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blade or super long dildo

ken-samas blade

Katakana sword

>>9777111
did he die?

got this motherfucker yesterday

Ken-sama?

it reads "Scarlet Devil"

>>9777124
Test it's blade by peeling some potatoes.

>>9777128
you're supposed to test a blade by killing a random passerby on the street

>>9777132
How many times was this folded?

Hey that's cool and all but isn't it a waste of money?

>>9777134
It was only 70 bucks, and it can chop nicely through a watermelon so I'd say it was money well spent.

European broadswords can peel potatoes at a higher rotational velocidensity than Japanese katanas.

>>9777132

>>9777134
How so? It's more useful than jewelry, figures and fancy clothing. It can bring peace.

>>9777132
>Scarlet Devil

it can destroy everything xD

And another dweeb fell for the katana hype.

>>9777120
Is it high quality though?
I have a local shop to pick up these kinds of things too, but the specificly tell me that most of them are for show, but the ones that were made by the Chinese (Real masters don't sell them on a large scale in a market) sword smiths are the ones that would hold up against slashing things or going head to head with another sword.

These ones cost from $400 + from what store I shop from.

Most made in a will fall apart once swung against a hard surface.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzV6J3SQ8Qs

>>9777117
No, he became Bradon-kun

>>9777142

Broadsword a shit.

Give me a German or Italian longsword. Objectively the best sword ever created.

>>9777163
Isn't Ichigos sword a german longsword?

>>9777170

Hardly.

I've got a katana I bought from Japan in Nara. It's not sharp and definitely isn't made for actual cutting, which I don't mind because I bought it as a souvenir. I can take a few pictures if anyone's interested

>>9777132
Wow, way to go weeb. Couldn't even figure out how to spell it in japanese?

Why do people care about which sword is better anyway? They are all inferior to the firearm which is why firearms are used and swords aren't.

>>9777235

Because shooting people is boring and requires 0 skill.

Also, swords were the first hightech products created, which makes them interesting from a cultural point of view.

>>9777249
>Because shooting people is boring and requires 0 skill.

what?

>>9777235
In third world countries like China, guns are extremely illegal. A lot of gangs actually carry machetes and other blades because swords and knives don't get nearly as bad a punishment as illegal firearms.

I agree

>>9777249
Yes that is why in the military they have uttery no firearms training and snipers are picked at random

>>9777249
It requires skill depending on the distance.

>>9777270

What's so hard to understand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

>>9777284

You can kill a sniper with a gun if you're close enough. You just have to be faster.

>>9777157
Probably even worse. American pressed steel.

>>9777288
Because it isn't booring and requires skill.
But a shutin nerd like you who thinks that he can slice bullets in half and jump around like a retard with a katana won't understand.

>>9777275

>third world countries like China

China is a second world country.

>>9777299

Guns don't requiere skill no matter what your redneck dad told you.

And katanas are shit.

>>9777301
There is no "second world" just like there's no "second person" in writing. It's all first world (like US, UK, etc) and third world (China, Pakistan, Ukraine, most of Africa, etc). You're literally delusional if you think China isn't poor.

>>9777305
>Ukraine
>China

>>9777286
>>9777299
when I was 14 I shot a rifle for the first time in my life after a 2 minutes explanation on how to aim, fire, reload and I scored ~65/100 on a 70cm target at 300 meters
but I guess that's because I'm skilled.

also this is a pointless debate and I should gtfo.

>>9777099
something that will never compare to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrQqx6yMFrU

>>9777305
>just like there's no "second person" in writing
You are a retard.

>>9777305

Poor and wealthy doesn't decide whether or not a country is 1st, second, or third world.

For example, Ireland, Finland, and Sweden are all third world countries.

Somalia, Iran, and Uganda, are all first world countries.

China IS a second world country. Apparently you didn't even know second world countries exist, and actually believed they're fictional.

Please learn what the fuck you're talking about before speaking out like that.

>>9777319
I could also hit a non-moving target with the shitty blade the katana is after 2 minutes of explaining how to swing my arms.

>>9777327
>Ireland
>third-world
ass-mad Prod

>>9777327

I guess you have a pretty unique definition of "third world"

>>9777327
While that definition is true, it's come to mean relative economic differences.

>>9777346

I'm not mad at ireland, nor sweden/finland. I literally just said whether or not a country is first/third/second, is not based off wealth/poverty whatsoever. There is no need to get insulted over it.

>>9777347

No, I''m just going by the legitimate definition of those terms.

>>9777351

Ya, just because a large amount of people have no clue what it means and use the terms incorrectly constantly, it doesn't mean I'm going to condone it or accept it.

It's like when I tell people how to correctly pronounce karaoke.

Here's my sword if anyone's interested (doubt it).

More sword!

>>9777368
Nobody cares about your outdated pronunciations and definitions, dweebweeb. Nips started using katakana for karaoke because it doesn't belong to them anymore. It's a mainstream foreign word now.

Do you also get made when people say "ninjas" instead of "ninja"? Because glorious Japanese doesn't distinguish between the two?

What's this? Even more sword?

>>9777386
>Nips started using katakana for karaoke because it doesn't belong to them anymore

They write it in katakana because it looks fancy. They write a lot of genuine Japanese words in katakana.

>>9777386

Okay...

>>9777305
>no "second person" in writing

Ahahahahaha

>>9777388

I feel bad because no one replied.

That is a really nice rug, I love the pattern.

>>9777432
It's a bedspread, turbonerd.

>>9777297
Yeah that is what I thought.
If I ak going to get smerlthing I want the real deal.
I'll probably end up buying one from a craftsmen who imported raw Japnese iron from where they took it from an active volcano.
Thouh a high grade chinese oje priced at $600 would get me by fow a while.

I could kill you faster with a hammer than those half tang POS nickle plated chrome sticks.