/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll bring a gun since I'm not a pussy.

>>9791121
Badass image dude.

I plan to learn how to synthesis glucose from ambient sunlight, then disguise myself as vegetation.

I won't ever talk to anyone there, I'll just watch them, see them happy and fulfilled, I guess thats all I really want in life.

Who says we need to be alive before coming to Gensokyo ?

>>9791136

But the only things you can do in Gensokyo as a corpse is get thrown into a nuclear furnace. Alternately, have your soul sent to super hell because Shiki knows you've fapped to her.

I guess I could try to set up shop next to Rinnosuke and re-invent a Turing-device of some sort. Gensokyo isn't the right place for someone with my skill-set.

I'll just become a youkai magician, problem solved. I just have to not get eaten long enough to learn how to sustain my body with magic and I'm safe forever.

>>9791167
Sanae knows the secret, ask her.

>>9791179
Why the hell would I ask her? It'd make more sense to ask Alice how to do it.

>>9791190
Fuck you.

>>9791187
Magic comes from a hose attached to males.

>>9791196
No, fuck you.

>How do you expect to survive in Gensokyo
I don't.

Can't I just steal a knife or axe from the human village?

>>9791124
This and I'll make sure to be buried with my properly blessed/preserved figure collection that will awaken in the next life and act as my personal guard. Fuck if Gensokyo exists there's no reason why this wouldn't happen like the Egyptians, Chinese and other cultures believed. I'd rather have Homu and Feito guarding me than some terra cotta or wooden mummy faggots though.

>>9791213
You can't kill youkai with those, dude. At best you could murder humans around and steal any magic related item you could find. Maybe if you could be stealthy enough about it you could start some kind of rumor about an axe youkai or something. I bet that'd make your transformation easier.

>>9791121
I just want to live long enough to make it to the Moriya shrine, where I would present myself as a human sacrifice to one true Goddess.

>>9791421
Um...she wouldn't like that at all. Human sacrifice is no good.

Why would people fight in Gensokyo?

Isn't it just a magical town where everyone does cute slice of life stuff every day?

>>9791418
Wait, why can't I kill youkai with an axe? Do I have to get it blessed or else they'll just respawn or something?

my jiichan was a legendary drunken environmental vandle, so my attacks would consist of putting cyanide on everything and trying to saw down trees so they land on people

>>9791439
Youkai won't die even if they're cut into pieces.

Blessing the axe MIGHT work...but then you're dealing with a wounded supernatural beast stronger, faster, and more durable than you'll ever be, and that's not counting whatever magical powers they've got.

>>9791427
The Goddess deserves everything I have to give, and my life is only thing I have that could possibly be of value to her.

>>9791449
No! What good is killing yourself going to do her!?
If you want to help her, then worship her! You can't give faith if you're dead...and even if you could, you shouldn't be so eager to die anyway.

Touhou ruined Japanese folklore.

Youkai are not cute, they're supposed to be scary as hell.

>>9791449
Have any post-mortem ambitions?

>>9791448
>vandle

>>9791449
If you have a penis you could let her suck it, she finds cum to be the most valuable.

>>9791446
Well that can easily be solved by spreading the pieces out or burning them so they can't just put themselves back together or whatever happens when they get decapitated.

And if I wear equally blessed armor or clothes then that should make survival easier no?

>>9791456
I think japan would have taken care of it one way or another. ZUNs not the only person to make cute little girls out of whatever they please.

>>9791461
leave me be, i am tired and drunk.

>>9791468
holy FUG this was erotic

I'll just meet up with all my Tou-Bros from /jp/ and we'll manage something, strength in numbers after all.

>>9791475
I'll never be your tou-bro

>>9791455
I feel like I have to die for her. I want to die for her.

>>9791458
I haven't made plans.

>>9791462
Such lewd suggestions are an insult to everyone.

>>9791477
>>9791475
>Tou-bro
but everyone's a little girl on /jp/, who's the bro?

>>9791455
What are Sanae's top ten desires?

>>9791478
>I feel like I have to die for her. I want to die for her.
What would make more sense would be to live until a threat comes along which you could die to combat instead of giving up your life at a time when it isn't needed.

>>9791484
To be loved by me.

>>9791487
Somewhat unlikely.

>>9791484
I actually wrote a reply to this once that I've seen pasta of a few times. Something about finding dreams anywhere she goes. I don't have it any more.

>>9791456

It was ZUN's original intention to make them very creepy. He's actually a very talented artist and he intentionally made the characters look very bad, kind of like a creepy, poorly drawn caricature of modern Japanese art and its focus on cuteness.

This was misinterpreted by the fans, who believed that they were drawn that way unintentionally, and then they ruined it with their fanart which turned touhou into the same exact artstyle that ZUN was attempting to make a twisted and creepy representation of.

He didn't have the heart to tell his fans how horribly wrong they had misunderstood understood everything and to do this day he drowns himself in liquor to keep the depression at bay while his fans corrupt and destroy what he wanted touhou to be.

>>9791494
Fuck off faggot I'll believe what I want to believe.

I want to be a youkai killer. You know, like in Diablo. I will buy good magical equipment and kill some shit tier youkai, then buy something better and kill bosses like Remilia or Yuyuko. Yeah.

>>9791502
Are you Donte the Youkai Killer? It has a nice ring to it.

>>9791486
In any combat situation I'd only be a hindrance. It is far better to state my intentions and offer my life in worship than to interfere with the shrine's security.

>>9791418
Wait, so becoming a maksed serial killer in gensokyo might turn you into a youkai?

>>9791524
You never know when the Moriya Shrine will need cannon fodder.

>>9791484
you're post arse twice

>>9791550
Most youkai are incarnations of things people don't completely understand, and therefore fear/respect. If you can meet these requirements by being a masked serial killer, I don't know man...

>>9791448
This post was the most entertaining part of my day.

>>9794529
Sounds like a way to start an incident. Humans and low tier youkai getting murdered by an outsider with a magic axe.

IN style, playable Keine/Mokou team.

I think I would bring a knife and a handgun and try to take Gensokyo, Naked Snake style.

I don't plan on surviving. I am fully prepared to be devoured by the first touhou I cross paths with.

? ??????

All this discussion about strategy is making me wish there was some kind of large-scaled Touhou-themed role playing game where I play as a customizable character while I explore all of Gensokyo and freely interact with the environment.

By turning in to a vengeful spirit and taking over a youkai. Preferably Rumia, or Sanae if possible.

>>9794659
I would be neat if you could interact with the various characters as well and try to build up relationships, thereby gaining party members, and try to take the place over or something.

>>9794659
All this posting is making wish that I had some sort of large scale /jp/-themed role playing game where I play as a customizable shitposter while I explore all of Otaku Culture and freely interact with the environment.

I'd take a gun with me. It would be my spell card.