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Chocolate mint.

Mix all three

U're moms anus.

>>9915362
The chocolate part is in a clear disadvantage in that pot, OP.

i dont eat ice cream because im not a useless fatty op

I hate chocolate. Your question sucks.

>>9915393
i ate ice cream all the time and i'm not fat dude.

>>9915393
You wouldn't have to worry about that if you had an ounce of self-control.

First the white one, then the red one and then the black one.
Actually I don't always eat the black, I usually leave it to my mom.

>>9915393
btw im a girl
AMA

>>9915393
b-but it's just water!

>>9915408
>red
Are you fucking colorblind, son?

>>9915423
strawberries are red

>>9915362
I usually eat vanilla, then chocolate then throw the strawberry out.

>>9915404 actually believes letting yourself have “a little bit” is more self control than not having any

cut the bad fruit out of your life or enjoy aging like vinegar

>>9915414

Are you really that stupid? Of course you have to scoop/lick out of the ice cream from the cover.

I melt the tub down, mix and drink up.

Feels good around my waist, man.

No mint choc chip?

orz

>>9915444
Having a little bit tastes better than having none at all.

>>9915453
Not choosing the better green colored ice cream.

because icecream is shit just like ur mom

>>9915362
OP's choice in ice creme is boring and not particularly good. I enjoy parfaits and sundaes with tastier ice creme flavors.

>>9915484
joke's on u fag my mom is ice cream

>>9915453
I wish they made mint ice cream without chocolate chips, but I've yet to find any.

>>9915492
>creme
Get a load of this pretentious twat.

>>9915465

Get a load of this dweeb.

Why the flip would you eat iced cream instead of porridge?

>>9915507
that looks disgusting

>>9915496
I had the same thought and one day I found some. Turns out I was very disappointed by the lack of chocolate chips.

Be careful what you wish for.

>>9915465
I thought you were a pistachio bro for a sec there.

Unimpressed.

>>9915492
>parfaits
>sundaes

Look at this sheep who falls for product labeling. You do know that both of those are just repackaged ice cream to get turbnonerds like you to pay for them more?

Mint chocolate chip is disgusting. Neapolitan is boring unless you get it in icecream sandwiches. Chunky cookie dough is the best.

>>9915507
That's oatmeal, numb nuts.

>>9915517
I like pistachio nuts, but not pistachio flavored ice cream. I don't like chunks of solid bits in my creamy and soft ice cream. It ruins it.

>>9915507
Looks like a bowl full of Aya's vomit

>>9915496

I wish they sold mint-chocolate ice cream without chocolate chips.

>>9915522
>oatmeal

u wot m8

>>9915523
>icecream sandwiches
You take that back.

One bar to rule them all.
Creamsicle, slayer of creams.

Once you have a taste, you'll never go back to any ice creams ever again.

>>9915526
What kind of pistachio ice cream are you having?

>>9915535
I wish they made mint-chocolate ice cream without the ice cream.

>>9915531
I think he means the good ice cream sandwiches.

Maybe

I don't eat ice cream. I think I had some 3 weeks ago. It wasn't that good.

>>9915548
What the hell is this monstrosity?

Do we have this in Amurrika?

>>9915548

Eating more than one is a sin. I have to scoop it so that I get all three equally.

>>9915536
That's fucking oatmeal sperglord.

Porridge is a much more liquid type food. Like thick thick soup.

>>9915556
No.

I'm pretty sure it's only in southern yurop.

Ice cream is not fruity enough, I need sorbet

If I had to I'd chose to scoop out red though and leave the other two full

>>9915558
Hey shit knocker, imagine this.

Your favourite ice cream placed in a nice soft bun. At first you scoop it out with a small spoon but as you get to the end, you squish the pieces of sugar bread (which have also soaked up some of the ice creams taste, making it even better) and chomp right down on a heaven sandwich.

"Alright guys, I think we have a good combonation here, this chocolate and vanilla will sell well."
"I think there needs to be a third flavor."
"Why do you need a third flavor if everyone already likes these two."
"If we put a third flavor, people would have less of the flavors they actually like, so they would have to buy more once they eat the good flavors."
"Good goyim!"
-Jews who invented Neopol ice cream.

>>9915575
Hobo GIRL??? Please go out with me? Please?

>>9915582
I like strawberry...

>>9915582
Holy shit. You've opened my mind to the Jewish conspiracy. I can never look at ice cream the same way again.

>>9915584
Yeah, no. Maybe wafers, but bread? Fuck no.

>>9915562
It's wet. It's fucking porridge you faggot. You grind oats to get oatmeal. You mix oatmeal with water or milk to get porridge or gruel. That is thick so it's porridge.

pink if i had to

just give me a box of mint chip instead

Scoop all the way across.

>>9915593
That sure is some rocky porridge.

Italian Ice is better, you can get that rainbow stuff.

>>9915582

typical /jp/ unpatriotic faggopt

>>9915603

id rock you mom's porridge if you know what i mean

Has /jp/ ever tried ice cream with pieces of cake in them?

It's pretty great.

>>9915618
I like to eat ice cream and cake together in a bowl.

>>9915582
This is literally why every single "assortment" food/snack/treat/dessert exists.

If people get less of their favorite, they'll get tired of it much less quickly, and they also buy a bunch of other shit they don't even like that much along with it.

Fucking starburst