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I wish I could sleep with my sister.

Imoutos are clearly superior.

>>9895048
I wish I could sleep with your sister.

>>9895054
I wish I could sleep with his sister.

>>9895054
>>9895048
I wish both of you could sleep with his sister.

My sister is dead.

>>9895077
Sucks for you.

>>9895054
>>9895065
She's already used goods, no need to expand on that with you guys.

>>9895048
Your sister must be very lucky to have such a wide variety of men wishing to sleep with her.

>>9895054

Please don't use your year of birth in your online namefagging here. That's the year my niece was born, and now I feel like a terrible manchild.

>>9895166
I don't understand how any of these points are connected.

>>9895166

Well you are one so ...

I wish I had a gentle and loving nee-chan who'd always take care of me and spoil me. Instead I have two older brothers. So much testosterone and headbutting. Especially with the military/police blood in the family.

>>9895330

Real life doesn't work the way you think it does. I would trade my sister for a brother in a heart beat

>>9895360
Older sister? Can you describe what she's like and how she is to you? Both my older brothers like picking on me. It's even worse since I'm the 'weird' one in the family (weaboo 2hu lover etc. etc.). Used to fight alot too. Lost most of the time and sometimes not fair (2v1 etc.) but I did start having my share of wins including headbutting one of them once. But to be fair and not an edgy teenager, I did toughen up under their torment and they do feel some obligation towards me as elder siblings. That is, they can treat me like shit but anyone else who does gets a smackdown. Like that barfight in university or the middle school punk trio.

Chie was the best girl. Kirari was the main girl and her routes were of course the more emotional ones. Kashi was the worst girl.

>>9895422

True route a shit

>>9895427
No, I liked having the true end route there. Without the normal end it would not have felt the same though.

>>9895045
>best character type
>ugly as HELL hairy mole
Yeah, no.

>>9895492

It's called a beauty mark uncultured, tasteless swine

>>9895499
It's skin cancer, you imperfectionist.

>>9895505

That's not how cancer works, you uneducated hick

>>9895492
It wasn’t hairy or huge

>>9895514
It's just enough to kill my boner and give off the smell of when I hug my old ass grandmother.

>>9895422
To expand:

Best Kira Kira girl was Chie
Best Curtain Call girl was Yuuko
Best Deardrops girl was later Rio

Single worst character in these was Souta.

>>9895535

Sakura was the best Edelweiss

>>9895597
I didn’t finish Edelweiss for some reason, I think I dropped it after that soon after that robot thing maybe.
Either way it’s not in the Kira Kira “universe”' so I didn’t include other Overdrive games.

>>9895606

Can't remember the robot thing, but the individual routes in Edelweiss were infinitely better than Kira Kira

>>9895616
Not sure if it was a “robot”. I think it may even have been a lamp. Just something going crazy trying to kill the protagonist for some reason.
Maybe I should give it another shot. I hated the male characters.

I wish I had a nee-san to let me put my head in her lap when I'm sad, and to smell her hair candidly when I hug her....

>>9895635
Mine would probably do that I'm to embarassed to ever do it. The best we get is her head on my shoulder and my head on hers.

>>9895708
Try to strengthen your relationship with your Nee-san. They can be your life-long friend, or your life-long enemy.

>>9895803
It's too late for that.

>>9895803

The worst part is when they switch from one to the other. I'm 4 years younger than her and I wasn't the best looking kid growing up while she was quite the opposite. She was beautiful, popular, and had quite an ego. She would constantly put me down, call me ugly, make fun of me along with her friends, and would usually use force on me to get whatever she wanted.

Now that we're in our 20s (me early and her late), she's grown fat, ugly, started abusing drugs, and is going nowhere in life. I've grown to be moderately handsome, stay in shape, and am in the midst of building a life. Now she comes around pretending to have always been a good sister and tries to act like my friend, the sick part is she might actually believe it. But I can't forgive her. All those bad memories and resentment haunt me, I don't think I can ever let it go.

What would it be like to have Yoshika as a nee-san?

Only reason to play this game

>>9895708
Words cannot describe my jelly. I'll trade you an older brother for her? ;_;

>>9895898
"nee-san please just sit down"

"nee-san please stop shaking like that"

"nee-san we're in public, could you try to act a little more lively?"

"Is this your idea of a hug? You're meant to wrap yours arms around my back, not just slide them under my armpits....and stop gnawing on my head."

>>9895940

Chie-nee was my favorite heroine from Kira Kira, but I generally don't like heroines who are older than the MC.

She's just so good that she overrides my preferences, I guess.

>>9895875
> I've grown to be moderately handsome, stay in shape, and am in the midst of building a life.

What are you doing here? One of the main reasons I can't get closers to my sister is because I'm a loser without much incentive to change that while she does stuff in her life.

>>9895708

Don't do it anon. This isn't fantasy. If you ever actually pour your heart out to her all she'll do is use it as an ego boost and throw it back in your face. Your relationship will never be the same and she'll spend the rest of her life looking down on you. Just bury those feelings deep inside like the rest of us.

Note, I don't mean pour your heart as in tell her you want to fuck, but you know how we all want to tell people of our struggles and pain and desperately want someone to understand us. I don't think that's ever gonna happen in real life.

>>9895956

Well I am socially retarded. I can't talk to people or make friends to save my life unless it's purely formal and necessary, which I've learned to do over the years. I'm pretty sure that also stems from my childhood and my sister ... and my family in general with the constant beatings. Oh the beatings ...

>>9895972
>>>/soc/

>>9895958
Oh yeah, of course I'm not gonna do that. My family still thinks I'm just a really unlucky guy that for some reason failed to find any job or university for three years running instead of just some loser who doesn't want to do anything at all.

>>9895976

y-you too

>>9895952
Why would that give you a blood nose?

>>9896007

He's clearly on his period

>>9895875
>she's grown fat
For some reason 3D don't know where to properly grow fat, though expecting anything from them was a bad idea in the first place.

>>9895630
oh that. wasn't it a stop sign? it appeared during the prologue or very early part of the story, before you even met most of the girls.

>>9898920
Oh, it could have been a stop sign yes. I guess it wasn’t the point I stopped because yeah I remember you meet a girl right after.

When I stopped, that Appo guy had already fucked his female counterpart and there was that Haruka scene in the forest. And something happened in a lab.

It seems I’m really not remembering this very well.

>>9898931
wait, if appo fucked her then i guess it was later in game. he doesn't get to do that until sometime halfway through the game or later.

i only remember it during the prologue, it might have appeared later, but i forgot most of the game already.

>>9898942
Well I just messed up the order of all scenes I can remember so it’s possible/likely it was early in the game.
I’ll play it again I guess, along with everything else I started and dropped for mysterious reasons.

>>9898942

The stop sign thing happens in the prologue and I think apo fucks the fat bitch just before you get on an actual route.

Protip: Mizuki has the best route followed by Sakura who is on the fan disc

>>9895940
>"nee-san we're in public, could you try to act a little more lively?"

Would you help liven up your older sister?

>>9898931
What.. the fuck.

what the fuck

5 years later

Still no Chie-nee after story fandisc

>>9895597
NOPE

>>9899006
Can I do it with my penis?

Is there a patch that removes the horrible monkey ears? I can't take take the characters seriously.

>>9901675
>>9895045
what the HELL why are their ears so big

>>9901675

Ran a shit

>>9901831

All the better to hear you with

>>9895950
THE SKIN CANCER IS SPREADING.

my nee-chan is a fucking ugly turbonerd weeaboo. she's more autistic than me, and likely posts on /jp/ or /a/ at least.

fuck you karen

best girl

>>9895535

And to expand again:

Best Kira Kira girl was Chie
Best Curtain Call girl was Yuuko
Best Deardrops girl was later Rio
Best H scene was that promiscuous woman in Osaka

Single worst character in these was Souta.

Chie-nee is the one who deserved a sequel.

>>9905397
Did she even show up in CC?

I think ass nee-chans are the best

>>9905412
Barely.

>>9905543
If she showed up, it was in that scene where (former) D2B prepared for a gig right? Since I remember Shikanouseke in drag there.

>>9904919
>Best H scene was that promiscuous woman in Osaka

That accent gave me boners during normal conversation. When I found out you could fuck her, my dick exploded.

>>9905770
And the drag, man, don’t forget the drag.

>>9895166
Have you fucked her yet?