/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9982882
Will the "holy water" work on vampires?

Japan...

There is a limit and you crossed it.

>Working woman leg
Oh yes.

nice fake link ;)

The fuck is "holy water"?

>>9982890
JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

xDDDDD

>using proper unicode citation marks

“autism”

>>9982904

When can I buy smell of cock?

If only Clammy were here...

>>9982909
Who are you quoting?

The high school girl armpit smell should be good.
The rest is just, what the hell?

>>9982919
Huh? I was about to go back to sleep.

>>9982922
you're mother while i fuck her lmao

>>9982924
That should be bundled with Reimu dakimakuras.

>>9982954
Yes.
>>9982958
epic meme dude

>>9982954

I'll take the armpit.
Next in line is the leg.

>>9982946
Good morning Clammy!

>>9982904
``holy water'' or 「聖水」It's a jap codeword for urine.
Also tamatoys a shit.

>>9982890
Reedit pls go

what was the name of that site that sells onaholes? I always think it's nhl.com but that's the football site

>>9983086

en.nls

>>9983119
thanks, have a cake ^^

>>9983119

Can I trust that site?

Their English is a little wonky.. what are the chances they'd fuck up my delivery?

>>9983137
>w<

>>9983137
>^^
Leave.

>>9983137
Please don't use emoticons.

>>9983159
*glomps* ^^
>>9983160
>>9983171
no cake for you :F

>>9982890
you don't belong here newfaggot

>>9983253

No really. I already know about this spray shit like this one >>9982912

I just didn't know they had different smells like buttholes.

How old is the boy?
This is important

>>9983310
He's a 400 year old vampire with the body of an 8 year-old.

>>9983300
they smell nice when they are clean

>>9983336
They smell like nothing when they're clean, faggot

>>9983171
>>9983160
There's nothing wrong with emoticons guys

>>9983160
>>9983171
ZUN uses ^^. So do most Japanese.

Stop trying so hard to fit in (´･ω･`)

>>9983332
No need to make things up, it's not a girl so lusting over the young ones is fine

>>9983389
You are right, but if you want to be taken serious instead of looking like a huge faggot you should stop

>>9983389
There's nothing wrong with kaomoji is what you mean.

>>9983473
Yeah actually

>>9983406
too lewd

I would sample each of them

>w<

>>9989284
Thanks for bumping this epic thread.

Aren't all of those scents just old sake?

High school girl arm pit and “Holy water” of high school girl. The rest is just wtf.

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/153643673.htm

>>9989438

>>9989438
"Nice" imageboard. No-one seems to even post images. Fucking gooks can't do anything right.

I upvoted it on reddit.
(I-is it made with real boy's anus? I don't want anything fake...)

The Smell of a company employee sole

>>9982882

The Smell of a School girl Anus

What are some other japanese imageboards I can actually post on.

Futaba detects any free proxy I throw at it.

There's only one way to test these for accuracy.

>>9989647
Bring them to a police station and let them check it for DNA traces?

>>9989660

No silly... You need a baseline control.

i do NOT want to smell like that!

>>9989746
Those are for onaholes, you powerspod.

我々日本人は韓国人に酷い事をした
我々日本人は世界中に恥を晒した

我々日本人は最低の民族である

How the fuck do you even contain a smell in a bottle?

>http://may.2chan.net/b/res/153643673.htm
Japan, we are not trying to be mean. We are just appalled that such a thing could exist.

But is it really that surprising?
>>9989762
This is not a new invention.

Wont a boy's anus just smell like shit? Why would you pay for shit scent?

Something I would pay for though, is the scent of an older woman. Like a late 30's lady, they always smell so nice in real life I almost enter a trance, but maybe that's just their perfume.

>>9989762
Really?

>>9989771
It smells also like sweat, anal juice and hormones.

>High school girl arm pit

Fuck yeas.
God bless the free market.

>>9982882
>“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” Scented Oil on Sale
God DAMN. I was trying not to fap and now I can't stop touching myself.

>>9989757
agreed.

>>9989770
Back to reddit.

>>9989770
>Japan, we are not trying to be mean
Yes we are. Japan is shit.

>>9989770
>We are just appalled that such a thing could exist.

Get jaded.

>>9989770
>We
Please don't talk for me, thank you.

All the amazon reviews for these things say they just smell like cheap supermarket sake.

>いえーい　4chanのみんなー　みてるー？
はーい～　みているんだｰ

>>9989757

Go home, Corea.

I masturbate to scat on a regular basis so yes, the boy anus scent would definitely be on my list.

I would also get working woman leg and highschool girl armpit and holy water scent as well.

I-Is it safe to come out now?
Are...are they still watching us?

>>9990160
Any recommendations?

>>9990427
damp nut sack

>>9990427
Not him but...
Anything with Aoi Yuuki/ Haruhi Ibuki. There's also some nice stuff on Mothhurrerless.

>>9989757
Pls leave subhuman Corean scum.

>>9989770
>We are just appalled that such a thing could exist.
So you gullible goyim believe in the false holocaust of Jews but you won't believe that Japan sells smell in a bottle? Never change goyim dogs.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>9990427
you can find a lot of stuff on eroprofile as well.

As for doujins, radiohead, jam kingdom, gold dust, saotome laboratory makes some good stuff for starters.

>>9990501
that post was made by a filthy gaijin. not by a glorious nippon.

>>9989757
go home Zapanes

>>9990658
Forgot Dokoro-san

>>9991659
>Dokoro-san
Oh yeah he does some good stuff too. Was just naming some stuff off the top of my head. There are still some plenty other good artists out there.

Please wait.
Japanese all the members do not like this.

>>9991706
What?

>>9991724
He's saying some of them prefer different scents.

>>9991728
Well he should have said it in english.

Do not order this it smelling bad. Use your own sweat it is best than this.

>>9991735

You don't belong here if you can't read quasi-SOV Engrish intuitively.

>>9991744
I can read what they were trying to convey but that should not have been the case in the first place if they typed proper english.

>>9991740
So I guess it is true that they say it smells like bad sake?

I just want everyone here and on Futaba to know that if you Paypal $50.00 to me I will gladly ship you a bottle of my own rectal mucous via EMS.

>>9991780

Stop whining.

>>9991815
no

When Japan perfects their robots and everyone has a robot partner, this is the kind of shit we're going to need to capture the spirit of authenticity. How can you go at it with your shota-bot without the smell of a boy's anus? This is the future. This is cutting edge, but the world isn't ready for it yet.

One day, we will all have lolis. Hell, by that point we could probably project our consciousness into the robo-loli body. One day.

>>9991785
Looks interesting.