/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Looks like /r9k/ to me hombrero

Wow that's a lot of monster cans.
I hear if you drink enough of those, your pee turns into syrup...

Isn't that game from 2008 or something like that
Or maybe I'm confusing it with that other Hiki RPG that launched in august. Or I'm getting really bad with dates.

>I'm so lonely...
Yeah, definitely /r9k/.

>>9985610
You will never be a fujoshi maid kicked to death by Japanese fascists on the mean streets of Tokyo, after working construction all day.

>monster
I think only normals drink that

truneets sip redbull

>>9985637
It's all about the cheap home brand energy drinks and water bottles.

>>9985631
Who might you be quoting?

>>9985629
My pee is green whenever I drink monster.

>>9985637
>>9985647
What kind of NEET drinks energy drinks? Why do you need energy? In what way is that frugal? You must be the worst NEETs ever.

>>9985637
Why are energy drinks and soda so popular? They're just glorified sugar water. I can't imagine drinking anything other than water.

>>9985637
Redbull tastes awful. There's actually a couple decent flavors of Monster.

>Hikkikomori RPG
>Hikkikomori
>>>/gaia/
>>>/facebook/

>>9985664
Ever try mixing water with sugar?
That stuff is gross.

>>9985664
Anything? Not even something like milk or tea?

I personally love energy drinks.
Not for the energy but for the taste.
No other drink tastes quite like it.
It's a weird but good tangy taste.

>>9985670
I need the energy to be able to take three flights of stairs to get back to my room.

>>9985685
what the HELL, your house has 3 floors?

>>9985654
As you can tell from my post, I was referring, or replying to your post of 9985610, but did not "quote" or misuse the quote function, in relation to any content.

This is called referentiality, as I clearly referred to your image of a Fujoshi Maid, and your name of Hobo Girl.

>>9985681
I mean as my primary drink. Milk and tea are fine, as are energy drinks and soda occasionally, but I can't imagine having it every time you're thirsty. I just don't get that.

>>9985691
Yeah, I should really start saving my autism bux instead of throwing it at shiny stuff so I can move out.

>>9985670
I drink them because they taste good.

>>9985694
Yeah I noticed that you didn't even quote, just the sentence structure gave me that greentext vibe.
Quite embarrassing

>>9985712
>

I hate "hikikomoris" who are always bemoaning their social anxiety and how they don't have a girlfriend and other such rubbish. They are truly the worst.

>>9985712
>>9985712
I am quite happy to continue naming your ten desires, and their unfulfilability. Samsara.

>>9985738
It's okay, we don't need to make this more awkward as it is

I don't get that game. I reach the battles in the supermarket, and can't find a way to survive in there.

I don't drink energy drinks or soda because they are only good when they are fresh out of the fridge, after 15 minutes they get warm

I like to sip and savor my drinks, so I just go with the basic water to avoid that problem.

Sometimes I drink warm tea because thats easier to just sip while its really hot and finish it when it becomes a nice temperature.

>>9985721
It's totally like me! I feel like I belong somewhere hahahahaha.

>6 years later

Yeah, problems solved, by suppression.

That was such a terrible game. I loved the concept, but the battle system is broken as hell.

>>9985783
You mean HELL
If you're going to post here you can at least learn your mee mees

>>9985629
Some girl died recently after drinking two of them.

>Lucky Star
>Haruhi
>Gurren Lagann
sure is /jp/

>>9985869
Haruhi is a light novel so it is /jp/-related

>>9985796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IO1fuumcOJ

>>9985889
Barely.

I'm I the only one who hates the 'truNEET', kinda secret club mentality?

I'm not a lonely NEET but sometimes the mentality against them here annoys the fuck out of me and I leave for like an hour

>>9985916
lmao look at this spergcommander

THAT NIGHT IN TORONTO
AND THAT JIGABOO ON THE HORSE
HE WAS RIDING ON HORSEBACK AND KEEPING ORDER RESTORED

>>9985916
>I leave for like an hour

Do some people really still feel lonely after a couple years of being a NEET or is this whole loneliness thing just something that weekend NEETs whine about?

I think that the brain is highly adaptable and it adapts to solitude after awhile. I used to feel a bit lonely about six years ago, but it stopped one day. I just don't feel it anymore.

>>9985938
Please submit this to The April Readers' poetry section.

>>9985965
Obviously you don't feel it all the time, but there are plenty of things that can trigger it.

Like waking up from a nice dream about interacting with a 2D girl you like.

>>9985965
I don't need to talk to people, but it's nice to do sometimes, as long as it is with someone nice. I don't really mind it either way.

>>9985977

>Like waking up from a nice dream about interacting with a 2D girl you like.

Why not just bring her into reality? Lucid dreaming, meditating on her intensely for hours, possibly throw in some hallucinogens to loosen your grip on reality if you're not having much progress.

I'm lucky enough to be schizotypal so it was relatively easy for me, but I think anyone can bring a 2D friend into reality if they chisel away at their sanity a little.

>>9985965
>after a couple years
most people who feel lonely have only done so for around a year.

I wish I was NEET now.

>>9985999
Most people are sane enough that it isn't an option.

>>9985977
lol do weebs really dream in 2D?

how pathetic

>>9986013

I don't really think that sanity is something that is carved in stone though, you can always lower it a bit. For example, those people in those old dungeon prisons would go insane all the time. Put even the most sane person in total isolation in a dark room for a long period of time and they'll naturally develop this and start talking to people that aren't really there.

>>9986026
It's hard to say. It's kind of like a mix of both.

>>9985637
It's all about fucktons of water and booze.

And you call yourself a "truNEET"? Don't make me scoff.

>>9985999
I learned some advanced meditating techniques from some old senile guy a while back, but I'm too lazy to do it right now.
Maybe some other day.

>>9986026
I dream in text.

>>9986051
step aside people, king of nerds coming though

>>9986038
When you turn 2D into 3D usually gets ugly, see Kigurumi, does your mind warp the images to the point the ugly becomes beautiful?

>>9985637
More like Red bullshit.

>>9986054
I think he just meant 2D as in fictional. People in your dreams aren't real.

Does anyone else rarely dream in first person?

I almost always see myself in a third person perspective when I dream. It's the same camera angle as most third person RPGs. I rarely hear voices in dreams either, I can remember at least several dreams where all communication took place through a small text chat window like I was dreaming inside of an online game.

>>9986082
When was the last time you talked to a human being?

>>9986082
I dream in third person, but as I said, I dream in text.

>>9986084

Sometimes I say hello to my mother before I go to bed, but by that time she's usually at work.

>>9986082
I had dream where I'm google chrome and I get bullied on /jp/

>>9986082
I don't see myself in my dreams, but in most dreams I'm staring at the computer or talking to someone online.

>>9986095
You should talk to her more. She probably doesn't have any friends.

>>9986082

All of my dream are either me doing things on the computer, dreaming about waking up and walking around the house, or for some reason dreaming about people that I knew in junior high nearly eight years ago. I was homeschooled through highschool so I don't have highschool dreams.

>>9986111
I don't think school people popping up is odd. You probably don't have many other "character" options due to not getting out.

>>9986082
The other day I realized that my dreams are mostly some sort of mixture of stuff that has happened lately and left a big impression on me. For example, if I see a bird bumping against my window, I'd probably dream of that. Now, when I say mostly is because there are a few exceptions:
It happens to me every once in a while that in my dream appears a person. Somebody I've never heard or seen before. It can be an old woman, a kid, whatever, the thing is how clearly I can make out this person, no blurry faces or anything. I can hear their voice, feel their breath, their warm, I can even see the slightest wrinkle or pimple in their faces and they all feel so real and lucid. The part that worries me is that these people that appear, are people that I've never ever seen before, and are most likely a product of my imagination. When you try to consciously picture a person's face from scratch in your imagination, it always ends up looking like some Eldritch Abomination, it seems that the brain is just incapable of doing it, but for some reason in my dreams I see people, perfectly normal people created by my subconscious, you could just take them out of my dreams and place them in reality and they'd be just like another human being. This seriously creeps me out sometimes /jp/.

>>9986082
My dreams are usually third person, it sometimes changes though. I don't about you guys, but I also have dreams in Japanese, really started after I started learning the language, before that I might have heard some phrases that I knew but not that often. Now it's full on Japanese, and I sometimes have trouble remembering exactly what was going on when I wake up. It's funny when I wake up though because of what happens, or who's in my dream. One time I had a dream I was hanging out with Ika Musume, and even in my dreams she said things like なイカ, and でゲソ.

>>9986208
Pretty cool stuff, dude.

How can I dream more often?

>>9986327
Sleep for 15 hours.

>>9986327
sleep more

>>9985999
Heh, there's actually a name for this now. It's called a tulpa.

>>9985999
It's really difficult to do this for the average person. I would probably need hallucinogens to accomplish it and I'm saving up the money right now. I just have to find the perfect waifu to bring into reality...

>>9986054
Your mind is powerful enough to make realistic 3D version of 2D.

>>9986327
You dream plenty you just don't remember. Set an alarm to wake you up during REM.

Why does my sweet little Hobo Girl-chan always post when I'm not around? It's quite frustrating.

>>9986352
Then it's 3D, not 2D, so why did you even mention 2D in the first place?

>>9986354
Performative pseudo MPD.

Also, she's a proven whore.

>/jp/

>get a job
or
>lock yourself in a room, live in poverty and off the charity of others while deliberately inducing schizophrenia to make friends, shit every and live in decay and filth until you pick option 1 or die.

that's one thing i've never understood. doing half the shit you twats talk about isn't taking it easy AT ALL.

>>9986371
Ballin' e'ery day niggahs.

/jp/ - Chubby Hikkikomori girls with big squishy breasts who never leave their rooms and have nervous breakdowns if they see another person and they sit around in their sticky panties all day smelling bad!

>>9986371
I'm pretty well off actually.

>>9986371
The two aren't mutually exclusive.

For example, you could get a work from home job that doesn't pay very well and you have to lock yourself in a room, live in poverty and off the charity of others while deliberately inducing schizophrenia to make friends, shit every and live in decay and filth.

I dreamed that Rinnosuke decapitated Daiyousei, who was then bisected by Mystia, who was exterminated by Reimu, who was at the time surrounded by thousands of Marisa Dollfie Dreams, all of which were holding a single amulet.

It's a good thing all them will eventually regenerate.

My favorite 2D showed up in my dreams last night, but I didn't want to bother her so I didn't talk to her. Some day.

>>9986390
jobs where you work from home tend to not pay properly, as far as i've seen.

and what i'm really trying to say is that this whole TRUNEET thing and the war on normality is literally pointless and meant to impress other TRUNEETS with how neet they can be, kind of like /fit/ and lifting weights.

it's ultimately a construct made by the people on here and 2chan and isn't any more or less valid than having 2.5 kids/wife/whitepicket fence

>>9986398
thats really deep man good luck

>>9986371
Actually, my parents' basement is pretty nice.

>>9986413
Compensation behaviour for a debilitating mental illness is normal dude, suck at sports, dude.

>>9986413
You don't need proper pay if you're living with your parents. It's enough to support my hobbies.

>>9986456
Cute image dude.

>>9986456
You still have to save up for when they die and retirement. Unless they have a really good life insurance policy.

>>9986371
Being schizophrenic is quite enjoyable. I don't know why people look down on it.

>>9986465
Three cheers for social democracy.

>>9986413
In 50 years having a job will be seen as weird and robots will do everything. The NEET revolution is nigh!

>>9985605
Post more screen-caps.

>>9986477
They said that 50 years ago, mate.

>>9986480
Soon

>>9985999

>possibly throw in some hallucinogens to loosen your grip on reality if you're not having much progress.

Which type of hallucinogen would be the most useful for this?

>>9986726
I think some ketamine with a psychedelic would be good.

>>9986810
Have you considered 36 hours of zazen?

Fuck this game I give up

>>9985637
Redball is besto.

>>9986462
Why would you make a positive comment with sage in the email field? Are you trying to be ironic?

>>9986883
Do you even know what sage is meant to be used for? Please do not start this again.

>>9985965
I think it's because even the faintest hope of stopping the loneliness disappears after a few years, and your subconscious gives up.

>>9986490
I would think LSD or something similar. With enough LSD use people usually get HPPD but it's somewhat expensive.

>>9986564
LSD is way to safe, smoke DMT

This is a one way journey into madness.

>>9986887

>>9986043
This sounds just like a VN premise. Can you share your knowledge?

>>9986578
What about salvia? I hear that shit can fuck you up if you take it long enough at reasonable doses.

>>9986887
It's for people who don't know how to nokosage.

>>9986591
Do you want to go slow, or do you want to go fast.

Gensokyo is waiting for you—today!

>>9986637
Can I get there without dying?

You can go to Flonyard, you just need a kemonomimi to summon you.

>>9986490

Any psychedelic would probably work fine. It'll get you into an altered state of mind that will make it a lot easier to do the abstract and imaginative meditation that this would require, but you will still retain enough control to remember who you are and what you were planning to do.

Deliriants would most likely not help at all. On one hand you might actually see the 2D character that you're trying to bring into reality, but on the other hand you will be so fucked up and confused that it's far more likely that you will have no idea what's going on, completely forget what you were planning to do, and see a bunch of terrifying and unrelated hallucinations for several hours.

I don't have experience with dissociatives so I don't know if they would be beneficial.

>>9986479
Do you even PS Triple?

>>9986915
Not sure if I remember this correctly but the basic technique is to sit with your back straight first of all. Then you close your eyes.
Focus on breathing in and out through your nose. If you're breathing properly you should have your stomach protrude outwards before your upper torso. Focus on the fact that the air going in your nose is cool and it's slightly warmer once you exhale. Someone deep in focus can have a stick of dynamite go off near them and not even notice. Of course, that's someone at the master level of meditation but we're getting there. Keep focusing on the air going through your nose. Don't let anything distract you. The trick to this is to be relaxed, but to stay alert at all times. A lot of people that do this fall asleep after 10-20 or so minutes of doing this. Stay alert, and pay attention only to the air flowing through your nose. Do this for as long as you feel it's necessary. I recommend at least 10 minutes of meditation every session.