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You find these on your doorstep. What do you do?

>> No.9871195

Someone post the ``Mikan'' one.

>> No.9871196 [DELETED] 

I report shitty RP threads.

>> No.9871203

>>9871188
Take them in. Feed Satoko some cat food laced with a large dose of rat poison.

>> No.9871206

Fug both

>> No.9871243

*whips out dick*

>> No.9871249
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>>9871188
The premise is absurb. How could I find anything on my doorstep, when I never leave my house?

Those aren't even cute. Besides, Satoko should be a puppy instead of a cat.

>> No.9871250

Sell them to the mafia. They obviously know more than me how make them profitable.

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>> No.9871258

>>9871254
Uho! ii neko...

>> No.9871273
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9871273

A girl is about to throw up on you. What do you do?

>> No.9871306

>>9871273

I take it all.

>> No.9871319

I throw them in a river, I also attach a few balloons to Takane so she struggles longer before piercing them and drowing.

Chist, what's up with so many people leaving shit in boxes at my frontdoor.

>> No.9871337

>>9871319
>Takane
*Satoko
Sorry, but I alsp would also drown Takane.

>> No.9871400

>>9871337
You mean Takano, Takane is an idolm@aster.

>> No.9871428

>>9871400
Then I'd also drown Takano.
And Bernkastel.

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>>9871188
Like this?
If yes....
Slay them with the blessed and holly sword.

>> No.9874177

engage in a monogamous,fulfilling, loving and stable relationship while procreating multiple times per day.

>> No.9874201

I'd be slightly creeped out and close the door hoping that they just leave after a while.

>> No.9874224

>>9871188
spay and or neuter your cat girls

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