/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Giving a girl what she wants the most is bullying now?

The backwards moonrunes was bugging the hell out of me.

>>9913458
lol r u a webo?

>>9913492
It bugged me too. When it's backwards ん looks like 了 or something.

I thought we already moved on to Youmu.

I want to bully Marisa

What about Wriggle?

>>9913829
It isn't bullying when Wriggle is involved because Wriggle being shit is a fact, not an opinion.

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What are Sanae's ten desires?

>>9913839
Mean.

>>9913841
Worst pairing.

>>9913839
You are scum and a liar.

>>9913859
It's not bad, but there are better ones.

>>9913434
Bullying Sanae no is boring to me.

>>9913852
Just telling it like it is, man.

>>9913869
Pairing anyone with Wriggle is a fucked up thing to do and it's worse than guro.

>>9913892
But Wriggle is great.

>>9913902
Even if you're into shota you can do better.

>>9913892

I fucked up youre mom kid

>>9913869
Satori x Shikieiki = best pairing.

>>9913434
Why is she brandishing an oversized joint?

So it's decided.

We're bullying Wriggle

>>9913903
But Wriggle is a very lovely young lady.

>>9913892
I suppose you have a point. It would be unfair to Wriggle, as no one is worthy of her greatness.

Wriggle is shit general?

>>9913930
Wriggle is shit general.

Why is Wriggle so shit?

>>9913936
Because you are incapable of recognizing excellence.

>>9913916
It's an umbrella.

Can simeone link me to a doujin where one of the touhous get bullied by stronger touhous?

I seen it mentioned today and never got to ask til now, so i've forgotten most of the details... (￣ω￣;)

>>9913936
Because bugs in general are shit and looking like a boy only adds to the shittiness.

She also has a shitty personality if her in game dialogue is any indication.

>>9913943
Anything with Yuuka usually has some bullying in it.

>>9913923
When will we have a touhou shittier than Wriggle that it would be okay to pair her with?

>>9913986
Probably never.

Unless Zun takes up crystal meth.

>>9913986
We have a lot already, since Wriggle is the best touhou. For a less arguable answer, it'll happen as soon as you become a touhou.

>>9914017
But why do you think Wriggle is so great? Do you only say that so you have a unique opinion?

I like Yuuka and Wriggle pairing. Especially when Yuuka is abusive.

>>9914033
I like Wriggle because I do, I can't really explain it. If I was just being a hipster I'd say my favorite was Sokrates or something.

>>9914036
>when Yuuka is abusive
She always is, though.

>>9914036
I do enjoy seeing Wriggle get abused.

Where can I read touhou doujins that aren't 18+?

>>9914033
Insect tohos are great theres nothing weird about liking them.

>>9914037
Oh well, I guess that makes sense. Lots of people don't know why their favorite is their favorite.

>>9914056
Yamame doesn't count because spiders are the only cool insect.

>>9914086
What about bees?

Spiders are not insects! Are you trying to make me have a heart attack from autistic overload?

>>9914086
>>9914056
You guys.

>>9914054
Exhentai has plenty of them.

>>9914093
Is that a good or bad "you guys"?

>>9914056
Spiders aren't insects, silly. But insect and arachnid girls are wonderful.

>>9914056
Yamame isn't a filthy insect like Wriggle, so she's okay.

>>9914096
Well fuck the scientists, if it's small, nasty, and has multiple legs than it's an insect to me.

>>9914086

Spiders are scary. I squish them if they get near me.

>>9914125
I like them, they help me get rid of the dirty cockroaches.

>>9914125
Spiders are cool as long as they stay away from my bed. They get rid of shitty annoying insects like flies, mosquitos, and ants if they make their webs low enough.

>>9914125
You're a fucking monster. Kill yourself.

>>9914147
Yamame pls go

>>9914056
...Except for their awful dresses, hair, accessories and themes.

Okay, just kidding. Wriggle has cool hair.

>>9914168
Wriggle has shit hair and a shittier outfit. Yamame's dress makes her ass look fat.

>>9914147

It's me or them. They'd kill me if they had the chance. I don't squish them if they're outside, but if they come inside then all bets are off.

>>9914174
But Wriggle has a cape, so your argument is invalid.

>>9914174
Yamame's dress makes her entire lower torso look like an elongated orb. Also her bow sucks as does her hair bun thing.

>>9914181
Capes are indeed cool but the way Wriggle wears it reminds me of a shitty little boy playing pretend.

>>9914188
What could have ZUN done with Yamame's hair instead to make her look more spider like?

>>9914188
It's cute

ZUN said that Wriggle is probably the strongest 1st stage boss.

>>9913850
1 - To be pure
2 - To reject lewdness
3 - To smile every day
4 - To be righteous
5 - To show others the path of purity
6 - To show others that lewdness is a disease
7 - To free /jp/sies from the slavery of sexual urges
8 - To erase misery
9 - To find dreams anywhere she goes
10 - For the whole world to be happy

>>9914902
>>9914902
>>9914902
You listed ass twice

>>9914938
You listed >>9914902 thrice.

>>9913850
I don't think she has any, all she does is sweep the shrine down every day, the only time she's ever broken that routine is to go assist in an "incident" or if I give her a jug of lemonade.

Seriously.

>>9914895
Stronger than Yuyuko?

>>9915004
This was before TD.

>>9914895
Letty could probably slap her shit being a winter spirit.

>>9915130
Not according to ZUN.

>>9915224
Well I guess it's kind of cheating since she's gone during every season but winter.

Where does she go anyways? Does she hide in a cave or just straight up stops existing until next winter?

my favorite /jp/ thread ever was the 'good nightbug' one

why couldn't my favorite touhou have been better and get more /jp/ threads

>>9915280
But every Wriggle thread devolves into being about how shitty she is. Do you want that?

>>9914895
shouldn't this be rumia

>>9915305
But she's gimped by her own power and runs into trees and shit.

Futo looks a lot more like a guy than Wriggle.

time 2 bully the nerdest touhou

>>9915594
Nitori?

Ichirin would probably be grateful for the attention.

>>9915690
Who?

>>9915394
Really?

but bullying sanae is fun

>sanae
>being portrayed as an independent woman who likes sex
>bullying
What? That's like saying a manslut is being bullied for fucking many women.

Raymoo

Shameimaru

>>9915754
That is too cruel.

>>9915748
You trying to sat something punk?

>>9915748
You trying to say something punk?

Here is your new target, /jp/.

>>9914096
What the fuck? Isn't every animal categorized into either Mammal, Reptile, Amphibian, Bird, Fish, or Insect?

>>9915789
You forgot bacteria, crustacean, alien, celaphod, and dinosaur.

>>9915798
>celaphod
Cephalopod

>>9915781
She's high class. Not a streetwalker.

>>9915798
Dinosaurs aren't reptiles?

Why is green hair so shit?

>>9915801
How is 5 thousand yen high class?

>>9915803
Dinosaurs are birds

The Republican party's only objective is keeping the rich rich. They take non-controversial stances on issues like same-sex marriage and abortion just to win the vote of the average citizen.

>>9915814
Dude what

>>9915818
They had feathers and shit.

>>9915817
Same can be said for democrats. It's all the same shit.

>>9915820
Yeah but birds aren't cold-blooded

Are you saying brontosaurus is a bird?

>>9915817
If you didn't vote for Ron Paul regardless of your party you're part of the problem.

>>9915699
I still think it's a guy.

>>9915822
No, because Democrats are the opposite extreme; they're communists.

>>9915810
>500 bucks
>not high class
Are you serious? That's 130k a year just having sex with one man a day in 5 days of the week. Especially since you also have to pay for the room and the condoms.

>>9915832
Nigga now you're just trolling. By international standards both Dem and Republican are more Right than anything.

>>9915837
5000 yen is $50

>>9915810
That's a 10k kanji, not a 1k kanji.
>>9915837
It's not 500 bucks, it's 640 USD.

>>9915837
>>9915845
She is high class. Damn, that's expensive.

>>9913903
>Even if you're into shota you can do better.

In Touhou?

>>9915837
>sex is worth more than a math degree
;_;

>>9915843
Where did I state that communism was a bad thing?

>>9915868
Sex feels good.

>>9915855
And that's not even including the hotel room.

>>9915878
Where did I state communism was a bad thing?

>>9915845
If we take today's exchange rate into account, that's 166,000 US dollars per annum. She would rake in over 3000 dollars a week for having sex only five times.

>>9915825
>birds aren't cold-blooded
You've never seen a bird of prey hunting, have you?

>>9915897
That's still 260 transactions in one year. Then again, 30 minute workdays...

>>9915810

that's 50,000 yen. learn to read speglord

>>9915801
She better be worth the money. That is too high.

>>9913434
Acknowledging that Sanae is the best woman men want because she's sexy =/= bullying

>>9913943
Wriggle vs SDM

>>9915748
Please do not misuse the quoting function.