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A niggerwizard appears and offers to take you to Gensokyo. However, he will only do so on the condition that all the Touhous get to see the entire contents of your hard drive through his negromancy.

Do you accept his offer?

>> No.10017475

Is negromancy powerful enough to break through 256bit encryption?

>> No.10017477

Is necromancy powerful enough to break through 512bit encryption??

>> No.10017481

That's the best deal yet, I think.

>> No.10017487

>>10017475
Yes.

I'll let him.
May the gods have mercy on my soul when I get there.

>> No.10017482

>>10017475
>>10017477

Yes

>> No.10017483

>>10017475
Niggers can break into anything.

>> No.10017485

>>10017475
*Niggerwizard casts rubber hose on nerdlord*

>> No.10017488

This is actually a subject I'm interested in. How do you think they'd feel about seeing what's inside of our hard drives?

They might avoid us, but. Reimu should still be indifferent right?

>> No.10017497

>>10017472
Good. I want Wriggle to know I think she's shit.

>> No.10017500

>>10017488
Reimu would think of us as perverted.

>> No.10017503

>>10017488
Thing is, it's not just the rape doujinshi of them I'm bothered about. I just think they would conclude I am a bad or uninteresting person.

>> No.10017504

I only have a few objectionable things saved.

Probably a few too many.

>> No.10017507

heh niggers LOL

>>>/b/

>> No.10017511

>>10017488
Would Reimu be relived or insulted that I have almost no pictures of her?

>> No.10017512

I don't save porn nor do I look at it.

All they would find is a few games and some random programs.

Fucking safe

>> No.10017523
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10017523

So, everyone in Gensokyo will know how much I love Okuu, including Okuu. That's great.

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>>10017512
>All they would find is a few games and some random programs.

"What a DORK!"

>> No.10017534

>>10017523
>walking your way to a blistering inferno bellow hell

>> No.10017538

of course they would think I'm real fucked up, but I'd still take it on the chance that a few of them wouldn't ostracise me forever.

>> No.10017542

In Gensokyo you would probably just end up living in the village anyway.

>> No.10017549

>>10017523
They'll most likely think you're creepy now.

>> No.10017552
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>>10017483

Made me laugh more than I should.

>>10017472

I would be regarded as so perverted I'd probably become gensokyo's god of perversion and sex like that guy with good tastes in restaurants who became a god of fortune for the food shops after landing there.

>MFW I'm now slanesh as a little girl with frilly clothes and a hat

I just hope the god of reimu's shrine isn't the god emperor of mankind.

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>>10017542
Then that means the girl on the right will know that I think she's cute.

>> No.10017577

>>10017552
>I just hope the god of reimu's shrine isn't the god emperor of mankind.

Pffft. Afraid of a corpse on a toilet?

>> No.10017578
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10017578

I hope she's flattered ;_;

>> No.10017581

>>10017578
Do you understand how creepy that is?

>> No.10017586

>>10017578
3 folders? Let me guess, lewd, lewder, and lewdest?

>> No.10017585
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>>10017577

Fucking heretics

>> No.10017593

>>10017581
>>10017549
There's nothing "creepy" about that you tryhard.

>> No.10017591

856 files of my favorite touhou. All my other touhou character folders have less than 100 files.

This ought to be fun. I accept.

>> No.10017598

>>10017586
>Portrait
>Group
>Wallpaper

I don't save lewd of her.

>> No.10017599
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10017599

>implying they don't realize men enjoy porn

>> No.10017602

>>10017578
How many of those pictures are pictures of owls?

>> No.10017609

>>10017607

a black little girl

>> No.10017603

>>10017593
How pathetic and naive.
If you walked up to a girl that you never talked with and all of a sudden show her a fucking lot of images of her doing lewd things she'd probably call the cops.

>> No.10017607

can negromancy make me into a little girl?

>> No.10017616

>>10017602
A couple, actually, some of them are kinda cute.

>> No.10017622

>>10017609
Little brown girls are the best!

>> No.10017629

What is a Negromancers weakness?

>> No.10017632

>>10017603
You act as though every Touhou picture ever is lewd and that everyone saves lewd images of Touhous.

>> No.10017638

>>10017632
Even if it's not lewd.
Seriously, what the hell do you think her reaction would be?
"Oh some stranger saved a fucking lot of images about me how nice"

>> No.10017648

what if the niggerwizard could look into your head and see how many times you've masturbated to everyone

wait you don't need a niggerwizard for that there's someone like that in gensokyo already

>> No.10017649

>>10017607
A Nubian princess.

>> No.10017653

>>10017603
In this feminist society maybe, but she is the one stupid enough to upload stuff on the internet and take pictures of herself in positions that welcome sexual perversions. In a better world cops wouldn't give a shit over dumb wimmin.

>> No.10017661

>>10017653
What if the girl in question had never actually done anything lewd, but legions of artists drew pictures of her getting fucked every which way anyway?

>> No.10017658

>>10017648
Actually I rarely masturbate to touhou stuff so it'll be fine. I'll fap to Satori for good measure though. It'll teach her to stay out of my thoughts unless she wants to see some shit starring her.

>> No.10017667

>>10017638
I'd be flattered in some alternate universe where someone is saving a lot of pictures of me and I found out.

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>>10017581
post em

>> No.10017673

>>10017638
So by your logic, anyone that has ever had their pictures posted by themselves or other people on the internet will automatically think you're creepy for saving them. You can stop talking now.

>> No.10017674

>>10017667
Yeah, that's because you're an ugly loser human waste thing that wants the attention of cute little girls.
But trust me it's not the other way around.

>> No.10017675

>>10017661
Sue them over copyright infringement.

>> No.10017670

>>10017653
I'm done with this discussion.
You people haven't been outside for over a century.

>> No.10017677

>>10017578
Only 97mb?

>> No.10017680

>>10017667
Yeah, but that probably has something to do with the fact that you're a shameless pervert.

>> No.10017684

>>10017674
>ugly loser human waste thing
That hurts my feelings a little, you should stop.

>> No.10017687

>>10017665
Why would you even bother censoring your name?

>> No.10017688

>>10017677
I am pretty picky.

>> No.10017693

>>10017687
it's actually my social security number

>> No.10017691

>>10017673
Stop seeing things from your point of view.
Not everyone is a pervert.

>> No.10017705

>>10017691
It's funny because I could say the exact same thing to you.

>> No.10017706

/jp/ would probably be tickled to know that a cute girl had been obsessively hoarding pictures of him

but not so much if was a three hundred pound hairy fat guy named bubba, who just moved into your neighborhood and would like to meet you

>> No.10017710

>>10017705
Except that I'm not seeing things from my point of view but that of an innocent girl who suddenly found out some creep has been saving art of her that she didn't know about and jacks off to her.

>> No.10017711

>>10017706
I'm not into yandere

>> No.10017712

>>10017706

But what if Bubba is a registered sex offender and is required to inform everyone. /jp/ will meet him whether he wants to or not.

>> No.10017714

>>10017706
Well everything is different when the creeper is an attractive one.

>> No.10017716

>>10017710
Just because you admire someone doesn't mean you wank to them. If you're speaking from your own experiences then that's your problem.

>> No.10017715

>>10017706

I'm pretty attractive so I don't think they'd mind.

>> No.10017718

>>10017472
There be powerful niggardry at work here.
But yeah, I'll take that black gentleman's offer.
How does a nigga turn into a wizard anyways, they don't live past 20 and, much less as virgins, so I imagine he dumped all into INT?

>> No.10017721

>>10017716
Do you jack off at all? To what?

>> No.10017722

>>10017716
Holy fuck why are you so narrow-minded?!

>> No.10017729

>>10017706
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE

>> No.10017730

In the real world, this would be known as "being a stalker," and most girls aren't into it unless they have rape fantasies and you're super handsome.

>> No.10017737

>>10017730
Oh but don't worry they won't be scared of you or anything, you're just "admiring" them after all right?

>> No.10017740

>>10017722
You're imposing your own vision of other people onto the thread, just because one likes a touhou doesn't *always* mean they want to wank to them. We do see characters as people, to an extent, and this allows us to view them more than just as sex objects.

>> No.10017746

>>10017737
My admiration is immense.

>> No.10017757

>>10017740
Are you retarded or what?
Listen fucktard.
Stop trying to pretend this is from my point of view.
This is reality.
Just fuck it, I give up with you you're beyond retarded and I hate having to resort to name calling but the way you keep repeating the same things and not wanting to accept reality is just... fuck, you're also completely misunderstanding everything.
Have you heard of the following words: creep and stalker.
If you did grats, you finally understand what I've been trying to tell you, if not fuck you I'm done for real.

>> No.10017760

What do idols think of their fans?

I don't think it's as negative as some people here think it would be.

>> No.10017761
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10017761

They will think it's fine since I only have nice looking images or cute ones :3

>> No.10017765

>>10017757
see
>>10017760
And stop being afraid of women.

>> No.10017772

>>10017718
I'm black and well on my way to wizardry. You act like the hood doesn't have broadband.

>> No.10017773

>>10017765
Being an idol is a choice, though. You're voluntarily giving up all your privacy. Only people with a certain personality would go into it, and you know it's happening.

>> No.10017767

>>10017757
You're arguing with a different person now, "fucktard".
I was done with you after >>10017705

>> No.10017768

>nigger wizard
how does this have 70+ posts.....

>> No.10017769

>>10017765
You completely ignored my point again.
I'm crying anon, you've did this to me.

>> No.10017774

>>10017767
The post you replied to wasn't me.

>> No.10017826

>>10017772
What are your stats, If I may inquire?

>> No.10017916

>>10017826
5'10, 22, 176, 11, and I haven't measured my 3 sizes in a year, so I don't remember.

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10017931

So just to get this straight:
Girls take provocative pictures of themselves and upload them to public websites (I count social networking sites as "public" here) and they would be "creeped out" (I still don't understand what that involves) if they found out men masturbated to those pictures?

Since women try to look good, shouldn't this be seen as an honor? Even if the man was unattractive. If I was an artist and someone liked my art, I would be grateful even if they had poor taste or were a terrible artist themselves.

>> No.10017955

>>10017773
How does this not apply to social network sites or displaying photographs in general? It's opt-in.

>> No.10018011

I don't make deals with colored folk.

>> No.10018026

>>10018011
"Pick this cotton and I won't shoot you" is a good deal.

>> No.10018022

>>10017931
wow milk has nice breasts

>> No.10018748

>>10017931
The 2hus didn't upload their pictures to the internet though.

The 3dpd equivalent is more like taking their pictures off facebook, then shooping their faces into porn that you like to fap to, or something.

>> No.10018923

>>10017638
you're forgetting that in their world, they don't really have a "computer culture" akin to the one that we have, and their "oh, they have pictures of me" reaction might be a different reaction to the one we're used to.

"oh, this otherworldly device has visual images of me? wow, how amazing! tell me more about how this thing works!"

>> No.10018949

>>10018923
Maybe if it's Nitori.

>> No.10018992

>>10017931
That's the most Latina person I have seen in years.

>> No.10019017

>>10017931
If you slap a woman on the ass and say she has nice tits, she'll be happy, but externally she'll slap you to keep up her pure appearance, unless she is a slut.

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