/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9984925
Pic saved

>>9985386
Thanks for the update.

>>9984925
I don't believe it.

>>9986167
Why is Legend of Zelda being posted on the Touhou board?

Parsee is the best

She is my queen

>>9986187
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSYtlMUzPE

>>9984925
So jealous of the normal residents that can move on, where your tethered to a bridge and caged your mind? Stupid fucking "green-eyed monster", you're a laughing stock in comparison to other proper organisms and even the dead. You should just stay under your bridge, you are disgusting, useless and nobody will ever love you again, you viciously clingy bitch.

You aren't cute at all.

>>9986194
Is she stuck under the actual bridge or does there just happen to be a bridge over where she lives?

For example if someone dismantled and moved the bridge somewhere else will she have to move to its new location or will she just stay there?

>>9986206
She was told to wait at the bridge by her lover, but he never came back. But she stills waits there being all crazy and shit.

So I guess she'd just stay there.

>>9986210
Will she stop being crazy and pisses if he comes back or is the damage already done? Will she accept him or kill him?

>>9986218
She'll jump on his dick.

>>9986222
But will she stop being all jealous and bitter afterwards?

>>9986218
Well she is still waiting for him, so I guess she'll still love him.

Unless some other handsome man goes and hangs out with her, you could NTR that guy like HELL.

>>9986227

Finally, a girl I'd have a chance with!

>>9986227
Imagine if the guy finally comes back just as she gets attached to another guy too. He couldn't help not being able to return, he was a POW in another country and had to make his way back on foot through a hostile country after escaping.

Real jelly

Parsee seems like she would be difficult to handle as a lover. I've been trying to think of activities to keep her occupied and satisfied to avoid her somewhat self-destructive nature.

There's not a whole lot to do under a bridge though.

I'd like it to be an intimate and gentle activity. All I've come up with so far is to let her brush my teeth. I wouldn't mind reciprocating, of course. Depending on how possessive she is we might end up having to sharing the same toothbrush though.

>>9986772
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>>9986777
In my head canon parsee is my perfect wife, respect my choices

>>9986786
No.

Parsee baby, why you gotta wait for the Jap man to come back to you on da bridge, when you have me and my Supra?

;_;

>>9986791
Wow, rude.

>>9986786
>canon parsee is my perfect wife

But you said she was Tsundere just before, stop confusing my mind pls.

parcy is the craziest touhou wwww

hnnnnnnnnnng

Parsee is one of the cutest touhou along with Nue, Kogasa, Koakuma and Tenshi.
Would adopt as a daughter and take care of.

She welcomes everyone with a smile and makes small talk.

>>9986406
People don´t just get it:
When a girl with a broken heart trust you she becomes more lovely. And you can see her true-happy smile whenever she looks at you. There is nothing more satisfying than that.

>>9986532
I think she's laughing at you here after throwing you off the bridge.

>>9986185
translate it, weaboos

>>9986185
Translate it, weeaboos

>>9986894
the pleasure of motto

>>9986406
I think I'd rather go the tranquilizer and taser rout with her handling.

>>9986761


CRAZY

>>9986922
DON'T CALL ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9986406
Would you stick the toothbrush in her vagina and brush her insides?

>>9986218
CRAZY PARCY

>>9986931
2crazy

>>9986227
"The "Hashihime" is a mythical youkai that appears in various Japanese texts. After her husband left her and married another woman, the jealous and enraged Hashihime prays to the gods for revenge. A priest tells her a way: She has to dress herself in red and paint her face with the same color, her hair arranged with seven loops and crowned with a burning brazier, then spend 21 days under the Uji bridge while holding a metal rod. So deep was her rage and jealousy, that she actually did the entire process, becoming a vengeful youkai driven by jealousy that only appears in the vicinity of bridges that cross over water. She appears to loving couples, threatening to kill them both unless they break up right there and then. There is also a famous Noh Play about this mythological creature."

She hates his guts, she'll probably rip his entrails out and hang from trees when she sees him.

I am not crazy... really!

>>9986926
YOUR THE CRAZIEST PERSON IN ALL OF GENSOKYO!

>>9986911
何よ！こういうのは私なんかじゃない
もっとかわいい子にやってあげなさいよ！
は？嫉妬？　違うし！いみわかんないし！

>>9986995
Thank you.

>>9986988
No...this is not true!

Parsee is like a beautiful flower waiting to bloom into a beautiful swan

lewd panties

>>9986979
YES YOU ARE!!!

>>9986236
That'd be terrible.

>>9986737
..for the guy.

Parsee may be tsundere but tsunderes are the best IMOTBQH

>>9987016
>>9987033
Maybe she has brain problems after a trauma.

>>9987016
YES IT

>>9986744
I think she's more Yandere than Tsundere, dude.

Stop believing in fanon stuff. Also, her and Yuugi have never met.

>>9986744
At least in my canonical fanfiction headmate storyline

>>9986761
You're too slow

>>9987059
There was no other women, dude, that's just rude.
He said like "yo biz, wait at this arch-shaped pathway thing and I'll call yo to come meet up later, till then don't move from here, iite? werd."

But he probably did end up fucking some crazy mad bitches later on, what a fucking g-unit.

>>9987076
ISN'T

>>9987116
YES SHE IS THE CRAZIEST

>>9987076
Pffft, she can't Take Yuugi with just a knife.

>>9987059
He can't help it. The other girl has bigger tits and more money.

>>9987059
"I won't be happy until everyone is miserable."
-Kaguya

>>9987159
Everyone! Look! She is the crazy one!
You see? I am not crazy! She is the real crazy here!

>>9987346
You're equally crazy.

>>9987211
And thats why you have AIDS for all eternity.

>>9987346
good job you found me!!!

NOW LET ME TAKE AWAY YOUR JEALOUSY AND YOUR SUFFERING

>>9987374

>>9987374
Mokou, don't you know that nobody could ever like a homeless vagrant such as yourself?

>>9987059
So Parsee always had knife ears?

Please no roleplaying.

>>9988401
This is America, I'll do what I want.

>>9988404
No, this is the Internet.

>>9988409
This is the Internet, I'll do what I want.

>>9988404
>I'll do what I want.
ICH MACHE WAS ICH WILL!

>>9986988
Hey, you saved it with the filename I gave it.
Why does something that minor make me happy?

>>9989774
ERST WENN DIE WOLKEN SCHLAFEN GEHEN

>>9989787
i love you

>>9986942
Please don't cry Pursee ;~;

parcy = parsee = CRAZY = UBER FUCKING CRAZY = YOU ARE THE CRAZIEST CARATER TO EVER EXSISTED IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSES AND ALL UNIVERSES


YOUR SO FUCKING CRAZY
YOU BEEN SEALED UNDERGROUND FOR BEING SO CRAZY

Parsee = Parcy = ParC = ParCRAZY

She's not crazy guys. She just needs someone to hang out with! Who volunteers?

I'd be her husbando... all we would need is some bridge insulation, internet, power and NEET-enabling servants.

I never leave my room now as it is.

>>9991906
I think she needs a bit more than "Hanging out".

I hope the volunteer is willing to devote all his alone time to "Parsee time", of course, you could just ignore her, but you'll have to give her a kiss/hug every now and then, without getting annoyed by her presence.

>>9992002
What does someone who lives on a bridge do for fun?

>>9991906
I will. I'll make sure to have plenty of tranquilizers and a strong taser with me for when she gets out of control.

Glorified bridge troll

>>9984925
Sorry but I can´t let this thread die.

>>9999155
Why?

>>9999159
PARCY IS SOO CRAZY

>>10001945
But you almost let it die again.

I want a cute daughter like Parsee.

>>10002003
>I want a crazy daughter like Parsee.

I want to fuck Aya and have Parsee jealously masturbate while watching.

>>10002010
too lewd

>>10002010
Why Aya?

>>10002118
Because I like her legs. It could be any character, but Aya is my preference.

>>10002143
>legs
>Aya is my preference
Nobody likes Alice.

>>10002186
loli alice

DON'T CALL ME "CRAZY"!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10003302
But it's a compliment. Mentally unstable folks are usually more interesting.

>>10003344
Heh, I know your type.

>>10003372
What type?

>>10003372
Do tell. I've always wanted to know my type.

>>10003375
>>10003383
Which one of you? I'm confused...

>>10003393
Both of us. You're a genius fortune teller. You have never been wrong.

>>10003399
I've never been wrong indeed... But I don't tell fortune. But I can predict it from present. Anyway...
Your type might be hard for you to understand. But I'll assume you do. You might not be insane but still always been strange and feel attraction towards for those who are insane and obscure things. So, your type is something like white middle-class emo-chick? Would be quite close.

>>10003423
Wow that's kind of creepy. While they aren't my type those are usually the type of people I end up befriending in MMOs.

I'd say my type is someone dim witted that can enjoy my stupid sense of humor though.

>>10003427
And that was only shortened version.

>>10003438
Nigga das crazy. Crazier than Parsee.

>>10003302
parcy is the craziest wwwww

>>10003344
this is true^o^

Why can I not find any Parsee stuff to buy anywhere... I'm pretty excited for the Griffon Figure, but there must be buttons, stickers or SOMETHING Parsee related out there!

>>10004887
Parsee and Yuugi share the same no-merchandise problem it seems ;_;

>>10004902
Only Yuugi seems to have even less.

>>10004902
>>10005394
When is Parsee's Griffon fig coming out? I'm still rotted that I procrastinated on getting their Hatate fig.

>>10005422
Probably the same time Futo comes out.

Never. ;_;

>>10005425
It's strange because less popular characters like Iku get to have figs too. I thought Yuugi would have been popular enough for something judging by the fan art.

What is the story behind that guy and his 800 shaking neko Parsee?

I lost my Parsee folder

Thanks for this thread

>>10008068
How can you lose a folder?

>>10008140
Forget where you put it last, and it suddenly disapear until you move places and you find it back behind some furniture nobody uses,

I really like her outfit.

you see, we are all crazy here.

>>10008140
I had it on a flash drive that I lost

I might've backed up the truecrypt folder it was in but that'll be in my external hard drive and I don't wanna be bothered to poke around in that