/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stupid scenario, I want to live with Satori and want Okuu+Orin to be my sisters

>>9750576

I'd be willing to take care of that autistic child Okuu if it means I get to ram Satori's delicious anus every fucking day. fuck yeah

Wife. We have lots of baby Okuus, with which I start my very own energy company and achieve a global monopoly. I harvest the cores of any that die and sell them to the military for use in missiles.

>Satori has become too busy with managing the Underground that she no longer has time to look after her pets, and begins putting them up for adoption or giving them away to foster homes.
Oh, yeah fucking right. At least try something remotely believable.

I want Okuu to be my big sister. Unfortunately probably all I can teach her is how to play video games.

>>9750576
Well I'm kinda stupid so I'm probably not even qualified to teach a 5 year old something.

Sucks that I have to turn down the offer, I've always wanted a pet.

Why would she give them away? It's not like her pets would ever leave, animals love her.

>>9750618
No deal.

I'd teach her how to play Touhou.

>>9750623
>I harvest the cores of any that die

But that's terrible! Those are her babies!

>>9750623
You can't fool me. You'd chain her up in some breeding facility and impregnate her constantly.

She could take whatever role, probably sister or pet, she'd be my ticket to adventure. We could explore cool places and learn how to survive in an unforgiving environment and come back to a relaxing home to take it easy.

>>9750631
It's made pretty clear from the events of SA that Satori can't always keep tabs on her pets. It's not her fault though. She really needs a helping hand.

>>9750711
Then she'd get some help. She wouldn't send her loving pets away.

>>9750718
What he said. I'd like to be a live in care taker or something.

Silly question, OP.
Naturally I will make her a part of my family, to eat together, see the tv and stuff, and of course I will be overprotective with her.

Loving wife.

I've always wanted an adorable pet girl. I'm not good at doing anything so we can just learn how to do shit together and it will be awesome.

>>9750742
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT'S FOR DINNER!" "is it lav-" "IT'S LAVA!"

>>9750794
I guess we'll be teaching her how to cook first.

>>9750801
But she already knows how to cook! Watch!

I'd do my best to teach her English. Once she knows enough to do so, I'd ask her to help me learn Moon.

I could also teach various programming languages, vidya, things about society, etc.

>>9750948
Huh, I never realized how much of an advantage knowing moon gives me in fictional situations that will never happen.

>>9750711
> Satori can't always keep tabs on her pets
But that's wrong. It was all Orin's scheme to prevent Okuu from getting punished by Orin. Satori could've easily stopped Okuu if Orin didn't cover her.

Have you achieved Satori today?

>>9750718
>>9750722
There's no guarantee she'd want humans living with her though. I won't say she's 100% against it, because I know some people will fight me tooth and nail on this particular issue, but I do at least remember reading that she has no friendship status with humans at all from SOPM.

>>9750915

I would make her my sex slave

>>9752098
Well you're not really there to be her friend. You're there to be her pet's friend.

Giant Okuu is a miracle of the universe.

>>9753202
Needs to look more monstrous

>>9753206
Monstrous? But Okuu must look cute when ignorantly committing mass genocide.

>>9753206
Is not her rampage/frolic the death of thousands? How much monstruous does it need to get before you are satisfied, evil god?

I'd take her in as my pet/waifu
teach her a new meal to cook for me every month

for money I could sell her energy to power the city. then after a week when I've made millions she could nuke the place and we could spend the rest of our lives planting a forest where it used to be. living alone together in a large house deep in the forest where noone will bother us.

sometimes I could take her to visit her old home, but really it'd just be an excuse so I can hug satori

With all the time Okuu spends with eggs she probably knows how to make a mean omlette.

>>9753430
She doesn't need to learn how to ride a bike when she can fly.

>>9753441

Well look at how much fun she's having.

>>9753441
Sometimes it's all about the thrill of learning how the tool works rather than what it does, especially for curious creatures like ravens.

Satori will be my fuck pet. We'll have fun everyday.

Would adopt.

>>9753573
Okuu is a bird and NOT a cat.

>>9753610

Are you sure about that?

>>9753737
Yes, very.

Remember to take good care of your Hell Raven.

>>9753779
From the thumbnail, she kinda looks like an eldritch abomination.

I feel really sick today, but seeing Okuu always made me feel a little bit better. Maybe If I stare at this picture long enough I'll have a feverish hallucination of Okuu nursing me back to health.

>>9753798
Okuu is DEFINITELY not an eldritch abomination.

>>9753922
Oh my goodness, this is wonderful.

>>9753922
>>9754142
I wish I knew why Okuu was being so overprotective of Sanae in that.

>>9754176
The desire to protect Sanae is only natural, even though she is strong enough to not require such protection.

>>9750640
This. Maybe not big sister, same age or younger rather.
I'd love to play vidya with Okuu.

>>9753922
What doujin is that?

I make her become my Friend
The loneliness ends and happy days continue until the end of time, each day is a new adventure.

I love roleplaying :)

Would have been epicker if this was a CYOA thread though :(

Good thing there weren't any mod stickies forbidding these threads ;)

>>9750576
Can I have an Orin instead?

>>9754236
(tes)(C79)おくうちゃんをいっぱい！！

>>9754285
It was deleted the first time for this reason. Search for the same image on the archive. Maybe meido let it stay up again to see if people would have a problem with it. And it turns out the only person to do so is a shitposter!

>>9754307
Orin comes with Okuu, always. They are inseparable after all.

>>9754267
Take your epic images and misuse of spoilers back to /a/.

>>9754236

Speaking of playing games with Touhous does anyone know what handheld Orin has here?

>>9754428
Looks like some freak child of Nintendo's Virtual Boy and Konami's Hyper Boy.

Okuu as pet and sister.

I would then have her help me with my engineering work. i'd guess she would have a fair amount of knowledge of sciences and the such.

I'd peobably teach her some of the games I play, as well as tips and tricks of life.

>>9754507
I think her understanding of nuclear stuff is innate so she wouldn't be able to explain it even if she wanted to.

Would you, /jp/?

>>9754596
Holy shit that's a big ass bed! And even then she still manages to hog it with her wings.

I'm going to have to push her off so I can go to sleep on my giant bed.

>>9754605
That's HER bed though! If you are nice she'll make room though.

>>9754617
Well she's a pet in this house hold. Meaning her bed is now mine! She can have the foot of the bed where I'll place my former smaller bed.

>>9754623
>she's a pet in this house hold.
>her bed is now mine!

That is some strange logic.

>>9754645
Well her fault for having such a nice pet bed.

>>9754657
Actually, that would be Satori's "fault" if anyone. She can afford to give her precious daughters nice things. She'll just buy her a new one then if you insist on taking it.

>>9754673
In that case everyone wins.

>>9754428
http://www.rfgeneration.com/blogs/noiseredux/Konami-Hyper-Boy-1535.php

>>9756840
dem bird thighs man...

Satori is a bad-ass!

>>9756857
What about them?

>>9756894
They suck because they oppress me and take away my rights.

I'll take a muscular Okuu as a pet.

>>9756918
I think you mean she'll take YOU as a pet.

>>9756894
They're great!

>>9756918
I want to knead those abs.

Appointed new head maid of Chireiden. Surely this plan will not backfire.

>>9756925
What if we both end up fighting over who is pet and who is master?

>>9757124
Sounds like some kind of kinky S&M scenario.

>>9757178
>What game is this, anonymous? It's weird...I don't like it...

Yaaaaaay!

>>9754176
>>9753922
I remember this! A /jp/er made a thread requesting help with translations of a ton of doujins he had bought. He uploaded a ton of them but I don't think he got much help.

I wish my japanese was better. I would've definetly helped him.

Okuu is cool

>>9757890
I don't think he posted that one specifically. Still, a shame it's not translated. I'd like to at least know what's the general idea behind that doujin

>>9757925
No, Okuu is most definitely more hot that cold,

>>9758104
Chireiden has so many of those bird stained glass windows. Does Satori favor Okuu, or does she have a lot of bird pets, or what?

Unyupai

>>9758113
That doesn't even mean anything.

>>9758110
If stage 6 is any indication, she has many hell ravens. But Okuu is the best hell raven.

>>9758087
He did. He even posted mediafire links. I downloaded this from his thread. You can go check it out in the archives.

>>9758113

Please condense your Okuu threads.

>>9758121
Surely not all of those are her pets. Chireiden would be drowned in feathers.

>>9758115
www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=うにゅぱい

Unyupai is best pai

>>9758136
Unyupai...
You're going to cook Okuu into a pie!? Noooo, don't!

>>9758129
I don't see any other Okuu threads.

>>9758143
No, that sounds terrible. I just want to grope her breasts.

The other Okuu thread from a few days back died off with my question unahnswered, so i'll give it another shoot before giving up.

In which games is it possible to play as our favorite hell raven? There's Hisoutensoku, there's Sky arena, and there's that overhead danmaku game from C82. Anything else?

>>9758185
God, my spelling is horrible tonight.
>unanswered
>shot

There, fixed

>>9758194
You forgot to correct "did died off"

>>9757178
Imagine if it ends with both parties tangled up together on a bed with all manners ropes, chains, and other restraints and Satori has to come in and untangle everything.

>>9758200
Oops. You made no such mmistake. My apologies.

>>9758199
Isn't that what dojidom basically is?

>>9758206
Never heard of it. What is that? Clumsy bondage where nobody knows how to tie a knot?

I've always said I'd be bad at bondage because I don't know how to tie good knots.

>>9758199
I imagine she'd open the door, see this, stare for a second, close the door, and just walk away.

>>9758226
That sounds like a very Satori way to handle it.

>>9758215
Something like that. I've never really seen it defined before though. I just remember people mentioning it before in a couple of different Okuu threads awhile ago and how she'd be like the perfect character for it.

>>9758185

If you can find the models for her you can play her in Mugen. Pic and video related.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18835998

Sadly, thats about it as far as I know. It's a grave injustice that she isn't playable in more games.

>>9758128
>no sweets for Okuu for 3 days!

Unacceptable.

Is Okuu the magical girl of Gensokyo? She has her control rod, a cape, her foot of fusion, foot of fission, and her eye of Yatagarasu which is like her power core. All of them are removable except for maybe her third eye and she doesn't always wear them. The control rod and foot of fusion are basically functional power-ups for her and can be used in combat as implied in Soku, and the control rod is practically her "wand".

Speaking of playable ravens, how'd you think Okuu would play like in a beat-em-up style game? I'm thinking something along the lines of one of those uncontrollable power characters. Slow and heavy hitting offense with a focus on keeping up momentum and crashing through attacks.

>>9758226
Then ask Rin to clean up her mess.

>>9758304
Just today I was thinking a panzer dragoon type game would fit okuu perfectly.

>>9758304

Sounds kind of like a Siegfried from Soulcalibur, my favorite character to play as, so no arguments here.

>>9758313
If this doesn't end up with Orin caught in the big ball of bondage, I will be very disappointed.

>>9758359
It will roll off the bed and onto Orin getting her caught in it too. From there the ball will roll out of Chireiden picking up Satori and everyone in the way of the exit turning into a big katamari ball of bondage.

>>9758406
That's not exactly what I had in mind.

>>9758302
Uh, I don't think she ever appeared in canon without any of the first two legs, like she did with the third one. Also we should only wonder if she could remove the heavy one, since the other is just a flashy atom light symbol that wouldn't even matter.

Although I personally doubt it would be even possible to take your foot out of that thing that looks like some solid block of... something. To me it looks like her foot just turned into that thing.

>>9758473
She has everything off in a page from the fairys manga.

>Although I personally doubt it would be even possible to take your foot out of that thing
All the more reason to believe she is a magical girl and can materialize or de-materialize her equipment.

!

>>9758551
Can girls really get aroused from cats doing that thing with their paws?

>>9758560
I don't think she's clawing her, just touching her breast/nipple.
And Satori is sensitive.

Okuu loves plushies!

>>9758694
She might just love Satori.

>>9758560
She's pawing her breasts like a kitten does to her mother. Cats paw everything soft, pretty much. I take it you don't have a cat.

I'd take her in as a best friend but there is no option.
I guess I'll marry her into my family and see if I actually see her in a romantic way after some amount of time.

Arranged marriages have worked before, I'm sure.

>>9758773
She definitely loves mommy.

>>9758810
If you don't see her romantically right away she'll probably start making sudden clumsy advances on you to win your heart. Be warned, she gets her love advice from Rin.

>>9758933
Uh oh. Rin's...kinky.

>>9758933

I personally couldn't resist simply petting Okuu even after approaching me dressed like that. But would she actually be happy with that kind of reaction or just feel belittled that her attempt at being sexy failed? I don't want to hurt her feelings.

>>9758933
I'd just pat her on the head, tell her to get off, and make breakfast. Pet ain't gonna make herself breakfast is she?

I don't really know how to cook so it's going to be waffles, sausages, and eggs. I'd spend my time waiting on the toaster wondering where the hell she even got that pink apron.

>>9759236
see >>9758973
You done goofed.

>>9758973

I'd pet Okuu too, if you know what I mean.

>>9759272
I'm sure she'll lighten up after having some waffles. Everyone loves waffles.

>>9759304
>What's that?

>>9759336
I'll tell her it's morning food from the lands of the western barbarians and read her a book about white people while she eats.

>>9759281
I'm not quite sure I do. Elaborate.

Sparkly clean.

Incredible how you just need to mention Okuu and all the Okuu fags will show up for no reason. This feels just like Cirno back when she barely had any attention on games and the fandom circlejerked over her.

>>9759484
It's understandable since she's the 5th worst 2hu.

>>9759496
Who are the other 4?

>>9759484
The thread is purposely about Okuu, you moron.

>>9759511
This is one.

>>9759496
Don't make fun of Cirno.

>>9759546
Like all 4 of them?

>>9759484
Complaining about character circlejerking in a thread made for that character is like complaining about a Chinese restaurant having Chinese food. How stupid do you feel?

>>9758942
And scheming. Always up to something.

>>9759764
Yeah. Let's just say that sending her in to take care of that bondage mess earlier wasn't a very good idea.

>>9759778
She'd probably intentionally start that katamari bullshit.

>>9759778
Damnit, Orin! Control yourself!

>>9759822
Quiet. Busy.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15156920
>228,550 views

Japan loves watching Okuu's big bouncing breasts.

>>9760011
Nyaaa...

>>9760035
Poor Orin... Don't worry, we still love you.

>>9760068
Hmph. Orin may lose in breasts, but she won't lose in technique~

>>9760083
But she will lose to a warm lap.

>>9760202
Oh yeah? C'mere a minute.

>>9760214
Ok, but after this I gotta go to bed. I can't keep up with a cats energy level.

>>9760273
Oh, you'll be going to bed all right...

>>9760291

Well, I suppose I could make room for a third in my bed. It is queen sized. Just need to be careful not to lie on Okuu's wings.

>>9760386
Urk...

>>9760386
Now that's a creepy face.

>>9758487
You mean this one, and she's no-- what the HELL.
I only now realized she's not sitting with her legs down, hidden, but that she's over them and that you can see her feet cramped bellow the image. My whole life has been nothing but lies.

>>9761341
I am very pleased with the fluffiness of her wings as depicted in that panel.

>>9757890
>>9758087

Actually, I did get quite a bit of help, more than I even hoped for. I think I was able to get translated something like 6 or 7 books in the end before the translator lost interest. I still actually know of two different translators, but one of them now is busy with college and the other never checks his email (looking at you Miyabro, if you read this). I even had help from one anon with cleaning a whole book for me, and another one cleaned a few pages of a different, far more difficult one. My most sincere thanks goes to them for their aid.

I am hoping to get the ball rolling again someday, but I will wait a little longer since the thread was kept alive for awhile without anyone new answering my call for assistance. At some point I'll ask on Poosh since they seem to have a good amount of translators and resourceful users there as well. It was fun having something productive to do by being able to work on those books, so I'd do it again in a heartbeat the moment a script comes my way. That being said, I guess I'll take the opportunity to ask right now if anyone would like to help me continue translating. Probably not, but just in case someone is, my email is in the field.

I've also been keeping an eye on Magic Voile to see if anyone takes an interest in translating any of my other books, and someone did reply and said he'd start working on the translation for this (picture related). I'll post it here or in one of the next Okuu threads when it gets done.

>>9761507
sent you a mail about translating. never done editing so that might be impossible though

>>9761507
Be sure to make a new thread if you get some more stuff done.

>>9761531
Sent you a reply. You don't need to worry about the editing, almost all of it will be done by me unless someone else offers to help with cleaning again.

>>9761507
To anyone who starts learning Japanese, try to read that doujinshi, it's entry level.

My favourite non-canon pairing.

>>9762856

>>9762856
What are you talking about, they both have cannons in that picture.

>>9761507
Been busy for a while. I'm still around and still interested in helping out with Okuu books.
I have the whole day free tomorrow so I'll be able to try and get the script done for a whole book or atleast half of one.
If I'm going to do it, I think more than anything you'll need translation checkers and someone to check the english sounds natural.

I still have some partial done translations in my folder I'll work on those.
What has been done so far by the way, I saw the Okuu tamago book on Exhentai.

If Okuu wanted to get married, would she need to get permission and approval from Satori?

>>9762943
You're also going to have to get Satori a dowry.

>>9762963
That sounds difficult. I can't imagine she'd lack any sort of possession that she desired given how rich her household is.

>>9763035
your virginity

>>9762942
Good to see you again. I have quite a few options for doing quality control and grammar checking, so no need to worry about that. All the books circled in red have been translated (or are being translated) and uploaded to exhentai and magic voile. There are 9 more though that I received recently not included in the picture which I haven't scanned yet. Let me know when you finish a script and I'll start editing.

And for her next trick, she'll summon fire from thin air!..

Which one do you like most?

>>9769016
So cute. I like how she bows.

>>9769016
The happiest one.

Would you be able to cast aside all lewd thoughts and help give Okuu a bath? She needs someone to clean those big wings of hers.

Would you be able to cast aside all lewd thoughts and help give Okuu a bath? She needs someone to clean those big wings of hers.

>>9769280
Can't Satori or Rin just do it? I would be too tempted to think lewd things.

>>9769289
But it's just the two of you, living together under the same roof.

Okuu and a rock

It'd be easier to bathe her as a raven

>>9769280
But I have an american bathtub, not an entire room like in Japan. Will she even fit in there?

If not then I can always just take her outside and hose off the wings I guess.

>>9769319
Tch... You weren't supposed to think of that...

>>9769333
Aaah...you're so precious, Okuu.

>>9769401

>>9769409
You're the cutest and most beautiful little hell raven in all of the underground. There isn't a single part of you, from wing tip to tip, that isn't simply wonderful.
Satori is one lucky woman to have you as a pet and friend.

>>9769409
I used to consider myself a hard man with a heart of stone.

Pictures of 2D girls getting pat on the head changed that.

>>9769431
Jesus that's cute

Unyu?

Unyu~nyu.

Funyu~nyu~nyu...

BWAH!

(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゅー！
(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゅー！
(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゅー！

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQs3NgzNMjs

>>9769486
>>9769491
Straight up poking and pinching her face just seems uncomfortable and rude.

>>9769523
But...but...Okuu is a crow, not a cat!
Does this mean Orin is the crow!?

Why haven't you untied her yet!?

>>9769574
What the hell is that seeping between her legs? I'm not going near that with a ten foot pole.

>>9769579
It's...well...what do you think?

>>9769574
Because I'm bad with knots and I'd probably give up and take a nap after trying and failing to untie it.

>>9769574
And that was the day I discovered that Okuu was scared of bondage. I swore we'd never do it again.

>>9769808
Pffft, fag.

Why is Okuu's bow so cute? I love it so much.
What's the best looking bow that's ever been drawn for her? I need a reference for my own art of her.

>>9769834
Seems like an average bow to me. Do you just like the color maybe?

>>9769808
Okuu? Scared? Nonsense.

>>9769834
What makes it so good?

>Your hair may be frizzy, but it sure is soft.

I've always wondered. Is that big red eye part of her or just something on her shirt or an ornament of sorts?

>>9769902
>>9769926

I have no idea, that's why I'm asking. Maybe it's the fact that green suits her so well. I don't necessarily even favor the color green. All I know is that I love it. Maybe if I had some sense in art and fashion I could explain it.

>>9769932
Okuu's hair is so great.

>>9769947
It's a mystery.

>>9769431
Yada~
You're making her all doki doki and waku waku

Obligatory.

>>9770265
I picture Okuu being at least 5'10 though.

>>9770271
Maybe she can stop her shapeshift to raven form midway and just become tiny. I want to believe.

>>9770281
I picture that looking kind of like a freakish mix between human and crow. Like the middle portion of an animorphs cover.

>>9770285
Or just have wings with no arms while still in human shape, kind of like a harpy. This is the best example I have of what she might look like, that I can recall.

>>9770303
Add freaky looking bird eyes and a beak.

Looks like the image limit came a little sooner than expected. I guess I'll just post a new thread when I finish typesetting the two Okuu books I received scripts for recently. I'll try to get it done within a day or two, provided I don't feel too sick again the following days.

Mother/sister.

First, she'll have to learn English and how to speak it properly (and in turn, I could learn Nihongo from her. Give and take!). I'll tell her cool stuff about other animals, and the ones she should stay the fuck away from. I'll teach her how to draw. Maybe help her fix some of the machinery and gadgets that break down. Help her sort some of the useless shit in the house out.

Does it still count as teaching if all I do is read her history books about shit that white people did?

>>9770363
I hope so, because that's also what I'd do.

I'd also make her my wife. My parents might be uncomfortable about the fact that I've married a nuclear birdgirl, but I don't care.

>>9770399
Personally I'd keep her as an adorable little pet. Read her books, pat her on the head whenever she makes an adorably stupid comment about the subject, and have her taste test shit that I made while I try to teach myself how to cook.

Kinda makes me sad knowing I'll never have something like that.

>>9770303
S-Source? ;_;

Also, image limit.

>>9770430
I don't know about living pet girls, but if you're a man who can cook, you stand a better chance than most at finding someone to spend your life with if that's what you want. At the very least, any female NEET would jump at the chance.

>>9771826
I'll spoonfeed you just this once because I love that book. Next time try googling the filename + Touhou.

http://www.mediafire.com/?336rp47fz6rwr66

Translation was never QC'd though.

>>9772064
That's pretty cute, i really liked the ending.

The english however...

>>9771834
Nah, it would mean nothing to me without the pet component.

I'd hug Okuu. Forever. I'd never be able to let go.

>>9772064
That and Google's image search only give results with the untranslated version, dude.
But thanks a million!