>I kiss her whenever I get up to do something
>I cook food for her
>we had a candle lit dinner recently
>I bring her food
>I've cleaned her room on muliple occassions
>I have sex with her and we tried anal and it hurt so I stopped
>We tell each other we love each other all the time
>We blow kisses to each other
>We take pictures together


So yeah. All that stuff. Is this beta?


I do cheat on her quite a lot though.

>> No.10032187

>>10031974
i am sorry that you felt depressed i dont know what to say are you sure you put enough blankets and pillows on your bed and were you warm enough cause if you werent then thats no good you know

>> No.10032188

>>10031444
its ok we can be friends again

>> No.10032189 [DELETED] 

>tfw 26
>NEET
>out of college with a useless degree
>squandered so many social opportunities, lost contact with most of the few friends I made during those four years
>never had a gf
>still live with parents
>stay up until 4-5 am every day watching movies, playing vidya
>wake up at 3 pm
>feel like I fell through the cracks of society and am now a ghost

Dat apathy.

>> No.10032191 [DELETED] 

>>10032132
omg if only all moms were like that lol

thubms up if u agree

>> No.10032192 [DELETED] 

>none of my friends talk to me anymore
>my mum is the person who texts me the most
>still depressed about losing my GF of 3 years
>the girl who was crushing on me that I was into stopped talking to me
>NEET
>don't do anything
>bored as fuck at all times
>scared of going to highly public areas
>no chance of meeting new people

I should just give up.

>> No.10032196 [DELETED] 

>>10032192
>>10032189
Stop shitposting.

>> No.10032199 [DELETED] 

>that feel when never figured out what I want to do
>that feel when therefore I do nothing
>23 year old NEET

Where are all the introvert jobs? I don't even want a lot of money, I can live fine on $40k a year

>> No.10032201

>>10032179
then you should do that some day

>> No.10032203 [DELETED] 
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Who southern here? I hate Obama he's a communist, let's secede from the union.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYgXrUSjIs

>> No.10032220
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Keep playing nice games.

>> No.10032221

>>10032201
Yeah. Some day. Probably after I finish learning Japanese.

>> No.10032224 [DELETED] 

> NEET
> 20
> hate my friends
> hate my family
> about to be kicked out
> not smart
> never had girlfriend
> still a virgin
> will probably see me on the street next month

wtf was I brought in this world for

>> No.10032231

>>10032203
But I can't get free money for being schizophrenic if we're not communist.

>> No.10032234

>got foot surgery a few days ago
>sleeping half the day
>other half of the day sitting on my ass with my computer
>father buys me Starbucks twice a day and cake and suchforth

This is now my inspiration for becoming a NEET.

>> No.10032235

>Wake up
>Coffee
>I'm a NEET
>Vidya
>Browse 4chen
>Smoke some weed
>More vidya
>Smoke cigarettes
>vidya
>smoke some more weed
>vidya
>cigarettes
>TV
>vidya
>Sleep

The NEET life

>> No.10032235,1 [INTERNAL] 

You have to admire this guy's dedication.

>> No.10032237 [DELETED] 

my plan for today

>woke up at around 12pm
>ate some cereals
>currently browsing internet and it's 1pm
>will go to sleep again because I feel sleepy.

maybe later friends call me and we go out clubbing.

I am a NEET parasite.

>> No.10032241

When will he stop spamming his epic greentext /r9k/ shit?

>> No.10032242 [DELETED] 

>25 year old neet
>wants to get a job
>lives in state with highest unemployment rate.
>all girls around me are taken or clearly mentally unstable.
>all dudes are too busy with their other friends and gf's to even humor me.
>mom hates my guts, drug addict thief brother, dad who's tired of me.


Is there any hope for me? Is there any end to this suffering?

>> No.10032245 [DELETED] 

>Be in high school
>Feel like it's pointless, seriously consider dropping out
>Teachers and counselors: "ZOMG ANON U CAN'T DO DAT!!11! U WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A JOB AND U WON'T HAVE A FUTURE!!11!!!"
>Decide to stick with it, graduate
>Find out shortly afterwards that no one gives a shit about a high school diploma

>Go to college, in a field that I was told was in demand (journalism)
>Feel like it's pointless, seriously consider dropping out
>Hear "ZOMG U WON'T HAVE A FUTURE!!11!" from everyone I know
>Decide to stick with it, graduate
>No one gives a shit about my college degree either

>tfw I could have spent my whole life just sitting in my room, playing video games, and being a useless NEET, and I would be in the exact same position I am now
>tfw all that time, effort, and stress was for nothing

>> No.10032247 [DELETED] 

>21 year old NEET
>Due to mediocre grades in elementary wasn't able to enroll into a Proper European high school i.e. Gymnasium
>Dropped out of the secondary school i enrolled into after one moth of attendance
>At some point while i was 14 a drug addict with a hand deformity since birth ridiculed me
>Had the luck to lose my hearing on my left side and balance due to Neuritis when i was 12, which made me unable to do any sports for several years
>Was supposed to kill my self at 19 but i'm still alive

>> No.10032248

>>10032241
When he gets laid.

So never.

>> No.10032253 [DELETED] 

>dropped out of high school the day I turned 16
>took a few collage classes at 19 but quit after one semester
>have never even applied for a job let alone held one
>have only ever had long-distance friendships since I moved at 15, and the last of my close friends has recently ditched me after making friends locally and getting a girlfriend
>22 now, friendless NEET, little hope that I'll ever find the courage to change things

>> No.10032252 [DELETED] 
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>>10032248

>> No.10032254 [DELETED] 

>19
>NEET
>finished shit highschool, cant go to college
>zero skills and knowledge
>clumsy
>stupid
>shy
>have no will most of the days
>feel like a parasite to my parents
>poor family
>OCD, self loathing and unhappiness with myself.

>> No.10032255 [DELETED] 

>be 19
>be female
>be failing first year of uni
>then drop out, currently NEET (no one knows, not even family)
>living off government payments I'm not entitled to
>live alone
>all I do all day is eat, stuff my face with junk
>rapidly go from skinny and attractive to overweight
>develop social anxiety, depression

>> No.10032258 [DELETED] 

>26 yo NEET
>Live with my mother and her asshole partner
>Not a virgin but not attracted to 3DPD anymore
>Horrible eyesite
>Shaky hands prevent me from doing anything that interests me.
>Clumsy as fuck
>Fat alcoholic
>Obsessed with Anime.
>Spend my days wanting to be a little loli
>Otherwise horribly depressed and suicidal but too much of a coward to do anything

>> No.10032262 [DELETED] 

>18 year old NEET
>10th grade dropout
>have lisp due to really fucked up teeth
>can't afford to get teeth fixed
>can't talk in public without being laughed at
>can't get job even at mcdonald's
>talk like a fucking retard
>somehow not a kissless virgin
>about 6/10
>vidya and sleep all day erryday
>smoke weed like 6 days a week
>no ambition
>no motivation
>contemplates suicide, too pussy to do it
>complete loser

wat do jp. I am sick of being a complete basement dwelling neckbearded faggot but there is nothing I can do about it when I sound like a fucking retard.

>> No.10032260 [DELETED] 

>18 year old NEET
>drop out high school
>gay, beta, antisocial, afraid of intime contact.
>mom cooks me dinner and serves it to me
>Clinical depression for several years.
>mehh etc

>> No.10032265 [DELETED] 

>As of 1 week from now I'll be a 23 year old NEET with no future
>Come from single mother home who was a slut that lived off child support and government help
>mom was a big drug addict and alcoholic
>even though she's horrible to live with I still follow her around because I can't make it on my own
>I only graduated highschool on the sympathy of my teachers, I was taking Algebra 1 in my junior year
>haven't had a friend since highschool, of whom talked shit about me at every chance
>experimented with a fat gf once, ended up running away when she kissed me, her parents thought I was gay. Of course I'm still a virgin
>weeaboo, I watch loads of anime to pass the time in my room. 99% of the music I listen to is just anime shit
>currently living in the corner of my grandma's room in her 1 bedroom apartment that's a converted motel
>socially anxious to the point of barely being able to walk through a store and feeling like I'm going to die if I have a conversation with someone that isn't my mom for longer than 30 seconds

>> No.10032267 [DELETED] 

>Nearly 20
>Would be NEET if not for school
>Did I mention I've failed out of college, twice already?
>Med don't work
>Major depression sucks
>Mom pays for my rent, food (and hookers but of course doesn't know)
>Getting my hands on cyanide soon

I don't give a fuck, except what I'm doing to my mom. She's too good to have me as a son. I used to be so good at so many things, man. Now I just order pizza and browse this shithole.

>> No.10032272 [DELETED] 

my dad
>lost his virginity when he was 15
>did sports
>college degree
>had 8gfs
>Deflorates my mom.. she was 17

all he ever wanted was good son
Now I see disapointment in his eyes
me -22
>college dropout
>schizophrenic NEET, kissles virgin
>leeching parents, unable to get a job
>depressed as fuck
>all my life playing vidia and watching anime

I am horrible son

>> No.10032274

>>10030428
Last time I took a walk a bunch of teenagers having a party shouted at me

Never again

>> No.10032277 [DELETED] 

>19 year old NEET for the past 15 months or so
>stopped going out a few months before end of high school and havent seen friends since apart from once or twice
>physically fit but spend all my time on the computer so starting to get back problems
>no ambition for a career or to make new friends or make an effort with old ones
>really dont wanna go clubbing and thats all most people do
>tried many drugs, got heroin in the mail today off silk road, gonna try it soon but im abit scared. tried oxy recently and that wasnt so bad
>got an interview tomorrow to be an trainee bookmaker (like an accountant)
>hopefully i get it and can turn my life around and quit drugs

>> No.10032283 [DELETED] 

>22 year-old NEET
>kissless virgin
>used to be addicted to alcohol, weed, and klonopin
>diagnosed anxiety disorder, dysthymia, avoidant PD, borderline PD
>live at home
>have no friends, snap at people, can't control anger/violence
>foreveralone
>no motivation, no will, have given up on trying to change
>super-beta introverted and socially-awkward like dad
>blame everything on others except myself
>manchild
>spend all time anxious/withdrawn, in med withdrawal, browsing the internet, jerking off, and sleeping all day

>> No.10032284 [DELETED] 

>22 NEET
>skinnyfat
>kissless virgin
>been depressed for years
>average penis
>no job
>no education
>no motication
>no ambition
>no goals
>no love for spanwords
>no gf

>> No.10032286 [DELETED] 

This man is an inspiration, nay a true leader to all. You see greentext spamming, I see determination, creativity and will. You may say he's just another spamming faggot when he's working a hard day of shit posting. You may say he's got no life and does this to release his anger and stress. But you wont say that his face and not online faget. I proudly say I would walk into battle with this man right here before us at this very night.

Actually if it's like a group doing this, then it would be lame and gay. I'll never know....

>> No.10032293 [DELETED] 

>22 yo NEET
>European junior high school equivalent drop out
>OCD and paranoia
>Nothing to look forward to in life except green text threads on 4chan
>waiting to die

>> No.10032298

>>10032158
>>10032156
Janitor still has to sign off on it and I think janitor actions are logged so the actual site guys can see what they're doing or not doing. There's still a lot of trust being placed in them, though.

I think they're given a little talk about site policy, too, they don't have to just rely on the very short-and-sweet-so-people-at-least-finish-reading-them rules-page rules, and site policy has been getting a lot of upgrades of late.

>> No.10032296 [DELETED] 

>be 22 year old kissless virgin NEET living at home
>meet old friend from high school
>he is married
>has a kid
>good job
>he asks me what i do for a living
>that feel

>> No.10032302 [DELETED] 

>that feel when you're a 23 year old NEET
>that feel when never had a job with no work experience
>that feel when you did poorly in school
>that feel when you're as dumb as rocks

How do the rest of you NEETs cope with living?

>> No.10032303 [DELETED] 

Happened today

>recovering shutin
>started going to government course to help me stop being a shutin NEET
>on break from lectures
>sitting outside
>feeling kinda shitty
>want to go home
>one of the girls also on the course sits next to me and asks if i'm alright
>we end up talking during the break
>my first real conversation in 5 years with a girl
>feel better

>> No.10032304

Honestly, whenever I feel like a piece of garbage, the only thing I can do is play Dota 2.

Rather fitting.

>> No.10032305 [DELETED] 

>little brother at uni
>taller than me but kinda goofy looking
>complete social autist
>amazing at programming and math
>doing really well in school

>me
>22
>live at home
>NEET
>less of a social autist but still pretty bad
>can't into math
>can't into anything
>loser of the family
>is /fit/

The only thing i have is being in shape.

>> No.10032308 [DELETED] 

>wake up at 1pm
>nice sunny day out, fuck it i stay indoors
>eat breakfast, take a post breakfast nap
>wake up around 4pm
>play some torchlight, listen to music
>6pm dinner, practice my drawings
>play vidya until 10
>eat some pizza for late night snack, skype with my online gf
>can stay up until whenever I want because NEET so no work or school on monday
>feel good man
:3

>> No.10032314 [DELETED] 

>be NEET for months
>pretty content
>finally get a job
>9 to 5, data entry
>feel like shit

I miss it. How do I get autismbux and become a truNEET piece of shit again.

>> No.10032315
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10032315

All of you.

>> No.10032317 [DELETED] 

>Not going to uni this year due to various misunderstandings that set my already delayed plan back by a further year
>Turned 20 last week and have no job, no car, can't drive, NEET
>Missed out on A*AA in my A levels by 4 marks, ended up with A*AB and it's been haunting me ever since
>Bf left for university today
>He is my only friend
>Will now be a shut in until I get a job
>No where wants to hire me because I have no experience and drop spaghetti constantly
>Feel completely and utterly hopeless and despondent at the moment
>Low mood caused by sense of failure and loneliness has diminished my appetite and caused my weight to drop to 85lbs

>> No.10032318 [DELETED] 

Holy fuck, i'm not reading all this green. Learn to formulate a fucking sentence. If it's just one guy spamming then nice dedication.

>> No.10032320 [DELETED] 

>Be 18
>Be NEET
>entire family has a job
>constantly shamed for not having one

The searching sucks ass.

>> No.10032322 [DELETED] 

Who were all those people quoting?

>> No.10032323 [DELETED] 

> be son of former NFL player and coach
> be NEET
> go out anywhere
> meet fans/acquaintances/old friends/players
> "And this is my son, anon!"
> shake hands and half ass a smile
> "Hi anon, and what do you do?"
> "what university do you go to?"
> "play any sports?"
sadfrog.jpeg

>> No.10032326 [DELETED] 

>>10032318
I think it's one guy spamming to make fun of /q/ police allowing blog threads on /jp/.

>> No.10032324 [DELETED] 

>>10032322
u'r mom

>> No.10032325 [DELETED] 

Should be fairly easy to just filter anything featuring tons of linebreaks followed by '>'
I don't care enough to do this but if people want to have a discussion there are ways of shutting out spammers/flooders like this guy.

>> No.10032328 [DELETED] 

>often stay overnight at my best bro`s house playing vidya etc.
>has this kind of bed you can pull out under his own and sleep near the ground, he is upward
>at some night I cant sleep and hear fapping sounds
>really get turned on, dont know why
>start fapping while pretending to sleep
>no sound other than the quiet sheets moving up and down of both of us
>come into the slit that leads under his bed
>sometimes feel something dropping on my face
>do these things for over half a year mostly on weekends
>be fucking sure he knows I am awake because of movements
>never speak of it
>at some point it stopped and he moved out to his girlfriend
>tfw I am sure because of this I am probably bi
>tfw not sure because of kissless, hugless, neet virgin

>> No.10032336 [DELETED] 

>27
>been a NEET for over 5 years
>living in my room, never leaving to go out
>never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
>no relationship between parents or brother
>can last up to 5 months or more without leaving the house
>only time I ever leave is for family reunions
>pretend to enjoy watching television without speaking to any relatives until I leave
>no friends, never had any in high school other than hanging out with a group of stoners who always talked behind my back
>only ever speak in one worded sentences, too socially inept to even make friends over the internet
>no knowledge on subjects, got poor marks in school despite being in locally developed courses
>depressive, absent minded, and bored 24/7 unless I'm sleeping
>no hobbies other than playing video games or browsing the internet
>no car, no licence, never had a job or work experience

how are the rest of you NEETs/no lives in comparison?

>> No.10032337

wow i love OP pic
see y'all later

>> No.10032339 [DELETED] 
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>last year of college
>didn't do any internships or network with any professors
>won't be able to get employment or go to graduate school due to that
>I now have a very pretty but useless degree

I guess I'm going to become a NEET now. What do I need to know to survive?

>> No.10032352 [DELETED] 

>29
>currently NEET, but previously working full-time up to April
>have girlfriend
>have own room in shared apartment
>live comfortably off unemployment benefits
Yes I know I'm a leech, according to some of you.
I plan on getting back into full-time work within the next 2 weeks.

>> No.10032345 [DELETED] 

ok so here is my life's story

> drop out of HS
> get job doing tech support for local ISP
> quit a few years later because everyone at the ISP is infuriatingly incompetent
> 21 year old NEET at this point, living with parents and playing Diablo II all day
> 2 years later parents get sick of my shit and threaten to throw me out if I don't get a job or go to school
> Get GED, go to community college, transfer to real college, graduate with degree in Math and CS, 5 years later
> Get job as software developer
> Now I'm 32, I make ~80k a year, I live by myself and I have no debt
> still sad and lonely and want to kill myself ;---;

>> No.10032347 [DELETED] 

>>10032132
great job mods

now ban the OP and everyone else who spams off-topic blogthreads on /jp/ maybe?

>> No.10032354

Everyone in this thread would have their problems solved by converting to veganism. Imagine having boundless energy and mental clarity; imagine having a clear conscience because you aren't financing animal abuse; imagine feeling healthy and happy all the time and being able to really immerse yourself in your hobbies.

I've regained my love for anime and I can marathon my way through 100 chapters of manga without falling to sleep. I like it.

>> No.10032355 [DELETED] 

>22
>virgin
>live at home
>NEET
>have virgin/whore complex

>> No.10032358 [DELETED] 

>be NEET
>decide to try uni
>get into computer science
>quit after first semester when I realise that uni is fucking stupid and a waste of time
>NEET again

>> No.10032362 [DELETED] 

>>10032336
I am 26 and haven't left my house (literally) in 13 years. Dropped out of school at 13 (yes it was illegal, they couldn't do shit)

Same shit with extended family... I just lock my door and don't come out though if someone shows up here (rare). Sometimes I can make a go of it but it gets really awkward.

I like vidya, animu and porn though so not depressed in that reguards though I do go through phases (mostly from dreading hitting 30 doing this shit)... rapidly balding from the stress too (not in family)

At least I'll be a wizard... then things will be different.

>> No.10032363 [DELETED] 

>tfw no motivation
>tfw all your friends are fulfilling their career and life goals whilst you don't even have any
>tfw you're too embarrassed to see them and hear them talk about all the useful things they've done while you're just stuck there
>tfw you start dodging their calls and becoming antisocial
>tfw you now have no friends
>tfw you are fully NEET and are about to run out of savings
how do I escape this vicious cycle


BONUS STAGE:
>tfw no gf

>> No.10032370 [DELETED] 

>walk in on mom's (ex) boyfriend getting physically pushy with her (she finally moved in with him)
>knock him down with a hit
>his daughter's nigger bf runs in
>starts hitting me as mom's boyfriend pulls me to where I can't defend myself
>turn around and pop nigger in the head and he stops and goes outside
>cops are called by my mom and his daughter
>mom's boyfriend is friends with sergeant on the force that showed up with like 4 or 5 other cops
>mom's boyfriend's family and nigger's family all shows up
>my family is an hour away so it's 2v15
>have a black eye and knots all over my head, nigger just has a scratch on his head where I popped him
>since mom's bf is buddies with the cop I'm the only one that gets sent down to the station
>2 assaults
>court in less than a month
>mfw normalfag corruption of the system

I don't have cash for a lawyer and I'm just your typical shutin NEET that was in the wrong (right?) place, not sure what I should do at this point. At least the cop that drove me there was kind of cool.

>> No.10032373 [DELETED] 

>be NEET.
>don't like it
>want to get work but, no one's hiring.
>even if I have 3 good references and 5 years experience..
>living at home.
>mom and dad boss me around and I don't want this.
>brother is a drug addict.
>I threaten him, beat him up. He doesn't care about anything but, his fix.
>gets me to steal my mom's ATM card to feed his addiction.
>mom is push over and won't do shit.
>try to narc on my brother because Heroin drug rings are bad.
>go to police station.
>cop:"its not your house so you can't file charges... go online and do it anonymously"
>Do it.
>Rat out his spanish drug dealers too.
>Give full detailed 100% honest account of what I seen.
>They tell me to wait 3 weeks before action is taken.
>okay... its been a month and a half and nothing is done.


>that feel when justice fails you.
>that feel when you've lost control of your life.
>that feel when you don't know if its because no one will give you a chance or if you are just inherently incompetent.

>that feel when there is no light at the end of the tunnel.
>that feel when girls won't even look at you.
>that feel when half asian and hated on by both sides.
>that feel when nothing is enjoyable anymore.

>> No.10032374 [DELETED] 
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>Slowly losing contacts with friends
>Just quit job, putting off getting a new one for a little longer than I usually do
>Drawing less, spending more time on 4Chan than ever before
>Haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years
>Barely have the motivation to shave anymore

How do I stop myself from becoming one of you? There has to be a way, any way.

>> No.10032375

>mfw I'm not attending university this year
>mfw I still hang out there with friends (I'm a NEET what else can I do?)
>mfw I've met some new cool people
It's kinda cool.

tfw some qt smiled at me with a huge bright smile as I was walking out of the library, but I'm too beta so I instantly looked away

>> No.10032380

>>10032377
420 blaze it faggot!

>> No.10032381

>>10032374

So you have more free time than ever before, you haven't had to deal with a soul-sucking leech in two years, and you're growing a beard?

What's there to complain about?

>> No.10032377

>>10030398
I just smoke until I feel better.

>> No.10032382

>>10032354
when someone gets castrated, they describe their life this way, that is hilarious

if your conscience if affected by animals dying for food.. well that sucks to be you lol

marathoning through anime doesn't sound healthy also

>> No.10032386

>tfw a bunch of my older friends made a facebook group about my big dick as a joke before I had FB
>tfw my ex-gf told her friends my dick was as big as her arm
>tfw one of the only things people knew about me was my big dick
>tfw now a NEET and everyone probably forgot

>> No.10032391

>be NEET
>finally decide to go job center
>she starts asking me questions i realize how much of a loser i am compared to everybody else
>"how old are you?"
>"how long have you been out of work?"
>"what have you been doing while out of work?"
>"whats your educational background?"
>"What and how much work experience do you have?"
>go home
>try not cry
>end up crying

>> No.10032392

>lots of desirable girls approach me, flirt with me and so on
>talk to them, flirt back, say funny things, make them laugh, try to get with them, etc
>the only reason they were interested was because they didnt know anything about me
>after realizing that im "cool" and "funny" in the friend/beta way, dont have any status and a neet, they changed their minds then friendzone me

one does not simply talk to girls and say something funny

>> No.10032394
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>>10032354
Or just quit mystery meat & trans fat like the rest of us. Veganism is admirable but it's kinda a bit of a project to do that whilst making sure you're still getting enough vitamin b12 etc. if you also don't want to take supplement pills. If you don't get your vitamins, you'll feel worse. B12 in particular is really famous for improving mood.

>> No.10032395

>have few friends to begin with
>go through uni
>all friends get jobs, some even getting engaged, moving on to the real world
>meanwhile I'm stuck as a NEET, using up my meager savings, not going anywhere
>sunken to the point I'm too embarrassed to meet my friends anymore because I'm such a failure
>dodge their calls and never go to their parties
>feel even worse
>repeat cycle

anyone know how to break out of this feel cycle?
I'm considering disappearing completely and starting a new life over in another city.
(posted this on /adv/ but not much going on so /jp/ as well it is)

>> No.10032397

>22
>male
>NEET
>never had a job
>average cock
>below average looks
>no higher education
>kissless virgin
>depressed

My future looks like a long dark tunnel to me

>> No.10032400

>was a normalfag until 7th grade
>started playing vidya
>my 2 best and only friends moved to another school after middle school
>had to make new friends in high school
>impossible due to cliques and shit
>retreat deeper into isolation, go to library every lunch period
>literally no friends in high school, except bitter-sweetly in the last 3 months of my senior year made a real friend
>too late, irreversible social damage is done, social skills lightyears behind peers
>college is awkward at first, learn quickly enough
>make friend at first but lose them
>This happens 3 times, as each group realizes how much of an abnormalfag I am
>abnormalfag status leads to being even more of an abnormalfag in a positive feedback loop
>23 y/o forevoralone neet virgin male now

>> No.10032401

>>10032354
>imagine having a clear conscience because you aren't financing animal abuse

Every night I cry myself to sleep thinking about all those animals I've eaten. Thank you so much for providing me with an answer. :)

>> No.10032403

>24-year-old overweight neckbeard NEET
>Wake up at 12:30 in the afternoon yesterday
>Hear loud, charismatic man yakkin' it up with my folks in the living room
>Know if I go in there he'll rope me into a conversation and it'll be embarrassing because I'm an anti-social sperglord
>Save me and my parents embarrassment by just deciding to hole up in my room until he leaves
>Thirsty and hungry
>Think he'll be gone in a little bit
>Fast forward to 9:40 PM
>He has been talking non-stop the entire time
>He finally leaves at 9:45 PM
>Immediately go into kitchen and wreck three toasted tuna salad sandwiches with two vanilla cokes

>> No.10032405

>Mom, dad, I am sorry that I am not the son you would like to have.
>I am schizoprenic nerve wreck, unemployable NEET, kissles virgin and you will probably look after me for the rest of your lifes.
>specialy mom, I am sorry for all your sadness and worries. I know you are the only one that loves me, I am sorry I dont feel anything for you, even if I watch you suffer I dont give a shit.
>I am sorry I am son who deserve to die.

>> No.10032406

>5'9
>male
>Skinnyfat but trying to get in shape
>brown hair
>NEET
>bitter virgin
>depressed

Well atleast i've been going to the gym a lot lately.

>> No.10032411

>22
>NEET
>no gf
>no friends
>live at home
>depressed
>kissless hugless virgin
>no big dick
>not good looking

save me

>> No.10032412

>>10032293
>>Nothing to look forward to in life except green text threads on 4chan

what are you even doing on /jp/? /jp/'s nowhere near epic enough for greentext, try /r9k/ ;)

>> No.10032417

>>10032394
Well quitting processed food was the first step for me and that improved my energy levels greatly. I haven't touched any sources of b12 in a long time (eggs, meat, milk, etc...) and my mood is far better than how it was back when I was a meat-eating NEET but it's probably mostly down to the abundance of other nutrients in my diet.

Take heed, NEETs: your diet is very important and I would suggest cutting out all processed foods asap. You won't be of any use in Gensokyo if you're a weak, malnourished greasy nerd.

>>10032382
Yeah, dude. Having a conscience is for faggots.

>> No.10032422

>Be NEET
>Friend goes to expensive University
>Meet up with him one night
>He talks about how his classes are pretty cool and I would like them
>Tells me I could even come and sit in and nobody would notice
>Get an idea
>Decide to sit in on classes at the Uni, not being enrolled
>He says this is a cool idea and he would be glad to give me a ride to the uni and back
>Go online, all the classes, times, and place it's held are available to the public
>Make a makeshift schedule
>Sit in on classes, making sure they're giant lecture halls with ~100 people
>Most entertainment I've had in weeks
Pic related it's my school supplies.

>> No.10032424

>neet
>can't find jobs
>everything requires ridicilous education
>even librarian and gardener
>no such thing as "apprentice" which would be better
>small steamboat toruisty stuff in my country
>reading article is newspaper
>"Usually near-retired people who shovel coal, hard to recruit, especially youngsters."
>well fuck i'd love to do something simple but different like that
>keep reading article
>small hope for future
>guy now shoveling coal is an old engineer
>one year course to get the certificate TO BE ABLE AND SHOVEL FUCKING COAL
I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD SO MUCH

>> No.10032427

>22 year old virgin,kissles
>College dropout
>NEET for 3 years, hikikomori for 1 year
>No friends at all
>$50 to my name
>Can't see without glasses
>spend all day smoking, lurking on 4chan and listening to trance.
>no hobies
>Schizoid disorder, borderline schizophrenia, antipsychotics, antidepresives everyday
>Piss into bottles in my room, Pile of faprags, smells like old cum inhere.
>Cry myself to sleep sometimes

Now get on my level

>> No.10032432

>27
>Have MSc in International Business, but never had a real job, currently a male model on contract in Malaysia too beta to have an interview, and haven't been employed in 3 years
>No real friends
>45 Ringgit ($14) to my name
>Can see pretty well
>6'2, 160 lbs
>No hobbies
>Have to move to a different country every three months, rarely get paid
>Live on less than $6 per day
>Share a room with 4 other people
>Racist, Aspie
>Basically NEET
>Haven't been laid in 2 weeks
>Eat one meal per day

>> No.10032434

>21
>highschool dropout (had a medical condition but that's an excuse)
>ugly, can't fix because it's the shape of my skull/ bone structure
>NEET
>virgin

>> No.10032438

>jacked off at least once a day since 11
>at around 16 started jacking off twice a day (when I woke up and before bed)
>now 23
>am NEET
>jack off at least 3 times a day, record is like 8 or 9
Yeah...

>> No.10032443

>dropped out of college
>unemployed (NEET)
>unless the employer is retarded they wouldn't take me on due to having no qualifications and work experience
>live with family so its not that bad
>occasionaly meet up with friends
>play Halo: Reach all day to keep away dem feels

>> No.10032452
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Is this some elaborate trolling?

>> No.10032455

>19
>finished HS, no college
>everyone is moving in different towns because of college while you stay home continuing living the life of a NEET
>tfw they're gonna be normals with wifes/husbands, kids and steady jobs while you're gonna be worthless skill-less piece of shit

>> No.10032457

>>10032452
I'm pretty sure.

>> No.10032458

>have plenty of friends, life is great
>stop talking to everybody
>full NEET for a year+
>time to be social again
>everybody is still kind of upset about me going ghost
>a few of my old friends talk to me, fewer hang out with me
>they're always out with each other having fun
>I ask to hang out, they're busy
>sit at home depressed out of my fucking mind
>look at facebook and twitter and them having fun and die inside
I hate my life, /r9k/, and it's my own fault.

>> No.10032459

>>10032452
At first I think it was some sort of childish retaliation but now that the janitor isn't here, I'm not really sure what to think.

>> No.10032461

>>10032452
>>10032458

>/r9k/

Yeah, copypaste

>> No.10032468

>>10032455
>College
>skills
Don't let them fool you.

>> No.10032490

I applied for four jobs last Tuesday. I'm tired of being a leech off my parents, but nobody's called me back. ;_;

>> No.10032496

>>10032490
you forgot your greentext

>> No.10032510

>>10032452
Spamming is hardly an elaborate form of trolling. It's pretty straight-forward.

>> No.10032538

Watch movie with dark atmosphere or just some horrors.

>> No.10032563

>>10032461
I wish he'd at least spam with some lewder greentext.

>> No.10032884

muh blogging thread ;_;

>> No.10032965

NEET Skype group for awkwardly sitting around
http://tinyurl com/bflc4lp

>> No.10033166

>>10032884
Pretty cool thread uh?

>> No.10033730

You did good, son.

>> No.10034034

age

>> No.10034034,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10033730
Blocked for saying this apparently, even though I was being sarcastic.
This janitor has to go.

>> No.10034034,2 [INTERNAL] 

epic

>> No.10034176

>>10034034
mage

>> No.10034216

420 smoke weed everyday

>> No.10034829

Fuck the NSJ

Choke on a hot pocket you fat turd

>> No.10034911

Listen to Linkin Park. Wouldn't be right without CRAWLINNNNNGGG.

>> No.10034959

>>10034176
image

>> No.10034970

>>10034829
Can you tell me why you hate these threads?
these are not "generals" in the sense that they're not chained, there aren't any annoying tripfags, there are no offsite links in the OP, they usually start off with a open question about a more or less interesting subject, and more importantly we don't ghost bump them from page 9 long after there's nothing left to discuss just to see how long we can keep them alive.
Are we keeping you from starting a thread about something you like by taking up space in the front page? Is that the issue here?
Is there anything I can do to make these threads more to your liking next time I start one?

>> No.10035102

It just happened /jp/, a year after my self-isolation began, I screwed up and got in an argument with my mother. She yelled at me then continued on to say "what the fuck do you plan on doing with your life, sitting downstairs fucking around forever?" I think I'm going to be sick, hold me /jp/...

>> No.10035108

>>10035102
Don't argue with your mum.

>> No.10035118

>>10035108
It was an accident, I haven't in such a long time and she was just stressed out. If I had just stayed in my room like usual it would have been fine

>> No.10035146

>>10034970
They suck lol faggot

>> No.10035212

>>10035102
>>10035118
I know how that can be, it's best to go apologize.
I usually do something like this
>I'm sorry I was just stressed and angry, being a loser who sits in their room all day can make you kind of crazy but I don't know what else to do.

>> No.10035229

I play shitty games until I get too angry to play them, or just bored.

It feels terrible afterwards.

>> No.10035234

>>10035212
Yeah I figured that was probably the best course of action, better suck it up and apologize than risk being thrown out.

>> No.10035235

I try to kill myself. Then I kind of get adrenaline to do stuff for a while after I fail. One day I won't, though.

>> No.10035251

>>10035234
it can be kind of tough but it's definatley the best thing to do. Hopefully they understand. Good luck anon.

>> No.10035317

>>10034970
"When you see nothing interesting, you can always hang out at the lifestyle thread. It is guaranteed to be full of feeling people."
The Jolly Crossboarder's Handibook, Ch 12, first paragraph

>> No.10035430

>>10035317
It's not supposed to be. These threads are supposed to be full of happy piss-bottling, floor-shitting, militant NEETs exchanging (preferably otaku-related) lifestyle advice. Sort of like a NEET /diy/.

I personally am not going to complain about this one thread because a little variety won't kill anybody, and I wonder how many NEETs are truly happy and not just being optimistic between episodes of depression. However, I think it's for the better that this is not something that's done often. This "darker NEET thread" appears to have markedly lower quality than the usual upbeat NEET lifestyle threads.

The vast majority of the posts are simply answering OP, with very little discussion at all. The discussion there is tend to be feel-esque in nature.

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10035519

>>10035430

>> No.10035576

>>10035430
>It's not supposed to be.
I know, but unfortunately we're dealing with reality. These threads do not require a certain degree of enthusiasm to appear interesting.

>> No.10035627

>tfw my mom keeps telling me to get a job

>> No.10035645

>>10035627
>live alone with mom
>want to move to another state
>mom complains and asks me not to abandon her here
>tell her to come with
>doesn't want to
>feel bad about being a leech neet
>mom wants me to be a leech neet
I'M SO CONFLICTED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DO I CHOOSE THE NEET LIFE BECAUSE I CAN OR DO I BECOME A REAL PERSON EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WANT TO.

>> No.10035657

>>10035645

You're a real person, NEET or not.

If you're worried about money or being able to support yourself when your mom is gone, research and work on that.

But be with her though. You get supported, and she stays happy.

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10035663

>>10035645
I think you know what to do.

>> No.10035686

>>10035657
Thanks for the input.
Half of me loves doing nothing more than sitting at home all day dicking around and the other part of me tells me that's wrong and I need to be "normal". Do things like get my own place and a job and all that. The other part of me doesn't want to leave my mom all alone in this horrible city so I can't flee from it.

I don't mean to clutter up the thread with my blog and problems.

>>10035663
Please no.

>> No.10035687

Wait it out. Sleep more than usual.

>> No.10035698

I talked with someone today. He asked me what I did on the computer all day. I just sat there with a poker face look for 5 minutes and then said video games. It was pretty stressful. He then started talking about the evils of porn or whatever. I now think he thinks I'm some kind of hardcore porn addict, which I am, just not of 3d. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

>> No.10035724

>>10035698
>He asked me what I did on the computer all day. I just sat there with a poker face look for 5 minutes and then said video games.
Why did I burst out laughing?

>> No.10035817

I talk to the little girls in my mind. I've been feeling like life has at least some merit to be lived with them around. I also tried out some meditation, i think it's the sort of thing that would help some of the fuckups that frequent this place; having a clearer mind and such.

>> No.10035859

>>10035817

I'm intrigues by the little girls, please tell us more?

>> No.10035962

>>10035698
How did you meet that someone?

>> No.10036004

>>10035962
An old friend of my father. We were in a park.

>> No.10036024

>>10036004
was it a he?

also it wouldn't be a problem if you had a superiority complex like I do. The only way I can imagine that playing out is me laughing at his faggotry.

>> No.10036070

>>10036024
How can you feel superior when you have less than everyone else? That's not to be taken offensively, I'm assuming your a neet/in school and not wealthy or anything.

>> No.10036085

>>10036070
im ASS-u-ming that your a faget lel

huh huh huh

>> No.10036114

>>10036085
That is a good example. I will try it next time.

>> No.10036180

>>10035859
Tulpae. Some threads here linked me to tulpa.info, and i tried making one since it seemed like cool shit and i had nothing to lose anyway. It would seem it actually works since now i've got four biatches living inside my mind, and my NEET time got a lot better since then. (I hardly come here anymore, for example). As a process it does require focus and craziness and dedication and shit, though.

>> No.10036256

>>10036070
Since when is "having less" a bad thing? Think of Buddha's teachings.

>> No.10036311

>>10036180
I did this a while back and decided to stop when they told me to paint their portraits. It was getting too weird

>> No.10036311,1 [INTERNAL] 

new blog thread?

>> No.10036311,2 [INTERNAL] 

lol thats a funny ass pic

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