/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You caught me.

yes, im the one in the grey shirt.

I sat with my fellow losers.

this is you

isn't it OP?

>eating in the cafeteria

Fucking losers.

No, I had friends.

I'm not TrooN33T

>>9862882
I ate lunch in the bathroom.

>>9862861
Smallest school I've ever seen!

Is this what a cafeteria looks like in America? In India, it's a dedicated room, with a food bar and tables that don't scoot around.

I thought America was supposed to be a rich country, but these kids are eating what appear to be snacks in the hallway, and this passes for a cafeteria? A little unnerving. I wonder how many Patriot missiles worth of money it would take to build cafeterias in all U.S schools.

I ate lunch in the library with my friend, the computer.

I was part of the go home club so I never ate at school. Fuck those losers.

>>9862911
This is just one cafeteria in one school out of the entire country. Quit generalizing.

No. I would leave that room and go sit in the library or something.

I had two friends in high school. We were the first nerd group, and we often fought with a pair of Mexican nerds over who controlled the CompSci room by deleting each other's files, then got kicked out by the faggots who wanted to play FPS's on them.

My two friends eventually became lovers. It was pretty fucking awkward because I was obviously a third wheel.

>>9862911
It looks more like the room that you go to when you don't want to go to pep-rallies or something.

>>9862923

Well, Americans do also generalize about India. I hear comments a lot associating India with goats, livestock and bad housing like huts. In reality India has many thriving cities.

>>9862861

>>9862861
I sat with a few other turbonerds at first, then some hipster kids, then by myself

I feel bad for that guy, I wish I could tell him there are more peaceful places to eat without people staring.

>>9862927

Why not ask if you could join in, when things got kinky?

Not even joking, either. Threesomes are probably great.

Nope. I stood near some stairs outside with a friend of mine.

>>9862930
>Well, Americans do also generalize about India.
Two wrongs don't make a right.

>>9862930
And hundreds of millions of starving peasants who will never elevate themselves out of poverty. India is a shit hole, and everyone knows it. I think the whole world would be happy if your country was totally destroyed.

>>9862945
I'm not gay, and they knew that (they say that they thought I was a pedophile), so they would never invite me. Besides, they live together now, so I presume they do all their fucking alone.

>>9862954

I wouldn't be happy. I'd be fairly neutral on the whole thing.

I was popular back in highschool, unlike you nerds.

Everything changed after I dropped out though.

>>9862911
Listen here goatfucker, this website would not even be here without American genius and ingenuity. So how about you shut your curry eating mouth because I can sense your envy through the computer screen, come back when you are as free as us Americans.

Semper fi.

>>9862954

What of American ghettos, forgotten by government and consumed by poverty?

It is not only India that has a lower class.

>>9862958
Wait, it's two dudes?

>>9862969
You dropped out of high school and became a loser? Who could have imagined that!

>>9862974
Those are just niggers that no one cares about. India has real people suffering.

>>9862974
"Poor people" in America have a car that's a couple years old and no unlimited texting.

>>9862981

Hey, I'm a drop out too and

and

And that hurts my feelings anon

>>9862980
Yes. Why would there be a girl in my group of friends. I was close to the biggest loser in town.

>>9862988

Yes, and inability to provide their family with food even with financial assistance. I can see now that America has a lot of wealth.

>>9863001
Come back when your country is relevant, faglord.

>>9863001
The #1 health problem facing the poor people in America is obesity, it's time to stop deluding yourself.

>>9863001
>Yes, and inability to provide their family with food even with financial assistance.
No one has starved to death in America in seventy years without being locked in a basement. Fuck off you hindu faggot.

>>9862993
Same here.

Me sitting at the table on the left, surrounded by a bunch of my Tou-Bros

>>9862995
Well girls can be losers too.

>>9862981
At least I had my time to shine at least once in my life. I got to experience a school life like most of you nerds could only dream of.

>>9863008

People die of heatstroke and this means that people can not also be ailed by coldness? You possess faulty logic.

>>9862958
>(they say that they thought I was a pedophile)
I had the same problem. It was because of the kind of anime that I liked and I was stupid enough to tell them how much I liked CCS to no end. Shit that was stupid.

What caused it for you?

>>9862974
There are plenty, but not on the same scale, or for the same reasons. India

>>9862988
Exactly. They have a roof over their heads, and electiricity, and running water. An incredibly large portion of India is literally buried under trash and corpses. This is the country where parents cut off their children's arms to make them better beggars...

>>9863001
>inability to provide their family with food even with financial assistance.
You don't believe this shit do you? You can make a steady income and still qualify for food stamps and you get a ton of food.

The only people that don't feed their families spend their financial assistance on dumb shit like shoes and rack in other words niggers.

>>9863030
>rack

meant crack

>>9863023
If poor people were really starving they wouldn't be overwhelmingly obese. Face the facts, goatfucker.

>>9863026

"An incredibly large portion of India is literally buried under trash and corpses. This is the country where parents cut off their children's arms to make them better beggars..."

These are untrue conceptions from American media. I have seen areas of poverty myself and they are nothing like this. No one lives in trash or has corpses around. Poor people in India almost all live in homes, yet America possesses a caste so low that the streets are where they sleep.

>>9863041
>Poor people in India almost all live in homes, yet America possesses a caste so low that the streets are where they sleep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

Go back to le reddit.

>>9863041
Are you really saying there's no homeless people in india? Or implying that the number is smaller than in america?

Because that's a laugh really.

>>9863041
This guy is doing the opposite of abusing the quoting function, it's quite strange. Is he that new?

>>9863048

Yes, it makes sense that a scale which incorporates military might would class the U.S at #1. A scale by coincidence created by Americans.

It is also odd that you tell me to go to Reddit but yourself use lingo from the same.

>>9863041
>yet America possesses a caste so low that the streets are where they sleep.
What, crack whores and junkies?

>>9863060
Probably very new, he's not even saging.

Please sage when off-topic anon. It's just being polite. Of course this thread doesn't belong on /jp/ anyway but that's another matter.

>>9863074

I am utilizing the invisible nokosage function. Others want to use the sage function as a sign of status, but I think it is childish.

>>9863067
>It is also odd that you tell me to go to Reddit but yourself use lingo from the same

Are you talking about my use of "le"? Is this your first day on /jp/?

>>9863074
Nokosage, newfriend.

>>9863033
I had a bad habit of looking (read: staring) at little girls. They seriously think (yeah, `think') that I'm a pedo (or they did last year, when I last saw them), but for some reason they don't seem to care.

>>9863077
>Others want to use the sage function as a sign of status

fuck off

>>9863077
>Others want to use the sage function as a sign of status

*rolls on the floor laughing*

>>9863081

Did you just say reddit? that indicates you're from reddit.

You should stay here though cuz I kinda like you

>>9863082
I've been here 4 years and didn't know that function existed.
Excuse my ignorance.

>>9863077
No one is using the sage function to obtain any form of status. I think you should relax and be less paranoid, for your own benefit.

>>9863099
>>9863098

You can say it, but even so, posters who use the sage function visibly post in a more pontificatory manner than those who do not.

No, this is me. Please enjoy.

>>9863097

Fuck off.

countersage!

>>9863106
But I like it here.

>>9863060
“I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn’t understand what greentext means.

If only Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn’t have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to “quote” someone’s post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It’s just /jp/ and /jp/’s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It’s ironic, because you think that you’re quoting others while you’re just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I’m quoting their post or something."

>>9862911
India is a fucking shithole.

People there shit on the river and then take bath on it; worship animals: They consume cow piss/shit because they think it's sacred, don't kill rats because they believe it's a prince...

It's a shit hole.

>>9863041
The only people who sleep on the street are crackheads, convicts and illegal immigrants, which make up a small part of the population. Even if you're homeless, there are programs available, and plenty of goodwill to go around for them.

You can believe whatever you want, but the simple fact that you're indian and posting on 4chan means you're probably upper caste, therefore, totally ambivalent to the suffering of your fellow indians.

>>9863107
I've literally never even thought about the difference; I just type sage out of habit when I'm not contributing anything. Now you have me all self-concious...

>>9863112
Hoo u qut

antibump

>>9862861

Was in school, but I haven't been in school since the 90s. Now I'm all important and shit. I yell at people and make them do my bidding, then I take home giant salaries. Life is great!

>>9863107
I sage because I don't want all of /jp/ to see my stupid posts on the front page.

It's even worse because people sage so much that your stupid reply could be on the front page for quite some time.

I love America and freedom really a lot!

>>9863130

You are being dishonest, though you may yourself believe what you have said. If you didn't want your reply to be seen, you would not submit it. You are only saying this to create the impression of humbleness.

>>9863136
>America
>freedom

LEL

>>9863144

Just shut the fuck up cunt.

>>9863130
Why in Satan's name would you want to make a post that wouldn't be seen?

I'd force you fucks to read my shit at gun point if I could.

>>9863144
I like my posts to be read in thread.

I don't need everyone uninvolved with the tread to see my post.

>>9863145

Did you just greentext incorrectly on MY /jp/?! You fucking picked the wrong night fucker. I'm going to take a screenshot of your post right now and email it to moot. That way you dumb shits will realize it's not a fucking game to misuse forum functions. The hammer is coming down on you faggots and all I wil do is fucking laugh

>>9863160
Please take it easy!

>>9863136
prove it

*whips out pENIS*

>>9863167
How `bout you prove this!

*grabs dick*

>>9863167

*lowers cool, wet mouth around penis; takes the length of member into throat*

wanna talk shit now huh?

I also dropped out of high school. That's when I lost the last of my friends. But I'm due to graduate from college in a year so it's all good.

>>9863070
About 10% of homeless people are genuinely good and only got there because of bad luck. I've been both homeless and a volunteer at a homeless shelter, so I know.