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"You can tell a man's character by the way he makes advances to a woman. Men like you, for example - when the fleet is in port and you go off to have a good time, you seem to have only two ways of going about things. First, you put it straight to the woman: 'Hey, how about a lay?' Now, any woman, even the lowest whore, is going to put up at least a show of refusing if she's asked like that. So what do you do next? You either act insulted and get rough, or you give up immediately and go off and try the same thing on the next woman. That's all you're capable of. But take a look at Western men - they're quite different. Once they've set their sights on a woman, they invite her out for a drink, or to dinner, or to go dancing. In that way they gradually break down her defenses until, in the end, they get what they want, and in style at that. Where achieving a particular aim is concerned, that is surely a far wiser way of going about things. At any rate, they are the kind of men you would be dealing with if it were a war, so you'd better give it some thought."
-Admiral Yamamoto Isoroku

>> No.9942000

Lewdness is a disease.

>> No.9942002

the chase is better than the reward.

especially if you go after gay men.

>> No.9942007

>>9941988
Women should stop being difficult and learn to answer a simple yes/no question properly.

>they invite her out for a drink, or to dinner, or to go dancing
Might as well say "how about I spend some money on you and then a lay?"

>> No.9942022

>>9942007
Because women act based on emotions not logic.

>> No.9942024

>You can tell a man's character by the way he makes advances to a woman
You're right. Anyone that wants to lay whenever the fleet is in port is too much of a horny animal to be considered a man of character. How the horny animal accomplishes its objective is irrelevant.

>> No.9942037

I wouldn't put up a fight if he's chute and non threatening

>> No.9942044

I should try that first method. I feel like I've been doing it wrong. It seems like odds are I'll get pussy with less work that way, with a little more time.

>> No.9942045
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9942045

What's with the Aya picture?

>> No.9942048

>I didn't know we were fighting faggots, Admiral!"
-some subordinate, 3 seconds later

>> No.9942060

let's fug

>> No.9942065

Japanese male porn stars may have tiny penises but I love their tenacity and the passion they exude when they really go at it with a girl. Western men are too practiced and rehearsed, like they're doing a series of exercises.

>> No.9942856

Why does she have pointy ears?

>> No.9942857

>>9942856
Because she is a elf.

>> No.9942861

Can you guys make some good threads

You have all day to come up with witty things

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9942867

>>9942861
Do it yourself.

>> No.9942897

Sounds like manipulation, but they don't call it that because women are too dumb to notice or they secretly want to be penetrated.

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9943588

>>9942861
I'll do it tomorrow

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9943633

>>9942856
i agree she looks way better with human ears

>> No.9943648

>>9942897
It doesnt just sound like it. Its what it is. Women are simple and stupid creatures. Besides, most women are perverts and think about dicks all the time anyway, they just dont want to admit it. Fucking filthy, disgusting beings.

>> No.9943658

>>9943648
>Besides, most women are perverts and think about dicks all the time anyway
[Citation needed]

>> No.9943661

>>9943658
>greentext

>> No.9943667

>>9943661
No

>> No.9943680

>>9941988
Gaijin have no courage wwwww

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