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owned4lyfe

Parsee was beta as HELL

That's what she gets for not giving the nigga some room.

>>9925728
[citation needed]

>>9925728
Fucking Dyke.

Are you people gonna bully Parsee now?

>>9925752
It's piecing together her story since it's canon that she is foreign (middle eastern) and that she was extremely heart broken (like all hashihime).

>>9925776
I love Parsee I doubt somebody who dislikes her would waste time talking about her.

Would you date a jealous bitch?

>>9925808
That just means they care about you so yes.

>>9925808
I would love to date a jealous clingy girl, especially if she was yandere. However, no girls like that exist in the real world.

>>9925861
Yes they do but you probably wouldn't like it just like the others who have experienced it.

>>9925876
Most clingy girls are ugly and have issues.

>>9925921
This. Also most people that had those issues were people with social lives. When you don't talk to or meet other people she will have no reason to be jealous. Of course she could just assume that you are anyways because that's how crazy chicks roll.

>>9925728
2deep4me

>>9925922
They fucking never translate the good stuff.

>>9926190
She seems like a sweet enough girl but you know it's going to get worse if you decide to return her feelings.

>>9926409
You need to be careful with how you handle her, but I think it can work.

>>9926442
Does that mean I will have to carry around a taser and tranquilizers in case she gets out of hand?

>>9926467
Just use your smooth talking skills

>>9926467
It's good to have options.

>>9926474
If that's the case then maybe she should just be locked in the basement to took her from hurting people. It would be a nice comfy basement with chairs and shit.

Don't call me "crazy"!

I'd prefer a clingy girl that only got sad when you didn't give her attention, instead of outright crazy.

>>9926495
I'd be waiting for her to get out of hand.

It seems really charming to stab her with a bear tranquilizer and whisper in her ear, telling her that you will make it up to her later when it's just the two of you.

Watching the rage subside and be replaced with complacency and blushing would be nice.

There are a couple holes in my plan but I think love will smooth it over.

>>9926532
That does sound pretty adorable. More so if you add a shock collar too.

>>9926541
That sounds pretty messed up out of context. I agree, though

>>9926547
I can see it now... She saw you talking to a woman and questions you about it. You tell her it was your mother (it really was) but she doesn't believe you. She takes a knife threatens to open your mother's throat for talking to you and dashes for the door. Luckily you were able to activate the collar before she got out of range and she passes out from the shock.

Later than night you sit on the bed with her head on your lap gently petting her hair while showing her an old photo album to prove that was really your mother. She smiles weakly and apologizes as she slowly falls asleep while you tell her some old story about your childhood.

>>9926625
More, please. ;_;

>>9926636
y u crai?

She sure likes biting her thumb.

>>9926800
It reminds her of her husband

>>9926807
Why, is it something he did a lot?

>>9926817
His penis was shaped the same

>>9926819
She bit his pee pee place?

>>9926836
Sometimes she bit it so hard, she ripped the skin.

>>9926841
Now why would he let her do that?

>>9926849
Love.

>>9926857
Dats beautiful

>>9926967
I dont say this to everyone

but cute pic, dude.

>>9927425
Do you mean it?

>>9925728
That story is almost word for word what a friend of mine is going through. Except hes the guy that left the girl.

>>9927697
Why haven't you murdered him yet?

>>9926967
Images like this make me incredibly sad since I will never be able to wear such cute outfits because I was born a male. It makes me even sadder that most women don't dress like that even though they could. It's like they are doing it just to spite me.

>>9927714

yeah... I'd love to see more skirts when I go to the streets.

I can count with the fingers of my hands the number of young women and girls (15-25 years old) I see on the street in an ahour.

All of then are wering pants of Blue Jeans. There are too few sexy or cute outfits. I do see a lot of slutty outfits (which is not the same as sexy).

>>9927714

yeah... I'd love to see more skirts when I go to the streets.

I can count with the fingers of my hands the number of young women and girls (15-25 years old) I see on the street in an hour wearing a skirt.

The majority of women are wearing pants of Blue Jeans. There are too few sexy or cute outfits. I do see a lot of slutty outfits (which is not the same as sexy).

>>9927780
Why she crying?

>>9926496
LOOK IT'S THE CRAZIEST CHARTER IN THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>>9927834
Because she's very depressed.

>>9927859
nobody deserved to be that depressed

>>9927714
you suffer from the same problems as i do to

>>9927863
Except for Parsee.

>>9927866
NOT PAR-C

no not anyone

depression is a very bad sickness

>>9927876
I feel like I could use a bit of depression. I'm way too damn happy for no reason and I can't think straight unless I'm too depressed to enjoy the internet. There has to be a drug for that right?

>>9927883
Sounds like a job for King Alcohol.

>>9927883
no it's the worst

>>9927883
i am jealous of your happiness....

Parsee strong!

Parsee and Ran's love child

>>9929833
Which one has the dick

>>9929833
I don't understand the SFX. Do foxes really do that "kon" bark?

>>9929842
Ran.

>>9929833
Must have been some wild times back in persia.

>>9929842
I'd like to imagine Ran, especially after that one doujinshi where where she grows a dick and fucks her "client."

>>9929868
parcie is the most CRAZIEST touhou

>>9929783
I hate this pairing so much. I'm sure both Yuugi and Parsee fans can agree on that.

>>9930793
Isn't it Medicine Melancholy who is a literal psychopath?

>>9930811
Who?

>>9930824
The Poison Doll from Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Doesn't understand how feelings work? Is obsessed with poisonous flowers?

>>9927906
Won't work. I'm a happy fun time drunk. I really don't see how anyone could be drunk and depressed at the same time.

>>9926532
>>9926625
Do they have any doujins about trying to keep crazy girls under control like this?

They are always completely in control of the guy. I want to see them treated more like a violent but loving pet.

agreu

Jealous~!

>>9930798
i like yuugi as much as parsee and im fine with the pairing. deal with it nerd

First she was determined to wait for him to come back. But then she changed her mind, completely on her own. She could have continued to wait, but she gave up on him.

Was her heart really that pure from the beginning?

>>9939337
You can only wait for so long until it becomes obvious that you were played.

>>9939337
Well she isn't fucking hachikou. She has other things to do like nailing voodoo dolls to trees.