/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because they are disgusting.

>>9948873
Fuck you, dude.

Japan likes fat men.

Sumo is a cherished lifestyle.

>>9948888
But don't sumo get fat by a "healthy" method? And by healthy I mean not greasy Maccas grub and the like.

Everyone should hate fat girls

It's gross as HELL

how would you feel if your daughter was a fat fuck?

>>9948911
They choose die die earlier so that you can receive better cuddles from them.

Your attitude is gross as HELL.

>>9948918
"Better" is a subjective term when it comes to hugs

Being a wheezing, unfit disgrace to her species is not

>>9948909
No, they eat tons of calories and sleep off humongous lunches of beer and rice seasoned with crispy pieces of animal fat.

Sumo wrestlers are incredibly strong and probably exercise more than most fat men, but their hearts pay a similar price.

>>9948916
I'd give her some exercise if you catch my drift.

>>9948916
Change her diet.
She can't eat outside if I don't give her any money so she'll have to eat what I cook.
Being fat is unhealthy, I don't want my precious daughter to die of a heart attack.

>>9948946
Well are we talking "fat that consume features fat" or just "thicker than regular, healthyfat"?

>>9948864
>Why does Japan hate fat girls?
Pretty sure every country hates fat girls, but other countries are too lazy to give a fuck see: America.

Fatties are gross. Chubbies on the other hand.

>>9948950
To me, "Fat" means full blown pig disgusting amerifat.

People overweight, but not obese, are acceptable.

What would it be like to come up from behind Rihoko and press your crotch strongly against her plump, soft butt while hugging her tightly?

>>9948975
Why did you save that image?

Rihoko isn't fat. She is chubby.

>>9948989
Because mockery of emo poetry makes me laugh?

>>9948982
Like bags of sand

>>9948975
I see.
I don't really use the word fat either, I've taken to calling it "healthy".

At least we're on the same page now.

There's a serious lack of good threads right now.

>>9948991
Can you get a better sense of humor or something?

>>9948996
That's just a silly euphemism. If you want something lighter, call it overweight or chubby.

Disgusting. I hate rolls. Everyone should be anorexic. Thanks.

>>9949001
You seem upset

But why?

>>9949010
Not upset, I just don't find it funny. It's stupid.

>>9949010

But Rihocchi's not fat and she's popular.

>>9949012
I can completely understand where you're coming from, laughing at something like that reminds me a lot of high school.

>>9949044
>>9949012
You remind me of those turbonerds from high school who's favorite line was "REAL mature, guys."

idol rihoko with anzuchang

>>9949063
Ever since I dropped out of highschool, I find myself laughing at the stupidest things, and it's getting worse. When I get out of the shower, I put on a really deep voice and say something like "Urgh.... Look how big... My weener is... I can barely move because of my giant-balls" and then stomp out onto a towel with a generic 'giant walking' noise for each foot, and then dry myself and laugh almost uncontrollably.

I also get a laugh out of thinking about someone's ass turning black and shriveling up, basically dying, or becoming a zombie ass. Same goes for balls, and weeners. Zombie balls especially make me laugh.

At 4:20PM every day I squint my eyes and pretend like I'm really high, even though I've never done any drugs in my entire life. This is a running joke that I do with an online friend, who I tell at 4:20PM over the internet while saying the words "Dude you high dawg?" to which he replies "fk ya mna i ben smokin since 4:20". He is an hour ahead of my timezone, and the thought of some guy smoking weed for an hour straight makes me laugh.

Also, when I say something like "big-ass hotdog" I like to rearrange the words to something like "big ass-hotdog", and then I giggle to myself while imagining what an ass-hotdog would look like, or an ass-car, ect.

>>9949081
Sounds real funny dude, you should be a comedian.

>>9949081
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYTL0-AAbSI

This video also makes me laugh uncontrollably. I really have no idea why. It's just hilarious to me. This video is funny to someone else here, right?

>>9949081
I have mania and a good imagination, and I can tell you right now I share your humor.

Your little post left me short of breath, I shit you not. In fact I might celebrate tomorrow, tell me, are you a fan of birds?

>>9949097
I just imagined Chihaya singing like that and I was laughing uncontrollably

squishy squishy

>>9949182
Good morning Clammy!

>>9949248
Morning!

>>9949182
>>9949259
https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/tripcode/SEGAo1.Ce6/page/1/

Jeez dude, do you have nothing better to do?

>>9949266
Hmm? I just got off of a ban. Not like I've posted much since last night.

>>9949259
I missed you! How are you?

>>9949271
I'm alright, kinda tired. Didn't sleep well. What about you?

>>9949274
I got a book yesterday so now I have something to do if power goes out. I'm eating breakfast now.

>>9949285
What'cha eatin' for breakfast?

>>9949288
Cereal, fruits, and tea.

>>9949293
Sounds like a good breakfast.

>>9949303
Yes. I got the wrong tea today by accident though.

>>9949317
Ahh, that's a shame.

rihoko idol with anzuchang

chub idol

>>9950517
NYAAHOI vs DOYA

>>9948950
>healthyfat

I just love the terms /fit/ comes up with to justify consuming five big macs a meal.

>>9950709
do you even bulk you fucking skinnyfat?

>>9949097
It is. Thank you.

>>9950724
>skinnyfat

Sorry dear hulking mass of fat, but skinny people aren't fat. You should stop adding the suffix "-fat" to everything just because your life revolves around it. You sound like a yukkuri, but instead of saying "yu" a lot, you say "fat" a lot.

You probably look like a yukkuri, too.

>>9950741
m-muh bulk...

>>9950741
Actually I just took a look at their word cloud and you're right. They do say "fat" a lot. "Need" and "fat"... Certainly a strange combination of most used words.

>>9950741
>skinny people aren't fat

you're mom was pretty skinny but she sure had a fat vagina

>>9950773
What a shallow board. Where did you get that cloud from?

>>9950793
On the catalog.

>>9950809
Oh right. I didn't know it could do that.

>>9950773
feel fat need week lift gym guy hard

>>9950793
I'm guessing /fit/

Japan hates girls, period. The country treats them like shit.

Fat girls just get ignored.

Who's the girl in OP's pic?

Why do fat girls love Japan?

>>9951126
Me

>>9950544
She is not chubby, stop that. Having big breasts doesn't make you chubby.

>>9951126
iqdb, d00d.

>>9951148
Wanna meet up? You look like a fun person to be around.

>>9951151
Can you say that in English? This is not a chat room.

>>9951162
Sorry.

Use iqdb, dude.

>>9951162
iqdb

>>9951167
Don't apologize to that subhuman sheep fucking shit baby.

>>9951199
No blly pls, double-dubs-sama.
>>9951162
Btw iqdb you.

>>9951153
Hang out with me dude I'm fun too.

>>9948949
That only works until she hits puberty, then she'll be guzzling semen and being paid for it.

Semen is pretty healthy though.

>>9951315
You want to hang out with me? Awesome! I'm happy! I'll hang out with you if you want! But how do we meet up?

>>9951323
On second thought, never mind.

Because a woman is only as good as her body is, and if they're fat, they have no reason to exist.

>>9948947
You really have no idea what you're talking about.

>>9951331
Damn...! But why?

>>9950825
body feel need week getting friends

Man, this starts to sound like "Better Harder Faster Stronger".

Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a chubby girlfriend to cook for. They get so happy when you serve them something delicious, which is really cute.

>>9951341
Because you're a super mega ultranerd. Nobody would wanna hang out with you.

best amagami

>>9951363
I'm not! And you're mean! I don't want to hang out with you at all!

nobody likes fat girls

except people from texas and ohio

>>9951368
The smelliest amagami.

>>9951372
I want to hug a Yamada.

>>9951397
I'm not Yamada but I could pretend to be one, so you could hug me and be happy...

>>9951406
You probably don't look like a Yamada. You just want a free hug.

>>9951479
I love all Yamada!

>>9951479
Oh, sorry. I misread it as "you probably don't even like Yamada".

Yes, you're right... I don't look like a Yamada...

oh man i love roleplaying can I roleplay xD~~~~~~~~~

>>9951507
No

>>9951507
I mean yes.

/jp/ - Healthy girl culture

HAMBUGAHA

>>9949010
epic man, just epic so cool

>>9948864
Did you just call Rihoko fat?

>>9948873
>>9948909
>>9948946
>>9948948
>>9948949
>>9948953

Your mom is fat and ugly as hell but I still fuck her every night

>>9965416
VIP quality post, fucking awesome.

>>9965416
essence of this board captured right here